.:Sigh:. The Internet was down.. Again.. I think the cable people are
really axe murderers in disguise. why else would they keep cutting the damn
cable line?!?!?!?
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Oh well.
At least I got this chapter up (Relatively) early. so now we get to the
confusing part ^-^
BTW- I actually have a long list of babysitter torture for after this time-
travel incident ^-^ but you'll hafta wait and find out what they are.. ^-^
And for a final note- now that Veggie's in it, the rating has to go up ^-^ you know. language. And besides, Gohan actually curses quite a bit too. it's amazing he doesn't in the series, with all the curse words he learned by the time he was 5.
.:Last time on 'Just to Annoy the Babysitters' (or JtAtB as I will call it from now on. it's easier to remember)-
The rest of the db gang stood in shock. Not only had this strange, spiky haired man
(now revealed to be the father of that mild-mannered, polite purple-haired teenager) suddenly appeared and swiped Roshi away from Bulma without breaking a sweat, he and Mirai had begun to converse in a different, unknown language. Then, as if that weren't enough, the polite young man had suddenly decided to take a swat at the old master. And his father seemed quite proud of him at that!
"Vegeta!? What the hell are you doing here!?"
Chappie six- Woops.
They all turned to see Gohan/Vegeta (alias. member?) walking towards them with an unreadable expression n his face. Vegeta snorted.
"What does it look like, brat? I'm here to pick up you and the other brats."
Gohan looked over at the DB gang, who were entirely confused.
"Let's talk somewhere else. like behind that store." Gohan said nervously, grabbed Vegeta and ran behind the store, leaving poor Mirai (again) to deal with the confused fighters.
Bulma was the first to approach him. She grabbed him by the collar and, with an amazing show of strength, lifted the demi-sayian off the ground.
"Explain. Now." she demanded.
"Um.. well. that's a funny story. you see." and so Mirai began to explain, preferring to face Gohan's wrath later rather than his mother-to-be now. "Er. let's see. how should I explain this." Mirai pondered once Bulma let him down.
"Just get to the point purple." Said Yamcha in what he hoped would be an intimidating tone (AN- do you honestly think it was? Mirai's dad is Vegeta. He's intimidating. Yamcha's not. Get it? In case you haven't noticed or I haven't mentioned it yet, I don't like Yamcha. I have a mini-rant about it at the bottom that you can read if you want ^-^) "It's LILAC not PURPLE" Both Trunk's simultaneously yelled, causing Yamcha to jump in surprise.
"Oh! I can explain it!" Marron yelled. The blond chibi walked over to Goten and pulled his hair out from the ponytail. Now he looked like the carbon copy of Goku (especially 'cuz they're the same size, too).
The Db gang was in shock, naturally.
"H-how?" Bulma asked, open mouthed while the rest of the gang was to stunned to speak.
"We're from the future!" Marron proclaimed. The db gang fainted while Mirai and the other chibi's sweatdroped.
"You know, Marron. you could've been a bit less. well." Travis began.
"Blunt?" Tess supplied. The rest nodded in agreement.
"Well, it got the point across, didn't it?" Marron said happily (like she say's everything ^-^ she's such a cute little kid). The Chibi's and Mirai face faulted.
~To where Gohan and Vegeta are~
"Okay Vegeta, so you're here to help us. That's great." Gohan said with little enthusiasm. "There's just one question I have to ask you." He continued.
"And that is.?" Vegeta asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Do you actually have a way of getting us home?" Vegeta blinked.
"Damn!" Gohan face faulted.
~Now we're back at the guy's hotel room~
Goku groaned. He remembered falling unconscious, but that was it. He sat still for a minute. Why had he fallen unconscious? Let's see. There was the preliminaries, but he had finished his fights. Then they had gone outside and seen Vegeta and that weird guy with the pointy hair. Then the guy with the pokey hair and Mirai had both hit Roshi into a building. The pokey-hair and Vegeta went to talk somewhere else. Then Marron said-
Oh. Right. He looked to his side and saw Kuririn laying on the floor. He guessed those other guys had carried them to the hotel room. He didn't mind. The tournament itself wasn't 'till tomorrow. (MY FIC!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sorry) So, in seeing his best friend lying unconscious on the floor beside him, he did the logical thing that anyone in his situation would do.
He poked him.
And Kuririn sat up.
And all was right in the world.
Well, maybe not the last part.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!" They two friends heard a familiar scream. Who was it? Bulma. Who else screams really loudly? Exactly.
The two friends, along with Yamcha (who had been awakened by Bulma's yelling) ran into the abandoned hotel lounge where Bulma looked shocked, Marron, Travis and Tess were holding their ears, and the demi-sayains were on the ground in obvious pain.
"What happened here?" Kuririn asked as the rest of the DB gang made their way into the lounge. Bulma was too stunned to respond, and simply pointed at the kids.
"Th.they. they said." And with that, she fainted. Again. With good reason. Trunks was the first to recover his hearing and stood up. He walked over to his mother's form and began poking it to see if she was alive. Goten walked over too.
"I don't see what the big deal is." Goten said methodically. "All we did was tell her that she's the past form of your mother."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" The DB gang screamed. They didn't faint this time, though. Nope. They just stood their, catching flies. Not that that's all too much better.
.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. Heh heh, I'm finished with six chappies now ^-^ sorry if this one was so short, but I wanted to save most of the explanation for it's own chapter. At least my internet's back up. and our computer works.
Okay, here's my I-hate-Yamcha rant ^-^ flame if you want, skip it you must, but I had to put this here First off, the number one point used against Yamcha is that he cheated on Bulma. Many Yamcha lovers say that isn't true, as it is never mentioned in the series. However, it can be proved in the manga (witch is more real than the series anyway). When Trunks is talking to Goku after he defeats Freiza and Cold, and tells Goku who his parents are, Goku freaks and says how he thought Bulma would always end up with Yamcha. Trunks then explains that Yamcha was 'not always faithful'. In other words, he cheated on her. ^-^ There's one concrete point. Another is that he only seems to appear to annoy other characters for a looooong time. He never makes it past the first round in the finals of the WMAT. He tries to kill Goku (not that others, say Vegeta and Piccolo haven't, but hey), just annoys Tein (though it was funny when he flicked him off in the manga), Does nothing in the fight against piccolo, loses to Kami in the first round of the 23rd Tenaichi Budokia because he judged him by appearance, and all he does in the second fight against piccolo is hold back chichi when she gets upset. Now for DBZ. In the Radditz saga, he's playing baseball (in the anime. In the manga, Bulma got fed up with him and just never told him about the reunion). That does a lot. He trains for three years, and fights the sayians. Tein beats the first saibamen, then Yamcha fights. You can already tell that at this point, Vegeta already dislikes him. When Tein fights a saibamen, it is still alive at one point but Vegeta kills it saying Tein had already beaten it. Yamcha fights, the saibamen is in the same condition, but Veggie leaves it alone and lets it kill Yamcha. So he's out of the picture for a bit. Not counting Bulma's wailing over the fact that he died. So he trains at king kai's planet, and only succeeds in annoying piccolo with stupid phrases and such. Witch isn't hard to do. He comes back to life, and only annoys people more. He spends time in one episode singing a jingle for cat food. -.- In that same episode, he makes fun of veggie for wearing the infamous pink shirt. Poor veggie. anyhow. Now Freiza's back. When he lands, Yamcha is all for running away and leaving the Earth to take care of itself. He doesn't want to die again. Trunks comes, and he acts pretty hostile towards him. For example, Trunks pulls out a freezer with soda's in it. Yamcha comments, 'be careful. He brought out something weird.' -.- They are warned of the androids, and Yamcha doesn't believe. In the anime, he is constantly criticizing Vegeta, talking about how he (Yamcha) must be as strong as Vegeta and could stand up to the training he's doing. It was really funny when he went in and turned the gravity to the level Vegeta was working on though. He almost became a pancake. ^-^ They fight the androids and Yamcha is to afraid to fight them the whole time. He's also the most reluctant to help Gohan fight cell in the final showdown. He'd rather run away ^-^ So there's my chappie, there's my rant. Please review, even if it is a flame for my rant. ^-^ Reviews are good! And before I forget.. Words in this chapter- 1657, But that includes about six hundred words in my rant. so I'm not sure if they count. ~^-^~ ~Mirai Evo~
And for a final note- now that Veggie's in it, the rating has to go up ^-^ you know. language. And besides, Gohan actually curses quite a bit too. it's amazing he doesn't in the series, with all the curse words he learned by the time he was 5.
.:Last time on 'Just to Annoy the Babysitters' (or JtAtB as I will call it from now on. it's easier to remember)-
The rest of the db gang stood in shock. Not only had this strange, spiky haired man
(now revealed to be the father of that mild-mannered, polite purple-haired teenager) suddenly appeared and swiped Roshi away from Bulma without breaking a sweat, he and Mirai had begun to converse in a different, unknown language. Then, as if that weren't enough, the polite young man had suddenly decided to take a swat at the old master. And his father seemed quite proud of him at that!
"Vegeta!? What the hell are you doing here!?"
Chappie six- Woops.
They all turned to see Gohan/Vegeta (alias. member?) walking towards them with an unreadable expression n his face. Vegeta snorted.
"What does it look like, brat? I'm here to pick up you and the other brats."
Gohan looked over at the DB gang, who were entirely confused.
"Let's talk somewhere else. like behind that store." Gohan said nervously, grabbed Vegeta and ran behind the store, leaving poor Mirai (again) to deal with the confused fighters.
Bulma was the first to approach him. She grabbed him by the collar and, with an amazing show of strength, lifted the demi-sayian off the ground.
"Explain. Now." she demanded.
"Um.. well. that's a funny story. you see." and so Mirai began to explain, preferring to face Gohan's wrath later rather than his mother-to-be now. "Er. let's see. how should I explain this." Mirai pondered once Bulma let him down.
"Just get to the point purple." Said Yamcha in what he hoped would be an intimidating tone (AN- do you honestly think it was? Mirai's dad is Vegeta. He's intimidating. Yamcha's not. Get it? In case you haven't noticed or I haven't mentioned it yet, I don't like Yamcha. I have a mini-rant about it at the bottom that you can read if you want ^-^) "It's LILAC not PURPLE" Both Trunk's simultaneously yelled, causing Yamcha to jump in surprise.
"Oh! I can explain it!" Marron yelled. The blond chibi walked over to Goten and pulled his hair out from the ponytail. Now he looked like the carbon copy of Goku (especially 'cuz they're the same size, too).
The Db gang was in shock, naturally.
"H-how?" Bulma asked, open mouthed while the rest of the gang was to stunned to speak.
"We're from the future!" Marron proclaimed. The db gang fainted while Mirai and the other chibi's sweatdroped.
"You know, Marron. you could've been a bit less. well." Travis began.
"Blunt?" Tess supplied. The rest nodded in agreement.
"Well, it got the point across, didn't it?" Marron said happily (like she say's everything ^-^ she's such a cute little kid). The Chibi's and Mirai face faulted.
~To where Gohan and Vegeta are~
"Okay Vegeta, so you're here to help us. That's great." Gohan said with little enthusiasm. "There's just one question I have to ask you." He continued.
"And that is.?" Vegeta asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Do you actually have a way of getting us home?" Vegeta blinked.
"Damn!" Gohan face faulted.
~Now we're back at the guy's hotel room~
Goku groaned. He remembered falling unconscious, but that was it. He sat still for a minute. Why had he fallen unconscious? Let's see. There was the preliminaries, but he had finished his fights. Then they had gone outside and seen Vegeta and that weird guy with the pointy hair. Then the guy with the pokey hair and Mirai had both hit Roshi into a building. The pokey-hair and Vegeta went to talk somewhere else. Then Marron said-
Oh. Right. He looked to his side and saw Kuririn laying on the floor. He guessed those other guys had carried them to the hotel room. He didn't mind. The tournament itself wasn't 'till tomorrow. (MY FIC!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sorry) So, in seeing his best friend lying unconscious on the floor beside him, he did the logical thing that anyone in his situation would do.
He poked him.
And Kuririn sat up.
And all was right in the world.
Well, maybe not the last part.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!" They two friends heard a familiar scream. Who was it? Bulma. Who else screams really loudly? Exactly.
The two friends, along with Yamcha (who had been awakened by Bulma's yelling) ran into the abandoned hotel lounge where Bulma looked shocked, Marron, Travis and Tess were holding their ears, and the demi-sayains were on the ground in obvious pain.
"What happened here?" Kuririn asked as the rest of the DB gang made their way into the lounge. Bulma was too stunned to respond, and simply pointed at the kids.
"Th.they. they said." And with that, she fainted. Again. With good reason. Trunks was the first to recover his hearing and stood up. He walked over to his mother's form and began poking it to see if she was alive. Goten walked over too.
"I don't see what the big deal is." Goten said methodically. "All we did was tell her that she's the past form of your mother."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" The DB gang screamed. They didn't faint this time, though. Nope. They just stood their, catching flies. Not that that's all too much better.
.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. Heh heh, I'm finished with six chappies now ^-^ sorry if this one was so short, but I wanted to save most of the explanation for it's own chapter. At least my internet's back up. and our computer works.
Okay, here's my I-hate-Yamcha rant ^-^ flame if you want, skip it you must, but I had to put this here First off, the number one point used against Yamcha is that he cheated on Bulma. Many Yamcha lovers say that isn't true, as it is never mentioned in the series. However, it can be proved in the manga (witch is more real than the series anyway). When Trunks is talking to Goku after he defeats Freiza and Cold, and tells Goku who his parents are, Goku freaks and says how he thought Bulma would always end up with Yamcha. Trunks then explains that Yamcha was 'not always faithful'. In other words, he cheated on her. ^-^ There's one concrete point. Another is that he only seems to appear to annoy other characters for a looooong time. He never makes it past the first round in the finals of the WMAT. He tries to kill Goku (not that others, say Vegeta and Piccolo haven't, but hey), just annoys Tein (though it was funny when he flicked him off in the manga), Does nothing in the fight against piccolo, loses to Kami in the first round of the 23rd Tenaichi Budokia because he judged him by appearance, and all he does in the second fight against piccolo is hold back chichi when she gets upset. Now for DBZ. In the Radditz saga, he's playing baseball (in the anime. In the manga, Bulma got fed up with him and just never told him about the reunion). That does a lot. He trains for three years, and fights the sayians. Tein beats the first saibamen, then Yamcha fights. You can already tell that at this point, Vegeta already dislikes him. When Tein fights a saibamen, it is still alive at one point but Vegeta kills it saying Tein had already beaten it. Yamcha fights, the saibamen is in the same condition, but Veggie leaves it alone and lets it kill Yamcha. So he's out of the picture for a bit. Not counting Bulma's wailing over the fact that he died. So he trains at king kai's planet, and only succeeds in annoying piccolo with stupid phrases and such. Witch isn't hard to do. He comes back to life, and only annoys people more. He spends time in one episode singing a jingle for cat food. -.- In that same episode, he makes fun of veggie for wearing the infamous pink shirt. Poor veggie. anyhow. Now Freiza's back. When he lands, Yamcha is all for running away and leaving the Earth to take care of itself. He doesn't want to die again. Trunks comes, and he acts pretty hostile towards him. For example, Trunks pulls out a freezer with soda's in it. Yamcha comments, 'be careful. He brought out something weird.' -.- They are warned of the androids, and Yamcha doesn't believe. In the anime, he is constantly criticizing Vegeta, talking about how he (Yamcha) must be as strong as Vegeta and could stand up to the training he's doing. It was really funny when he went in and turned the gravity to the level Vegeta was working on though. He almost became a pancake. ^-^ They fight the androids and Yamcha is to afraid to fight them the whole time. He's also the most reluctant to help Gohan fight cell in the final showdown. He'd rather run away ^-^ So there's my chappie, there's my rant. Please review, even if it is a flame for my rant. ^-^ Reviews are good! And before I forget.. Words in this chapter- 1657, But that includes about six hundred words in my rant. so I'm not sure if they count. ~^-^~ ~Mirai Evo~
