DIE Mario!
A Parody of "Mandy Donut's" "DIE Luigi!"
One Day Mario, Luigi, Daisy, and Peach were all hangin' at the Party Cube. They had just finished playing the Three-Throw mini-game. Luigi had got 12 points and had won! Luigi then shouted "I'm-a Luigi! Numbah 1!". Mario became very pissed because he thought since he's the main hero he should win every mini-game. He then pulled a huge bazooka out of his pocket and aimed at Luigi, who was basking in glory (because he barely ever gets to when Mario is around!). Mario hadn't noticed that he was holding the bazooka the wrong way. He fired and blew his head clear off of his neck. Blood was showering every where and squirting all over everyone. Peach ran away because her dress was getting stained by her boyfriend's blood. Yet Luigi and Daisy stayed to see these wonderful "Flying colors" and romanced with each other that finally Luigi, would be the main hero.
The End!
For Mario that is.
A Parody of "Mandy Donut's" "DIE Luigi!"
One Day Mario, Luigi, Daisy, and Peach were all hangin' at the Party Cube. They had just finished playing the Three-Throw mini-game. Luigi had got 12 points and had won! Luigi then shouted "I'm-a Luigi! Numbah 1!". Mario became very pissed because he thought since he's the main hero he should win every mini-game. He then pulled a huge bazooka out of his pocket and aimed at Luigi, who was basking in glory (because he barely ever gets to when Mario is around!). Mario hadn't noticed that he was holding the bazooka the wrong way. He fired and blew his head clear off of his neck. Blood was showering every where and squirting all over everyone. Peach ran away because her dress was getting stained by her boyfriend's blood. Yet Luigi and Daisy stayed to see these wonderful "Flying colors" and romanced with each other that finally Luigi, would be the main hero.
The End!
For Mario that is.