Really, Really, Screwed Up Nursery Rhymes And Songs
by: Orivenry
Disclaimer: We don't own anything that's not ours. Wait... I think I hear redundancy. (Nadia: You could say that.) Well, it gets the point across; some things just can't be helped. (Llyr: Like your face?) Llyr, kiss... my... (Nadia: Whoa!!!! I don't think you need to say that.) Well anyway. Enjoy!
It's raining, it's pouring the old man is snoring. He got hit on the head with a brick while in bed and was killed by a madman named Tony.
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her greens and hay. She then grew a beard and turned very weird and married Joe Bob one day.
The Itsy Bitsy Spider ran up the water spout along came a flash flood and washed the spider out. Out came the sun, and he started up the lane and along came another flood and washed him down the drain.
Ring around the rosy Boys who pick their nosies green hairs purple pears We all go drown
Ring around the rosy Boys who pick their nosies upstairs no one cares downstairs we pickle pears and then we are invaded by cucumber chairs
Humpty Dumpty sat on a ball Humpty Dumpty rolled down the hall all the pigs snouties in all the pig pens couldn't keep Humpty from killing all them.
Did you enjoy them? We hope so. This is a prime example of what boredom in a choral class can do. Hee-hee.^-^ Hasta la vista people!
Disclaimer: We don't own anything that's not ours. Wait... I think I hear redundancy. (Nadia: You could say that.) Well, it gets the point across; some things just can't be helped. (Llyr: Like your face?) Llyr, kiss... my... (Nadia: Whoa!!!! I don't think you need to say that.) Well anyway. Enjoy!
It's raining, it's pouring the old man is snoring. He got hit on the head with a brick while in bed and was killed by a madman named Tony.
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her greens and hay. She then grew a beard and turned very weird and married Joe Bob one day.
The Itsy Bitsy Spider ran up the water spout along came a flash flood and washed the spider out. Out came the sun, and he started up the lane and along came another flood and washed him down the drain.
Ring around the rosy Boys who pick their nosies green hairs purple pears We all go drown
Ring around the rosy Boys who pick their nosies upstairs no one cares downstairs we pickle pears and then we are invaded by cucumber chairs
Humpty Dumpty sat on a ball Humpty Dumpty rolled down the hall all the pigs snouties in all the pig pens couldn't keep Humpty from killing all them.
Did you enjoy them? We hope so. This is a prime example of what boredom in a choral class can do. Hee-hee.^-^ Hasta la vista people!