Game Show Pokémon
Ten of Pokémon's stars are going to go on real game shows! Meant to make you laugh! Featuring Officer Jenny as host and Nurse Joy as backup!
Hello! My name is Life--well, not really, but you call me that. This is mostly a funny story, but there is a little bit of serious stuff thrown in there. And the chapters may get a little long because I sometimes get carried away. I hope you like it!
WARNING: THIS STORY WILL BE IN SCRIPT FORM. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE SCRIPTS, then quit readin' this story. WHY is it in script? HEH HEH, CAUSE I GOT THE POWER, THAT'S WHY. AND BECAUSE I LIKE TO WRITE STUFF IN SCRIPT.
In case you thought I was different from the other storywriters, I don't own Pokémon or any of the characters. The only thing I own in this story is Officer Jenny's short temper. Oh, yeah, and the audience.
The Start of The Show
Nurse Joy: Hello! I was taking a vacation from Goldenrod City Pokémon Center when I came across these five people and their two Pokémon in a very exciting battle. I decided to ask them if they would like to do a project with Celadon City's Officer Jenny and me. They all glared at each other, then asked if it had anything to do with money. When I said yes, they all agreed. I was nearly knocked off my feet by the boy named Brock, who said he loved me. But the girl named Misty pulled him off of me. Anyway, their names are Ash, Misty, Brock, Jessie, and James, and these are their Pokémon, Meowth and Pikachu. Here's the beginning of the story...
Officer Jenny: And you're telling me that Meowth talks?
Meowth: I sure do!
Nurse Joy: See? Now we only need a translator for Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pika pika!
Officer Jenny: Point proven.
Ash: So, what's this project about?
Jenny: Oh, we're traveling around doing knock-offs of game shows. We needed some people to volunteer this time, so I sent Nurse Joy out to find somebody! Why don't we begin?
Misty: Sure. What game show are we doing?
Officer Jenny/Nurse Joy: WHEEL OF FORTUNE!
James: Oh, darn! I stink at this game!
Nurse Joy: Don't worry. All themes are Pokémon related!
Jenny: All right, Joy, please give Pikachu the translator, and everyone get in your seats! The curtain's about to raise!
Pokémon Show Narrator: It's time for Wheel Of Fortune!
All scramble into place
Jenny: Hi, everyone! I'm Officer Jenny of Celadon City! And over there by the tiles is Nurse Joy of Goldenrod City! Now let's meet our contestants! big grin
Ash: Hi, I'm Ash Ketchum, and I want to be a Pokémon Master! waves at camera
Jenny: Is that your occupation?
Ash: My...what? looks confused
Jenny: Your job!
Ash: Oh! I guess my job is being a Pokémon trainer.
Applause
Jenny: Okay! Now, um, who's next!
Pikachu through translator: I'm Pikachu. I want to be a really powerful Pokémon. And right now, my job is being Ash's Pokémon and fighting battles so he can win stuff!
Jenny: Sounds like you're really dedicated!
Applause
Misty smiles: My name is Misty. My job is being a Water Pokémon trainer. And my dream is to become a Water Pokémon Master!
Jenny: Great aspiration!
Applause
Brock: My name is Brock. I want to be a Pokémon breeder. And right now, I work as a ladies' man.
Silence. Crickets are heard
Brock: I mean, a Pokémon trainer!
Jenny: Sounds great!
Applause
Jessie: I am the beautiful Jessie. I will become Miss Johto. And my job right now is being a Team Rocket member!
Jenny: But doesn't Team Rocket major in stealing other people's Pokémon?
Jessie: So what?
Jenny: So...nothing!
Light applause
James: I'm James, and I'm also a Team Rocket member. I want to be a millionaire when I grow up!
Jessie: Idiot! You're ALREADY a millionaire! You just don't live with your family anymore!
James: So that means I'm NOT a millionaire!
Jessie: You stupid--
Jenny interrupts: Let's move on!
Meowth: I am Meowth. My dream is t' becomma movie stah! An' right now, my job is bein' another membuh of Team Rockit!
Jenny: Wonderful!
Applause
Jenny: Now that we've met all seven of our contestants, it's time to--
James waving his arm: Excuse me! I have a question!
Jenny: What?
James: I thought you're only allowed to have THREE contestants on Wheel Of Fortune!
Jenny: We're syndicated, so it doesn't matter. Now, anyway! It's time to play...
Audience: WHEEL...OF...FORTUUUUUNE!
Jenny picks up answer cards
Jenny: Now, let's get those blank spaces on the screen!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
'_ _ _ _ _!
Jenny: The category is Phrase. Spin the wheel, Ash!
Ash spins hard
Jenny: You landed on $300. Give us a letter!
Ash: I'd like to buy a vowel?
Jenny: You have no money yet! Give us a CONSONANT.
Ash: Oh. Uh, Z?
Joy pushes buzzer. Crowds groans
Jenny: Aw, so sorry, Ash. No Z. Spin the wheel, Pikachu!
Pikachu strains to reach wheel
Pikachu: I can't reach it!
Jenny: Ash, give Pikachu a hand!
Ash picks up Pikachu and puts it on the wheel
Jenny: Ash, don't PUT Pikachu on the wheel! It could get hurt!
Ash: Oh! holds Pikachu up over wheel. Pikachu spins wheel
Jenny: $550.
Pikachu: T!
Jenny: Well, Joy?
Joy: Three Ts! hits three screens
_ _ T T _ _ _ T _ _
'_ _ _ _ _!
Applause
Jenny: Spin again, Pikachu.
Ash lowers Pikachu a little. Pikachu spins wheel
Jenny: $300.
Ash: Hey, Pikachu, why don't you buy a vowel?
Jenny: Ash! No influencing other contestants!
Ash: Oh. Sorry.
Misty: Ash, don't you EVER watch Wheel Of Fortune?!
Ash: We're on the move too much!
Jenny: PIKACHU! Give us a letter!
Pikachu: Um...S!
Jenny: Joy?
Joy pushes buzzer. Crowd groans
Jenny: Too bad. No S. Misty, let's go!
Misty spins wheel. Crowd oohs
Jenny: You landed on $2500! Letter, please!
Misty thinking hard: ...C?
Joy: TWO Cs! Crowds applauds loudly as Joy hits two screens
_ _ T T _ C _ T C _
'_ _ _ _ _!
Jenny: Great job! Spin again!
Misty spins wheel
Jenny: $250.
Misty: Let's see...L!
Joy: Two Ls! Crowd applauds. Joy hits two screens
_ _ T T _ C _ T C _
'_ _ _ L L!
Misty: Can I buy a vowel?
Jenny: Go right ahead!
Misty: A?
Joy: Three As! Joy hits three screens
_ _ T T A C A T C _
'_ _ A L L!
Misty: Ooh! Can I solve?
Jenny: Go ahead!
Misty: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
Joy: That's right!
Applause
Jenny: Misty, you've won $5200 this round!
More applause
Round 2 next time!