Screwed Up, Retarded Yu Yu Hakusho Versions of Songs.
Chapter 1: Little Miss Muffit, OR The Insanity Begins
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.
*backstage, and you see a young girl with jet-black hair and sparkly black eyes waving to you*
Koganeiro Kitsune: Hello, and welcome to our Yu Yu Hakusho remediation of favorite nursery songs! You can call me just plain, Kitsune. Behind me, you have the cast, *waves hand dramatically at-air. (Coughs) waits. (Coughs louder) waits. (Starts hacking)*
Kuwabara: You know, you should get some medicine.
Kitsune: Oh, hey, Kuwabara. *Looks around* Where's the rest of the cast?
Kuwabara: *Points over shoulder. Behind him, Hiei is the rope of Tug-of-war between two people, and Yusuke just walked in. Kurama is standing by another girl looking almost just like Kitsune, just more evil like.*
Kitsune: Oh, I'd like you to meet my co-stars. Here's Kyoda, my Yami, *points to person next to Kurama* Katie, my best friend, *Points to person with short, shoulder length dark blonde hair and grey blue eyes holding onto Hiei's right arm, and pulling hard* and Lindsey, my other best friend. *Points to person with long, reaches to the middle of the shoulder blades brown hair and brown eyes, holding onto Hiei's Left arm, and pulling hard*
Katie: Hiei is mine!
Lindsey: No! He's mine!
Katie: Mine!
Lindsey: Mine!
Kyoda: Don't care, long as I have Kurama. *suddenly squeezes Kurama*
Kurama: Can't-breathe *turns blue*
Kitsune: *has the angry, fiery eyes. Stomps over to Kyoda, and grabs Kurama's right arm, and frees him from Kyoda. Kyoda, of course, does not take this well.*
Kyoda: (warningly) Hikari...
Kitsune: (whines, big puppy dog eyes) Yami... *tugs harder*
Kyoda: Fine. *lets go*
Kurama: Thank you. I was about to suffo-
Kitsune: *Starts squeezing him to death*
Kurama: Can't-breathe.
Kitsune: Well, now that everyone's here, we can begin our play!
Yusuke: Play?
Kitsune: Yeah! We are going to do Yu Yu Hakusho versions of favorite nursery songs!
Kuwabara: Is that good?
Kitsune: Maybe for me, Katie, Kyoda, Lindsey, and Kurama!
Kuwabara: Why Kurama too?
Kitsune Fox: Cause he's my favorite character! If he doesn't want to participate, he doesn't have to!
Yusuke: Lucky.
Kurama: Can't-breathe...
Kitsune: *Lets go of him*
Kurama: *gasping for air*
Kitsune: Well... since everyone's here, we will begin! *gets Hiei away from Katie and Lindsey*
Yusuke: *gets on stage and looks at scenery* Ack! *scenery is a badly painted happy theme thing with a big, grinning sun in the middle*
Katie: Like it? We painted it ourselves.
Yusuke. NO!!!!
Kitsune: Well, on with the story! *Begins reciting* Little Miss Muffit,
Hiei: *is pushed onstage wearing a big, poofy, pink and purple dress, with a hoop skirt and bonnet to match.* @#*%, @#**^, &&$*&#@@$*, @*&$*$#&^%@, @*#*&%@, #^**@@^#!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama: *dryly* What colorful language you have, Hiei.
Yusuke: *Laughing so hard he's crying, pulls out video camera, starts filming* Oh, all the blackmail... all the wonderful blackmail!
Kitsune: -sat on her tuffit.
Hiei: *looks around, until something falls from the sky and lands on top of him.* *Gets out from under it, and looks at it* That's a chair.
Kitsune: SIT, MUFFIT!
Hiei: O.O; Yes, ma'am! *sits*
Kitsune: Eating her curds and whey.
Lindsey: *Runs onstage, hands Hiei a bowl, and runs back off.*
Hiei: *Looks at bowl, points to it* There is no way in Spirit World HELL am I eating THAT!
Kyoda: *Smirks, runs onstage, takes the bowl, smashes it in his face, and runs off laughing manically*
Hiei: *covered in curds and whey. Death glare, reaches for his katana, and finds it's not there.* What the-? WHERE THE @$*&^@&#^! IS MY KATANA?!?!?!?!?!?
Katie: *is nowhere to be found*
Kitsune: Along came a spider-
Kuwabara: *is hanging from the ceiling in a cheesy spider costume stitched up in fifty places*
Kitsune: Who sat down beside her-
Kuwabara: *Is dropped from the ceiling and crashes through the floor next to Hiei*
Hiei: *laughing his rear end off*
Kitsune: And scared poor Miss Muffit away.
Hiei: *still laughing, laughing so hard, he kneels over and falls in the hole Kuwabara made*
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Yusuke: *stops filming, runs off to have copies made, laughing manically, then, suddenly stops and turns around* Wait... does Hiei have anything worth blackmailing him for?
Kurama: Well... everybody has something.
Yusuke: Good. *continues running off, laughing manically.*
Kurama: *sweatdrop*
Kitsune: O-okay... Well, that was our insanely stupid try at Little Miss Muffit... I guess I'll see you later!
Katie: *Come back with lots of money* Hey, is it over?
Kitsune: Yeah. Where were you?
Katie: Auctioning off Hiei's katana on EBay.
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
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AN: Yeah, that was pathetic, And short... but don't blame me! Please review, and I'll put up another chapter! Next chapter: Little Bunny Fu Fu and The Three Blind Mice. (That is right, right?)
~Koganeiro Kitsune