Weakest Link Round 3
Jenny: You came back? Gee, I'm touched. Anyway, we're on to Round Three of Weakest Link. our current survivors are Ash, Misty, Pikachu, Delia, Meowth and Tracey. But two of them will be gone by the end of this round--
Meowth: One of 'em betta not be me!
Jenny: Hello, I'm NARRATING here! Anyway, Joy, if you would be kind as to take another 25 seconds off the clock, let's play! We'll start with last round's Strongest Link, that's you, Misty.
Misty: Really? All right!
Round begins
Jenny: Misty, True or False: the three legendary bird Pokémon are Moltres, Articuno, and Lugia.
Misty: False!
Jenny: Yes. Pikachu, a Magnemite is what two types?
Pikachu: Electric and...Steel?
Jenny: Correct. Delia, what Gym does Whitney run?
Delia: Let's see now...Goldenrod City Gym?
Jenny: Right. Meowth, what is the most powerful Psychic attack?
Meowth: Psychic?
Jenny: Nooo, Psybeam. All glare at Meowth Tracey, how many prongs are on Elekid's head?
Tracey: Two!
Jenny: Yes. Ash--
Ash: Bang! I mean, Bank!
Jenny: Okay, what three fire Pokémon constantly have fire on the tips of their tails?
Ash: Charmander, Charmeleon, and Charizard!
Jenny: Correct. Misty, Unown were first discovered where?
Misty: The Ruins of Alph!
Jenny: Yes. Pikachu, what attack do you use to knock Pokémon out of trees and bushes?
Pikachu: Umm...Headbutt!
Jenny: Yes. Delia--
Delia: Bank, please! All smile at Delia
Jenny: All right, what are Poliwhirl's two branch evolutions?
Delia: Politoed and...Poli--Poliwrath!
Jenny: That's right. Meowth--
Meowth: BAAAANK!
Joy: Time up!
Jenny: Meowth, your Bank was ONE SECOND in time. So you get it. You six smartys Banked $1,500 this round. That goes with your previous earnings to the next round, but two of you aren't coming with all the rest of us.
Ash: Great Bank, Mom!
Delia flattered: Well, thank you, Ash.
Misty: Yeah, really smart too. Meowth could have lost us that money too if you hadn't Banked.
Jenny: VOTE!
A few seconds of silence
Jenny: Okay, time up, and I think I know at least one of our contestants who'll be outta here.
Audience laughs
Jenny: Now let's see what the votes are...
Ash: I voted for Meowth and Tracey. Sorry, Tracey.
Tracey: No problem.
Misty: I voted for Meowth and Tracey too.
Pikachu: Meowth and Tracey.
Delia: Meowth. And Tracey. I feel terrible.
Tracey: Don't Ms. Ketchum.
Meowth: I voded fo' Ash 'n Pikachoo.
Ash: We did NOTHING!
Meowth: I ain't gotta explain my reasons, tweyp.
Tracey: Meowth and Pikachu.
Jenny: Well, Meowth, looks like your idiocy got you a seat in the audience. And you're going with him, Tracey. You're both the Weakest Links. Have a seat in the audience.
Tracey walks to seat. Meowth follows, grumbling
Jenny: Well, folks, that's the end of this round! Our Final Four are Ash, Misty, Delia and Pikachu. This oughta be good next time! See you there!
Don't stop reading! Round 4 is coming up!