Chapter 2: Little Bunny Fu Fu and The Three Blind Mice, OR The Insanity Continues
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. I DO own myself, Katie, Lindsey and Kyoda, however. In fact, I don't own any of the nursery songs, either.
Kyoda: No you don't. I own me.
Kitsune: Fine. Thanks for all the reviews, everyone!
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(scene is: Kitsune waving enthusiastically to you, Kyoda stalking Kurama, Katie and Lindsey talking, Hiei listening to them, Kuwabara in the front of the stage)
Kitsune: Hey, people! We're back!
Audience: *Cricket, cricket*
Kyoda: WHY ARE THERE CRICKETS?! IT'S THE MIDDLE OF WINTER! (imagination, people!)
Kitsune: ...
Kurama: Has anyone seen Yusuke?
Lindsey: I think he's still off making copies of 'Little Miss Muffit."
Kurama: Ah. Well... he'd better get back here fast, or else we can't do Little Bunny Fu Fu.
Hiei: *Was eavesdropping* YUSUKE! YOU HAD BETTER NOT COME BACK HERE! YOU HEAR!
Yusuke: *Walks in the door, listening to a walkman.*
Hiei: *Sweatdrop*
Kitsune: Great! Now that we have everybody, we can do the show! Let's see... KUWABARA!
Kuwabara: *Walks backstage* Yeah?
Kitsune: We'll need you. We are going to be doing 'Little Bunny Fu Fu.'
Yusuke: *Looks onstage* ACK! *Scene is an even worse painted forest with a field of corn off to the side. The trees look like stick people with afros holding green cotton candy, and the half the field is yellow, and half is pink.* WHY IS THE CORN PINK?!
Katie: We ran out of yellow paint.
Yusuke: Bu-But PINK!
Kyoda: Live with it.
Yusuke: -.-;
Kitsune: Well, since everything is ready, we will begin!
Kurama: *Pulls out camcorder, and fumbles with it.*
Kitsune: *Starts reciting* Little Bunny Fu Fu-
Kuwabara: *Is pushed onstage wearing a pink Easter Bunny costume. You can see his face in the rabbit's mouth.*
Kitsune: -hopping through the forest.
Kuwabara: *Walks past the fake trees*
Kitsune: HOP!
Kuwabara: *Walks.*
Kyoda: *Runs onstage, holding a large hook, hooks it onto the back of Kuwabara's costume, and runs offstage*
Lindsey: *Operating the crane, makes Kuwabara go up and down like a jackhammer*
Kuwabara: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Lindsey: *Snickers*
Kitsune: Scooping up all he field mice-
Hiei: *Is pushed onstage wearing an old rat costume, you can see his face in the mouth.*
Kuwabara: *Picks up Hiei by the back of the neck (costume)*
Kitsune: And bopping them on the head!
Kuwabara: *Insane grin, sends Hiei crashing through the floor*
Kitsune: And then comes the fairy godmother!
Yusuke: *Flies by the stage insanely fast, wearing a blue poofy dress and wire wings* WOAAHH!
Katie: *Operating other crane* Oops.
Yusuke: *Is being flung all over the stage.*
Kuwabara: HIT THE DECK!
Kyoda: *Confused, takes a stick and whacks a deck of cards.*
Everyone, except Yusuke: *Sweatdrop*
Hiei: *Climbs up from the hole in the stage, and Yusuke promptly crashes into him, knocking the fire demon back into the hole*
Half an hour later:
Yusuke: *Groans, is green*
Katie: YAY! I finally learned to control it!
Kitsune: And now we can continue! *Continues* Who said, Little Bunny Fu Fu, I don't want to see you-
Yusuke: *Still groggy, shakes his right index finger at Kuwabara, but loses control of his spirit gun and it fires and blows up in Kuwabara's face.* O-ops.
Kitsune: Scooping up all the field mice-
Scorched Kuwabara: *Picks Hiei up from the hole*
Kitsune: And bopping them on the head!
Kuwabara: *Insane grin, sends Hiei crashing through the floor again*
Hiei: @_@
Kuwabara: HAHAHAHAHA! REVENGE! *Is immediately buried in random stuff thrown by Hiei fans* Ow.
Kurama: HA! I FOUND THE 'ON' BUTTON TO THE CAMCORDER!
Kitsune: Kurama... it's over.
Kurama: T.T
Kitsune: BUT! Because it was so short, we'll do Three Blind Mice, starring Youko Kurama, Koto, and Juri! (Koto and Juri are the judges in the Dark Tournament. Koto is the fox demon) *Waves, and all three appear*
Kyoda: O.O YOUKO KURAMA! *Changes into Youko Kyoda and immediately glomps him*
Kurama: And how did you get him without making me disappear?!
Kitsune: *Leans back in chair* Ah... the power of being an authoress... *Leans back too far and topples over* (from floor) and this is your second chance at working the camcorder. *Stands up* Okay, people. Yusuke, check the scenery.
Yusuke: *Looks* AACK!! *Scenery is a purple farmhouse kitchen with a sink and cabinet and pantries and silverware*
Katie: I don't think you like it... Kuwabara mistook the white paint for milk...
Yusuke: NOOO!!!
Kitsune: Okay! That's my cue!
Kurama: *Turns on camcorder*
Kitsune: *Starts reciting* Three blind mice-
Youko, Koto, and Juri: *Are pushed onstage, with no costumes*
Youko: Umm... we can still see...
Youko Kyoda: *Puts blindfolds on all of them*
Kitsune: Three blind mice. See how they run.
Youko, Koto, Juri: ...
Katie: *Stabs them all with a hot poker*
Youko, Koto, Juri: *Running around with smoking tails, yelping*
Youko Kyoda: *Is killing Katie for hurting Youko* DIE!
Kitsune: See how they run.
Yusuke: You're repeating yourself.
Kitsune: Shut up.
Youko, Koto, Juri: *Running, smashing into items, the stage, each other*
Kitsune: They all ran after the farmer's wife-
Youko Kyoda: *Pushed onstage wearing an old-fashioned dress. Youko, Koto, and Juri immediately crash into her.*
Kitsune: She cut off their tails with a carving knife.
Youko Kyoda: *Grabs carving knife, and looks at them evilly*
Youko, Koto, Juri: O.O; (oh, wait, they're blindfolded... OH WELL!)
Youko Kyoda: *Running around randomly chopping at Koto and Juri's tails.*
Youko, Koto, Juri: *Running away, crashing into stuff*
Kitsune: Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Hiei, Katie, Lindsey, Kurama, holding the camcorder: No.
Kitsune: The three blind mice.
Youko Kyoda: *Is still trying to cut off their tails*
Kitsune: Kyoda, it's over.
Youko Kyoda: So what do I do with them?
Kitsune: I don't care.
Youko Kyoda: *Evil glint in eyes. She chases Koto and blows her up using her Phoenix of the Light Ember technique, and throws Juri out the window. Then, she starts chasing Youko.*
Kitsune: Um... Okay... Youko Kyoda's special technique is her Phoenix of the Light Ember... It's the only attack I've seen that can withstand or beat Hiei's Dragon of the Darkness Flame... I've seen it in action...
Youko Kyoda: *Comes back with Youko Kurama on a leash*
Youko Kurama: *Is suffering a fatal blow to his Youko pride*
Youko Kyoda: Heh, heh...
Kurama: I FOUND THE RECORD BUTTON!
Everyone: *Sweatdrop*
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AN: Okay... yet another pathetically twisted attempt at humor from the depths of my scary mind that scares me. I'm not kidding. Most of "Sacrifice" was from a dream I had. Okay... if you review, you'll get Mary Had A Little Lamb! (Thank you, Crazy Buttafly)
~Koganeiro Kitsune