Weakest Link's Last 2 Rounds

Jenny: WELCOME BACK! Big grin We're about to conclude our Weakest Link show. But first, let's play our last regular round. Take 25 more seconds off the clock, Joy. We'll start with our Strongest Link from last round, and that's Delia.

Delia: Oh my! How wonderful!

Round begins

Jenny: Delia, what Pokémon is used the most often by the police?

Delia: Growlithe?

Jenny: Yes. Ash, name one attack you would use to keep a wild Pokémon from running away in battle.

Ash: Mean Look!

Jenny: Correct. Misty, what would you use on a Slowpoke to turn it into a Slowking?

Misty: The King's Rock?

Jenny: Right. Pikachu, what attack is normally one part electric, one part fire and one part ice?

Pikachu:...Tri Attack?

Jenny: Correct! Delia, what attack puts a Pokémon to sleep and restores its energy?

Delia: Rest.

Jenny: Yes. Ash, what are the two types of Gligar?

Ash: Flying and...Ground!

Jenny: Correct! Misty, put these Balls in order of power from worst to best: Master, Great, Poké, Ultra.

Misty: Um...Poké...Great, Ultra, Master!

Jenny: Right! Delia!

Delia: Bank it please!

Ash pumps fists: YESSS!

Applause

Misty: Hooray!

Jenny: You guys got $10,000!

Pikachu: Woohoo!

Ash: Way to go, Mom!

Delia: I wasn't the only one responsible. If we all hadn't answered correctly, I wouldn't have been able to bank the money!

Joy: And just in time too, because the round would have been over in six seconds!

Jenny: That was a MIRACLE! The round is automatically over and you Banked ten grand! Add that to the money you achieved earlier and you have a grand total of $18,000!

Applause

Misty: Imagine what would have happened if Team Rocket was still playing!

Jessie stands up in audience: We heard that, twerp! And you won't get away with it! Runs for stage

Jenny blocks Jessie: IF YOU DON'T SIT DOWN YOU WILL HAVE TO FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Jessie: Fine! stomps back to seat

Jenny: Now, like I was saying, but only two of you will have the chance to win it. It's time to vote.

Ash: This'll be hard.

Misty: Well, at least I know who I'm NOT voting for!

A few seconds of silence

Jenny: Time up. Let's see who's moving on and who's joining the audience.

Ash: I voted for Misty and Pikachu. Sorry, buddy.

Pikachu: Oh that's okay, I voted for you anyway.

Misty: I voted for Pikachu and Ash.

Pikachu: Misty and Ash.

Jenny: Well, well! Delia's the swing vote!

Delia: I hated to vote for anyone. But I did the best I could. I voted for Pikachu and--oh, this hurts--Ash, Honey.

Misty: Oh, well.

Ashwhining: Aw that's not fair I wanted the moneeeee!

Pikachu: I made it to the final round!

Jenny: Show some sympathy, Pikachu! Anyway, well, Ash and Misty, you two are the Weakest Links. So, have a seat in the audience.

Misty: Come on, Ash. Let's get good seats so we can cheer Pikachu and Ms. Ketchum on!

Ash: Okay! follows Misty to seats

Jenny: How nice! The smart ones made it! When we come back, we'll see which of our final two can win $18,000! Hope you tune in!

Commercial break

Jenny: Hi, again! We're back, and Pikachu and Delia are about to face off for $18,000! Since Delia was the Strongest Link, she decides who goes first.

Delia: I'll let Pikachu go first!

Jenny: All right then. Pikachu. What kind of Ball does a White Apricot make?

Pikachu: Um...a Friend Ball?

Jenny: No, a Lure Ball.

Jessie: Doofus! Even I knew that one!

Pikachu charges up angrily

Audience: SHHH!

Jenny: Now, now, Pikachu. Pikachu uncharges Delia. How many Coins do you need to win a Porygon in the slot machine games?

Delia: Let's see now, 9,000?

Jenny: Nope. 9,999. I would know. I bought one. Pikachu, name all the evolutions of Geodude.

Pikachu: Geodude, Graveler, and Golem!

Jenny: Correct. Delia, what days can you go into the park between Goldenrod and Ecruteak and participate in the Bug-catching Contest?

Delia: Now Ash told me this one. Hmmm...Tuesday, Thursday and...Saturday?

Jenny: Correct! Pikachu, spell Beedrill's attack, Twineedle.

Pikachu: T-W-I-N, uh...space, N-E-E-D-U-L-L.

Jenny: Nope! The correct answer is T-W-I-N-E-E-D-L-E. Delia, get this question right and you win. Which reflective attack is better used with physical attacks, Counter or Mirror Coat?

Delia: Hmmm...that's a hard one...

Tension

Delia:...Counter?

Jenny: That's right. Music plays So, Delia, you are this game's Strongest Link and you walk away with $18,000! Pikachu, you get nothin' but a trouncing.

All players assemble on stage

Misty: That was great, Ms. Ketchum!

Pikachu: What are you gonna do with all that money?

Delia: Oh, I don't know! Maybe I'll put some in Ash's college fund!

Misty: Ash HAS a college fund?

Ash: Yes, I do, and it currently has a thousand dollars in it!

Gary: And I bet every last dollar came out of your mom's pocket!

Ash clenches fists: We can make this personal, Gary. Let's go outside.

Jenny: No, both of you are going in the greenroom along with everyone else. And if I find you messed up anything in there while fighting, you will both answer to ME.

Tracey: Actually, I have to get going. I have to go buy myself some more sketchbooks to feed my hobby. See you guys! exits stage right

Misty: So, what game are we playing next?

Joy: Actually, we don't have any more game shows lined up, so I guess it's all over!

Ash: That's a shame. It was fun.

Jessie: Yeah, in SOME ways, I guess.

Pikachu: So can I take this translator thing out of my mouth now?

Jenny: I guess so.

Pikachu: Great! Pulls out translator

Misty: now what are we gonna do?

Brock: Leave, I guess. Come on, let's go.

Jessie: Not so fast, twerps!

Twerps turn around

Jessie: We're not letting this opportunity pass. We're going to steal Pikachu!

Jenny: Y'know, I AM still here.

Jessie: I meant, uh...exit stage left! Come on James, Meowth, let's get out of here before she arrests us!

James and Meowth leave stage, but Jessie lags a little

Jessie: One more thing. Points finger at Jenny I'm getting a restraining order! Runs out after James and Meowth

Jenny: Well, she can get a restraining order on ME, but not the entire police force!

Joy to others: Well, thank you all for playing with us! Maybe if we do this in the future we'll call you!

Delia: Maybe! Well, now, I think it's time for me to head out. Bye, Ash, honey! Leaves

Gary: Hey, wait up, Ms. Ketchum! You're my ride! Quickly follows Delia

Ash: Well, guys, I guess we should go.

Misty clutching check and Togepi: Yeah, let's roll.

All left exit stage

Jenny: Well, it's just me now. Walks around stage a little, sighs, and turns to audience Goodnight everyone! Curtain goes down

Applause

THE END

Joy: Thank you all for coming! We hope you enjoyed the show! It took a while to be able to make this happen, but thankfully, we did it! No Pokémon were harmed in the making of this show, although I can't have that same assurance for the people, and we had to edit out a few scenes.

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