Chapter 3: Mary had a Little Lamb OR Another Insane Story
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but my OCs, and Kyoda's special technique.
Kyoda: I AM NOT AN 'OC!'
Kitsune: Shut up.
Kyoda: Make me!
Kitsune: *Makes Youko Kurama disappear*
Kyoda: Shutting up!
Kitsune: *Makes Youko Kurama reappear* Heh, heh. Oh yeah, Koto IS a fox demon, because at the Dark Tournament, Yusuke was yelling at her "HEY! FOX LADY!"
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(Scene is: Kitsune giving you the peace sign, Kyoda (still Youko) squeezing Youko Kurama to death, Kurama studying the camcorder, Lindsey and Katie playing tug of war using Hiei, Kuwabara challenging Yusuke, and Yusuke beating the crap out of Kuwabara.)
Kitsune: YO! Welcome back to Screwed Up, Retarded Yu Yu Hakusho Versions of Nursery Songs! Today, we have a very special story for you! Drum roll, please!
Some random person in the audience: *Throws a roll shaped like a drum onstage*
Kitsune: *Sweatdrop* Well... whatever! We will do "Mary Had a Little Lamb!"
YYH cast (except Kurama): NOOOO!!!
Kitsune: Yep! Yusuke, check scenery!
Yusuke: *Dreading, looks onstage* NOOOOOOOOOOO!! *Scenery is blue schoolyard with purple playground equipment. The climbing cage looks like Kurama's hair in the morning. AKA: really messed up and tangled* You need to get some more paint!
Katie: Hey... don't blame us! We don't have any money!
Lindsey: Yeah, Yusuke. If we had some money we'd go and get some more paint... and professional artists!
Yusuke: *Taps the inside of your computer monitor* HEY! YEAH, YOU, REVIEWER! DO YOU HEAR ME? GIVE THE PEOPLE SOME MONEY SO THEY CAN GET MORE PAINT! GOT IT?
Lindsey: Yusuke, that's mean! And rude... Reviewers, you don't have to give us anything... Yusuke's just being a jerk because he doesn't like our work. In fact, DON'T give us anything. It'll make the story funnier.
Yusuke: WHO ARE YOU GOING TO LISTEN TO? THAT FREAK OR ME, YUSUKE URAMESHI?
Reviewers: *Point to Lindsey*
Lindsey: Yay!
Yusuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Kitsune: There's my cue!
Kurama: *Turns camcorder on and presses the record button*
Kitsune: *Begins reciting* Mary-
Yusuke: *Is pulled backstage and pushed back Onstage wearing a Japanese style girl's school uniform, with a green blouse and skirt, and a red scarf. (imagine Yusuke in Keiko's clothes, just different colors)*
Kitsune: -had a little lamb.
Hiei: *Is pushed onstage wearing a Halloween lamb costume, you know, like the ones little kids wear, just a bit bigger*
Kitsune: Little lamb, little lamb!
Hiei: I AM NOT a little lamb!
Kitsune: *Completely ignores him* Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow.
Kyoda (when I say this, I mean Youko until I say she turned back): *Takes a bag of flour and dumps it all on Hiei*
Katie: Well... he's white as flour...
Kitsune: Everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went, Everywhere that Mary went the lamb was sure to go.
Yusuke: *Walks across the stage*
Hiei: *Walks across the stage*
Yusuke: *Climbs on the scenery*
Hiei: *Climbs on the scenery*
Yusuke: *Jumps on a sand-bag*
Hiei: *Jumps on the same sand-bag*
Sandbag: *Snaps*
Yusuke: *Falls*
Hiei: *Falls*
Yusuke: STOP STALKING ME, @$^&*%!!!!!
Kitsune: It followed her-uh... him to school one day, school one day, school one day. It followed him-uh... her...? To school one day, which was against the rules.
Kuwabara: Why the @*%#^ should Urameshi CARE?! He breaks the rules all the time!
Yusuke AKA Mary: True
Kitsune: JUST DO IT!
(A scenery wall comes down to show the inside of a schoolhouse. The desks look like a beaver made them, and the chair legs look like they're infested with termites)
Yusuke: NOOOOOO!!!!!
Kuwabara: *Gets pushed onstage wearing a blue teacher outfit (imagine him in Mr. Iwamoto's clothes)* Hey, you can't bring pets to school.
Hiei: I'm NOT A PET!
Yusuke: *Ignores him* I can't help it if he stalks me!
Kitsune: It made the children laugh and play, laugh and play, laugh and play. It made the children laugh and play, to see a lamb at school.
Random little kids: *Pushed onstage, immediately being laughing at Yusuke and Hiei*
Kitsune: Why does the lamb love Mary so, Mary so, Mary so? Why does the lamb love Mary so, the eager children cried.
Hiei: *Glances at Yusuke, then slowly starts reaching for his katana, to find it's not here.* WHAT?! WHERE THE*#&%*&#@^%@ IS MY NEW KATANA?!?!
Lindsey: *Is nowhere to be found*
Kitsune: Why, Mary loves the lamb you know, lamb you know, lamb you know. Why, Mary loves the lamb you know, the teacher did reply.
Yusuke: *Glances at Hiei, then slowly starts powering up his spirit gun.*
Kitsune: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow.
Yusuke: *Shoots spirit gun, hits Hiei full force, and burns him black.*
Hiei: *Blows out a little mushroom cloud of smoke*
Yusuke: Heh, heh, heAAHHH! *Is buried in a ton of junk thrown by Hiei fans* @_@
Kitsune: Okay... well... that was messed up... YAAY! WE HAVE REACHED OUR GOAL!
Lindsey: *Comes back with bulging pockets* Awww... is it over?
Kitsune: Yeah. Where were you?
Lindsey: Auctioning off Hiei's katana to his fans.
Everyone: *Sweatdrop*
Kurama: I FOUND A TAPE TO RECORD EVERYTHING ON!
Everyone: *Sweatdrop*
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AN: Heh, heh... Um... Yes, yet another stupid insane thing from the bowels of my very scary, wild, untamed imagination. People, I KNOW Kurama isn't THAT stupid, but if he's here, listening AND watching these I.Q. Dropping plays, he's BOUND to lose SOME brain cells. OMG! Am I losing brain cells?! I'm the one WRITING THIS! Can't put much here, except that if you review, next I'll put up 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat' and 'I'm a Little Teapot.' And if anyone would be so kind as to lend Youko some Glomp-B-Gone, he would much appreciate it.
Youko: *Is being glomped to death* Help... me!
Kyoda: *Squeezes him harder*
Youko: *Turns blue* Can't breathe... need air...
Kyoda: Heh, heh
~Koganeiro Kitsune