Chapter 4: Row, Row, Row Your Boat, and I'm a Little Teapot, OR More Stupid Stories

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. However, I DO own all my OCs. I give partial credit to Saria for also making up The Phoenix of the Light Ember's name. Okay? Oh, and thank you to everyone who reviewed, and for all the nice items! Youko thanks you too. Oh, and someone asked what a 'glomp' was. It's a form of intense squeezing someone to death, just hugging like.

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(scene is: Kitsune motioning to you, Kyoda attached to Youko, Youko desperately spraying himself with Glomp-B-Gone, Kuwabara setting up a trap over the bathroom door, Hiei polishing his EBay-proof katana, Katie and Lindsey plotting ways to sell Hiei's katana, Yusuke reading the camcorder instructions to Kurama, and Kurama trying to follow the camcorder instructions.)

Kitsune: Welcome back! First, I want to re-thank everyone for all the nice items, especially for all the prettyful shades of paint!

Yusuke: You got more paint?!

Kitsune: Yep.

Yusuke: *celebrating*

Kitsune: Listen to all the pretty shades! Bright red, pretty pink, neon green, red, pink, orange, purple, and blue!

Yusuke: *stops celebrating abruptly* &#%$!*, &$^*#&, $*@&#^, %$%!*&#!!!!!!!!!

Kurama: Less cursing, more reading! *Fumbles with camcorder.*

Yusuke: *Fuming, clutching instructions so hard, they rip.*

Kurama: NOOOOOO!!!

Yusuke: *Ignoring him, sets torn instructions on the ground and blasts them with the spirit gun*

Kurama: T.T NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yusuke: I feel better now.

Kurama: *Tackles Yusuke like a rabid animal.* YOU DESTROYED MY CAMCORDER SAVIOR! YOU WILL PAY!

Yusuke: *Trying to get the rabid, scratching, punching, biting thing off him*

Everyone else: *sweatdrop*

Youko: AHA! I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY SPRAYED EVERY CAN OF GLOMP-B-GONE ON ME! NOW I WILL NOT BE GLOMPED!

Kyoda (yes, Youko, until I say she changed back): *Tries to tackle and glomp him, but bounces off the air two feet in front of him. She is confused, and tries again with the same result.* 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(Remember, Kyoda is an ancient spirit. She doesn't need to breathe.)

Everyone else: O.O;

Yusuke: Man, she's depressed.

Youko: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO MORE GLOMPING! *opens door to bathroom, and has a bucket of water dumped on him*

Kuwabara: Ha, ha, Youko. You walked right into my trap! Ha, ha

Youko: *Is soaking wet* OH NO!

Kuwabara: Huh?

Youko: YOU *&^#%^%, &%@&$@, @#%^@$, @*$^%&*$^, $U#*%! YOU WASHED ALL THE GLOMP-B-GONE OFF!

Kyoda: *Launches herself at Youko and glomps him tightly* I missed you!

Youko: *takes out fangirl repellent, and pours the whole formula on him. Looks down, to see Kyoda still attached to him.*

Kuwabara: I'VE GOT A TWIN! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Youko: *rushes in the bathroom, and looks in the mirror* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yusuke: *snickers* Youko screams like a girl. *Snickers*

Youko: YOU WOULD TOO IF YOU LOOKED LIKE THIS! *Rushes out, with Kyoda unattached from him*

Yusuke: AAAAHHH! NOOOO! ONE KUWABARA IS BAD ENOUGH TO LOOK AT!

Youko: *Looks exactly like Kuwabara, just with his own voice*

Lindsey: *Comes out* Well... it'll repel fangirls...

Kyoda: *Running towards Youko with a bucket of water in hand. Sprays it all over him*

Youko: *Turns back to normal, sighs in relief*

Kyoda: *Glomps him*

Youko: Not again...

Kitsune: OKAY, PEOPLE! ENOUGH STALLING! WE'VE GOT TO START THE FANFIC! And get Hiei in here...

Hiei: *Appears, his EBay proof katana in its sheath.* I'm here.

Kitsune: Good! Now, this one, we are going to do at an actual site. Not on a painted scenery.

Yusuke: YAAAAAAY!

(Everyone treks out in the forest to a river. Kitsune gets a rowboat, and drags it to the river. Then, she plunks Kuwabara in it.)

Kitsune: Okay, everyone! Let's begin!

Kurama: *gets the tape, pushes the on button, and the record button*

Kitsune: Row, row, row your boat-

Kuwabara: *attaches motor to it* YEEEAAAHOOOOOO!!!!!!

Kitsune: Gently down the stream-

Kuwabara: *looks ahead* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRFAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!! (Translation: AH! Waterfall!)

Kitsune: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily-

Kuwabara: *is running around the boat, panicking*

Kitsune: Life is but a dream.

Hiei: *jumps in the boat, knocks Kuwabara out, and comes back*

Kuwabara: ZZZZZzzzzzz

Boat: *goes over waterfall*

Kurama: I FOUND THE TAPE SLOT!

Kitsune: *snaps fingers, and Kuwabara appears, though still soaking wet* Okay, people. The next nursery song will be 'I'm a Little Teapot!'

Kuwabara: *wakes up* You are?

Hiei: *knocks him out again*

Kuwabara: ZZZZZzzzzzz

Kitsune: Thank you, Hiei.

Hiei: Hn.

Kitsune: *snaps fingers, and everyone is back at the stage* Yusuke, check scenery!

Yusuke: I'm gonna regret this... *looks onstage* AAAAAAACK!!!!!!! *scenery is a happy sparkly, neon green garden with a neon yellow orange sun in the middle. There is a thing painted on the floor that is TRYING to look like the top of the table, but it's pretty pink.* MY EYES! THEY BURN!

Kyoda: I don't think we made it THAT bright...

Yusuke: *sweatdrop*

Kitsune: Okay!

Kurama: *inserts tape, turns on camcorder, presses record button*

Kitsune: I'm a little teapot-

Hiei: *is pushed onstage wearing a poofy teapot costume that's so fat, he can hardly move. There's a 50 times too big spout at the side, and Hiei is wearing the handle for a cap*

Kitsune: Short and stout!

Kuwabara: SHORT IS RIGHT!

Hiei: *reaches for katana, and, yup, finds it's not there* Not again...

Kitsune: Here is my handle-

Hiei: *points to handle*

Kitsune: Here is my spout!

Hiei: *points to spout*

Kitsune: When I get all steamed up-

Kyoda: *runs onstage, and starts whispering things to Hiei*

Hiei: *gets REALLY angry*

Youko: *runs away*

Kitsune: Hear me shout!

Hiei: KIIIIIIIIITSUUUUUUUUNE NOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (Translation: KITSUNE NO BAKA!)

Kitsune: Then tip me over-

Kyoda: *pushes Hiei*

Kitsune: And pour me out!

Hiei: *falls out of the spout* KURAMA! WHERE ARE YOU?!

Kyoda: *tells him something, and he immediately calms down*

Kurama: HEY! THE TAPE WAS FULL!

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Katie and Lindsey: *come back, with BIG grins on their faces*

Kitsune: Let me guess. You auctioned off Hiei's katana, right?

Katie: Nope. It was EBay proof.

Lindsey: Here it is. *hands Hiei katana*

Hiei: *draws sword, and it immediately shatters* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Katie and Lindsey: *snicker*

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AN: So, how'd you like it? Yet another insane story from the randomness of my brain. If you review, you'll get 'The Itsy Bitsy Spider!' Thanks! Bye for now!

~Koganeiro Kitsune