Chapter 6: Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

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Kyoda: *growls* *intense fiery Hiei death glare*

Kitsune: YOU BAKA! THAT'S HIEI'S DEATH GLARE!!! *smashes Kyoda over the head with the frying pan of doom* HA!

Kyoda: @_@ Oro?

Kitsune: AND THAT'S KENSHIN'S LINE! *bonks Kyoda over the head again* HA to the second power!

Kyoda: YAMI ABUSE! *zaps back to the Millennium Tiara*

Kurama: Ha to the second power?

Kitsune: Yeah! You know, that means 'Ha squared' meaning Ha x Ha, or Haha. *screams* MATH!!! EVIL MATH!!! IT'S GETTING TO ME!! HEEEELP! *grabs the front of Kurama's shirt* RUN WHILE YOU CAN!! *tosses him out the window*

Kurama: AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhh! *scream slowly fades*

Kitsune: OH MY GOD! I JUST TOSSED MY FAVORITE CHARACTER OUT THE SECOND STORY WINDOW!  KYOOOODA!!

Kyoda: *appears with an army helmet* What?

Kitsune: GO GET KURAMA!

Kyoda: After you smashed my skull in twice?

Kitsune: Pleeeeease?! *big puppy dog eyes* Onegai?

Kyoda: ... I really hate you, you know that? I really hate you!

Kitsune: Thank you!

Kyoda: *jumps out the second story window*

Kurama: *suddenly pops up out of nowhere* Huh?

Kitsune: OH YEAH! Authoress powers!

Kyoda: *voice floats in from the open window* I REALLY HATE YOOooouuu....

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(scene is: Kitsune nursing Kyoda's head wounds (see insert above), Kurama standing by, shaking his head, Hiei polishing all eleven swords (from asian princess 61 and Kitsune Akira) with a rag, Youko desperately spraying all the Glomp-B-Gone on him, Kuwabara overseeing construction of the new pool, Yusuke constructing the new pool, and Katie trying to work the hose to fill up the new pool)

Kitsune: Welcome back! Did you enjoy your break from this? Did you miss me?

Hiei, Kuwabara, Yusuke, Kyoda: Yes, no.

Kitsune: ANYWAY! *spreads arms so she hits Kyoda in the back of the head*

Kyoda: OW!

Kitsune: I say hi to you, and... HI! *waves hands so she hits Kyoda in the back of the head again*

Kyoda: STOP WITH THE HAND MOTIONS!

Kitsune: *snickers* Revenge...

Kyoda: FOR WHAT?!

Kitsune: ... Let me get back to you on that one.

Kyoda: *sweatdrops*

Youko: *throws away the last empty can of Glomp-B-Gone* BWAHAHAHAA!!! NEVERMORE, NEVERMORE! *runs around quoting from The Raven* (thanks to asian princess 61)

Kitsune: *to Kurama* Has he been sniffing paint fumes again?

Kurama: No. Yesterday, I was working on a project, and he discovered the joys of rubber cement.

Kitsune: *blinks* You know, with every whiff of that you take, you lose like, a thousand brain cells.

Kurama: So? He only uses about two percent of his brain, anyhow!

Kitsune: ... true... *watches Youko run around* You know, this is actually amusing to watch.

Kurama: ... Not to mention embarrassing...

Kitsune: ... OH YEAH!! Thanks to The Kitsune of Chaos, we now got enough funds to build a new pool! And there it is, right there: *points to where the black hole previously was*

Yusuke: DONE! *climbs out of the pool* Okay, fill it up!

Katie: OKAY! *fills up pool* DONE! Who's going to be the first to jump in?

Youko: BWAHAHAHAA!!!

Kitsune: Youko! Watch ou-

Kurama: *groans* Too late...

Youko: BWAHAHAHAH- *falls in pool* *reappears, soaked, eyes widen* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING TO ME!

Kitsune: Oooh... There goes Kyoda... *motions to the obsessed Yami*

Youko: I GOT MY ONLY TUNIC WET!!!

Everyone: *anime fall*

Kurama: Why do you only have ONE tunic?!

Youko: I never needed another one. *climbs out, and shakes like a dog... er fox* Oh well... at least the rest of me is dr-

Kyoda: *smashes into Youko, knocking them both back into the pool*

Youko: WAH! NOW ITS EVEN WETTER! *climbs out* WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?! WAH!

Long, long, long, looooooong pieces of paper: *fall out of nowhere and bury him in an avalanche* (this is amazing because Youko is over seven feet tall)

Yusuke: *grabs the nearest paper* Lets see here... Stole Desert Ruby, Stole Pharaoh's Emerald, Stole Emperor's Diamond, Stole King's Sapphire, Stole... *eyes widen, squints at the paper* A THONG?!

Youko: *stammering* It-it-it-it was for... my sister!

Hiei: *suddenly looks up* You don't have a sister!

Youko: *sputters* HOW DO YOU KNOW?! Oh wait... did I just admit I didn't have a sister?

Everyone: Yes.

Youko: ...#(#$&@@#*%&)$*!!!!!

Yusuke: That's just wrong...

Kyoda: True, but... YOU HAVE REPENTED! I DON'T CARE! *glomps Youko*

Youko: I wish she did...

Kitsune: Okay, people! I REALLY think its time to get going!

Kyoda: Phht... *accidently hits Kitsune*

Kitsune: *drops everything the reviewers gave her* OH NO! My Kuwabaka voodoo doll from Joey-kun(thanks!), Hiei's dream catcher from Yumi (Hiei says thanks!), winged shoes from Saki (Hiei says thanks!), Hiei's lifetime supply of Katanas certificate from Lady Wolf Moon (Hiei says thanks!) sleeping powder from dustbunny690 (thanks!), and jalapeños and sweet snow from Sailor Dark(thanks!)!!!

Hiei: *redeems what is his, plus takes the sweet snow*

Kurama: Sweet snow, Hiei?

Hiei: Hn...

Yusuke: *grabs Kuwabaka voodoo doll* Heh heh... *pokes it in the eye*

Kuwabaka: Ow! *rubs eye*

Yusuke: *surprised it worked* starts poking the doll everywhere*

Kuwabaka: Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, OW!!!!

Yusuke: BWAHAHAAAAA!!!

Kurama: Since when does Yusuke say 'Bwahaha'?

Kitsune: ... since now!

Kurama: ... oookay...

Kyoda: *blinks* *grabs sleeping powder* *rips open bag*

Sleeping powder: *goes all on Kurama*

Kyoda: Whoops...

Kurama: Oh no... ROSES! YOU HAVE BETRAY- *snore*

Kitsune: Kurama? Kurama? Kura-chan? Rama-sama? OI!

Kurama: *snore*

Yusuke: Kura-chan and Rama-sama?

Kitsune: -^_^-

Yusuke: That's very sad.

Kitsune: I know.

Yusuke: YOU're very sad.

Kitsune: I know.

Yusuke: That's just pathetic.

Kitsune: I know. OI! WE HAVE TO GET GOING ON THIS!!!

Yusuke: Fine. I'll go get Hiei.

Kitsune: How did you know?!

Yusuke: It's called 'Twinkle Twinkle LITTLE Star...'

Kitsune: Oh yeah... HIEI!

Hiei: *appears, wearing all 11 swords, and his winged shoes.*

Kitsune: Take the swords and shoes off. You've got to get into costume.

Hiei: Why would I listen to the likes of YOU?

Kitsune: *tauntingly* I'll get you sweet snooooowwww...

Hiei: *takes off all swords BUT the mini and shoes* Better be a HELL of a lotta sweet snow!

Kitsune: DEAL!

Kyoda: *stuffs him into costume*

Hiei: Wait, what am I playing?

Everyone: *ignores him*

Kitsune: Yusuke! Check scenery!

Yusuke: Fine, fine. *looks around to the front* AAAH! *scenery is a green and neon purple sky with red dots for 'stars'* WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

Kitsune: THAT is my cue! Twinkle, twinkle, little star

Hiei: *is hoisted up into the 'sky'* THERE YOU GO WITH THE 'LITTLE' AGAIN!

Kitsune: *ignores him... as usual* How I wonder what you are

Hiei: YOU'LL BE WONDERING WHAT YOU ARE WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!

Kitsune: Up above the world so high

Hiei: Huh? Wait...

Kyoda: *operating the lifting thingy* Hee hee... *forces Hiei upward*

Hiei: *smashes his head on a metal beam* @_@ *dazingly* Yes, twinkle, twinkle... whee...

Kuwabara: HAHA! SHRIMP MADE A DENT IN THE METAL!

Kitsune: *disturbed* Like a diamond in the sky

Hiei: Diamond... pretty... twinkle, twinkle... pretty diamond... shiny...

Kitsune: Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star, How I wonder what you are.

Hiei: *is set gently on the ground* *swaggers around* Twinkle, shiny, shiiiiny...

Youko: SHINY?! WHERE!?! I WANT THE SHINY! SHINY IS MIIIIIIIIIIINE!

Kitsune: Note to self, NEVER EVER EVER let Youko have rubber cement. EVER

Yusuke: Hey, Kurama, you get that on tape?

Kurama: *snores* *drools*

Yusuke: Guess not...

Kitsune: Hey, Hiei, whatever happened to your certificate entitling you to a lifetime supply of katanas?

Hiei: *still dazed* *pulls it out*

Kitsune: *smirks, grabs a permanent marker and makes a few marks on it* Here: *hands it back to Hiei*

Hiei: *take it, looks at it* O.O WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY CERTIFICATE?!

Kuwabara: Guess he's not dazed anymore...

Kitsune: *looks at certificate* YOUR certificate, Hiei? Looks like its entitled to... Hei.

Hiei: YOU SCRATCHED OUT THE 'I' IN HIEI!

Kitsune: Oh well...

Hiei: *reaches for swords, and (can you guess the motif now?) yes, they are gone* Grr... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ANTI THEFT WARDS?!

Youko: *walks by, completely dry*

Hiei: *Grabs Youko by the front and jerks him down to eye level. This, as you can imagine, is quite humorous, as Youko is over 7 feet tall, and Hiei is JUST over 5 feet* WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO THE ANTI THEFT WARDS?!

Youko: Well, first off, EVER HEARD OF TOOTHPASTE?! I'VE GOT A SENSITIVE NOSE! *fans air in front of his nose* And anyhow, I needed SOMETHING to dry myself off with...

Hiei: *lets go of Youko, starts banging his head on the wall*

Yusuke: Stop Hiei, before you make a hole in the wall.

Hiei: *stops, gets an idea* *grabs Kuwabaka* BATTERING RAM COMING THROUGH!

Yusuke: GOOD IDEA! *grabs Kuwabaka* SMASH THAT WALL!

Everyone (minus the knocked out Kurama): *watches their futile efforts*

Yusuke: One, two, three, GO!

BAM!

Kuwabara: OW!

Yusuke: One, two, three, GO!

BAM!

Kuwabara: OW!

Yusuke: One, two, three, GO!

BAM!

Kuwabara: OW!

Everyone: *sweatdrop, twitch*

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Okay, since I didn't update for so long, that was an extra long chapter! Now, REVIEW, AND YOU'LL GET Uh... ROCK A BYE BABY!! YEAH!!! Later, and please disregard any smashing sounds you hear in the background... *looks over shoulder*

Yusuke: One, two, three, GO!

BAM!

Kuwabara: OW!

Yusuke: One, two-

Hiei: SHUT UP ALREADY AND SMASH HARDER!

BAM!

Kuwabara: OW!

~Koganeiro Kitsune