Disclaimer: OK, if I owned Lord of the Rings, do you really think we'd
still have to wait till December to see the next movie? NOOOO!!!!! WE'D BE
SEEING IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! So. in short. the only thing I own is me,
myself, the special edition DVD, my sanity, and the plot of this story.
Wow. besides the DVD... that's pathetic! =(
Author's Notes: Not only was I away at camps that do not believe in sleep for 2 weeks in a row, but then right after that our (me and my evil brother's) friend Chris came up for a week, and after we drove all the way down to drop him off and then drove all the way back (like over 3 hour drive one way, and that's with going at an insane speed) Monday I WORKED EVERY DAY LAST WEEK!! *sobs*. So yesterday was Sunday. I'm thinking.. FINALLY I'm going to get some sleep. NO! I went to see Freddy vs. Jason with my friend and so guess how much sleep I got last night? MAYBE 3 HOURS TOPS!
Duo: *shakes head sadly* it's not our fault you're insanely afraid of things.
Legolas: And that you have the stupid rule "If I don't sleep I don't write". *rolls eyes* honestly!
Emerald: shuttup! *yawns* I'm too tired to do this right now!
Duo: oh god. I can see it now. this chapter is gonna be sooooo cruel and evil since she's tired!! *smiles evilly* poor Leggy. Hehehe.
Legolas: *shudders* save me. *looks pleadingly at readers* Oh, and a word of advice. ReREAD CHAPTER 6! Or you might be confused. Actually.. *looks thoughtful* you'll probably be confused anyways.......
Chapter 7
The maid from the twins' chamber hurried through the halls. She knew that the girls would already be arriving at Legolas' door, and she wanted to get there before too many got through. She was switching between being furious with the twins' words about Beleglion to being horribly depressed at the possibility of them being true. Finally she arrived in the designated hallway. She could see Aragorn and Haldir sitting at a table with beautiful elves surrounding them. Haldir looked like he'd gone to heaven but Aragorn looked worried and kept glancing around, looking for someone. The maid quickly sneaked around them to the door where Beleglion was keeping watch.
"Clarea!" He exclaimed once he saw her. "What are you doing here!?!" Beleglion's heart dropped into his stomach. 'Does she secretly want to sleep with Legolas????'
"Making sure you don't get any! I don't care if the twins are dirty perverted bisexual pigs, they could be right! We are leaving this area NOW." She stood tall and glared at him. It was clear to all that she had laid down the law, and if he didn't agree with the terms, he was a dead man.
"Umm.. ok." Beleglion blinked in confusion. "But you see I promised Legolas I'd help him out. You were the one that told me the twins were planning to dress up as girls! I'm just making sure that doesn't happen!"
"The twins are locked in their chamber with guards at every door and window. They are not getting out." She changed her approach suddenly from jealous, possessive woman to seductive, horny woman. "Please, Beleglion. If you come with me now. I'll make it worth your while. If not, I can just find somebody else..." She turned and shrugged. Now Beleglion was faced with a choice. Help his friend, or go potentially have sex.
"Well.. Uh.." He paused to think for a moment. "OK! Let's go!!" And so Beleglion made the decision any guy would make, and quickly exited the scene with his lover. Neither Aragorn nor Haldir noticed. Aragorn was busy checking for Arwen, who was suspiciously late, and Haldir was too busy checking out the ladies.
'Where is Arwen? She should have been back from talking to Elrond hours ago! What could have happened to her? Is she still mad about that incident earlier because I thought I convinced her it was all a misunderstanding? Maybe she is still mad, and will be withholding things! Oh no!' Aragorn was so distracted by his frightening thoughts (for him anyways) that he didn't even notice the elf creep up besides him till she spoke. "Sir?"
"AHHH!!" Aragorn screamed while jumping out of his chair. He quickly turned and tried to grab his sword before noticing it was a just a servant. "Oh.. ummm... yes? Can I help you?" He said calmly while trying to hide his blushing. Haldir and all the elves around were staring at him.
"Sir, can we please speak in private?" The servant asked cautiously, not wishing to cause another outburst. Aragorn quickly nodded and pulled her off to the side.
"Yes? What do you wish to speak to me about?" He looked curious. The young maid bowed and handed him a note.
"The Lady Arwen asked that I deliver this to you. She said that only you could read it, and the contents must be kept completely secret." Aragorn opened the note and read:
Dearest Lover,
My affection for you shines as brightly and eternally as the stars. In honor of this, I wish to introduce a new game for our pleasure. You are my knight in shining armor, and so it shall be played. I am waiting for you, held captive, in our special room. Come rescue me, and claim your award.
Yours Forever,
Arwen
Aragorn smiled wickedly. His games with Arwen were her idea, and were designed around her fantasies. Few were his own concoctions. This one however sounded like something he would particularly enjoy. He loved being the brave knight saving his lady love. But he had promised Legolas he'd help out...... The maid had been carefully observing his reactions, and chose this time to speak.
"Are you not going, Sir? Shall I go inform the Lady that you are otherwise occupied with these females?" Aragorn visibly winced. He could only imagine Arwen's reaction to a statement like that.
"No, but wait here a minute before you go to give my reply." Aragorn rushed back over to Haldir's side. "Haldir, dear friend, you can handle these girls by yourself? Right? You wouldn't really mind if I left?" Haldir managed to take his eyes off the girl in front of him to reply.
"Sure, I'm doing great. You run off now, me and Beleglion can handle it." Aragorn quickly expressed his eternal gratitude before heading back over to the maid, who had been watching their conversation with great interest.
"Alright, I will go reply to my Lady's summons myself. Go burn this note that was entrusted to you, and have the rest of the night off!" Aragorn then ran off. Now it was the maid's turn to smile wickedly. She noticed that besides herself, no one seemed to see that Beleglion was missing. She then headed straight over to the twins' chambers. The guards let her in without complaint.
"My lords! It is done!" She exclaimed upon entering. "You were right, one of the maids and Beleglion must have relations, for he was definitely missing when I arrived." Elladan laughed.
"Perfect! And no one noticed?" The young girl shook her head. "Excellent. And you presented Aragorn with the note?" This time she shook her head in the affirmative.
"You know dear brother," Elrohir began. "it is way too easy to copy our sister's handwriting. Perchance someone should mention this to her?" He smirked. "Perchance not, after all, we do use it to our advantage." The threesome laughed, before a knock at the door announced another arrival.
The ladies entering were the same from earlier that day, but now it could be noticed that the were both taller, and the same exact height. They were still robed all in black, with the veils covering their faces. The maid smirked at them. "I'll leave you all to prepare, and make sure that our friend is ready. Good luck!" With that she left.
Elrohir strolled over to the figures. "Ladies, once again you present us with you greatest work. We are in you debt." He bowed before rising to his regular height again, which it might be noted was now the same height as the two figures.
"Indeed." Elladan agreed. "We would be able to achieve nothing without your fine efforts. You are the most perfect of our assorted minions. And now dear Prince Legolas, you should be very afraid.."
~Some time later~
The guards at the twins' door were trying very hard to lose all their hearing. Ever since the girls dressed all in black had arrived, very peculiar noises had been erupting from said room. The both breathed a sigh of relief as it suddenly seemed to quiet. The door then opened, and the two figures emerged. Before either guard could say a word, they ran off.
"Where do you think they're going so fast?" The first questioned.
"I don't know. But every female around has been rushing off in that direction all night. There must be some huge party down there."
The guard looked confused. "Isn't that just the nice guest chambers though?"
~Back in the hallway where exists the chamber of Legolas~
"Alright Ladies, now sign your names here, and here, and don't forget here. Make sure you fill out the correct information. And remember who decides who's next in line!" Here Haldir leaned back smugly. He had found that once he mentioned that tidbit, the women became extremely partial to him.
"My, aren't you handsome." Someone purred. Haldir looked up to see an extremely beautiful elf leaning over the table towards him. She had long blond hair, light green eyes, and a delicate face. "I don't know why all these girls are here for that Prince, when there's such a tempting morsel like you around." She stopped to lick her lips suggestively. Haldir nearly fell out of his chair.
"Can. uh. I. help you with. uh. something?" He stammered. The elf smiled devilishly at him while Haldir's mouth dropped open.
"What's the matter, cutie? Cat got your tongue?" She leaned across the and teasingly bit his tongue. This time he did fall out of the chair. While he tried to get back up casually, two elves dressed all in black snuck around the table and got to the front of the line at Legolas' door. No one noticed, all were watching Haldir and the mysterious elf. Haldir sat back down and exhaled slowly.
"Are you here for the 30 minutes with Prince Legolas?" He asked sadly. The girl's eyebrows shot up in confusion. "I thought it was supposed to be for an hour?" Haldir continued, still sounding deeply depressed.
"It was, but there's too many girls. Now you just need to fill out these forms.." He was shocked when the girl suddenly laughed.
"Why would I want to sleep with that snotty prince, when I can have you?" She gazed deeply into his eyes, working her seductive charm completely. "You wouldn't mind horribly, would you? If we. went off and talked somewhere private?"
Haldir's mouth was hanging open many moments before he managed to form a coherent thought. "No! Not at all! Let's go!!!!!!!" He practically dragged the poor girl down the hall before rushing back over. "You girls! Stay in line, fill out the little forms, and tell Beleglion at the door that I'll be back in a few minutes." The grinning seductress leaned over and whispered in his ear. "SCREW THAT! I'll be back in a couple days!!!!!!"
The occupants of the hallway watched as they hurried off to Haldir's chamber. They all looked over at Legolas' door. There was no other guard there for them to give the message to. Shrugging, they went back to primping or filling out the required papers. At the front of the line the two dark figures turned to each other.
"Perfect. Now all we need is our dear Prince.."
After waiting for what seemed like forever, a blond, giggly elf maiden walked out of the room. "Like, I just want to say to like, everyone, OH MY GOD!" She giggled again. "Just trust me, the waiting is worth it! Now, who's next?" The two figures in black raised their hands. "Oh! Are you going together?" They nodded frantically. The blond shrugged. "Kinky. Alright, have fun!" With a very obvious wink at the group, she skipped off.
Slowly the two entered the room and locked the door. They looked around the room, finally spotting Legolas lying naked.. ~ES: OMG!! *drools and faints*~ ..on the bed. "Hello ladies." He said cheerfully. "If you'd just undress we'll get right to it. After all, there's a very long line out there."
"Of course, my Prince." The first figure answered in a very masculine voice. Legolas shot them a strange look, but didn't comment. After all, the whole system was set up to prevent any strange occurrences. Unfortunately for dear Legolas, just as he had managed to convince himself of that fact, the elves threw off the veils and cloaks.
"What!! How... I don't understand!" He yelped as he jumped up, trying to gather something to cover himself. Elladan and Elrohir both smirked and started stalking forwards, reaching into their robes to pull out two matching ropes. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Meanwhile in the chamber Beleglion and the maid had rushed off to:
"Wow." Clarea sighed. They were lying on the bed entangled in the sheets. Beleglion couldn't prevent the smirk starting on his face at that statement. "I am so glad the twins let me off early. In fact, I'm glad they're dirty minded pigs. If they hadn't said those things, I never would have come and gotten you." She commented. Beleglion sat up, puzzled.
"What things?" Now that everything was over, he was starting to worry. The twins had never let their servants off early before in the history of their lives.
"Oh they were just joking around how you'd be checking out the girls that night. You know, since they had to convince you that they were actually females to be allowed to enter the room. They were just saying that you'd probably end up engaged to one of them and stuff like that." She shrugged. Obviously the topic didn't mean much to her now. Beleglion however, was very worried.
"You mean they knew how our setup for tonight worked? They knew my position and everything?" This wasn't sitting well with him. The twins were locked in their room night and day for the past week. They shouldn't have had access to that kind of information.
"Well, yeah. They were saying how Haldir and Aragorn were at the front desk and such too. Some ladies in black had come to the room before we were allowed back in to clean, and gave them something. It wasn't important. They said they'd probably be sending for some more of their ladies tonight." She stared at Beleglion, confused about why this was suddenly an issue.
"Damn it!" He hit his head. "They must have figured out that you were working for us. Oh they're crafty... We need to go help Legolas. NOW." So saying he jumped out of bed and started dressing quickly. Clarea followed his example after being glared at for not moving. As soon as they were dressed, they ran to Legolas' chamber.
At Aragorn's and Arwen's "special room":
"Aragorn, you continually surprise me. And that is very difficult to do to an elf!" Arwen stated in a very satisfied voice. Aragorn chuckled.
"I'll take that as a high complement." Arwen gazed at him lovingly. "Well you should! However did you come up with this new game?" Aragorn grew very still, and turned white.
"The note said this game was your idea, Arwen." He mentally cursed as she replied. "Well that's silly! I didn't write a note! I didn't have time, as soon as I was summoned to my brothers' room I was tied up and they explained it to me! They said it was your idea."
Both of them sat up and screamed "THEY'RE AFTER LEGOLAS!" Quick as lightning they wrapped sheets around themselves and ran for his chamber. 'I only pray we're not too late.' Aragorn thought.
Back at the room Haldir and the mysterious women rushed off to: (are you noticing a trend?)
The young woman sighed happily from her position in Haldir's arms. "If I had known you were this good, I would have done it for free." She giggled. "Of course it seemed like I was ripping them off in the first place, since you were my secret fantasy, but hey, if they want to pay me that's fine with me."
"Oh?" Haldir raised an eyebrow. "Who paid you?" He didn't really care. After all, he had made sure that she would never forget this night.
"The twins. I'm one of their 'minions', unfortunately. They have some blackmail on me. But when they offered this job and the payment, I was so excited! You look like a sex God, and apparently appearances are to be believed." She smiled at him.
"Why thank you." Haldir leered. "Wait a minute.. The twins??? ACK!" He tried to jump out of bed but just managed to get them both tangled up and fall to the floor. "They're up to something!" He yelled as he went through the clothes on the floor, trying to find his. He finally found his breaches and jumped into them. Before actually running out the door, he paused. "Oh, another time then?" He asked while winking suggestively. When the girl on the bed nodded heartily, he smirked at her before running off to aid his friend.
Outside Legolas' door:
SMACK! Haldir, Aragorn, Arwen, Beleglion, and Clarea had all run into each other. They quickly stood, all in various forms of dress/undress. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" the three guys screamed at each other. Arwen was trying to get the door while they fought out who was responsible. Most people, if they found such a thing necessary, would try to calmly deduce who was at fault, but no. They were rolling on the ground exchanging blows and insults.
"It's locked!" She screeched! "Oh my poor dear almost-brother! What is going on in there??" Clarea turned to the next person in line.
"Who was the last girl to enter?" She asked calmly. The elf rolled her eyes. "Oh, just two ugly chicks. They were so ugly they had to hide their faces. They've been in their FOREVER! It should be my turn!" She pouted. The group visibly paled. They turned to the locked door, the testosterone battle forgotten.
"What now?" Arwen whispered in horror. Haldir stepped forward calmly. "Simple. We do this." He then kicked the door in. The rest of the group stared in shock as he rushed into the room. They quickly followed only to run into him as he stopped suddenly. All the girls in the hall peeked into the room, trying to see what all the commotion was about.
"Dear Lord, the Prince is gay!" Exclaimed one startled girl. "And into bondage too!" Yelled another, who actually looked quite happy about that fact....
The reason for their shouts? Our poor dear prince was tied up naked to the bed, gagged (though you can still hear violent screams and curses), with Elladan and Elrohir, also naked, sitting on top of him doing..... things.
Aragorn regained his senses first. "Get off of him!" He screamed as he started fighting with one of his foster brothers. Haldir followed suit, grabbing the other twin. Beleglion made his way over to the prince, removing the bonds and gag.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! NASTY!!! THEY TOUCHED ME THEY TOUCHED ME!!!!!!!! EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!!!!! And I was having such a good night too!!!!" He sobbed, before running off to the bathroom to puke and wash MANY, MANY times. The girls at the door had also run off. And this was the scene that Elrond found.
Duo: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Legolas: I FEEL SO VIOLATED! *shudders*
Emerald: *hugs comfortingly* I know. I'm sorry. I took my tiredness out on you, and I shouldn't have.
Duo: *looks confused* Why not? I thought it was funny! *grins*
Emerald: *rolls eyes* Of course you would. Oh by the way. I'd just like to say that I don't really think Elladan and Elrohir would do things like that, but it fit. And all the characters popping up in there are just to help the story move along. None of them are modeled after anyone I know. *looks thoughtful* Though I could always tell Kristyn she's one of those random ones. she might hurt me though..
Legolas: *coughs* Ahem! On the status of votes. THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST CHANCE!!! SHE IS FINISHING THIS STORY NEXT CHAPTER!! *glares* I mean sure it sounds like it's going to be all good to prove my straightness. BUT LOOK AT WHAT KEEPS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!
Duo: *shakes head* Well maybe if you weren't so prissy, nobody would think you're gay in the first place!
Emerald: *glares* If you two start fighting again I swear..... *mutters under breath* Oh and the voting thing. this is what it looks like so far!
Funny: 3
Serious: 0
Two Different: 2
Funny/ Serious: 0
Emerald: Oh and angelgirl. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUESSED WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO!! *pouts* Thanks to everyone that reviews though! You guys are the greatest! I love you so much!! *starts sobbing happily before pulling Duo and Legolas in for a hug* We love you!!
Author's Notes: Not only was I away at camps that do not believe in sleep for 2 weeks in a row, but then right after that our (me and my evil brother's) friend Chris came up for a week, and after we drove all the way down to drop him off and then drove all the way back (like over 3 hour drive one way, and that's with going at an insane speed) Monday I WORKED EVERY DAY LAST WEEK!! *sobs*. So yesterday was Sunday. I'm thinking.. FINALLY I'm going to get some sleep. NO! I went to see Freddy vs. Jason with my friend and so guess how much sleep I got last night? MAYBE 3 HOURS TOPS!
Duo: *shakes head sadly* it's not our fault you're insanely afraid of things.
Legolas: And that you have the stupid rule "If I don't sleep I don't write". *rolls eyes* honestly!
Emerald: shuttup! *yawns* I'm too tired to do this right now!
Duo: oh god. I can see it now. this chapter is gonna be sooooo cruel and evil since she's tired!! *smiles evilly* poor Leggy. Hehehe.
Legolas: *shudders* save me. *looks pleadingly at readers* Oh, and a word of advice. ReREAD CHAPTER 6! Or you might be confused. Actually.. *looks thoughtful* you'll probably be confused anyways.......
Chapter 7
The maid from the twins' chamber hurried through the halls. She knew that the girls would already be arriving at Legolas' door, and she wanted to get there before too many got through. She was switching between being furious with the twins' words about Beleglion to being horribly depressed at the possibility of them being true. Finally she arrived in the designated hallway. She could see Aragorn and Haldir sitting at a table with beautiful elves surrounding them. Haldir looked like he'd gone to heaven but Aragorn looked worried and kept glancing around, looking for someone. The maid quickly sneaked around them to the door where Beleglion was keeping watch.
"Clarea!" He exclaimed once he saw her. "What are you doing here!?!" Beleglion's heart dropped into his stomach. 'Does she secretly want to sleep with Legolas????'
"Making sure you don't get any! I don't care if the twins are dirty perverted bisexual pigs, they could be right! We are leaving this area NOW." She stood tall and glared at him. It was clear to all that she had laid down the law, and if he didn't agree with the terms, he was a dead man.
"Umm.. ok." Beleglion blinked in confusion. "But you see I promised Legolas I'd help him out. You were the one that told me the twins were planning to dress up as girls! I'm just making sure that doesn't happen!"
"The twins are locked in their chamber with guards at every door and window. They are not getting out." She changed her approach suddenly from jealous, possessive woman to seductive, horny woman. "Please, Beleglion. If you come with me now. I'll make it worth your while. If not, I can just find somebody else..." She turned and shrugged. Now Beleglion was faced with a choice. Help his friend, or go potentially have sex.
"Well.. Uh.." He paused to think for a moment. "OK! Let's go!!" And so Beleglion made the decision any guy would make, and quickly exited the scene with his lover. Neither Aragorn nor Haldir noticed. Aragorn was busy checking for Arwen, who was suspiciously late, and Haldir was too busy checking out the ladies.
'Where is Arwen? She should have been back from talking to Elrond hours ago! What could have happened to her? Is she still mad about that incident earlier because I thought I convinced her it was all a misunderstanding? Maybe she is still mad, and will be withholding things! Oh no!' Aragorn was so distracted by his frightening thoughts (for him anyways) that he didn't even notice the elf creep up besides him till she spoke. "Sir?"
"AHHH!!" Aragorn screamed while jumping out of his chair. He quickly turned and tried to grab his sword before noticing it was a just a servant. "Oh.. ummm... yes? Can I help you?" He said calmly while trying to hide his blushing. Haldir and all the elves around were staring at him.
"Sir, can we please speak in private?" The servant asked cautiously, not wishing to cause another outburst. Aragorn quickly nodded and pulled her off to the side.
"Yes? What do you wish to speak to me about?" He looked curious. The young maid bowed and handed him a note.
"The Lady Arwen asked that I deliver this to you. She said that only you could read it, and the contents must be kept completely secret." Aragorn opened the note and read:
Dearest Lover,
My affection for you shines as brightly and eternally as the stars. In honor of this, I wish to introduce a new game for our pleasure. You are my knight in shining armor, and so it shall be played. I am waiting for you, held captive, in our special room. Come rescue me, and claim your award.
Yours Forever,
Arwen
Aragorn smiled wickedly. His games with Arwen were her idea, and were designed around her fantasies. Few were his own concoctions. This one however sounded like something he would particularly enjoy. He loved being the brave knight saving his lady love. But he had promised Legolas he'd help out...... The maid had been carefully observing his reactions, and chose this time to speak.
"Are you not going, Sir? Shall I go inform the Lady that you are otherwise occupied with these females?" Aragorn visibly winced. He could only imagine Arwen's reaction to a statement like that.
"No, but wait here a minute before you go to give my reply." Aragorn rushed back over to Haldir's side. "Haldir, dear friend, you can handle these girls by yourself? Right? You wouldn't really mind if I left?" Haldir managed to take his eyes off the girl in front of him to reply.
"Sure, I'm doing great. You run off now, me and Beleglion can handle it." Aragorn quickly expressed his eternal gratitude before heading back over to the maid, who had been watching their conversation with great interest.
"Alright, I will go reply to my Lady's summons myself. Go burn this note that was entrusted to you, and have the rest of the night off!" Aragorn then ran off. Now it was the maid's turn to smile wickedly. She noticed that besides herself, no one seemed to see that Beleglion was missing. She then headed straight over to the twins' chambers. The guards let her in without complaint.
"My lords! It is done!" She exclaimed upon entering. "You were right, one of the maids and Beleglion must have relations, for he was definitely missing when I arrived." Elladan laughed.
"Perfect! And no one noticed?" The young girl shook her head. "Excellent. And you presented Aragorn with the note?" This time she shook her head in the affirmative.
"You know dear brother," Elrohir began. "it is way too easy to copy our sister's handwriting. Perchance someone should mention this to her?" He smirked. "Perchance not, after all, we do use it to our advantage." The threesome laughed, before a knock at the door announced another arrival.
The ladies entering were the same from earlier that day, but now it could be noticed that the were both taller, and the same exact height. They were still robed all in black, with the veils covering their faces. The maid smirked at them. "I'll leave you all to prepare, and make sure that our friend is ready. Good luck!" With that she left.
Elrohir strolled over to the figures. "Ladies, once again you present us with you greatest work. We are in you debt." He bowed before rising to his regular height again, which it might be noted was now the same height as the two figures.
"Indeed." Elladan agreed. "We would be able to achieve nothing without your fine efforts. You are the most perfect of our assorted minions. And now dear Prince Legolas, you should be very afraid.."
~Some time later~
The guards at the twins' door were trying very hard to lose all their hearing. Ever since the girls dressed all in black had arrived, very peculiar noises had been erupting from said room. The both breathed a sigh of relief as it suddenly seemed to quiet. The door then opened, and the two figures emerged. Before either guard could say a word, they ran off.
"Where do you think they're going so fast?" The first questioned.
"I don't know. But every female around has been rushing off in that direction all night. There must be some huge party down there."
The guard looked confused. "Isn't that just the nice guest chambers though?"
~Back in the hallway where exists the chamber of Legolas~
"Alright Ladies, now sign your names here, and here, and don't forget here. Make sure you fill out the correct information. And remember who decides who's next in line!" Here Haldir leaned back smugly. He had found that once he mentioned that tidbit, the women became extremely partial to him.
"My, aren't you handsome." Someone purred. Haldir looked up to see an extremely beautiful elf leaning over the table towards him. She had long blond hair, light green eyes, and a delicate face. "I don't know why all these girls are here for that Prince, when there's such a tempting morsel like you around." She stopped to lick her lips suggestively. Haldir nearly fell out of his chair.
"Can. uh. I. help you with. uh. something?" He stammered. The elf smiled devilishly at him while Haldir's mouth dropped open.
"What's the matter, cutie? Cat got your tongue?" She leaned across the and teasingly bit his tongue. This time he did fall out of the chair. While he tried to get back up casually, two elves dressed all in black snuck around the table and got to the front of the line at Legolas' door. No one noticed, all were watching Haldir and the mysterious elf. Haldir sat back down and exhaled slowly.
"Are you here for the 30 minutes with Prince Legolas?" He asked sadly. The girl's eyebrows shot up in confusion. "I thought it was supposed to be for an hour?" Haldir continued, still sounding deeply depressed.
"It was, but there's too many girls. Now you just need to fill out these forms.." He was shocked when the girl suddenly laughed.
"Why would I want to sleep with that snotty prince, when I can have you?" She gazed deeply into his eyes, working her seductive charm completely. "You wouldn't mind horribly, would you? If we. went off and talked somewhere private?"
Haldir's mouth was hanging open many moments before he managed to form a coherent thought. "No! Not at all! Let's go!!!!!!!" He practically dragged the poor girl down the hall before rushing back over. "You girls! Stay in line, fill out the little forms, and tell Beleglion at the door that I'll be back in a few minutes." The grinning seductress leaned over and whispered in his ear. "SCREW THAT! I'll be back in a couple days!!!!!!"
The occupants of the hallway watched as they hurried off to Haldir's chamber. They all looked over at Legolas' door. There was no other guard there for them to give the message to. Shrugging, they went back to primping or filling out the required papers. At the front of the line the two dark figures turned to each other.
"Perfect. Now all we need is our dear Prince.."
After waiting for what seemed like forever, a blond, giggly elf maiden walked out of the room. "Like, I just want to say to like, everyone, OH MY GOD!" She giggled again. "Just trust me, the waiting is worth it! Now, who's next?" The two figures in black raised their hands. "Oh! Are you going together?" They nodded frantically. The blond shrugged. "Kinky. Alright, have fun!" With a very obvious wink at the group, she skipped off.
Slowly the two entered the room and locked the door. They looked around the room, finally spotting Legolas lying naked.. ~ES: OMG!! *drools and faints*~ ..on the bed. "Hello ladies." He said cheerfully. "If you'd just undress we'll get right to it. After all, there's a very long line out there."
"Of course, my Prince." The first figure answered in a very masculine voice. Legolas shot them a strange look, but didn't comment. After all, the whole system was set up to prevent any strange occurrences. Unfortunately for dear Legolas, just as he had managed to convince himself of that fact, the elves threw off the veils and cloaks.
"What!! How... I don't understand!" He yelped as he jumped up, trying to gather something to cover himself. Elladan and Elrohir both smirked and started stalking forwards, reaching into their robes to pull out two matching ropes. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Meanwhile in the chamber Beleglion and the maid had rushed off to:
"Wow." Clarea sighed. They were lying on the bed entangled in the sheets. Beleglion couldn't prevent the smirk starting on his face at that statement. "I am so glad the twins let me off early. In fact, I'm glad they're dirty minded pigs. If they hadn't said those things, I never would have come and gotten you." She commented. Beleglion sat up, puzzled.
"What things?" Now that everything was over, he was starting to worry. The twins had never let their servants off early before in the history of their lives.
"Oh they were just joking around how you'd be checking out the girls that night. You know, since they had to convince you that they were actually females to be allowed to enter the room. They were just saying that you'd probably end up engaged to one of them and stuff like that." She shrugged. Obviously the topic didn't mean much to her now. Beleglion however, was very worried.
"You mean they knew how our setup for tonight worked? They knew my position and everything?" This wasn't sitting well with him. The twins were locked in their room night and day for the past week. They shouldn't have had access to that kind of information.
"Well, yeah. They were saying how Haldir and Aragorn were at the front desk and such too. Some ladies in black had come to the room before we were allowed back in to clean, and gave them something. It wasn't important. They said they'd probably be sending for some more of their ladies tonight." She stared at Beleglion, confused about why this was suddenly an issue.
"Damn it!" He hit his head. "They must have figured out that you were working for us. Oh they're crafty... We need to go help Legolas. NOW." So saying he jumped out of bed and started dressing quickly. Clarea followed his example after being glared at for not moving. As soon as they were dressed, they ran to Legolas' chamber.
At Aragorn's and Arwen's "special room":
"Aragorn, you continually surprise me. And that is very difficult to do to an elf!" Arwen stated in a very satisfied voice. Aragorn chuckled.
"I'll take that as a high complement." Arwen gazed at him lovingly. "Well you should! However did you come up with this new game?" Aragorn grew very still, and turned white.
"The note said this game was your idea, Arwen." He mentally cursed as she replied. "Well that's silly! I didn't write a note! I didn't have time, as soon as I was summoned to my brothers' room I was tied up and they explained it to me! They said it was your idea."
Both of them sat up and screamed "THEY'RE AFTER LEGOLAS!" Quick as lightning they wrapped sheets around themselves and ran for his chamber. 'I only pray we're not too late.' Aragorn thought.
Back at the room Haldir and the mysterious women rushed off to: (are you noticing a trend?)
The young woman sighed happily from her position in Haldir's arms. "If I had known you were this good, I would have done it for free." She giggled. "Of course it seemed like I was ripping them off in the first place, since you were my secret fantasy, but hey, if they want to pay me that's fine with me."
"Oh?" Haldir raised an eyebrow. "Who paid you?" He didn't really care. After all, he had made sure that she would never forget this night.
"The twins. I'm one of their 'minions', unfortunately. They have some blackmail on me. But when they offered this job and the payment, I was so excited! You look like a sex God, and apparently appearances are to be believed." She smiled at him.
"Why thank you." Haldir leered. "Wait a minute.. The twins??? ACK!" He tried to jump out of bed but just managed to get them both tangled up and fall to the floor. "They're up to something!" He yelled as he went through the clothes on the floor, trying to find his. He finally found his breaches and jumped into them. Before actually running out the door, he paused. "Oh, another time then?" He asked while winking suggestively. When the girl on the bed nodded heartily, he smirked at her before running off to aid his friend.
Outside Legolas' door:
SMACK! Haldir, Aragorn, Arwen, Beleglion, and Clarea had all run into each other. They quickly stood, all in various forms of dress/undress. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" the three guys screamed at each other. Arwen was trying to get the door while they fought out who was responsible. Most people, if they found such a thing necessary, would try to calmly deduce who was at fault, but no. They were rolling on the ground exchanging blows and insults.
"It's locked!" She screeched! "Oh my poor dear almost-brother! What is going on in there??" Clarea turned to the next person in line.
"Who was the last girl to enter?" She asked calmly. The elf rolled her eyes. "Oh, just two ugly chicks. They were so ugly they had to hide their faces. They've been in their FOREVER! It should be my turn!" She pouted. The group visibly paled. They turned to the locked door, the testosterone battle forgotten.
"What now?" Arwen whispered in horror. Haldir stepped forward calmly. "Simple. We do this." He then kicked the door in. The rest of the group stared in shock as he rushed into the room. They quickly followed only to run into him as he stopped suddenly. All the girls in the hall peeked into the room, trying to see what all the commotion was about.
"Dear Lord, the Prince is gay!" Exclaimed one startled girl. "And into bondage too!" Yelled another, who actually looked quite happy about that fact....
The reason for their shouts? Our poor dear prince was tied up naked to the bed, gagged (though you can still hear violent screams and curses), with Elladan and Elrohir, also naked, sitting on top of him doing..... things.
Aragorn regained his senses first. "Get off of him!" He screamed as he started fighting with one of his foster brothers. Haldir followed suit, grabbing the other twin. Beleglion made his way over to the prince, removing the bonds and gag.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! NASTY!!! THEY TOUCHED ME THEY TOUCHED ME!!!!!!!! EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!!!!! And I was having such a good night too!!!!" He sobbed, before running off to the bathroom to puke and wash MANY, MANY times. The girls at the door had also run off. And this was the scene that Elrond found.
Duo: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Legolas: I FEEL SO VIOLATED! *shudders*
Emerald: *hugs comfortingly* I know. I'm sorry. I took my tiredness out on you, and I shouldn't have.
Duo: *looks confused* Why not? I thought it was funny! *grins*
Emerald: *rolls eyes* Of course you would. Oh by the way. I'd just like to say that I don't really think Elladan and Elrohir would do things like that, but it fit. And all the characters popping up in there are just to help the story move along. None of them are modeled after anyone I know. *looks thoughtful* Though I could always tell Kristyn she's one of those random ones. she might hurt me though..
Legolas: *coughs* Ahem! On the status of votes. THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST CHANCE!!! SHE IS FINISHING THIS STORY NEXT CHAPTER!! *glares* I mean sure it sounds like it's going to be all good to prove my straightness. BUT LOOK AT WHAT KEEPS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!
Duo: *shakes head* Well maybe if you weren't so prissy, nobody would think you're gay in the first place!
Emerald: *glares* If you two start fighting again I swear..... *mutters under breath* Oh and the voting thing. this is what it looks like so far!
Funny: 3
Serious: 0
Two Different: 2
Funny/ Serious: 0
Emerald: Oh and angelgirl. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUESSED WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO!! *pouts* Thanks to everyone that reviews though! You guys are the greatest! I love you so much!! *starts sobbing happily before pulling Duo and Legolas in for a hug* We love you!!