A Wizard's Life for Me
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Yo ho, yo ho, a wizard's life for me!
We fly on our broomsticks and soar through the sky;
Wands up, me matey, yo ho!
We're always under an attack of some kind,
Wands up, me matey, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a wizard's life for me!
We sneak down the halls behind Filch's back,
Wands up, me matey, yo ho!
We tried very hard to get Umbridge sacked,
Wands up, me matey, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a wizard's life for me!
With "Incidio!", our things we ignite,
Wands up, me matey, yo ho!
We fight "You-Know-Who," he's really a fright,
Wands up, me matey, yo ho!

Our beaters and chasers sleep in hospital beds,
Wands up, me matey, yo ho!
In Quidditch we're nasty, we're really bad eggs,
Wands up, me matey, yo ho!

In Snape's class we think that we have it bad,
Wands up, me matey, yo ho!
But poor Harry's lived without mommy or dad,
Wands up, me matey, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a wizard's life for me!