Himiko: Ah! The beginning of a new fic! This oughta be funny! I've been doing Yu-Gi-Oh so much, I thought I should go back to InuYasha! So, I don't own InuYasha, so there. Oh, yeah, and I'm the narrator of this fic! Well, bye!
**Sengoku High**
Chapter 1: Track Meet
Himiko: Sengoku High School. A high school in present-day Tokyo with some non-present-day students. (Close up on Kagome) Meet Kagome Higurashi, a present day girl, who is the reincarnation of another student. How can this be? You'll find out. (Close up on InuYasha) This is InuYasha, a half dog-demon who is hot-headed and is a tough guy. Also is picked on by Kagome. (Close up on Miroku) Miroku. A pervert that simply can't get enough of girls. A hopeless romantic. (Close up on Sango) This is Sango, another normal girl, but in her spare time, she slays demons and slaps Miroku. (Close up on Kikyo) Meet Kikyo. She is dead, and part of her soul is in Kagome, so she has trouble making friends. She also isn't very popular. (Close up on Sesshomaru) Then you have Sesshomaru. Very popular, but dosen't see the need for all this love. On this show, we will see what happens here at Sengoku High School. Today, there's a race. Let's see what happens...
12:00 noon-one hour before the race
InuYasha: All right! You better quit while you still can, because I'm the fastest guy in this whole school!
Sesshomaru: I beg to differ.
InuYasha :Come on, Fluffy, I could beat you any day.
Sesshomaru: NO ONE CALLS ME FLUFFY! EVEN YOU!
Kagome: Uhhh....
Sango: Just ignore them.
Kagome: Sounds like a plan.
Kikyo: Why must he constantly boast?
Sango: Men are like that.
Kikyo: Of course.
Sango: It's practically the law--
InuYasha: --for me to be so fast!
Sango: You little..
(Sango chases InuYasha with a pair of running shoes)
Miroku: Wait! Come back, Sango! I haven't grabbed your butt yet! (runs to catch Sango)
Sesshomaru, Kikyo, Kagome: -_-'
Sesshomaru: Well, you might as well quit, because this is between me and InuYasha.
Kagome: Hey! Just 'cause we're not very fast dosen't mean we're quitting!
Kikyo: (stands and nods) Mhmm.
Kagome: We may prove to be better than you!
Kikyo: (nods) Mhmm.
Kagome: Or we may be beaten into the ground.
Kikyo: (nods) Mhmm--(shakes head frantically)--I mean, no. Very bad. Beating us is bad. Very bad for us.
Kagome: You can stop now.
Kikyo: I will then.
12:30 pm-lunch
Himiko: Lunch has started, and Kagome isn't too fond of hers. That and Miroku got detention.
Kagome: Ugh, this stuff tastes like someone pulled it out of the garbage!
Sango: That's because InuYasha did just that.
Kagome: Eww...Kikyo, you want this?
Kikyo: No thanks, I prefer souls.
Kagome:...Okay! Anyone want some slop? Fresh from the dumpster! Hand-picked by InuYasha!
(silence)
Kagome: That didn't work well.
(Miroku walks in)
Kikyo: Don't tell me. You got detention again.
Miroku: Yes.
Kikyo: What was it this time? Attempting to grab Sango's butt?
Miroku: Yes.
Kikyo: Okay, let's move.
(Sango, Kagome, and Kikyo move to another table, Sesshomaru and InuYasha come to Miroku's table)
InuYasha: Sango turned you down?
Miroku: Mhmm. Sesshomaru, how do you do it? You can attract girls, and I just repel them! How do you do it!?
Sesshomaru: (eating) I'm sorry, what?
Miroku: -_-' Ah, well. There is loss.
InuYasha: For you anyway.
Miroku: Don't rub it in.
Sesshomaru: Remember that we still have the race in about half an hour.
InuYasha: Yeah! And I'm gonna beat you guys into the ground! You're toast!
Sesshomaru: I think not.
InuYasha: 'I think not' yourself!
Sesshomaru: (sticks tongue out at InuYasha)
InuYasha: (sticks tongue out at Sesshomaru) yourself!
1:00 pm-time for the track meet
Himiko: 10 seconds to start, and they're all fired up.
InuYasha: Ready to get smashed?
Sango: You are so annoying. Get over it, it's just a stupid race.
InuYasha: That I'm gonna beat you all in! Hah!
Sango, Kagome, Kikyo, Miroku: Sesshomaru: -_-'
Coach: On your mark! Get set! GO!
(group starts running)
InuYasha: (catches up to Sesshomaru, who is already ahead of the group) Later!
Kagome: Ugh, even when he's just running he's like that. Kikyo, how could you put up with him?
Kikyo: (who is about 10 inches from Kagome) *pant pant* I pretended to..*pant pant*..it was more annoying *pant pant* than you think (pant pant)
Kagome: Okay...
(Near the end of the race)
InuYasha: Almost there! Just gotta reach that finish!
(a squirrel jumps through the finish)
Squirrel: Squeak!
InuYasha: WHAT?! How did he-but he-and I-but-It's just not FAIR! (sobs)
Coach: And the winner is the squirrel!
Squirrel: SQUEAK! =D
2:05 pm-1 hour and 5 minutes after the race
Himiko: InuYasha is sobbing that he lost the race to a rodent. Why? Because he's obsessed.
InuYasha: WAHHHH! ;_;
Sango: You've been crying for an hour already! GET OVER IT!
Kikyo: You really are annoying. I should have went out with Miroku last week.
Miroku: (pops out from the trash can) =D
Kikyo: No, not you.
Miroku: (slowly sinks into the trash can)
Kagome: Anyway, you should stop obsessing.
Squirrel: YEAH! I mean, SQUEAK!
(all look at squirrel, squirrel runs away)
Himiko: So InuYasha lost the race to a squirrel, ending this episode of Sengoku High. On next week's show: the 'no pets' debate: Sango argues to let her pet, Kirara, into the school.
Himiko: Well....good night!
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Himiko: Well, what do you think? Not bad for the first episode, ne?
**Sengoku High**
Chapter 1: Track Meet
Himiko: Sengoku High School. A high school in present-day Tokyo with some non-present-day students. (Close up on Kagome) Meet Kagome Higurashi, a present day girl, who is the reincarnation of another student. How can this be? You'll find out. (Close up on InuYasha) This is InuYasha, a half dog-demon who is hot-headed and is a tough guy. Also is picked on by Kagome. (Close up on Miroku) Miroku. A pervert that simply can't get enough of girls. A hopeless romantic. (Close up on Sango) This is Sango, another normal girl, but in her spare time, she slays demons and slaps Miroku. (Close up on Kikyo) Meet Kikyo. She is dead, and part of her soul is in Kagome, so she has trouble making friends. She also isn't very popular. (Close up on Sesshomaru) Then you have Sesshomaru. Very popular, but dosen't see the need for all this love. On this show, we will see what happens here at Sengoku High School. Today, there's a race. Let's see what happens...
12:00 noon-one hour before the race
InuYasha: All right! You better quit while you still can, because I'm the fastest guy in this whole school!
Sesshomaru: I beg to differ.
InuYasha :Come on, Fluffy, I could beat you any day.
Sesshomaru: NO ONE CALLS ME FLUFFY! EVEN YOU!
Kagome: Uhhh....
Sango: Just ignore them.
Kagome: Sounds like a plan.
Kikyo: Why must he constantly boast?
Sango: Men are like that.
Kikyo: Of course.
Sango: It's practically the law--
InuYasha: --for me to be so fast!
Sango: You little..
(Sango chases InuYasha with a pair of running shoes)
Miroku: Wait! Come back, Sango! I haven't grabbed your butt yet! (runs to catch Sango)
Sesshomaru, Kikyo, Kagome: -_-'
Sesshomaru: Well, you might as well quit, because this is between me and InuYasha.
Kagome: Hey! Just 'cause we're not very fast dosen't mean we're quitting!
Kikyo: (stands and nods) Mhmm.
Kagome: We may prove to be better than you!
Kikyo: (nods) Mhmm.
Kagome: Or we may be beaten into the ground.
Kikyo: (nods) Mhmm--(shakes head frantically)--I mean, no. Very bad. Beating us is bad. Very bad for us.
Kagome: You can stop now.
Kikyo: I will then.
12:30 pm-lunch
Himiko: Lunch has started, and Kagome isn't too fond of hers. That and Miroku got detention.
Kagome: Ugh, this stuff tastes like someone pulled it out of the garbage!
Sango: That's because InuYasha did just that.
Kagome: Eww...Kikyo, you want this?
Kikyo: No thanks, I prefer souls.
Kagome:...Okay! Anyone want some slop? Fresh from the dumpster! Hand-picked by InuYasha!
(silence)
Kagome: That didn't work well.
(Miroku walks in)
Kikyo: Don't tell me. You got detention again.
Miroku: Yes.
Kikyo: What was it this time? Attempting to grab Sango's butt?
Miroku: Yes.
Kikyo: Okay, let's move.
(Sango, Kagome, and Kikyo move to another table, Sesshomaru and InuYasha come to Miroku's table)
InuYasha: Sango turned you down?
Miroku: Mhmm. Sesshomaru, how do you do it? You can attract girls, and I just repel them! How do you do it!?
Sesshomaru: (eating) I'm sorry, what?
Miroku: -_-' Ah, well. There is loss.
InuYasha: For you anyway.
Miroku: Don't rub it in.
Sesshomaru: Remember that we still have the race in about half an hour.
InuYasha: Yeah! And I'm gonna beat you guys into the ground! You're toast!
Sesshomaru: I think not.
InuYasha: 'I think not' yourself!
Sesshomaru: (sticks tongue out at InuYasha)
InuYasha: (sticks tongue out at Sesshomaru) yourself!
1:00 pm-time for the track meet
Himiko: 10 seconds to start, and they're all fired up.
InuYasha: Ready to get smashed?
Sango: You are so annoying. Get over it, it's just a stupid race.
InuYasha: That I'm gonna beat you all in! Hah!
Sango, Kagome, Kikyo, Miroku: Sesshomaru: -_-'
Coach: On your mark! Get set! GO!
(group starts running)
InuYasha: (catches up to Sesshomaru, who is already ahead of the group) Later!
Kagome: Ugh, even when he's just running he's like that. Kikyo, how could you put up with him?
Kikyo: (who is about 10 inches from Kagome) *pant pant* I pretended to..*pant pant*..it was more annoying *pant pant* than you think (pant pant)
Kagome: Okay...
(Near the end of the race)
InuYasha: Almost there! Just gotta reach that finish!
(a squirrel jumps through the finish)
Squirrel: Squeak!
InuYasha: WHAT?! How did he-but he-and I-but-It's just not FAIR! (sobs)
Coach: And the winner is the squirrel!
Squirrel: SQUEAK! =D
2:05 pm-1 hour and 5 minutes after the race
Himiko: InuYasha is sobbing that he lost the race to a rodent. Why? Because he's obsessed.
InuYasha: WAHHHH! ;_;
Sango: You've been crying for an hour already! GET OVER IT!
Kikyo: You really are annoying. I should have went out with Miroku last week.
Miroku: (pops out from the trash can) =D
Kikyo: No, not you.
Miroku: (slowly sinks into the trash can)
Kagome: Anyway, you should stop obsessing.
Squirrel: YEAH! I mean, SQUEAK!
(all look at squirrel, squirrel runs away)
Himiko: So InuYasha lost the race to a squirrel, ending this episode of Sengoku High. On next week's show: the 'no pets' debate: Sango argues to let her pet, Kirara, into the school.
Himiko: Well....good night!
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Himiko: Well, what do you think? Not bad for the first episode, ne?