Disclaimer thingy: IY isn't mine. WHAAAATEVER. And neither are the quotes I used from the IY English dub, Kim Possible, and That's So Raven.
Sengoku High
Himiko: Today on Sengoku High, we introduce three new students. Koga, a wolf-demon. His motives? You'll find out soon enough. Kagura, the misfit bad girl. Also has a love for sports. Kanna, Kagura's sister, the good girl. Also likes reading. Now that these characters have enter Sengoku High, what's next for these students? Well..........
11:30 am--Algebra
Kagome: Hey, Sango.
Sango: Huh?
Kagome: Who's that kid?
Sango: There are a hundred kids in here, Kagome. Which one?
Kagome: That one. with the ponytail.
Sango: Which one with the ponytail? Do you mean Miroku?
Kagome: No...the kid with the high ponytail, pointy ears, and turquoise eyes!
Sango: I think his name is Koga.
Kagome: Oh.
Ms. Tsurugi (teacher): Class, I'd like you to meet two new students. Kagura and Kanna. They're sisters. Kagura, I believe you're older?
Kagura: No...that would be Kanna.
Ms. Tsurugi: But...you look so young, Kanna!
Kanna: ...It does not matter how young I look. I am still older than my sister, Kagura.
Ms. Tsurugi: Right...well, maybe you should take your seats.
(Kagura sits next to Kagome, Kanna sits next to Miroku)
Ms. Tsurugi: Continuing from where we left off--yes, Kagome?
Kagome: Kagura's throwing spitballs at me!
Kagura: *holding a straw, puts it behind her back* I didn't do it! Kagome's lying.
Miroku: (grabs Kagura's butt)
Kagura: (slaps Miroku)
Miroku: So close, too.
Kagome: (to Kagura) Stay away from Miroku, if you know what's good for you.
Kagura: I know what's good for me, and it dosen't involve you, him, or this dumb school.
Kagome: Witch.
Kagura: Prep.
Kagome: Airhead. (A/N: Get it? Airhead? Okay that was reeeeeeally dumb.)
Kagura: Geek.
Kagome: Fine.
Kagura: Fine.
Kagome: Fine!
Kagura: Fine!
Kagome: FINE!
Kagura: FINE!
Kanna: All right, all right, you're both fine! GYAAAHH!!!
(Class stares, surprised, at Kanna)
Kanna: I mean, ...
Class: -_-'
12:00 pm--Lunch
Himiko: The relationship between Kagura and Kagome is rocky, and speaking of relationships...
Koga: (to Sesshomaru) Who is that girl?
Sesshomaru: Her? Kira. Miroku's former girlfriend.
Koga: No, her.
Sesshomaru: Kikyo. Miroku went out with her.
Koga: No, you bat! HER!!!
Sesshomaru: That'd be Sango, who Miroku went out with twice, and hit Miroku on the head more than twice.
Koga: No, No, NO! THAT GIRL!!! The one that looks like Kikyo!
Sesshomaru: Oh. I don't know. I didn't care to learn it.
Koga: Crap. May as well ask that guy with the ears.
(Koga walks over to Inuyasha)
Koga: Hey! Who's she?
Inuyasha: Her? Kagome. She's my girlfriend.
Kagome: (from afar) AM NOT!!!!
Inuyasha: Denial. It happens. Why'd you wanna know her name?
Koga: Oh, just curious...
Inuyasha: Better not be too curious.
Koga: Okay...*hehehe*
(Koga walks over to Kagome)
Koga: Hey, gorgeous. What's a girl like you doing in a school like this?
Kagome: Eating. And it's your business because...
Koga: I'm in love with you. Go on and dump that eared guy.
Kagome: Inuyasha?
Koga: More like Inutrasha.
Kagome: Don't you ever talk about him like that! He's brave, strong, sweet (when he's not being a jerk) and he has a great name, so say it right: Inuyasha! (A/N: From the dub. Not accurate.)
Koga: She was watching dubs again. -_-'
(Kagura tosses a random glob of ramen, it hits Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: *sniffs* I smell ramen! It's close! I can feel it!
Koga: No duh, it's on your head.
Inuyasha: *sniffs* Hmm...my head smells good.
Kids in cafeteria: -_-'
1:00 pm--Science
Himiko: Things are starting to heat up with Koga. No. Really.
Koga: (on fire) GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! FIRE! FIRE! I AM BURNING!! AHHHHHHHH!
*Kikyo splashes water on Koga*
Koga: ..Thank you..I..needed that..
Kikyo: Whatever it takes to get you to shut your fanged YAP.
Miroku: Poor Koga. Girls can be cruel.
Kikyo: Not as cruel as I can be, Mr...uhh..Houshi! (A/N: I was watching the Kim Possible movie while writing most of this. ^_^')
Miroku: Houshi is not my last name.
Kikyo: Then what is it?
Miroku: (mysteriously) ...You may never know. (A/N: Watching That's So Raven the next day.)
Kikyo: Men. Hmph. I'm talking to Mrs. Hakami about getting a new partner. Apparently, BOTH of my partners are idiots.
Koga: (looks at Kagome from across the room) Uhh...I'll be right back. Need..uhh..pointers for the experiment. (Walks to Kagome)
Kagome: Ohh..uhh..Koga. What?
Koga: Please say you'll go out with me! ;_;
Kagome: I don't know...(looks at her partners, Sango and Sesshomaru) ...Sure. What harm could it do?
Inuyasha: (runs to the science room from another room for remedial math) Hey! Koga, are you cutting in on my girl?
Koga: Your girl?! Mine. No touchies.
Inuyasha: I had her first!
Koga: Well, she likes me better!
Inuyasha: DOES NOT!
Koga: DOES TOO!
Kagome: SHUT THE HECK UP!!!
(awkward silence)
Kagome: Why don't you both come, huh?
Kira (remember from the last chapter?): That would mean you're playing. Trust me. Miroku did it with me and Kikyo.
Kikyo: HEY!
Tsukame (also from last chapter): Yeah, but if Kagome can't decide on who she wants to make happy, it's her choice.
Sesshomaru: Any idea what they're talking about?
Sango: Nope. Get some pizza?
Sesshomaru: Sure.
(Sango and Sesshomaru walk out of the science room to the cafeteria, hand in hand, to get pizza)
Sango: Favorite topping?
Sesshomaru: Uhh...anchovies, youkai if possible.
Sango: I like youkai, too, (Gross!) but the best is pepperoni.
Himiko: So, there are love triangles, rectangles, and quixagarapatangles. Okay. I made that up. But love is a complicated circle. Or weratayagatopangle. I made that up, too. But, life is life, and love is some sort of shape. I don't know what! Why are you asking me?
Next time on Sengoku High: Inuyasha must take the toughest test of his life--a test of addition of single digits. How dense can one demon be? The Test of Life, Death, and One Heck of a Bad Grade.
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Inuyasha is dense, but so, in the words of Raven Baxter, "Umph!"
Sengoku High
Himiko: Today on Sengoku High, we introduce three new students. Koga, a wolf-demon. His motives? You'll find out soon enough. Kagura, the misfit bad girl. Also has a love for sports. Kanna, Kagura's sister, the good girl. Also likes reading. Now that these characters have enter Sengoku High, what's next for these students? Well..........
11:30 am--Algebra
Kagome: Hey, Sango.
Sango: Huh?
Kagome: Who's that kid?
Sango: There are a hundred kids in here, Kagome. Which one?
Kagome: That one. with the ponytail.
Sango: Which one with the ponytail? Do you mean Miroku?
Kagome: No...the kid with the high ponytail, pointy ears, and turquoise eyes!
Sango: I think his name is Koga.
Kagome: Oh.
Ms. Tsurugi (teacher): Class, I'd like you to meet two new students. Kagura and Kanna. They're sisters. Kagura, I believe you're older?
Kagura: No...that would be Kanna.
Ms. Tsurugi: But...you look so young, Kanna!
Kanna: ...It does not matter how young I look. I am still older than my sister, Kagura.
Ms. Tsurugi: Right...well, maybe you should take your seats.
(Kagura sits next to Kagome, Kanna sits next to Miroku)
Ms. Tsurugi: Continuing from where we left off--yes, Kagome?
Kagome: Kagura's throwing spitballs at me!
Kagura: *holding a straw, puts it behind her back* I didn't do it! Kagome's lying.
Miroku: (grabs Kagura's butt)
Kagura: (slaps Miroku)
Miroku: So close, too.
Kagome: (to Kagura) Stay away from Miroku, if you know what's good for you.
Kagura: I know what's good for me, and it dosen't involve you, him, or this dumb school.
Kagome: Witch.
Kagura: Prep.
Kagome: Airhead. (A/N: Get it? Airhead? Okay that was reeeeeeally dumb.)
Kagura: Geek.
Kagome: Fine.
Kagura: Fine.
Kagome: Fine!
Kagura: Fine!
Kagome: FINE!
Kagura: FINE!
Kanna: All right, all right, you're both fine! GYAAAHH!!!
(Class stares, surprised, at Kanna)
Kanna: I mean, ...
Class: -_-'
12:00 pm--Lunch
Himiko: The relationship between Kagura and Kagome is rocky, and speaking of relationships...
Koga: (to Sesshomaru) Who is that girl?
Sesshomaru: Her? Kira. Miroku's former girlfriend.
Koga: No, her.
Sesshomaru: Kikyo. Miroku went out with her.
Koga: No, you bat! HER!!!
Sesshomaru: That'd be Sango, who Miroku went out with twice, and hit Miroku on the head more than twice.
Koga: No, No, NO! THAT GIRL!!! The one that looks like Kikyo!
Sesshomaru: Oh. I don't know. I didn't care to learn it.
Koga: Crap. May as well ask that guy with the ears.
(Koga walks over to Inuyasha)
Koga: Hey! Who's she?
Inuyasha: Her? Kagome. She's my girlfriend.
Kagome: (from afar) AM NOT!!!!
Inuyasha: Denial. It happens. Why'd you wanna know her name?
Koga: Oh, just curious...
Inuyasha: Better not be too curious.
Koga: Okay...*hehehe*
(Koga walks over to Kagome)
Koga: Hey, gorgeous. What's a girl like you doing in a school like this?
Kagome: Eating. And it's your business because...
Koga: I'm in love with you. Go on and dump that eared guy.
Kagome: Inuyasha?
Koga: More like Inutrasha.
Kagome: Don't you ever talk about him like that! He's brave, strong, sweet (when he's not being a jerk) and he has a great name, so say it right: Inuyasha! (A/N: From the dub. Not accurate.)
Koga: She was watching dubs again. -_-'
(Kagura tosses a random glob of ramen, it hits Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: *sniffs* I smell ramen! It's close! I can feel it!
Koga: No duh, it's on your head.
Inuyasha: *sniffs* Hmm...my head smells good.
Kids in cafeteria: -_-'
1:00 pm--Science
Himiko: Things are starting to heat up with Koga. No. Really.
Koga: (on fire) GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! FIRE! FIRE! I AM BURNING!! AHHHHHHHH!
*Kikyo splashes water on Koga*
Koga: ..Thank you..I..needed that..
Kikyo: Whatever it takes to get you to shut your fanged YAP.
Miroku: Poor Koga. Girls can be cruel.
Kikyo: Not as cruel as I can be, Mr...uhh..Houshi! (A/N: I was watching the Kim Possible movie while writing most of this. ^_^')
Miroku: Houshi is not my last name.
Kikyo: Then what is it?
Miroku: (mysteriously) ...You may never know. (A/N: Watching That's So Raven the next day.)
Kikyo: Men. Hmph. I'm talking to Mrs. Hakami about getting a new partner. Apparently, BOTH of my partners are idiots.
Koga: (looks at Kagome from across the room) Uhh...I'll be right back. Need..uhh..pointers for the experiment. (Walks to Kagome)
Kagome: Ohh..uhh..Koga. What?
Koga: Please say you'll go out with me! ;_;
Kagome: I don't know...(looks at her partners, Sango and Sesshomaru) ...Sure. What harm could it do?
Inuyasha: (runs to the science room from another room for remedial math) Hey! Koga, are you cutting in on my girl?
Koga: Your girl?! Mine. No touchies.
Inuyasha: I had her first!
Koga: Well, she likes me better!
Inuyasha: DOES NOT!
Koga: DOES TOO!
Kagome: SHUT THE HECK UP!!!
(awkward silence)
Kagome: Why don't you both come, huh?
Kira (remember from the last chapter?): That would mean you're playing. Trust me. Miroku did it with me and Kikyo.
Kikyo: HEY!
Tsukame (also from last chapter): Yeah, but if Kagome can't decide on who she wants to make happy, it's her choice.
Sesshomaru: Any idea what they're talking about?
Sango: Nope. Get some pizza?
Sesshomaru: Sure.
(Sango and Sesshomaru walk out of the science room to the cafeteria, hand in hand, to get pizza)
Sango: Favorite topping?
Sesshomaru: Uhh...anchovies, youkai if possible.
Sango: I like youkai, too, (Gross!) but the best is pepperoni.
Himiko: So, there are love triangles, rectangles, and quixagarapatangles. Okay. I made that up. But love is a complicated circle. Or weratayagatopangle. I made that up, too. But, life is life, and love is some sort of shape. I don't know what! Why are you asking me?
Next time on Sengoku High: Inuyasha must take the toughest test of his life--a test of addition of single digits. How dense can one demon be? The Test of Life, Death, and One Heck of a Bad Grade.
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Inuyasha is dense, but so, in the words of Raven Baxter, "Umph!"