Previously: Foley the Fuchsia visits his old (and I mean OLD!) friend Hulk
Hogan.
"Foley. I need to get out of here, and see the wilderness. Ya know what I mean, brother?! I think.I think I'm gonna leave brother!"
"Leave!? Again? You know very well that you don't stay gone! You always leave and come back!"
"But this time I'm serious. I really think I need to go.brother."
"Does Zach know? He is really quite fond of you.poor, mindless kid."
"I didn't tell him, but I'm sure he won't be surprised if I just, disappeared out of nowhere.again brother."
"Well I think.oh my gosh! Look at the time.gotta go sign some books!"
"But."
"Bye."
Later that night: Hulk's birthday party.
Everyone is celebrating.except of course Hulk Hogan. Foley the Fuchsia is showing some young hobbits how to blow stuff up.
"Okay.light it and run."
But anyways, that's not important. The hobbits sing, dance, eat, blow stuff up and eat some more until it is finally time for Hulk to give his speech.
"I'm old.162 to be exact, and let's face it. I'm ruining my life staying here. I just want to say.farewell BROTHER!" Hulk straps on a belt and disappears.
"Hopefully he'll stay gone this time." An anonymous hobbit stated.
"NOOOOOO! UNCLE HULK!"
Meanwhile: Foley the Fuchsia stops by Hulk's hobbit hole where Hulk is preparing to leave.
"What happened, brother? I heard Zach's high pitched scream."
"You didn't tell him did you? He's passed out on a hillside right now."
"No.I just couldn't brother. I was going to, but then he looked at me with those big, hopeful, dumb eyes, and I couldn't break his heart.He looks up to me so much."
"He really needs a better role model.but anyways.that belt you put on.I suppose that it is staying here."
"Uh.yeah."
"You have it in your suitcase.don't you? Hulk, there are only so many magic belts in the world and they aren't meant to be used for jokes and games. They are supposed to be used for important things.like ruling a country, escaping from a truly dangerous situation, and shoplifting"
"I suppose you're right brother. You are so wise and all-knowing Foley."
"Aren't I though?"
"But, I can't part with it."
"Hulk, I think you can."
"IT'S MINE AND IF YOU TRY TO TAKE IT, HULKAMANIA IS GONNA RUN WILD ON YOU BROTHER!"
"You don't scare me, Hulk."
Foley finally convinces Hulk to leave the belt behind. After attempting to attack Foley twice Hulk finally leaves. Zach comes in to find Foley and the belt waiting for him.
"Is it true.is he gone." Zach asked, his eyes welling up with tears. "I was hoping it was all just a joke and that he would be here waiting for me. But I was wrong. OH WOE IS ME!"
"Get a grip! Just think of it this way, you just got this hobbit hole and all of Hulk's other possessions FOR FREE!"
"But the price of all this is nothing compared to the price of a wonderful uncle!" Zach can no longer hold his tears back and starts throwing a tantrum in the middle of the floor "I WANT MY UNCLE HULK BACK!"
"Oh my gosh.you'd just had a coming of age into manhood and you're acting like a two-year-old."
Just then, Zach stops his tantrum, but not because of Foley. He had just spotted a shiny gold belt on the floor.
"Foley. I need to get out of here, and see the wilderness. Ya know what I mean, brother?! I think.I think I'm gonna leave brother!"
"Leave!? Again? You know very well that you don't stay gone! You always leave and come back!"
"But this time I'm serious. I really think I need to go.brother."
"Does Zach know? He is really quite fond of you.poor, mindless kid."
"I didn't tell him, but I'm sure he won't be surprised if I just, disappeared out of nowhere.again brother."
"Well I think.oh my gosh! Look at the time.gotta go sign some books!"
"But."
"Bye."
Later that night: Hulk's birthday party.
Everyone is celebrating.except of course Hulk Hogan. Foley the Fuchsia is showing some young hobbits how to blow stuff up.
"Okay.light it and run."
But anyways, that's not important. The hobbits sing, dance, eat, blow stuff up and eat some more until it is finally time for Hulk to give his speech.
"I'm old.162 to be exact, and let's face it. I'm ruining my life staying here. I just want to say.farewell BROTHER!" Hulk straps on a belt and disappears.
"Hopefully he'll stay gone this time." An anonymous hobbit stated.
"NOOOOOO! UNCLE HULK!"
Meanwhile: Foley the Fuchsia stops by Hulk's hobbit hole where Hulk is preparing to leave.
"What happened, brother? I heard Zach's high pitched scream."
"You didn't tell him did you? He's passed out on a hillside right now."
"No.I just couldn't brother. I was going to, but then he looked at me with those big, hopeful, dumb eyes, and I couldn't break his heart.He looks up to me so much."
"He really needs a better role model.but anyways.that belt you put on.I suppose that it is staying here."
"Uh.yeah."
"You have it in your suitcase.don't you? Hulk, there are only so many magic belts in the world and they aren't meant to be used for jokes and games. They are supposed to be used for important things.like ruling a country, escaping from a truly dangerous situation, and shoplifting"
"I suppose you're right brother. You are so wise and all-knowing Foley."
"Aren't I though?"
"But, I can't part with it."
"Hulk, I think you can."
"IT'S MINE AND IF YOU TRY TO TAKE IT, HULKAMANIA IS GONNA RUN WILD ON YOU BROTHER!"
"You don't scare me, Hulk."
Foley finally convinces Hulk to leave the belt behind. After attempting to attack Foley twice Hulk finally leaves. Zach comes in to find Foley and the belt waiting for him.
"Is it true.is he gone." Zach asked, his eyes welling up with tears. "I was hoping it was all just a joke and that he would be here waiting for me. But I was wrong. OH WOE IS ME!"
"Get a grip! Just think of it this way, you just got this hobbit hole and all of Hulk's other possessions FOR FREE!"
"But the price of all this is nothing compared to the price of a wonderful uncle!" Zach can no longer hold his tears back and starts throwing a tantrum in the middle of the floor "I WANT MY UNCLE HULK BACK!"
"Oh my gosh.you'd just had a coming of age into manhood and you're acting like a two-year-old."
Just then, Zach stops his tantrum, but not because of Foley. He had just spotted a shiny gold belt on the floor.