Previously: Hulk uses his belt to escape his birthday party. Foley
confronts him about and convinces him to leave the belt behind. Zach has a
breakdown at the loss of Hulk, but the shiny belt distracts him.
"Ohhh.shiny!"
Zach runs over and picks the belt up. "Maybe you're right. Maybe it is good that uncle Hulk left."
"I wonder.Zach, throw that in the fire."
"What?! This wondrous piece of craftsmanship?!"
"Yes."
Zach tosses it in the fire.
"Why did you make me do that?"
"Watch."
The fire spit the belt back out onto the floor in front of Zach.
"Tell me, does it say anything?"
"Foley, for being a wise wizard you really don't know much. It is a belt. Belts don't have mouths."
"I meant.is there writing on it?"
"Yes, but I can quite read it."
"You're illiterate. Just when I thought that you might have half a brain cell."
"No. It's in another language."
"Bring it here then.ah, it's the language of Greenwich. It says:
Undisputed Champion
"That's it?"
"Yeah. He may have been evil, but he wasn't very creative.
Foley the Fuchsia continues by telling him the legend of the Dark Lord Vince McMahon.
"NO!" the door bursts open and in runs Michael Cole.
"What are you doing here?" Foley asked.
"Well, I saw what happened at the party and I wanted to make sure that Master Zach was okay. But then.I'm sorry.I couldn't help but overhear.you don't think that my love.I mean Zach will be in trouble."
"I should think not. As long as I stay here in the Ring, I should be okay. Don't worry about me." Zach gives MC a big hug that lasted.quite awhile.
"I'm sorry to break this big hug fest up.but I do think that you will be in danger Zach. I think that you should leave the ring for awhile."
So Zach is forced to go on a journey. The next morning Zach and MC set off.
"Foley said to meet him at Austin's Stone Cold Alcohol. That's right outside the Ring. It's at the first town of.men."
"Zach, I'm scared. I've never been this far away from home. Hold me!"
Zach put an arm around MC and they continued through a field where they ran into Billy and Chuck. Billy and Chuck have nothing better to do, so they decided to walk with their friends. Everything was going fine until Zach hears something in the distance.
"Do you hear that?"
"Hear what?" Billy asked.
"It sounds like.the revving of an engine. We better get off the road."
They no sooner get off the road when John Cena pulls up in a sports car.
Yo, yo, yo
I'm a beltphantom
And I'm looking for the one
Lord Vince wants it back
I can't rest 'til it's done
So give me that belt
You scurvy knave
Or I'll kill you
And pee on your grave
Cena drives off.
"What was that?" Chuck asked in amazement.
"I don't know. But I think that Michael and I better get to Austin's Stone Cold Alcohol. Fast."
Okay that was a really lame rap, but I couldn't think of anything better and I really didn't spend too much time on it. I promise, if he raps again (which he probably will) it will be much better!
"Ohhh.shiny!"
Zach runs over and picks the belt up. "Maybe you're right. Maybe it is good that uncle Hulk left."
"I wonder.Zach, throw that in the fire."
"What?! This wondrous piece of craftsmanship?!"
"Yes."
Zach tosses it in the fire.
"Why did you make me do that?"
"Watch."
The fire spit the belt back out onto the floor in front of Zach.
"Tell me, does it say anything?"
"Foley, for being a wise wizard you really don't know much. It is a belt. Belts don't have mouths."
"I meant.is there writing on it?"
"Yes, but I can quite read it."
"You're illiterate. Just when I thought that you might have half a brain cell."
"No. It's in another language."
"Bring it here then.ah, it's the language of Greenwich. It says:
Undisputed Champion
"That's it?"
"Yeah. He may have been evil, but he wasn't very creative.
Foley the Fuchsia continues by telling him the legend of the Dark Lord Vince McMahon.
"NO!" the door bursts open and in runs Michael Cole.
"What are you doing here?" Foley asked.
"Well, I saw what happened at the party and I wanted to make sure that Master Zach was okay. But then.I'm sorry.I couldn't help but overhear.you don't think that my love.I mean Zach will be in trouble."
"I should think not. As long as I stay here in the Ring, I should be okay. Don't worry about me." Zach gives MC a big hug that lasted.quite awhile.
"I'm sorry to break this big hug fest up.but I do think that you will be in danger Zach. I think that you should leave the ring for awhile."
So Zach is forced to go on a journey. The next morning Zach and MC set off.
"Foley said to meet him at Austin's Stone Cold Alcohol. That's right outside the Ring. It's at the first town of.men."
"Zach, I'm scared. I've never been this far away from home. Hold me!"
Zach put an arm around MC and they continued through a field where they ran into Billy and Chuck. Billy and Chuck have nothing better to do, so they decided to walk with their friends. Everything was going fine until Zach hears something in the distance.
"Do you hear that?"
"Hear what?" Billy asked.
"It sounds like.the revving of an engine. We better get off the road."
They no sooner get off the road when John Cena pulls up in a sports car.
Yo, yo, yo
I'm a beltphantom
And I'm looking for the one
Lord Vince wants it back
I can't rest 'til it's done
So give me that belt
You scurvy knave
Or I'll kill you
And pee on your grave
Cena drives off.
"What was that?" Chuck asked in amazement.
"I don't know. But I think that Michael and I better get to Austin's Stone Cold Alcohol. Fast."
Okay that was a really lame rap, but I couldn't think of anything better and I really didn't spend too much time on it. I promise, if he raps again (which he probably will) it will be much better!