Previously: Zach gains possession of the belt, which is discovered to be
the Undisputed Championship Belt. Zach and Michael joined by Billy and
Chuck set out on their journey and they run into John Cena, a beltphantom.
The group (Billy and Chuck now know what is going on) finally reaches the nearby town. Surrounded by large people they find their way to Austin's Stone Cold Alcohol. They walk in to find the owner, Steve Austin.
"What can I do for ya?"
"Um." Zach stuttered. "We are looking for Foley the Fuchsia. He should be expecting us."
"Foley?"
"Yeah."
"Great guy. He's not here though. But feel free to stay here for the night. Well, actually it's not free."
Zach and the hobbits paid for a room and then went down to the bar. It was crowded with men and serving wenches/bar hos were everywhere. A very scuzzy looking man was watching a dancing bar ho.
"Shake it Torrie. Shake it!" He told her. Then he saw the hobbits. "Hey, you! Midgets! Come here."
"Why that insolent SOB!" Chuck stated. The hobbits went over.
"I'm sorry." The man said, " I forgot, you like to be known as little people these days."
"We are hobbits!" Michael corrected.
"Never heard that before.but anyways.any of you got some singles. The ladies like it when they get a tip."
Zach and the man exchanged currency.
"Here Torrie." The man said sticking a dollar in her girdle, "I'll see you later."
He then turned to the hobbits, "My name is Test, but some people call me Andrew and I have other names.but that is unimportant. I know what you have with you, and I know what is following you."
"Here's your drink sir."
"Nidia! Haven't seen you in awhile. Next time I'm in town we need to get together."
"Okay!"
"The ladies love me." Test sighed to himself. "Anyways, I know everything."
"What do you want with us?" Zach asked.
"I want to help you. Ah, Steph!'
"What do you want?" a nearby serving wench snapped.
"I just wanted you to know that I had a great time last night."
"Test, you slime! I know that you're seeing Torrie tonight!" the wench stomped off.
"She'll be back. They always come back. Anyways, I'm a friend of Foley's and he is detained. I do not know why or how, but this cannot be good. We shall go to Toronto and seek the council of the Rock."
"Toronto! That's where the elves are!" MC squealed with joy.
Just then, Shelton Benjamin wearing a wig walks up.
"Hey baby, my name's Shamiqua. How are you doin'?"
"I'm Test, and I'm doin' much better now that you're here."
The group (Billy and Chuck now know what is going on) finally reaches the nearby town. Surrounded by large people they find their way to Austin's Stone Cold Alcohol. They walk in to find the owner, Steve Austin.
"What can I do for ya?"
"Um." Zach stuttered. "We are looking for Foley the Fuchsia. He should be expecting us."
"Foley?"
"Yeah."
"Great guy. He's not here though. But feel free to stay here for the night. Well, actually it's not free."
Zach and the hobbits paid for a room and then went down to the bar. It was crowded with men and serving wenches/bar hos were everywhere. A very scuzzy looking man was watching a dancing bar ho.
"Shake it Torrie. Shake it!" He told her. Then he saw the hobbits. "Hey, you! Midgets! Come here."
"Why that insolent SOB!" Chuck stated. The hobbits went over.
"I'm sorry." The man said, " I forgot, you like to be known as little people these days."
"We are hobbits!" Michael corrected.
"Never heard that before.but anyways.any of you got some singles. The ladies like it when they get a tip."
Zach and the man exchanged currency.
"Here Torrie." The man said sticking a dollar in her girdle, "I'll see you later."
He then turned to the hobbits, "My name is Test, but some people call me Andrew and I have other names.but that is unimportant. I know what you have with you, and I know what is following you."
"Here's your drink sir."
"Nidia! Haven't seen you in awhile. Next time I'm in town we need to get together."
"Okay!"
"The ladies love me." Test sighed to himself. "Anyways, I know everything."
"What do you want with us?" Zach asked.
"I want to help you. Ah, Steph!'
"What do you want?" a nearby serving wench snapped.
"I just wanted you to know that I had a great time last night."
"Test, you slime! I know that you're seeing Torrie tonight!" the wench stomped off.
"She'll be back. They always come back. Anyways, I'm a friend of Foley's and he is detained. I do not know why or how, but this cannot be good. We shall go to Toronto and seek the council of the Rock."
"Toronto! That's where the elves are!" MC squealed with joy.
Just then, Shelton Benjamin wearing a wig walks up.
"Hey baby, my name's Shamiqua. How are you doin'?"
"I'm Test, and I'm doin' much better now that you're here."