Previously: The four hobbits arrive at Austin's Stone Cold Alcohol to find
Foley isn't there and a scuzzy stranger named Test waiting.
Test is forced to cancel his plans with Torrie in order to stay the night with the hobbits, so they can tell their story and hide out from the belt phantoms.
"What are they?" Zach asked.
"They used to be WWE superstars, but then they accepted rings from Vince McMahon. Now they are dead, but not dead all the same."
"So they're like zombies." Michael added.
"No, they're phantoms."
"ohh."
The sounds of low riders, motorcycles and really bad Latin music fill the streets.
"The Belt phantoms!"
The belt phantoms go to the room that the belt bearer is supposed to be, and the sound of gunshots are heard, followed by the sounds of cursing.
"Damn!"
"F'n hell!"
The next morning, the group of five sets out toward Toronto. They stop at an old ruin of a watchtower for the night. In the middle of the night, Zach wakes to find the rest of the hobbits getting drunk.
"You idiots! What if the belt phantoms come!"
As though on cue, belt phantoms emerge from the woods in all directions and head toward the watchtower.
"AHHHH!"
Quickly the phantoms close in and pull out their shotguns.
"Yo, yo, yo, you best hand over that belt, fool."
Michael, Billy and Chuck turn and run, leaving Zach to fend for himself.
"Wait." feeling like there was nothing better to do, Zach straps on the belt. Everything becomes all blue and shimmers. "Ohhh, pretty."
Belt phantom Cena reaches out for the belt, but Zach turns away.
"Don't make me bust a cap."
Zach sticks out his tongue and gets shot.
"OWIE!" In the blue shimmeryness Test is seen giving belt phantoms boots to the face. Zach takes off the belt and faints.
Later
Zach is going in and out of consciousness. Test and Michael go to look for some plants to put on Zach's wound. They split off and Test finds something that he's been looking for.
"Oh! Pot!"
He frantically begins to pick some pot leafs and doesn't hear someone approach him from behind and put a gun to the back of his head.
"What's this, a pervert caught with his pants on?"
Test is forced to cancel his plans with Torrie in order to stay the night with the hobbits, so they can tell their story and hide out from the belt phantoms.
"What are they?" Zach asked.
"They used to be WWE superstars, but then they accepted rings from Vince McMahon. Now they are dead, but not dead all the same."
"So they're like zombies." Michael added.
"No, they're phantoms."
"ohh."
The sounds of low riders, motorcycles and really bad Latin music fill the streets.
"The Belt phantoms!"
The belt phantoms go to the room that the belt bearer is supposed to be, and the sound of gunshots are heard, followed by the sounds of cursing.
"Damn!"
"F'n hell!"
The next morning, the group of five sets out toward Toronto. They stop at an old ruin of a watchtower for the night. In the middle of the night, Zach wakes to find the rest of the hobbits getting drunk.
"You idiots! What if the belt phantoms come!"
As though on cue, belt phantoms emerge from the woods in all directions and head toward the watchtower.
"AHHHH!"
Quickly the phantoms close in and pull out their shotguns.
"Yo, yo, yo, you best hand over that belt, fool."
Michael, Billy and Chuck turn and run, leaving Zach to fend for himself.
"Wait." feeling like there was nothing better to do, Zach straps on the belt. Everything becomes all blue and shimmers. "Ohhh, pretty."
Belt phantom Cena reaches out for the belt, but Zach turns away.
"Don't make me bust a cap."
Zach sticks out his tongue and gets shot.
"OWIE!" In the blue shimmeryness Test is seen giving belt phantoms boots to the face. Zach takes off the belt and faints.
Later
Zach is going in and out of consciousness. Test and Michael go to look for some plants to put on Zach's wound. They split off and Test finds something that he's been looking for.
"Oh! Pot!"
He frantically begins to pick some pot leafs and doesn't hear someone approach him from behind and put a gun to the back of his head.
"What's this, a pervert caught with his pants on?"