DISCLAIMER: If I am not the owner of Super Smash Brothers Melee, let me have a 100-ton safe dropped on my head… ::Whooshing noise as safe comes crashing down:: …….. AND LIVE!!!!! ::dust cloud:: By the way… There's some swearing in this chapter, but it's bleeped out as best as possible. So enjoy. To the best of your ability and to the extent of your minute amount of knowledge. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! And just for the record, I also do NOT own Annie, The Music Man, the Wizard of Oz, Guys & Dolls, or Evita. Just, you know. For the record. Heh heh.
Falco: ::still screaming from the end of C. 1:: ……AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! ::pant, pant:: That gave me disturbing images!!
Megun-chan: ::smiles:: ^ - ^ And you'll have nightmares for the rest of the week!!
Mario: I-a have a question.
Megun-chan: I may have an answer (My old theatre teacher always said that. Beth, aishiteru!!)
Mario: What-a did you tell-a Falco?
Megun-chan: ::smiles innocently:: That Fox is his secret lover.
Mario:…………………………………. You're-a right. That is-a disturbing!
Megun-chan: I know! But it's not true. Falco's heart belongs to Katt. And Fox… well… ::ducks under a cannonade of laser fire, charge shots, Bob-ombs, and the occasional Mr. Saturn::
Chap. 2-
Melee, Annoying Musicals, and a Lil' Bit O' Pixy Misa
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In the real world…
RING!!
Mom: Hello?
Person: Hi, is Megun-chan home?
Mom: Hi Tabby! No, Megun-chan isn't here. She, Keyiko, Aya, JJ, and Chrissy went somewhere with a bunch of video game characters and won't be back for a long time.
Tabby: ……………………………………………….Okay? Hold on… how many other people?
Mom: 26, more or less.
Tabby: And were some of the boys extremely good-looking?
Mom: I guess… Megun-chan had better not be dating all of them-
Tabby: OkaythanksgottagotalktoyalaterBYE!!!
CLICK!!
The teenager with the curly dark hair named Tabby sits on a chair and puts her head in her chin.
Tabby: So they're in Melee? How the $%^@ did they get in there?
POP!!
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In Peach's Castle…
Everyone is just hunky-dory and peachy-keen today. JJ has another secret stash of pocky (This one complete with a secret code only she knew), and Megun-chan has her peas and gummies. The only problem is… the Smashers have discovered Megun-chan often gets very hyper for whatever reason, and today she is running around singing annoying songs from musicals; this annoys the Smashers and the other four girls to no end.
Megun-chan: ::at the top of her voice:: THE SUN'LL COME OUT, TOMORROW, BETCHA BOTTOM DOLLAH THAT TOMORROW, THERE'LL BE SUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
Samus: God almighty make it STOP!!!
JJ: ::shoots Megun-chan:: Shut the @!#$ up!! ::goes back to being her flirty self with Marth and eating pocky::
Zelda: I must admit… I do hate that song, but you didn't have to shoot her.
Megun-chan: ::magically revived:: To-MORROW, to-MORROW!!! I LOVE YA, to-MORROW!!! YOU'RE ONLY A DAAAAAAAAAAY AAAAAAAAA- WAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
JJ: ::shoots her again; this time burying her in the ground complete with funeral outfit and black rose:: I hate it when you do that. ::runs back to Marth::
The ground suddenly explodes, and Megun-chan comes out again.
Aya: NOOOOOO!!!! SHE'S WORSE THAN THE BANSHEE WE HEARD THE OTHER DAY!!!
Keyiko: Don't remind me.
Megun-chan: EEEEEEEEEEES-ay STREEEEEEE-tah!!! EASY STREEEEEEEE-tah!!!!! WHEEEEEEEERE YA SLEEEEEP TILL NOOOOOOOOON!!! YEAH YEAH YEAH!!! YEAH YEAH YEAAAAH!!!
Young Link: Oh Goddesses just shoot me now! Cease the pain!!
Megun-chan: MOVE THEM FEEEEEEEE-tah!! TO EEEEEE-say STREEEEE-tah!!!! THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOOOOOOOOOOO-NAAAAAAAAAAAAA ::deep breath: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! ::bows and passes out:: That's all… thank you…
All: ……………………
Capt. Falcon: ::applauds::
Chrissy: ::from on Tamahome's lap:: Shut up Captain Crunch.
Capt. Falcon: ::pouts::
Falco: Yeay! She's dead!!!
Aya: OH THANK GAWD!!!!!!
JJ: You mean she's worse than shields??
Aya: Don't start with me. (A/N: Inside joke)
Link: ::changing the subject:: She died just like Mikau!!
Megun-chan: ::revived and in a Mikau-like voice:: BABAY!!!
Keyiko: Okay, no more gummies for you.
JJ: CRAP! I ran out of pocky! ::grabs Marth's arm and runs away into secret room::
Aya: Who wants to know what they're doing??
Keyiko: ::peaks into room:: GASP!!!! JJ and Marth are… MAKING OUT!!!!
Everyone Else: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! O.o
Aya: ::shoves Keyiko out of the way:: Where? Where? Lemme see!!
Keyiko: Uh… I was j/k…
The door suddenly flies open and the people in the room hear heavenly music.
Heavenly Music: Aaaah!!
All: -_-;;…….
JJ and Marth come back into the room, each carrying a box of strawberry pocky.
Aya: Ohhhh… you got the pocky as a bribe for-
All: DROP IT AYA!!!!!
Ness: Hey, don't pick on Aya-chan!!
Aya: He called me Aya-chan ::huggies::
Ness: ::blush and huggies::
As everyone is laughing…
Chrissy: Hey, what's this? ::digs through gym bag and pulls out a white packet:: What's this say? Su…u…gar… sugar. Hey, wonder what that is. ::opens packet::
FX: RRRRRRRRRRIP!!!!!!!
Everyone but Chrissy froze.
Mewtwo: What the-?! Chrissy has sugar!!!! O.o
Falco: PUT THAT DOWN!!!!!!!
Chrissy: ……okay! ::drops packet::
Donkey Kong: ::picks up packet:: It's… EMPTY?!
Zelda: DON'T SWALLOW IT CHRISSY!!!!!!
Chrissy: Oops… I already did.
JJ: AAAAAAAH!!! ::runs away with Marth::
Keyiko: AAAAAAAH!!! ::hugs Roy's neck::
Aya: AAAAAAAH!!! ::squeezes Ness::
Ness: ::chokes:: Aah…
Megun-chan: AAAAAAAH!!! ::hides behind Fox::
Everyone but Chrissy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Due to the huge amount of sugar in her system, Chrissy magically undergoes a transformation into…
Person: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!!!
Smashers: AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! KODACHI!!!!!!!! O.o
JJ: No you bakas it's-
Pixy Misa: MAHOU SHOJO PIXYYYYYYYY MISAAAAA!!!!!!! :)
Megun-chan: This is trouble!! ::brainwave:: With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for POOOOOL!!!!
Pixy Misa: What the hell?
Megun-chan: ::starts singing songs from the Music Man, oblivious to what's going on:: SEVENTY-SIX TROMBONES…. UH…. SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING…
Pixy Misa: ::hits Megun-chan with her wand:: BAKA!!!!
Tamahome: CHRISSY!!!!! T - T
JJ: It's still Chrissy but she turns into Pixy Misa when too much sugar is in her blood.
Pixy Misa: You're correct! And now I have to conjure up a Love-Love monster for you to see 3!!
4 girls: $h!t!!!
Pixy Misa: CALLING MYSTICS!!!!! ::waves wand around, lots of pretty lights and cool music::
Kid Smashers (Ness, Young Link, Kirby, Ice Climbers, & Pokémon except Mewtwo): Ooh Aah!!!
Fox: STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE AT A FIREWORKS SHOW WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!
Pixy Misa: GO GameCube Girl!!!
A nearby GameCube suddenly begins to glow pink, becomes much bigger, and grows arms, legs, and a head.
Adult Smashers (Everyone Else): $H!T!!!!!
Kid Smashers: COOL!!!!
GameCube Girl: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!! ::sends out controller cord-like thingies that attack everyone as they panic and run away::
Tamahome: Noooo!!!!! Chrissy!!!!!!!!! T - T
Roy and Marth grab Tamahome's arms and drag him away from the rampaging GameCube Girl and Pixy Misa. The Smashers and their friends/girlfriends run and run and run and run until they are able to hide in the big open foyer.
Samus: ::out of breath:: I… would like to know… who the H-E-double-hockey-sticks brought the sugar!!!
Popo: ::looks at Gym bag he took:: The gym bag says "Douglas… J… Falcon… -_-;;"
Capt. Falcon: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!!!!! Er… um… WHO could THAT be?
All: ::glare::
Capt. Falcon: What?
The Smashers and the four girls are about to beat the crap out of C. Falcon when two long black sinewy death-ensuing cords attack them.
All: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
GameCube Girl: OHOHOHOHOH!!! I found you!! I win!!
Samus: OK I've had enough. Let's kick her @$$.
Link: Right! We're Smashers! If we can't beat her, we'll look like idiots.
Falco: ……….. I'm not even gonna say anything.
Fox: Nice to hear it.
The Smashers step forward, each getting into a fighter stance.
Pixy Misa: OHOHOHO!!! You want to fight me?
The Smashers pay no attention to her and charge towards GameCube Girl. Samus, Marth, Roy, the Links, Fox, and Falco start off with a barrage of laser fire, homing missiles, and swords, etc. Everyone else comes up and got a few punches and kicks in as well.
Megun-chan: I wanna fight too!!
Keyiko: Yeah we all do!!!
Other girls: Yeah!!
So the girls jump in the brawl as well. Aya and Keyiko find some paper fans lying around and hit the GameCube Girl over the head. Megun-chan finds a hammer and runs after the Love-Love Monster (who is running in terror) waving it around like crazy. And JJ finds an empty box of Pocky and throws it at GameCube Girl. After this final attack, GameCube Girl is exhausted. A final blow from Mario (Megun-chan: Hey, that rhymes!! ::prances around singing:: Final blow from Mario!! Oh no!! Aya: ::whacks Megun-chan) turns the GameCube Girl back to normal.
Pixy Misa: Awwwwwwwww… :(
Everyone Else: YEAY!!!!!!!!
Girls: WE DID IT!!!! ::go up to their boyfriends and exchange hugs::
Tamahome: CHRISSY!!!! ::runs up to Pixy Misa and takes her hands:: Are you all right? We're so sorry!!
Falco: We are?
SMACK!!!
Falco: Itai…
Pixy Misa: ::whacks Tamahome with her wand:: THE NAME'S PIXY MISA!!!!!
Tamahome: Ah… owies… Gomen… T - T
Pixy Misa: Is okay, Pixy Misa forgives silly Tamahome ::jumps into his arms::
All seems to be back to normal, or at least until…
CRASH!!!
All: Now what?
Samus: ::looks outside:: Hey, it's that other girl!!
Nana: What other girl?
Samus: The one with the dark hair that likes Link.
Link: …………………..Eep! ::hides behind Zelda::
Ganondorf: Whimp! Hiding behind a girl!! :P
Link: ::draws sword and Ganondorf and he get in a fight::
The door opens. Everyone but Link and Ganondorf freeze in place.
Tabby: Hello…? ::spots Ganondorf use his Warlock Punch on Link:: AAAAAAH!!!!!! STOP HURTING LINK!!!!! ::stomps over and beats up Ganondorf, much sweeter, to Link:: Are you okay?
Link: ::looks up and blushes::
Tabby: ::blushes::
Aya: Awww… another sappy Anime love scene… complete with flowers and corny music… ::glomps Ness::
FX: ::sound of music being shut off::
All: What the @$^*?!
In the background, JJ is chasing Megun-chan around the castle.
Megun-chan: SomeWHEEEEEEEEERE OVER THE RAINBOOOOOOOOW!!!!!! BLUUUUUUUUUUUEBIIIIIIIIIIRDS FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
JJ: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!
Megun-chan: BIIIIIIIIIIIRDS FLYYYYYYYYYY OVER THE RAINBOOOOOOOOOW WHY THEN OH WHYYYYYY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T IIIIIIIIIIIIIII???
Tabby: She had the peas and gummies again, didn't she?
Jigglypuff: ::nods:: Jigglypuff.
Megun-chan: IF HAPPY LITTLE BLUEBIRDS FLYYYYYYY BEYOND THE RAINBOW WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII????? ::runs out of breath and passes out::
All: -_-;;;
Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff!!
Tabby: What'd she say?
Mewtwo: ::with a look of horror on his face:: She said "I can sing much better… wanna see?" O.o
Popo: Wow, all those words in one word? Wait…
All: Uh-oh…
So, Jigglypuff sings her song and everyone falls asleep, except Megun-chan who is already passed out. And Pixy Misa returns to being Chrissy because the sugar fuel has run out.
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The hours pass…
Aya: ::wakes up to find herself on the floor holding Ness like stuffed animal. On her face, in accordance to Jigglypuff's ways, was random markings:: AAAAAAAH!!!!
Ness: ::wakes up and sees what position he's in and what's on his face:: AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Roy: ::wakes up and finds Megun-chan really close to him and what's on his face:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: ::wakes up and sees what's on their faces:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Mr. Game & Watch: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!! ::makes annoying bell noises::
Keyiko: Whadhesay?
Tabby: Seeing as it's Mr. Game & Watch, I don't think we wanna know.
The Pokémon: ::nod::
Chrissy: Anyways… TABBY!!!! ::the other five girls go up and hug their friend::
Tabby: MINNA!!!!! ::glomps the girls::
Smashers: -_- ;;;
Megun-chan: How did you get here?
Tabby: I dunno I was in my room and I heard a popping noise suddenly I found myself in the Mushroom Kingdom adventure level so I ran and ran and ran along the way I had to kick some Yoshi Goomba and Koopa butt but that's okay then I found myself here at the castle wow I really like this castle did you know Harry Potter was set in a real castle I like Harry Potter did you know the guy who composed the music to that did the music for Star Wars as well I like Star Wars did you know Boba Fett and Jango Fett are related I bet you did they're also both bounty hunters hey that reminds me we have bounty hunters here like Samus and Capt. Falcon……….
All: ………………. Okay!!
Tabby: …so anyways… ::sees Link again:: HI LINK!!!!!! ::glomps Link::
Link:………….. Help….
Zelda: :(
Megun-chan: ::makes a peace sign:: I win!!
THE END
Megun-chan: ::runs across screen:: I GOT THE HORSE RIGHT HERE HIS NAME IS PAUL REVERE AND HERE'S THE GUY THAT SAYS IF THE WEATHER'S CLEAR CAN DO!!! CAN DO!!! THIS GUY SAYS THE HORSE CAN-!!
All: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! ::chase after Megun-chan with an assortment of weapons (Ganondorf has the big sword he never uses in a Melee fight)::
THE END?
JJ: Megun-chan's unavailable right now so we're here to do the ending!!!
Aya: Will we ever see the infamous Pixy Misa again?
Chrissy: OF COURSE!!!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!
Aya:……. $h!t….
Keyiko: WILL Megun-chan ever stop singing annoying musical songs?
Megun-chan: ::Being beaten up by the Smashers:: DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTIIIIIIIIINA!!! THE TRUTH IS I NEEEEEEEEEEVER LEFT YOU!!!! ALL THROUGH MY WILD DAYS, MY MAD-
Keyiko: SHUT UP!!!!!!! ::Throws a Bob-omb into the fight.
JJ: Save me!!!! ::pulls out Ken doll and rips Ken's head off::
Megun-chan: Aah!! Ken-chan!!! ::glares at JJ::
JJ: No, it's not Kaiser-boy, sweetie. Someone else.
Megun-chan: …………………'kay.
Tabby: All that and more in the next chapter!!!