Chap. 3:
The Quest For the… Dragonballs?!
It has been almost two weeks since the arrival of Tabby, and all the girls really feel at home, even with Megun-chan's constant fighting with Falco and Kirby. And something else happened as well…
In Peach's cafeteria… dining room… er, place where everyone ate and could do whatever…
JJ: I just realized something!!
Chrissy: Ooooooh no. You didn't find the Asshole Shrine again, didja?
JJ: ::sigh:: No. I noticed that all the girls here had boyfriends of some form. I mean, for instance, I've got Marth… ::looks over and waves to Marth, who smiles and in turn gets smacked by Young Link. JJ Marches over there and beats the crap out of Young Link, fusses over Marth, then returns to the table where the girls were eating and continues as cool as ever:: Chrissy has Tamahome, Aya has Ness… I guess…
Megun-chan: ::about to hit Kirby with his own mallet:: Hey, that rhymes!!
JJ: Whatever. Keyiko has Roy, Tabby has Link… sort of.
Tabby: What do you MEAN sort of!? :(
JJ: ……Nothin'. Megun-chan… well… ::looks outside to see Megun-chan chasing a Bullet Bill with Kirby's mallet::… well, I don't know who she likes.
Aya: Well, goodie for us but what about the other girls?
JJ: ::glare:: I'm GETTING to that!!
Keyiko: Yeah, Aya, let JJ continue. It's important that everyone has someone to love. As they say… ::glances at Aya::
Aya: ::holds up a gun filled with a new round:: JJ, you were saying?
JJ: Rrrrrrrrrright. Anyway, Peach has Mario, Zelda has Link-
Tabby: ::sniffle, sob:: But so do I!!
JJ: Well, she has Young Link.
Tabby: ::abruptly stops crying:: OK.
JJ: And I guess we COULD say Samus has Capt. Falcon, but…
The girls duck as Samus's charge shot races over their heads. Capt. Falcon jumps on their table and instantly hops to another as about five of Samus's missiles hit the table. The bounty-hunter-slash-racer hops from table to table as a PO'ed Samus tears through- yes, THROUGH- the table and ran after Falcon, yelling something about perverts and S'mores. The girls look at the broken table, look in the direction Samus and Capt. Falcon had gone off in, gather the remnants of their lunches and move to a table in the corner.
JJ: I stand corrected.
Aya: Capt. Falcon is SO dead when I get my hands on him.
Chrissy: I like him.
All four other girls gawked at Chrissy.
Chrissy: What? He gave me sugar!!
Tabby: Chrissy never take candy from strangers especially if they happen to be perverted bounty hunters like Boba Fett and Jango Fett are good examples of that they're from Star Wars hey once I confused Star Wars with Star Trek I like Star Trek you know that one bald commanded dude-
Megun-chan: ::coming back in, slightly singed:: Who, Patrick Stewart?
Tabby: Yeah him hey "Stewart" reminds me of Stuart Little that annoying mouse you know he's got a sequel coming out well, I don't want to see it anyway what was I talking about oh yeah Patrick Stewart hey Patrick reminds me of Patrick the starfish from Spongebob Squarepants!
Aya: What is she talking about again?
Mewtwo: She lost me somewhere between Star Wars and Spongebob.
Tabby: Here I am getting off subject well anyway what was I talking about oh yeah the bald guy you know he was in X-men he was the psychic dude-
Keyiko: The GIRL!?
Tabby: STOP INTERRUPTING ME!!!! :( And no he was the BALD psychic dude hey that reminds me we have psychic dudes here like Ness and Mewtwo and-
ZZAP!!!
Tabby faints as something small shocked her from behind.
Pichu: Pichu!! (Dem that was annoying!!)
JJ: AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! You're so CYUUTE!!!! ::hugs Pichu:: Marth, can we adopt him?
Marth: Uhhhh… yeah, sure!!
JJ: YEAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Megun-chan: Awwww… I wanna adopt someone!!
BOOM!!!
Everyone jumps involuntarily as a loud earthquake shakes the castle.
Ice Climbers: OMG THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!
JJ: No it was probably just a Bullet Bill. Hey, Peach, by the way…
Peach: Hai?
JJ: How can this castle take so many hits from Bullet Bills and still be standing?
Peach:………………… Good insurance?
JJ: Hmmmm….
Megun-chan: Sounded like a spaceship crashed. Maybe it was Samus about to squash Capt. Falcon like a…
Tamahome: Bug?
Megun-chan: … I wasn't going to say that.
Chrissy: DON'T CONTRADICT MY TAMA!!!!!
Tamahome: DON'T CALL ME THAT I'M NOT A BLOODY CAT!!!!!
Chrissy: Awwwww…. Ok T - T
Kirby: Let's go see! Let's go see!
They all go to the scene of the explosion to find a giant crater right outside the castle. Megun-chan gets an idea and shove Falco and Kirby into it. As the two fall, Capt. Falcon falls from the top of the castle and gets a head start on the "race" to the bottom. Everyone looks up to see Samus dusting her hands off and jumping off the roof, drawing a couple gasps from the kids.
Tabby: ::magically revived:: Oh. So that's where they went.
Capt. Falcon lands in the crater, close to a glowing orange ball with a single red star in the middle. Falco and Kirby land a few seconds later.
Capt. Falcon: Oooh! Pretty glowing thingie!!
Samus: Moron.
The girls, however, are interested to see what the "pretty glowing thingie" is. As they look at it, they recognize what it is.
Megun-chan: Oh noooo…
Aya: Woah…
JJ: First Tamahome, now this? What's next, Spongebob? Inu-yasha?
Tabby: You know what would be really scary was if this suddenly turned into a parody of Sailor and the Seven Balls…
All but Capt. Falcon: ::cringe::
Tabby: The Sailor Senshi have really big boobs in that but that's okay 'cause they have big boobs in the original manga by Naoko Takenouchi hey that's the name of one of Sakura's friends in Cardcaptor Sakura that's done by the same people who do Magic Knight Rayearth did you know that and did you also realize that Hikaru from Magic Knight Rayearth looks like Ranma from Ranma ½ but only when he's a girl…
Ness: Wait a second, what ARE these things?
The girls begin to explain about the Dragonballs, and how if all seven of them were gathered in one place they would summon a dragon to grant wishes.
Ganondorf: Heh heh heh… finally!
Bowser: A foolproof plan for WORLD DOMINATION!!!!! :D
Megun-chan: Wait… for safety reasons, Bowser, Ganondorf, Mewtwo, and Capt. Falcon can't wish for anything.
Afore mentioned: AWWWWWWW!!!!!!! WHY?!?!?!
Aya: Because Ganondorf, Bowser, and Mewtwo would just want world domination and we can't allow that. And the Cappy, well… yeah.
All: ::another cringe:: Ewww…
Capt. Falcon: Yep! And she's actually gonna enjoy it, too. Not surprisingly…
He takes off once again as Samus dashes after him, waving her plasma cannon and yelling profanities and something about perverts and tacos.
JJ: ::is flirting with Marth and suddenly gets a brainwave:: Hey, Megun-chan! Can't we bring people back to life with the Dragonballs?
Megun-chan: Yeah… oh!! ::calls to Samus:: Samus!! You want us to bring your baby back with the Dragonballs!?
Everyone but JJ: O.o Baby!?
Samus is in Megun-chan's face, dead serious. Capt. Falcon, who is well in Fourside, turns around to see if Samus is still behind him. Unfortunately, he falls off one of the buildings.
Capt. Falcon: AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhh…
Samus: Talk.
Megun-chan: ::nervous:: W-we can b-bring your baby b-back to life with the Dragonballs… w-we can wish for any- anything…
Samus: ::shiny eyes:: REALLY?!
Megun-chan: Y-yeah…
Chrissy: Wait a sec, hold everything… Samus has a baby?! O.o
Samus: Well… technically, it is my baby.
Falco: "It"?
Samus: ::gives Falco The Look:: Yeah, it's- or it was- a baby Metroid. I found its egg after I destroyed the Queen Metroid. It hatched and it thought I was its mother.
Everyone Else: Awwww…
Samus: ::teary-eyed:: But it got kidnapped from me by Ridley and I had to go save it, right? Well, when I saw it again it was a normal Metroid and… ::sniffle, sob:: it attacked me 'cause it didn't know who I was…
Everyone Else: ::shiny-eyed::
Samus: ::sniffle, sob:: And when I tried to destroy the Mother Brain-
Other Smashers: Again!?
Keyiko: YOU'RE RUINING THE MOOD OF THE STORY!!!!!!!!!! :(
Smashers Except Samus: :(
Megun-chan: Yeah, I know how you feel…
Samus: ::sniffle:: Well, anyway, when I fought the Mother Brain, I almost didn't make it. But then… but then… the not-so-baby baby Metroid came and drained Mother Brain's energy, and gave it to me… but- but- but Mother Brain attacked it and it… ::wails:: DIED!!!!!!
Everyone Else: ::in tears:: Waaaaaah!!!! T - T
Megun-chan: ::crying:: What a sad story!!!! ::sniffle, sob:: I need a hug!
JJ: ::sniffle, huggies::
Megun-chan: ::sniff:: Thanks…
Samus: ::in tears:: So… now you know… T - T
Zelda: Waaah!!!! Samus I'm sorry we had to make you relive that horrible memory!!
Peach: Me too!!!!!! T - T
Samus: ::sniffles and sobs to the point of hyperventilating::
Falco: Okay, okay, it wasn't THAT sad. Stop crying before you suffocate yourself!!
All: ::glare:: :(
Falco: Well, I LOVE you guys too!! The one time I'm actually nice on PURPOSE everyone gangs up on me!! :(
Megun-chan: Yeah that's the point.
Samus: ::stops crying:: Well now we're going to get all those Dragonballs and Metroid-chan can come back!! So what are we doin' standing around talking!! LET'S START LOOKIN', EVERYONE!!
Later…
Upon deciding that the other six Dragonballs were nowhere near there, the Smashers and the girls decide to leave for… elsewhere. Megun-chan is inside the Great Fox's cockpit tampering with the controls (Fox: And by "tampering" you mean "screwing everything up" Megun-chan: Mmm-hmm!! Fox: Oh. HEY!!!!!!!!) when she accidentally hits a button. Suddenly, a green screen (Megun-chan: Hey, that-!! Falco: Yes, we know it rhymes. Megun-chan: YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE ANY FUN :P!!!!!!!) pops up, with a yellow blinking light in the center.
Megun-chan: Ooooooh!!! Lookie!!
Samus: What the heck is that!?
Megun-chan: Looks like the Dragonball-finder screen thingie they use on TV!
Samus: "TV"…?
Megun-chan: ::ignoring Samus:: I see no other yellow blinking thingies. That means there aren't any Dragonballs anywhere near here.
Chrissy: So we need to look EVERYWHERE!?
Megun-chan: Well……… yes.
THE END?
Nana: Ending credits!!! My turn!!
Popo: No, mine!!!
Nana/Popo (Alternating): My turn!!! ::get into fight::
Bowser: What interesting events will happen next time?! And what was with the anticlimactic ending?
Falco: Amazing, Bowser. Did you learn that word all by yourself?
Bowser: Grrrrr…. :(
Mewtwo: And why didn't Megun-chan let Bowser, Ganondorf, and me vote?
Mewtwo, Bowser, Ganondorf: DISCRIMINATION!!!! :(
Aya: And why did Samus keep mentioning perverts and foodstuffs in the same sentence?
Mewtwo: I assume it's because-
Megun-chan: Hey, Mewtwo, did you know that when you assume something you make an @$$ out of you and me?
Mewtwo: …………………Shut up.