Aya: ::is sleeping and suddenly wakes up:: SHE WAS HUNGRY!!!

Others: What the %#&?!

Aya: Why Samus kept mentioning perverts and food in the same sentence!!! 'Cause she was hungry!!

Mewtwo: No $h!t! I could have told you that. I was going to say that in the previous chapter, but… ::glares at Megun-chan::

Megun-chan: ::makes peace sign:: =^ - ^-V

Capt. Falcon: Ooh….

Samus: Yeah.

Capt. Falcon: So you really do-

Samus: No.

Chap. 4:

The Great Voice-Actor Revelation!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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As the Great Fox flew through the time-space continuum (Hee-hee, I learned that word today), headed for who-knows where, its inhabitants began to wonder if they'd ever find the Dragonballs.

Megun-chan: ::singing to the "Blue's Clues" theme:: We are lookin' for Dragonballs, we are lookin' for Dragonballs, we are lookin' for Dragonballs, wonder where they are? We are lookin' for Dragonballs…

Well, not really…

Bowser: Wouldn't you rather sing something else?

Megun-chan: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………..

Keyiko: Don't hurt yourself… wait… ::chanting:: Hurt yourself!! Hurt yourself!! Hurt yourself!!

Megun-chan: ::snaps fingers:: I GOT IT!! ::sings:: Ninety-nine bottles of coke on the wall-

Keyiko: Beer!

Keyiko & Megun-chan: Ninety-nine bottles of coke…

Keyiko: Beer!

Roy, Ice Climbers: ::join in:: Ya take one down, pass it around, ninety-eight bottles of coke on the wall-

Keyiko, Roy: Beer!

Samus, Aya: ::also joining in:: Ninety-eight bottles of coke on the wall-

Keyiko, Aya, Roy: Beer!

Samus, Aya, Roy, Ice Climbers, Megun-chan, Keyiko: Ninety-eight bottles of coke…

Keyiko, Aya, Roy: Beer!

Ninety-seven bottles of coke (Keyiko: BEER!!) later…

Megun-chan, Keyiko, Roy, Ice Climbers, Samus, Aya, Ness, Fox, JJ, Marth, Tabby, Link, Zelda, Young Link, Capt. Falcon, Peach, DK, Mario, Dr. Mario, Luigi: Ya take one down, pass it around, one bottle of coke on the wall (Keyiko, Roy, Aya, Capt. Falcon: BEER!!)!! One bottle of coke on the wall (Keyiko, Roy, Aya, Capt. Falcon: BEER!!), one bottle of coke (Keyiko, Roy, Aya, Capt. Falcon: BEER!!)!! Ya take one down, pass it around, no more bottles of coke on the wall (Keyiko, Roy, Aya, Capt. Falcon: BEER!!)!!

Falco: ::sigh, relief:: Finally.

Megun-chan: How long has it been?

Capt. Falcon: An hour or so.

Young Link: Are we there yet?

Falco, Bowser, Ganondorf, Mewtwo: No.

Megun-chan: THEN WE MUST SING IT AGAIN!!!

Everyone but Bowser, Mewtwo, Falco, and Ganondorf: Ninety-nine bottles of coke on the wall (Keyiko, Roy, Aya, Capt. Falcon: Beer!!), ninety-nine bottles of coke (Keyiko, Roy, Aya, Capt. Falcon: Beer!!)….

1187 bottles of coke (Keyiko, Roy, Aya, Capt. Falcon: Beer!!) later...

Captain Falcon is the only one left singing. Everyone else gave up ages ago.

Capt. Falcon: Ya… take onedown… pasitaround… nomowre bottles of… beerondawall… ::passes out::

Everyone else: -_-;;………..

Samus: Yay!! ::throws confetti at Capt. Falcon::

Keyiko: …………………Hey, if we're all here, who's driving the Great Fox?

Everyone but the Cappy: ……………………………………CRAP!!!!!!!!!!

CRASH!!

Everyone fell head over heels as the Great Fox came to a sudden halt.

Fox: WTF?!?!?!? MEGUN-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

Megun-chan: I didn't do it!!!! ::screams, hides::

Fox: YES YOU DID YOU SCREWED UP THE GREAT FOX!!!!!! YOU SAID SO YOURSELF!!! (A/N: from previous chappie)

Megun-chan: STOP YELLING!!!

Tamahome: Yeah don't yell at Megun-chan. She didn't do anything. We-

Chrissy: ::gasp:: TAMAHOME!! ::sniffle, sob:: I thought you loved me…

Tamahome: I DO but we-

Fox: Oh, so now everyone gangs up on me. What the @#&$ am I, the bad guy?

Nana: ::gasp:: Fox said a BAD WORD!!!!

Falco: ::scoff:: And that's usually my job! Glory hog.

Fox: STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!!

Falco: I'M NOT YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Megun-chan: Now you know how I felt!!! :P

Fox: T - T Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

JJ: Everyone SHUT UP!!! ::instant silence:: Stop picking on Fox! Now he's gonna go curl up in a corner, rock back and forth and say "I'm not a bad guy!" over and over again!!

Everyone else but Fox: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!

Marth: You're lucky I'm not the jealous type :P!

JJ: :/

Marth: Naw, j/k.

Fox: Well….. I wasn't gonna do that, but… thanks for the idea.

Tamahome: EVERYONE SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU WE $%&*ING HIT SOMETHING!!!!

All: …………………………………………………………….. Nani?

They all went outside the Great Fox and found themselves on a flat, desert-type area. Tamahome was right: the Great Fox did hit something. The fat pink guy who's hand was resting on the nose of the Great Fox seemed to have stopped it.

Smashers: ……………………. Huh?

All girls but Megun-chan: Holy crap………

Megun-chan: I like him! He's cute!!

Pink Guy: Buu?

All: O.o uh………..

Before anything else could be done, another guy floated down and landed in front of them all.

Guy: Who are you? And where did you come from?

Roy: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…….

Falco: We came from Fairy Land.

All: ::facefault:: Ok……………

Falco: I've always wanted to say that… -_-V ::to self:: I can't believe what a dork I am…

Megun-chan: ::has been staring at the pink guy, trying to recognize him:: HEY!!!!! That be MAJIN BUU!!!!

Keyiko: GOOD JOB, Megun-chan!!

Megun-chan: ::points to other guy:: And you're the old ghoul… wait… wrong anime…

JJ: Bobbity, hon. Bobbity.

Megun-chan: Oh yeah.

Bobbity: So, I see you've heard of us? And you know that Majin Buu is the greatest fighter in the universe ?

Tabby: ::snicker::

Young Link: Ohhhh… I want a Snickers Bar!

Aya: Oh, YEAH?! Well, WE'RE the best fighters in uh… America… and… where?

Mario: The Mush-a-room Kingdom.

Link: Hyrule.

Pikachu: Pika!

All: ::look expectantly at Mewtwo::

Mewtwo: ::glare:: Kanto.

Tamahome: Konan… I guess…

Ice Climbers: Icicle Mountain… ::look at each other:: ….right?

Kirby: Pop Star.

Ganondorf: Hyrule!

Everyone else: We said that already.

Samus: I'm the freelancing homeless crack-ho you see on the street every other weekend…

Megun-chan: REALLY?!?!?!?! O.o

Samus: No.

Fox: Lylat System.

Falco: Fairy Land.

SMACK!!

Falco: Itai…

Marth: Altea.

Donkey Kong: Kongo Jungle.

Capt. Falcon: Uhhhh……….. hmmmmmm……

Samus: Don't strain your brain.

Megun-chan: Hey that-!!

Samus: Yes, dear. I know it rhymes.

Capt. Falcon: YOU REALLY DO CARE!! T - T I'M SO HAPPY!!! ::gets the crap beaten out of him:: Itai…

Game & Watch: Beep!

All: ::look expectantly at Mewtwo::

Mewtwo: ::sigh:: Get your own dem translations.

All: ::GLARE::

Mewtwo: ::sigh:: The world…? ::to self:: Glory hog… ::gets whacked by Game & Watch::

Fox: And y'know what? We don't have time for this! See ya!!

The Smashing Co. all ran back into the Great Fox and floored it away from those two… people.

Bobbity: Woah… weird people. And the girl with the brown hair wasn't exactly normal, either…

~~~

Falco: Weird guys. And that Buu wasn't exactly normal, either.

Megun-chan: And what was wit all dat Fairy Land junk? Is it really all dat?

Keyiko: Megun-chan?

Megun-chan: Yo?

Keyiko: Stop talking like a black guy.

Megun-chan: ………………………….'Kay. ::to Falco:: But what's so cool about it?

Falco: ::sigh:: It's where I had to work my @$$ off to save the fairies while everyone else was prancin' around on Dino Planet.

Fox: ::aways off:: IT WAS HARD WORK!! YOU TRY IT NEXT TIME!!!

Megun-chan: Really?

Falco: No.

Megun-chan: Woooooooooooooooooooooow……

Keyiko: Ah, Megun-chan. So innocent and pure-minded.

Falco: Tch.

Megun-chan: ::pouts::

JJ: What was the whole point of that little…

Aya: Escapade?

JJ: Sure.

Roy: Dunno. You tell me.

BOOM!!

All: WTF?

Marth: I think… we hit something again.

Megun-chan: OMG It's déjá vu all over again!!

Chrissy: And it's not JUST 'cause of the voice actors!!

All: Uh…

Megun-chan: So… what did we hit this time?

Tamahome: ::looks out the window:: A rock.

Megun-chan: Now THAT'S no fun!!!

Tamahome: ::narrating what's going on outside:: Wait… someone's breaking the rock… it's cracking… it just crumpled down… I think we're like tons of feet in the air… there's some guy… Really odd hairstyle…

Megun-chan: ::ears twitch:: What kinda hairstyle?

Tamahome: Dunno… he flew away… it was all pointy-like and it looked like he had a horn on his head- looked kinda like Magus, when I think about it… (A/N: Am I the only person who thinks Magus from Chrono Trigger looks a lil' like Vegeta from Dragonball Z? It's the face and the "bangs", I swear…)

Chrissy, Aya, Tabby, Megun-chan, JJ, Keyiko: ::look at Capt. Falcon, try to hold in laughter::

Capt. Falcon: ??? WTF?

Suddenly, the whole ship shakes, and begins to fall slowly towards the ground.

Fox: ::sticking his head in the room:: I got the landing gears fixed!!

Falco: We noticed.

Aya: They were broken?

As the ship landed, everyone got out and looked around.

Samus: Where'd the guy go?

Chrissy: Lookit!! ::points to the ground::

On the ground, there was indeed a Dragonball. Chrissy bent down to pick it up but at the same time, her head banged into someone else's.

Link: OMG It's the spiky-haired dude!!

Link looks down at the six girls in confusion; they are on the ground, clutching their stomachs, trying to hold in their laughter.

Y. Link: Uh… did we miss something…?

Spiky-haired person: Idiots.

Megun-chan: You're one to talk… Can you say "Show me ya moves"?

Spiky-haired person (For the sake of everyone's sanity he will be called Vegeta… because that's who he is): ………..show me your moves?

Smashers: O.o ::look at Capt. Falcon::

The six girls were no longer able to contain their laughter, and were rolling on the floor.

Megun-chan: Hee-hee… Capt. Falcon, say "Show me your moves" just like he did!!

Capt. Falcon: ………..show me your moves?

All: O.o

As the girls continued laughing, two little kids flew down next to Vegeta. One had purple hair, and the other didn't.

Trunks: Hey, why do you sound like my dad!?

Capt. Falcon: Dude! Why does your dad sound like ME!?

Megun-chan: ……………………………… ::snatched the Dragonball:: RUN!!!!

Everyone scampers back into the Great Fox, which warps away rather quickly.

Trunks, Vegeta, and Goten: ……………………………………………

THE END?

Megun-chan: WHEE!!! ::throws a party:: We got two Dragonballs!! :)

JJ: That was a rather… unexciting ending…

Bowser: Hee-hee… but what was so funny? And why did the spiky-haired dude sound like Falcon?

Keyiko: ::bounces up:: That's right, folks!! Capt. Falcon's voice actor, Horikawa Ryo, is also the Japanese voice of Vegeta!! Betcha didn't know that, huh?

Megun-chan: ……… ::gasp:: OMG!!! GANONDORF!!!! ZELDA JUST GOT SHOT!!!

Ganondorf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Zelda: Uh…….. no……?

Megun-chan: And we have just revealed to all Excel Saga fans that Ganondorf's voice actor, Nagasako Takashi, is the Japanese version of Pedro!! And he likes Zelda, too!!

Link, Zelda, Ganondorf: O.o

Ganondorf: Grrr…. ::chases Megun-chan around in circles::

Aya: Don't believe us? Too bad. We're right.

JJ: Besides, we're writing this fic, and you're not!

Six girls: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Mr. Game & Watch: Beep!!

Aya: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! YOU JUST CUSSED AT ME!!!!!! ::chases after G & W with a hammer::

No, seriously, guys. The voice actor thing is true. Look on "Hitoshi Doi's seiyuu (voice actor) database". Type in Horikawa Ryo and Nagasako Takashi. You might be surprised. =^ - ^=