Don't be expecting another chapter for awhile, folks. I've got plenty of time on my hands, but I've had writer's block since December of last year…
JJ: Well… we've got two Dragonballs now! Yay! ::throws confetti::
Megun-chan: But where're the other… what… five?
Aya: Dunno. Where're we gonna look next?
Keyiko: Look at the title.
Fox: ::reads title::………………… NO.
Everyone else: YES.
Fox & Falco: NO.
Everyone else: YES.
This continues for quite awhile…
Fox & Falco: NO.
Everyone else: NO.
Fox & Falco: YES.
Everyone else: HA!!
Fox & Falco: Grrr…
Chapter Five:
Too much Star Fox 64 + sleep deprivation + caffeine = The third "Quest for the Dragonball" installment
It is nighttime in the Great Fox's relative location, and everyone is sleeping. Well, mostly everyone.
Someone opens a door somewhere and creeps past the rooms into the kitchen. They open the fridge door, and the light illuminates their face. Two deep brown eyes dart around, and finally select a jug of milk. The person takes the milk out of the fridge. The mouth of the jug is about to touch their lips when-
BEEP!! BEEP!!
Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! ::jumps::
A screen nearby clicks on, and the person whips around in fright.
Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
General Pepper: Who are you!?
Person: Uh……
Someone else: What the holy schizophrenic alter egos is going on here?!
Fox runs into the kitchen and spots the spiky redheaded boy standing by the fridge, looking like a deer caught in headlights.
Fox: Roy?
Roy: Uh…
General Pepper: Fox!
Fox: General Pepper?
Roy: Of the Cornerian Army? Who was successful in exiling the maniacal scientist Andross to the barren deserted planet Venom? Who, five years later, noticed strange activity coming from Venom, and sent Pigma Dengar, Peppy Hare, and James McCloud of the Star-
Fox & Pepper: OK!!!! SHUT UP!!!!
Falco: ::runs into room:: WTF? Who's repeating the Star Fox 64 prologue?!
All present: Falco?
Falco: Uh…
Megun-chan: ::runs into room, followed by everyone else:: Fox? Falco? Roy? General Pepper?
Keyiko: What is this, a slumber party? Roy, why wasn't I invited?
Everyone else: Wow….
Marth:: looks at Roy:: HA!! I knew it!! You drink out of the carton, don't you?
Keyiko: -_-;;
Roy: :/
JJ: 'Scuse me… isn't this a- ::does a perfect impersonation of ROB 64:: Message from General Pepper! Priority one!
All: #$^&!!!!!
Pepper: ::exasperated:: YES!!!
Marth: ::glares at Fox:: YOUR STUPID ROBOT POSESSED JJ!!!
Fox: Dude!! NO!!!!
Everyone else: O.o "Dude"?!
Fox: ::glares at Megun-chan:: Stupid author…
Megun-chan: V=^ - ^=V You know it!
Pepper: Anyways…
General Pepper explains why he is calling the Great Fox at three o'clock in the morning. It's the usual problem. Andross has declared war, invaded the Lylat System, the Cornerian army can't do it alone when in reality they're too lazy, yadda yadda yadda, and so on and so forth.
JJ: And at this moment all Star Fox members proceed to run down that looooooooooooong hallway and talk about mid-life crisises and delusions of grandeur and whatnot (from a Star Fox fic I read a long time ago… Dun remember what it's called… But I didn't write it, so I don't own it.)
Megun-chan: Hee-hee… Wait a sec… ::jumps up and down:: I WANNA COME I WANNA COME I WANNA COME!!!
Falco: %^&@ no!! It's too dangerous!!
Megun-chan: I haven't been playing Star Fox 64 for three years for nothing, you know!! :( Lemme come!! LEMME COME LEMME COME LEMME COME LEMME COME!!! ::throws a tantrum, screaming "LEMME COME!!" at the top of her lungs, and awakening Peppy and Slippy::
Fox: Uh… if someone else will…?
Surprisingly enough, Keyiko, JJ, Samus (well, maybe that's not so surprising), and a handful of other people I'm too lazy to mention raise their hands.
Megun-chan: Nyaah!!! :P
Falco: ::mimicking Megun-chan:: Nyaah!!! :P
Fox: Ok… whatever.
So the four Star Fox members and the Smashers run down the looooooooooooong hallway… but surprisingly, there is no discussion about mid-life crisises and delusions of grandeur…Instead, there is mud-slinging.
Megun-chan: …Fox, you're stupid.
Fox: …………………
Keyiko: Why is Fox stupid, Megun-chan?
Megun-chan: I dunno he just is.
Peppy: Don't make me turn this… er… hallway around… whatever.
Samus: That sounded stupid.
Peppy: Dagnabbit, you're right.
Falco: "Dagnabbit"? What are you, old man, a hillbilly?
JJ: Ooh!! Bunny rabbit!!
Everyone else: -_-;; Okay…
Megun-chan: ……. Fox, you're still stupid.
At the hangar…
Fox: Will you take the Arwing or your big, bulky, and slow starship, Samus?
Megun-chan: ::as she bounces up and down in the cockpit of the Arwing:: Hee-hee… alliteration!! Whee!! Whee!! Whee!! Whee!! Whee!!
Falco: Not really.
Roy: Who fed that girl caffeine? Or is she always so energetic at ::looks at clock:: five in the morning?
JJ: Wow, it took us two hours to run down that hall?
Keyiko: Well we had to wake up and get ready and then run down that looooooooooooong hallway, which took half an hour at least.
Slippy: Has anyone noticed I haven't said anything?
Everyone else: Nobody really cares.
Slippy: ……………………….Oh. Ok.
Out in space…
Samus (Who decided to take the Arwing): Ooh!! Lookit! Corneria!
Roy: It's so… blue.
Megun-chan: ::presses face to the glass:: Woooooooooooooooooooooow… ::drool::
Everyone else fears for what's left of Megun-chan's sanity.
And so, the classic run-through of Star Fox 64 begins…
Stage 1: Corneria
As the "new" Star Fox team flies along the ocean, they begin to realize- and fear- how different Megun-chan is in the cockpit of a fighter jet.
Megun-chan: Lalalalalala… Oh, hello, Mr. Bogie!! Can I help you?
BOOM!!
Megun-chan: Oh, you're quite welcome!
Peppy: Slippy get back here!!
Slippy pulls an Einstein on everyone and flies in front of the ten or so people and gets attacked by an evil airplane of DOOM!!
Slippy: Woah! Help me!
Fox shoots down the evil airplane of DOOM!!
Slippy: Thanks, Fox! I thought they had me!
Megun-chan: -_-;; ::pouts:: I wanted to shoot the evil airplane of DOOM!! Fox, you're a meanie…
Fox: Shut up.
Ness: We're entering Corneria City now-
Fox: Hey, that's my line!
Keyiko: Too bad. You were too busy to say it!
So they enter Corneria City. Stuff happens. Megun-chan's sanity diminishes. So does everyone else's. Partially due to Megun-chan's cries of:
Megun-chan: NYAHAHAHA!!!! SUCK LASERS, MINNA-SAMA!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Roy: ::scoots his Arwing as far away from Megun-chan as possible::
Megun-chan: =^ - ~=V
Falco: You're crazy, you know that?
Megun-chan: You're just jealous 'cause I'm a better pilot AND fighter than you, and you're just a poopie-head!!
Falco:…………………….Nobody's called me a poopie-head since I was like three…
Marth: Maybe not to your face…
Slippy: ::snicker::
Evil Boss: Aaaaah… Someone wants to play…
JJ: OK, who thought that sounded so WRONG?
Everyone raises their hands.
To make a long story short, they beat the boss.
Evil Boss: Who ARE you guys?
Fox: We're-
Keyiko: SO outta here. Have you noticed the fire? As in he's about to BLOW UP?!
Fox: No, we're-
Aya: Insane.
Peppy: Insane mercenaries.
Ness: That too.
Aya's Arwing glomps Ness's Arwing.
Aya: You're so cute… :P
Ness: Ack.
Fox: NO, we're-
Falco: The Powerpuff Girls!!!
All: ::facefault::
Fox: NO!!!!!!!!! JUST LET ME SAY THE ^&#@ING LINE!!!!! WE'RE-
Megun-chan: ::singing:: STILL GOODBYE'N. AND AS LONG AS YOU LOVE ME SOOOO…
All but Fox & Evil Boss: LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOOOOOOW!!!
Keyiko: ::to JJ:: Do you think we have too much free time?
Fox: SHUT UP!! ::instant silence:: WE'RE-
Mewtwo: ::via telecommunicator:: We're Star Fox.
Fox: NO!!! YOU ARE NOT STAR FOX!!!!!! WE'RE STAR FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
Evil Boss: ::to self:: Finally!! ::aloud:: YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ANDROOOOOOOOOOOOOSS-!!!!!!::blows up::
All: …………………………………..
Fox:: T - T… ::glares at everyone else:: YOU RUINED IT!!!!
Megun-chan: ::gives Fox the puppy face:: We… we did…?
Fox: Ugh… ::bangs head against the dashboard:: We're-ow heading-ow out. Report-ow in-ow.
Slippy: You did it! I was worried for a moment!
Fox: ::is still banging head against dashboard:: -_-;; Ow.
Peppy: You're becoming more like your father.
Fox: Great-ow.
Falco: I'm fine. You OK over there, Fox?
Fox: No-ow. Thank you-ow for-ow asking-ow though-ow. Ow.
Megun-chan: Hi.
JJ: Hello.
Keyiko: How are you?
Aya: I'm fine, thanks.
Samus: What's up?
Marth: Nothing much.
Ness: You?
Roy: Same here.
Fox: ….. ::continues to bang head against the dashboard:: Ugh… I give uuuuuuup…
Back on the Great Fox…
Fox has an ice pack on his head. He looks troubled and glares at everyone else.
Megun-chan: That was sooooo much fun!!!
Keyiko: So what happens next?
Fox: Well, we either go to-
Megun-chan: We can go to Sector Y or Meteo.
Everyone else: …………………………
Crickets chirp. Megun-chan tries to squash them.
Fox: Do YOU wanna be the leader? :(
Megun-chan: ::gives Fox the puppy eyes, complete with a trembling lower lip:: Do you… ::sniffle, sob:: hate me now…? ::wails::
Everyone covers his or her ears until the crying stops.
Fox: …………………………….. ::sigh, smacks forehead:: Ok, fine. I'm sorry. Let's uh… split up…?
Megun-chan: Yay!
So they all sat down, put their heads together, and thought of a plan. And it goes a lil' something like this:
Corneria-Sector Y-Aquas-Zoness-Sector Z-Area 6-Venom:
Falco, Peppy, Megun-chan, Keyiko, JJ, Samus
Corneria-Meteo-Fortuna-Sector X-Titania-Bolse-Venom:
Fox, Slippy, Aya, Marth, Roy, Ness.
THE END?
JJ: Megun-chan, why are you so mean to Fox?
Megun-chan: ::whimper, gives the puppy-dog look:: I… I don't mean it… he's just mean… ::sniffle, sob::
Chrissy, Tabby: ::sigh, smack foreheads::
Falco: Next time, we follow us on our journey to Sector Y, Aquas, and whatnot!
JJ: What new encounters will we… encounter… yeah. Whatever.
Aya: Will Megun-chan stop being mean to Fox?
Mario: Has anyone-a noticed that I haven't-a said anything for-a two chapters?
Bowser: Yes.
Mario: Do-a you even-a care?
Bowser: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… no.