JJ: ::reads title:: What's so scary?
Keyiko: JJ, didn't you hear the thunder and the scary music?
Aya: And all of a sudden it's NIGHTTIME?!
JJ: ……………..So? It's only evil and scary for Falco-san…
Keyiko & Aya: ??? ::realization dawns:: Oooooooooooooooooooh…… ewwwwwwwww…. ::cringe::
JJ: Yep, it's Megun-chan's favorite animal!
Keyiko: What, neko?
Aya: Cat?
JJ, Aya, Keyiko: ::look at each other, nod:: ……..Katt.
Falco: ::runs by:: I'LL KILL THAT BIZNATCH IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DOOOOO!! ::runs into the sunset::
JJ, Aya, Keyiko: …………………….. Yep.
Chapter 6:
The Long Evil Road of DOOM!!! ::thunder, scary music, nighttime::
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The place: Pluto. The time: Now. The people: Your mom.
Naw, just kidding.
The place: Sector Y. The time: Now. The people: Keyiko, Megun-chan, Peppy, Falco, JJ, Samus
The problem: "Fox, we're under attack! Help us out here!" Quoth General Pepper.
The OTHER problem: Songs stuck in Megun-chan's head.
Megun-chan: :: scream/singing at the top of her lungs:: O TANNENBAUM O TANNENBAUM WITH ALL OUR HEARTS WE LOVE THEE!!!!!! SOMEBODY GET THIS EFFIN SONG OUTTA MY HEAD, PLEEEEEEZ!!!!!!!! (Written around Christmas, not updated until today)
Falco: :: massages his forehead:: Oh no… not again…
Megun-chan: START SINGING A SONG SO I CAN GET IT STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!! PLEEZ!!!
Keyiko: ::frowns:: Megun-chan, didja know there's a radio in your Arwing?
Megun-chan: Huh? Really?
Samus: Yeah…
Keyiko: ::diverts her attention to the Trigun CD she put in::
Megun-chan: YAY!! ::puts in Chrono Cross CD:: Whee!! Lalala…
JJ: Where'd you get that CD?
Megun-chan: ………………..Internet?
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On the Great Fox…
Tabby: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! WHO TOOK MY CHRONO CROSS CD?!?!?!?!?! ::passes out::
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In Sector Y:
Peppy: Are you feeling better now, Megun-chan?
Megun-chan: Hai hai!! ::jams to Chrono Cross::
BOOM!!
Falco, JJ, Keyiko: $%^&!!!
Megun-chan: ::screams::
Peppy, Samus: WTF?!?!?!?!?
All: …………… Crap.
Megun-chan: Yay!!
Keyiko: ::sings:: LET'S BEGIN THE KILLING TIME!!!!!
Falco: ::scoots his Arwing as far away from the two as possible::
To make a long story short, they get through the fleet thingie without much difficulty. Keyiko's sanity as well as Megun-chan's sanity diminish.
Megun-chan: AAAAH!!! IT'S THE EVIL GUNDAMS!!! ::shoots up the evil Gundam:: NYAHAHAHAHA!!!
Keyiko: MEGUN-CHAN WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Samus: AAAAAAACK!!!!
Everyone else: Nani?
Samus: ………Nothin'. Just thought it needed an AAAAAAACK!!!!
Peppy: ::to Falco:: You have to put up with these girls all the time? I pity you.
Falco: You should.
They get to the boss…
Megun-chan: …………….Since Slippy's not here to say it, I'll say it!
JJ: ……………….Say what….?
Megun-chan: ……….. I dunno. Something about those two big mechas over there ::points::…….. Uh-oh… IT'S THE EVIL GUNDAMS OF DOOM!!!
Falco: And since Fox isn't here I'll say: ALL RANGE MODE!!! And be big and important!!
JJ: ::is too busy listening to Ayumi Hamasaki to be paying any attention::
As JJ goes off in her own little Ayumi Hamasaki world, everyone else shoots the evil mechas and they explode.
REAL Evil Boss guy: Don't party just yet!!
JJ, Keyiko, Megun-chan: …………….. ::turn their music up and party::
Everyone else: ……………………….Okay -_-;;
To make a long story short, the evil boss is pretty hard to beat 'cause as Falco states it, "HE WON'T QUIT EFFIN' MOVING AROUND!!", until…
R.E.B.G.: Good Gods you girls are stupid! I cannot believe you listen to that $h!t!
JJ: ::twitch:: Excuse me…
R.E.B.G.: Especially you ::points to JJ: and your Amui Hamashiskebab or whatever.
JJ: ::grows angry:: Ayumi… Hamasaki…::flame, GLARE:: YOU DARE INSULT AYUMI HAMASAKI?!?!?!?!?!? ::kills the boss::
R.E.B.G.: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhh…. ::blows up::
Everyone else but JJ: ::scoot as far away from JJ as possible::
JJ: ::puts on headphones and continues to listen to A.H.::
Everyone else: O.o Wowies….
Megun-chan: ::applauds:: We're heading for Aquas. Report in, pureeeeeeease…
E.E.B.JJ (Everyone Else But JJ): ::are still disturbed:: O.o………….. okaaaaaay… riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…
Keyiko: Your Engrish sucks.
Megun-chan: Sank you veli much!! ^ u ^
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On Aquas…
Falco: AUGH!! I CAN'T SWIM!! I'M DROWNING!!
Keyiko: Falco, you're in a submarine. You can't drown.
Falco: ………Ah. Right. I knew that.
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On Zoness…
Megun-chan: ………………Isn't "lackadaisical" a funny word?
Keyiko: What brought about that random thought?
Megun-chan: I don't know…
Peppy: It's Megun-chan. What do you expect?
JJ: Hey, Falco…
Falco: ::sigh:: What?!
JJ: ……………...Coconut?
Falco: O.o JEEZUS GOD!!!
Samus & Keyiko: You rang?
Falco: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! ISN'T THERE ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE WITH WHOM I CAN HAVE A CIVILIZED CONVERSATION WITH?!?!?!
Voice: Mmmmmmmmmmmmaybe…. Ohohohohohohohohohoho!!!
Megun-chan: AAAAH!!! Kodachi! ::hides under chair::
Keyiko: Megun-chan, your Arwing will crash out of the sky if you do that…
JJ: …………………………………Coupon?
A pink ship suddenly flies out of nowhere.
Falco: OH NO!!!!!
Samus: It's- It's-!!
(A/N: HAH HAH!!!)
Chrissy: Minna, konnichiwa!!
Everyone Else: Chrissy?!?!
Falco: ::sigh, relief:: Whew. Wait- CHRISSY?! What are you doing here?!
Chrissy: Tabby and I got bored. So we're following you guys.
Everyone looks around, but there's no sign of Tabby anywhere.
Chrissy: Tabby went with everyone else.
Everyone Else: Oh.
Voice: Ohohohohohohohohohoho!! Bad Chrissy, trying to steal my entrance!!
Falco: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIII-TAKE MUSHROOMS!!
Megun-chan: ::snicker:: Hi, pink lady!!
Another pink ship flies out of nowhere and tries to shoot Chrissy's ship. Chrissy dodges and tries to shoot Katt's ship.
Katt: Copycat.
Chrissy: You should talk.
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In Sector Z…
Megun-chan: Here come the missiles!!
JJ: Crap!!
Chrissy: What do we do?!
Keyiko: Come on, let's get them!!
The four girls fly out to the missiles, but overpass them by a lot.
Above mentioned: Crap!!
Katt's pink ship comes out of nowhere (again) and shoots one of the missiles.
JJ: YES!!
Katt: Do you guys need my help?
Falco: NO!!
Katt: Too bad. I'm helping you anyways. And I think I'll come with you through the rest of the stages because I feel like it. OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!
Megun-chan and Chrissy: Yay!! More friends!!
Falco: Baka neko.
Katt: ::shoots Falco's ship:: Damn bird.
Fox: ::on comm link:: JJ? Are you still alive?
JJ: Yeah, why?
Fox: Wolf is over here and he's acting like you every time we blow him up.
JJ: …….Oh. I dunno why.
Fox: Okay, see you.
Marth: ::also on comm link:: JJ!!
JJ: Yes?
Marth: Aishiteru!!
JJ: Aishiteru!!! ::signs off::
Everyone Else: Rrrrrrrrrright…. -_-
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In Area 6…
Samus: BWAHAHAHAHA!! Look at all the enemies!!
Peppy: I am SO glad Fox isn't here to see you, Sam. He'd go ballistic.
Samus: ::shoots Peppy's ship:: Don't call me Sam.
Megun-chan: Yeah. Only Toothpick can call her Sam.
Samus: ::gives Megun-chan the Look, nods and shoots the enemies::
Katt: Did I miss something?
Megun-chan: Quoth Woopi (Whoopi?) Goldberg: "If you have to ask, you're too young."
Katt: ::sigh:: Y'all are so wack.
Megun-chan, Chrissy, Keyiko, and JJ: Wiggidy wack?
Katt: No, just… Never mind.
JJ: WA-HOO!!!
Keyiko: Evil boss guy!
Megun-chan: Everyone watch out for the killer beam!
Everyone Else: Why? ::gets shot by killer beam:: AAAAAAUGH!!!
Megun-chan: Oh no!! I'm all by myself now!! ::cries, starts singing:: ALL BY MYSELF… DUN WANNA BE… ALL BY MYSELF… ::sees beam charging, screams:: AAAAAAUGH!!!!
Megun-chan is about to get shot by the beam when the boss suddenly explodes.
Megun-chan: Huh?
Everyone Else: Huh?
Through the smoke and crap, somebody comes out. It's none other than…
Everyone: ::gasp::
Megun-chan: Wow. I didn't think it was possible, but I made a cliffhanger in this fic!! And ::gasp:: I WROTE THE NEXT CHAPPIE!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!! ::dances::
JJ: Good job, hon.
Keyiko: Uh-huh. ::applauds:: Who made the evil boss explode?
Katt: Why was my entrance so anticlimactic?
Falco: Did it seem too short to you readers?
Everyone: TOO BAD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Megun-chan: Find out next time on Oh the Inhumanity!!! See ya soon!!