Disclaimer: i don't own any Harry Potter character J.K. Rowling
those, but I do own Riona.
A/N: Well, this is something that popped up in my head months ago. I'm just writing it cause if I don't it'll never go away and I hate it when my muse doesn't leave me alone, lol. Well, I hope you enjoy it and if you want me to continue leave a review. I like to get them. Oh, and I didn't read the fifth book *Gaps* but I will when school comes out. I just don't want to buy the book and I'm to lazy to go to the library. So make pretend anything that happened in the book that deals with Draco NEVER happened. And if you that oppressed just tell me, kay. Any ways, enjoy the story!
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-Draco's Not So Perfect Summer-
-Chapter One-
-An Unexpected Visitor-
Draco sat in the back of his parents car, thinking about his perfect summer or so he thought. He had planned everything with his friends. This summer he would not spend one day with his parents like he usually did. They would usually buy him everything and spoil him and every time he would be asked to go over his friend's house, his parents would plan something. It usually was going over his aunt's house and spend a day with her bratty son or it would be some secret meeting with Voldemort and his annoying daughter, Riona. But not this summer. This summer he was going to hang out with his friends.
Little did he know that this summer wouldn't go as planned.
"So did you have fun this year?" his mother asked.
"Uh-huh," he responded, replaying the look on Pantsy Parkinson when he broke up with her. Another thing that would make this summer better then ever was, Pantsy Parkinson wouldn't be around.
His parents pulled up into the driveway (A/N: I don't know if they drive, but in this story they do, kay.) Draco stepped of the car, grabbed his bags and headed towards the house. He walked in and headed for his room.
"Do you want something to eat?" Narcissa asked.
"No," Draco said. He put his bags in his room and headed back downstairs. then doorbell rang. This is where his summer went bad and it didn't even start! "I'll get it!" he shouted, hoping it was Blaize.
He opened the door and then, slammed it shut again. He must have been dreaming because on the other side of the door stood his worst nightmare... Riona. He took the broomstick he used for Quiditch at Hogwarts and put it between the two front doors.
"That should keep her out," he said to himself.
"DRACO OPEN UP!" Riona shouted, banging on the door.
"Draco," Narcissa said, walking over to the door, "who is at the door that you hate so much that you had to put a broom in between the two knobs?" Narcissa opened the door then slammed it shut again.
"That's who," Draco mumbled.
"SOMEONE OPEN THE DOOR OR ELSE I'M TELLING MY FATHER!"
Narcissa turned around and hastily took out the broom. She threw it at Draco and tore open the door. She didn't want to know what Voldemort would to them if they didn't attend to his daughter.
"Hello Riona," she lied, sweetly.
Riona looked at her. She had silky black hair that swayed with her every move and dark black eyes that were staring angrily at the Malfoy's. She wore a black robe and a black skirt that went up to her knees. With that she wore knee high black boots and a black spaghetti strap (A/N: She' not gothic). She walked past Narcissa and up to Draco and slapped him across the face.
"How dare you slam the door in my face!" she muttered, there faces just three inches apart. Draco gave her one of his dirty looks and she returned it with one of her own. She turned around and smiled at Narcissa. "Hello Narcissa," she said a bit more gentle.
"Hello-"
"Riona!" Lucious Malfoy said, walking into the room. "What brings you here?"
"Didn't you guys hear?" Riona asked.
"What?" all three Malfoy's questioned.
"Well, every summer I go to one of my father's allies homes and this year he picked you guys!" she exclaimed with glee.
"WHAT?!" The Malfoy's shouted.
Riona looked at them, on the verge of fake tears. She put her hands to her mouth and started sniffling. She ran to the couch, bursting into tears. "IS THAT A BAD THING!" she yelled, faking a cry.
" NO! Oh, no! Of course not," Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy burst out suddenly.
"Yes!" Draco said. His parents turned around and glared at him as Riona cried even louder. "No it isn't," he said flatly, rolling his eyes.
"Ok! So where do I sleep?" Riona asked. She got up from the couch and walked over to the stairs and looked up.
"You sleep in, um, Draco's room," Narcissa said.
"WHAT?!" Draco exclaimed. "Then where do I sleep?!"
"On the couch," Narcissa replied simply.
"NO! I'm not gonna sleep on that uncomfortable couch because of her!" he snapped.
Riona frowned. "How does: 'Oh, daddy Draco Malfoy made me sleep on the uncomfortable couch' SOUND?!" she spat.
"Perfectly fine, if you ask me," Draco replied.
"Draco!" Lucious hissed. "Do you know what her father could do to us?"
Draco looked at his father. His summer wasn't going so good, but he wasn't going to let Riona, the I'll-run-to-my-daddy-if-you-don't-do-it-my- way brat, ruin it.
"Fi....ne," he said.
"Good!" Riona exclaimed. She smiled and ran up the stairs.
"BUT YOU BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING TO IT!" he called out, running after her.
"OH DON'T WORRY I WILL!" she yelled, locking the door to his room.
"MOM!" Draco yelled, pounding on the door.
"What is it Draco?" Narcissa asked, rushing up the stairs.
"She's gonna turn my room into a Princess wonderland!" he whined.
"No she won't," Narcissa mumbled.
"YES I WILL!" Riona shouted.
Draco pointed at the door.
Narcissa shrugged.
Riona took her wand out and immediately started transforming his room. She smiled when she was done. This'll definitely drive his nuts, she thought to herself. She opened the door and Draco's mouth dropped open.
"WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?!" he shouted. He looked at his room. Instead of white walls there was pink with princesses moving around and rainbows. His drawer's knobs were turned into little hearts and the carpet was a shocking pink. and his bed was turned into a canopy with pink sheets. He turned to looked at Riona, who was smiling and twirling her hair. He made his hands into fist and muffled a scream. Then he smiled.
"What are you laughing about?" Riona asked, very serious and angry.
"Your not allowed to use magic because your a under aged and not out of school," Draco said. This time it was his turn to smile. He watched Riona's smile faded into a frown.
"HA!" she burst out. "You think I follow those rules! And plus, I don't even go to Hogwarts!" Draco frowned as Riona stuck out her tongue. At least when he returned to Hogwarts he wouldn't have to put up with her! "Oh and I'm going to be going to Hogwarts with you. That's another thing daddy makes me do."
Draco stared at her. "NO! YOU CAN'T!" he yelled. No, she wasn't going to be going to Hogwarts with him. He must be dreaming. Yes that's it! This is all a dream, he said in his mind. A dream. One bad dream.
"Mother, did you know she's staying the WHOLE summer?" Draco questioned.
"Yes, I quite established that when she told us why she was here," Mrs. Malfoy replied.
"T-t-then she's going to Hogwarts with me!" he added.
Well, that's not my problem, Narcissa said in her mind. "I'm-"
"IS THAT A BAD THING?!" Riona suddenly shouted, cutting Narcissa off.
"Yes-"
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Riona cried.
"Draco!" Narcissa hissed. She turned to Riona, who was screaming and yelling that Draco hated her. She put an arm around her shoulder and said, "It's okay Riona. He didn't mean it like that!"
"YES HE DID!"
"It's okay," Narcissa mumbled, glaring at Draco.
"SHE'S FAKING IT!" he shouted.
"WHat's going on up here?" Lucious asked, running up the stairs.
"DRACO HATES ME!" Riona yelled.
"What did you do now?" Lucious asked.
"Nothing!" Draco protested. He looked at Riona, who was faking a cry to his parents, who were trying to get her to stop. He sure was glad he was an only child. He smirked and bent down, leveling his face with Riona's. "You make pretend to cry and threaten to tell your father if you don't get your way, eh?" he sneered. "I see how you work you spoiled little brat!"
Riona frowned and Draco fell back as her fist hit his eye. She got up and walked down the stairs mumbling, "I'm not a brat just spoiled!"
Narcissa looked at her husband, who was just as horrified as she to her son, who was moaning and groaning on the floor. "It's only been one hour," she whispered to Lucious, "imagine the whole summer."
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A/N: There you have it! Chapter One to a very crazy story! So did you guys like it? Well, I know there not suppose to use magic out of school, but that's what's gonna make this story funny. So let's say that there's a different ministry of magic for every school and since Riona doesn't go to a specific school every year, they can't keep track of her and if that made sense to you or not please don't flame me for that reason. Any ways, review telling me if you guys want a second chapter. Oh and Riona won't be crying all the time in the next chapter in case you didn't like that cause believe m it gets annoying to hear her do that all the time, but that's Riona! That cry Baby!
Riona: AM NOT!
Cutiepie: Are two!
Riona: Am not! *sticks out tongue*
Draco: Oh! yes you are! Did you see how much she cried in that chapter ONLY?!?!?
Cutiepie: *nods in agreement*
Riona: You stay out of this!
Draco: Well, you are a cry baby!
Riona: AM NOT!
Cutiepie: Well, I gotta go break those two up before they........
Riona: CUTIEPIE!
Draco: She bit me!
Cutiepie:........ Hurt each other. Well, CYA! *Runs over to the two*
A/N: Well, this is something that popped up in my head months ago. I'm just writing it cause if I don't it'll never go away and I hate it when my muse doesn't leave me alone, lol. Well, I hope you enjoy it and if you want me to continue leave a review. I like to get them. Oh, and I didn't read the fifth book *Gaps* but I will when school comes out. I just don't want to buy the book and I'm to lazy to go to the library. So make pretend anything that happened in the book that deals with Draco NEVER happened. And if you that oppressed just tell me, kay. Any ways, enjoy the story!
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-Draco's Not So Perfect Summer-
-Chapter One-
-An Unexpected Visitor-
Draco sat in the back of his parents car, thinking about his perfect summer or so he thought. He had planned everything with his friends. This summer he would not spend one day with his parents like he usually did. They would usually buy him everything and spoil him and every time he would be asked to go over his friend's house, his parents would plan something. It usually was going over his aunt's house and spend a day with her bratty son or it would be some secret meeting with Voldemort and his annoying daughter, Riona. But not this summer. This summer he was going to hang out with his friends.
Little did he know that this summer wouldn't go as planned.
"So did you have fun this year?" his mother asked.
"Uh-huh," he responded, replaying the look on Pantsy Parkinson when he broke up with her. Another thing that would make this summer better then ever was, Pantsy Parkinson wouldn't be around.
His parents pulled up into the driveway (A/N: I don't know if they drive, but in this story they do, kay.) Draco stepped of the car, grabbed his bags and headed towards the house. He walked in and headed for his room.
"Do you want something to eat?" Narcissa asked.
"No," Draco said. He put his bags in his room and headed back downstairs. then doorbell rang. This is where his summer went bad and it didn't even start! "I'll get it!" he shouted, hoping it was Blaize.
He opened the door and then, slammed it shut again. He must have been dreaming because on the other side of the door stood his worst nightmare... Riona. He took the broomstick he used for Quiditch at Hogwarts and put it between the two front doors.
"That should keep her out," he said to himself.
"DRACO OPEN UP!" Riona shouted, banging on the door.
"Draco," Narcissa said, walking over to the door, "who is at the door that you hate so much that you had to put a broom in between the two knobs?" Narcissa opened the door then slammed it shut again.
"That's who," Draco mumbled.
"SOMEONE OPEN THE DOOR OR ELSE I'M TELLING MY FATHER!"
Narcissa turned around and hastily took out the broom. She threw it at Draco and tore open the door. She didn't want to know what Voldemort would to them if they didn't attend to his daughter.
"Hello Riona," she lied, sweetly.
Riona looked at her. She had silky black hair that swayed with her every move and dark black eyes that were staring angrily at the Malfoy's. She wore a black robe and a black skirt that went up to her knees. With that she wore knee high black boots and a black spaghetti strap (A/N: She' not gothic). She walked past Narcissa and up to Draco and slapped him across the face.
"How dare you slam the door in my face!" she muttered, there faces just three inches apart. Draco gave her one of his dirty looks and she returned it with one of her own. She turned around and smiled at Narcissa. "Hello Narcissa," she said a bit more gentle.
"Hello-"
"Riona!" Lucious Malfoy said, walking into the room. "What brings you here?"
"Didn't you guys hear?" Riona asked.
"What?" all three Malfoy's questioned.
"Well, every summer I go to one of my father's allies homes and this year he picked you guys!" she exclaimed with glee.
"WHAT?!" The Malfoy's shouted.
Riona looked at them, on the verge of fake tears. She put her hands to her mouth and started sniffling. She ran to the couch, bursting into tears. "IS THAT A BAD THING!" she yelled, faking a cry.
" NO! Oh, no! Of course not," Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy burst out suddenly.
"Yes!" Draco said. His parents turned around and glared at him as Riona cried even louder. "No it isn't," he said flatly, rolling his eyes.
"Ok! So where do I sleep?" Riona asked. She got up from the couch and walked over to the stairs and looked up.
"You sleep in, um, Draco's room," Narcissa said.
"WHAT?!" Draco exclaimed. "Then where do I sleep?!"
"On the couch," Narcissa replied simply.
"NO! I'm not gonna sleep on that uncomfortable couch because of her!" he snapped.
Riona frowned. "How does: 'Oh, daddy Draco Malfoy made me sleep on the uncomfortable couch' SOUND?!" she spat.
"Perfectly fine, if you ask me," Draco replied.
"Draco!" Lucious hissed. "Do you know what her father could do to us?"
Draco looked at his father. His summer wasn't going so good, but he wasn't going to let Riona, the I'll-run-to-my-daddy-if-you-don't-do-it-my- way brat, ruin it.
"Fi....ne," he said.
"Good!" Riona exclaimed. She smiled and ran up the stairs.
"BUT YOU BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING TO IT!" he called out, running after her.
"OH DON'T WORRY I WILL!" she yelled, locking the door to his room.
"MOM!" Draco yelled, pounding on the door.
"What is it Draco?" Narcissa asked, rushing up the stairs.
"She's gonna turn my room into a Princess wonderland!" he whined.
"No she won't," Narcissa mumbled.
"YES I WILL!" Riona shouted.
Draco pointed at the door.
Narcissa shrugged.
Riona took her wand out and immediately started transforming his room. She smiled when she was done. This'll definitely drive his nuts, she thought to herself. She opened the door and Draco's mouth dropped open.
"WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?!" he shouted. He looked at his room. Instead of white walls there was pink with princesses moving around and rainbows. His drawer's knobs were turned into little hearts and the carpet was a shocking pink. and his bed was turned into a canopy with pink sheets. He turned to looked at Riona, who was smiling and twirling her hair. He made his hands into fist and muffled a scream. Then he smiled.
"What are you laughing about?" Riona asked, very serious and angry.
"Your not allowed to use magic because your a under aged and not out of school," Draco said. This time it was his turn to smile. He watched Riona's smile faded into a frown.
"HA!" she burst out. "You think I follow those rules! And plus, I don't even go to Hogwarts!" Draco frowned as Riona stuck out her tongue. At least when he returned to Hogwarts he wouldn't have to put up with her! "Oh and I'm going to be going to Hogwarts with you. That's another thing daddy makes me do."
Draco stared at her. "NO! YOU CAN'T!" he yelled. No, she wasn't going to be going to Hogwarts with him. He must be dreaming. Yes that's it! This is all a dream, he said in his mind. A dream. One bad dream.
"Mother, did you know she's staying the WHOLE summer?" Draco questioned.
"Yes, I quite established that when she told us why she was here," Mrs. Malfoy replied.
"T-t-then she's going to Hogwarts with me!" he added.
Well, that's not my problem, Narcissa said in her mind. "I'm-"
"IS THAT A BAD THING?!" Riona suddenly shouted, cutting Narcissa off.
"Yes-"
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Riona cried.
"Draco!" Narcissa hissed. She turned to Riona, who was screaming and yelling that Draco hated her. She put an arm around her shoulder and said, "It's okay Riona. He didn't mean it like that!"
"YES HE DID!"
"It's okay," Narcissa mumbled, glaring at Draco.
"SHE'S FAKING IT!" he shouted.
"WHat's going on up here?" Lucious asked, running up the stairs.
"DRACO HATES ME!" Riona yelled.
"What did you do now?" Lucious asked.
"Nothing!" Draco protested. He looked at Riona, who was faking a cry to his parents, who were trying to get her to stop. He sure was glad he was an only child. He smirked and bent down, leveling his face with Riona's. "You make pretend to cry and threaten to tell your father if you don't get your way, eh?" he sneered. "I see how you work you spoiled little brat!"
Riona frowned and Draco fell back as her fist hit his eye. She got up and walked down the stairs mumbling, "I'm not a brat just spoiled!"
Narcissa looked at her husband, who was just as horrified as she to her son, who was moaning and groaning on the floor. "It's only been one hour," she whispered to Lucious, "imagine the whole summer."
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A/N: There you have it! Chapter One to a very crazy story! So did you guys like it? Well, I know there not suppose to use magic out of school, but that's what's gonna make this story funny. So let's say that there's a different ministry of magic for every school and since Riona doesn't go to a specific school every year, they can't keep track of her and if that made sense to you or not please don't flame me for that reason. Any ways, review telling me if you guys want a second chapter. Oh and Riona won't be crying all the time in the next chapter in case you didn't like that cause believe m it gets annoying to hear her do that all the time, but that's Riona! That cry Baby!
Riona: AM NOT!
Cutiepie: Are two!
Riona: Am not! *sticks out tongue*
Draco: Oh! yes you are! Did you see how much she cried in that chapter ONLY?!?!?
Cutiepie: *nods in agreement*
Riona: You stay out of this!
Draco: Well, you are a cry baby!
Riona: AM NOT!
Cutiepie: Well, I gotta go break those two up before they........
Riona: CUTIEPIE!
Draco: She bit me!
Cutiepie:........ Hurt each other. Well, CYA! *Runs over to the two*