Disclaimer: Read Chapter One!
A/N: I want to thank everyone who reviewed! I just love you all!
Riona: But you've never seen them!
Draco: and all they did was tell you that the story was funny and feel sorry for me!
Cutiepie: Quiet you two! *Whispers to readers* Those two are in possible to live with! Anywayz, I hope you enjoy this chapter just as much as I do! And I don't know if they have Laundry Mats in England!
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-The Dark Lord's Daughter-
-Chapter Four-
-Riona, Draco, and Laundry Mats-
"It's a beautiful morning!" Riona sang as she and Narcissa made chocolate chip cookies. "OH! IT'S BEAUTIFUL-"
"RIONA!" The two heard Draco shout.
"What did I do now?" she whispered then said, "Yes?" She walked into the living room and smiled nervously as Draco swung 'his' tail around. They stared at each other, Draco swinging his tail and Riona rolling a cookie. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Riona screamed. The chase was on!
She ran into the kitchen and ran behind the table. Draco on the other end followed her every move. She went left, he went left. She went right, he went right.
"Cookie?" she said, offering the cookie she had in her hand.
"I'LL GIVE YOU COOKIE!" he yelled, climbing the table and leaping at her.
"NARCISSA! LUCIOUS!" Riona yelled as Draco grabbed her.
"It was to good to be true," Narcissa and Lucious muttered under their breath, ignoring the two.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Riona yelled as Draco turned her into a mouse. He picked her up by the tail and put her in a little jar, then punched holes. "GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Riona squeaked. "Ah! My voice! What have you done to my voice?"
Draco cracked up laughing on the floor as he heard Riona the Mouse squeak with fear. He took the jar and called over his cat, Mimi.
"AHHHHHHHHH! PLEASE STOP! I BEG OF YOU!" Riona shouted as Draco put the cat close to the lid. "PLEASE!" she begged. Draco smiled with amusement than decided to turn her back.
"Under one condition," Draco said to the little gray mouse. "You can't get angry."
"WHAT?!?!?!" the mouse squeaked and Draco burst out laughing again. The cat looked at the mouse, "ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!"
Draco turned Riona back into her annoying human self and then began to tell Mimi what a good cat she was. He stroked her back and whispered that she did a good job. Riona got up and went into the kitchen, mumbling how mean and cruel Draco was.
"It's a beau.....ti....ful...," Narcissa started to sing, but with the face Riona gave her, she stopped.
~*~
"Now I need you both to go to the laundry place across the street and get these clothes washed," Narcissa told Draco and Riona.
"Why do we have to go to a muggle place?" Draco whined.
"Because our magical washing machine broke!" Narcissa said. "Now hurry up!" She put three baskets in their arms and shoved them out the door, then opened the door again and gave them some change. They walked over to the laundry place and placed their bags near a machine.
"How do you work these things?" Draco whispered to Riona.
"Do I look like a muggle?"
"Yea," Draco hissed and got slapped on the head.
Riona took the clothes and started to shove them into the washing machine. She didn't separate them by color, just shoved them in. She closed the door and all the clothes flew out again. Draco smacked his forehead and waved nervously to all the other ladies in the room, who watched the two.
"STAY IN!" Riona shouted at the clothes. She put her back to the door and smiled at Draco, but then fell to the floor as the door flew open.
"Watch a pro at work," Draco said coolly. He took half the clothes out and then put the other half in the machine. He then turned the soap level machine to maximum. "So we can get super clean clothes."
He went over to Riona, who rolled her eyes and the two watched the machine.
"Draco," Riona whispered after some minutes.
"Yeah?"
"Is the soap suppose to come out of thing?" Riona asked as the two watched soap fall to the floor.
"I don't think so," Draco said slowly.
Riona walked over to the washing machine. She turned it off and opened the door. Soap fell everywhere and clothes poured out of the washing machine. She got up again, but fell to the floor as she slipped.
"Draco help!" Riona shouted, but he was to busy laughing. "DRACO!"
"I'm coming- WHOA! AHHHHHH!" He shouted as he slipped. "You weren't suppose to open the door!" he shouted.
"NOW YOU TELL ME!" Riona yelled. She got up, but fell again. "Now how do we get up?" she whined.
"Do you need some help?" a lady asked. Draco and Riona looked up and chuckled nervously.
"N-n-no," Riona said. "We're fine."
"Yea," Draco said. The last thing they needed was a muggle helping them. Draco got up, but was tripped by Riona's hand. He went crashing to the floor and the two lay there, covered in soap.
Draco looked at the door and found Hermione Granger and her mother walk in. He quickly put a soapy, wet shirt over his head. He didn't want to be seen by her. Riona looked at Draco and took the shirt off his head just as Hermione walked by. He fell back to the floor, silently cursing at Riona.
"Draco?" Hermione questioned, about to burst into laughter.
"Yes?" he whispered.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Hermione laughed. "Man will everyone get a load- AHHHHHH!" she screamed as Riona took her ankle and tripped her into the soap.
"Sorry only I'm allowed to humiliate Malfoy," she said kindly. She put a hand on Draco's shoulder and had succeeded in getting up. But when she took her first step she went crashing to the floor.
"Oh!" she said. "HELP!" she shouted. Immediately everyone who was watching came to their aid, but everyone got caught in the soap and then someone had accidentally pushed the 'ON' bottom and soap began to fly everywhere!
IT WAS THE ATTACK OF THE SOAP! People slipped everywhere. their were screams all over the place and no one could mange to get up. And when they did they fell back down again.
"WHAT DO WE DO?!" someone shouted, trying to keep the door close, but failed when they fell to the floor. The door flew open again and soap was everywhere.
"SHUT THE MACHINE OFF!"Draco shouted. Riona took off her heels and managed to press the 'OFF' bottom as she was slammed to the machine by someone slipping. Everyone sat down on the floor and sighed, but as they looked around the place they all groaned.
Then the manager walked in.
"WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE?!" he shouted. Everyone walked (A/N: Oops wrong word ^_^) crawed away, pointing at Riona and Malfoy.
"Hi," the two said, chuckling nervously.
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A/N: LOL! I love this story, so much! When I'm writing it I crack up laughing and when people walk in they think I'm weird, but when you write a funny story the writer needs to laugh at their own work because then-
Riona: YEA! YEA! Whatever! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE DRACO TURN ME INTO A MOUSE?!?!?!?!
Draco: *Still laughing from that part* I loved that part! *Gives cutiepie a high five*
Cutiepie: Sorry Riona, but I gotta go with Draco on this one! *Laughs along with him*
Riona: *Frowns* I'm always getting picked on by those two! Hm! It's not fair!
Cutiepie: *Calms down* Well, anywayz, this story is gonna get up-dated pretty quickly cause I want to get to the squealed and since Fanfiction.net isn't working today.................... I KNOW! I NEED MY DAILY DOSE OF FANFICTION! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Draco: She's such a cry baby!
Riona: *nodds in agreement*
Riona and Draco: What's the squeal about?!
Cutiepie: *Stops crying and smiles evilly* I don't want to ruin it for anybody. It's just REALLY funny. Well, review and tell me what you think of this chapter, kay! CYA!
Riona and Draco: TELL US WHAT THE SQUEAL IS ABOUT!
Cutiepie: *puts fingers in ears* IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING!
A/N: I want to thank everyone who reviewed! I just love you all!
Riona: But you've never seen them!
Draco: and all they did was tell you that the story was funny and feel sorry for me!
Cutiepie: Quiet you two! *Whispers to readers* Those two are in possible to live with! Anywayz, I hope you enjoy this chapter just as much as I do! And I don't know if they have Laundry Mats in England!
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-The Dark Lord's Daughter-
-Chapter Four-
-Riona, Draco, and Laundry Mats-
"It's a beautiful morning!" Riona sang as she and Narcissa made chocolate chip cookies. "OH! IT'S BEAUTIFUL-"
"RIONA!" The two heard Draco shout.
"What did I do now?" she whispered then said, "Yes?" She walked into the living room and smiled nervously as Draco swung 'his' tail around. They stared at each other, Draco swinging his tail and Riona rolling a cookie. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Riona screamed. The chase was on!
She ran into the kitchen and ran behind the table. Draco on the other end followed her every move. She went left, he went left. She went right, he went right.
"Cookie?" she said, offering the cookie she had in her hand.
"I'LL GIVE YOU COOKIE!" he yelled, climbing the table and leaping at her.
"NARCISSA! LUCIOUS!" Riona yelled as Draco grabbed her.
"It was to good to be true," Narcissa and Lucious muttered under their breath, ignoring the two.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Riona yelled as Draco turned her into a mouse. He picked her up by the tail and put her in a little jar, then punched holes. "GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Riona squeaked. "Ah! My voice! What have you done to my voice?"
Draco cracked up laughing on the floor as he heard Riona the Mouse squeak with fear. He took the jar and called over his cat, Mimi.
"AHHHHHHHHH! PLEASE STOP! I BEG OF YOU!" Riona shouted as Draco put the cat close to the lid. "PLEASE!" she begged. Draco smiled with amusement than decided to turn her back.
"Under one condition," Draco said to the little gray mouse. "You can't get angry."
"WHAT?!?!?!" the mouse squeaked and Draco burst out laughing again. The cat looked at the mouse, "ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!"
Draco turned Riona back into her annoying human self and then began to tell Mimi what a good cat she was. He stroked her back and whispered that she did a good job. Riona got up and went into the kitchen, mumbling how mean and cruel Draco was.
"It's a beau.....ti....ful...," Narcissa started to sing, but with the face Riona gave her, she stopped.
~*~
"Now I need you both to go to the laundry place across the street and get these clothes washed," Narcissa told Draco and Riona.
"Why do we have to go to a muggle place?" Draco whined.
"Because our magical washing machine broke!" Narcissa said. "Now hurry up!" She put three baskets in their arms and shoved them out the door, then opened the door again and gave them some change. They walked over to the laundry place and placed their bags near a machine.
"How do you work these things?" Draco whispered to Riona.
"Do I look like a muggle?"
"Yea," Draco hissed and got slapped on the head.
Riona took the clothes and started to shove them into the washing machine. She didn't separate them by color, just shoved them in. She closed the door and all the clothes flew out again. Draco smacked his forehead and waved nervously to all the other ladies in the room, who watched the two.
"STAY IN!" Riona shouted at the clothes. She put her back to the door and smiled at Draco, but then fell to the floor as the door flew open.
"Watch a pro at work," Draco said coolly. He took half the clothes out and then put the other half in the machine. He then turned the soap level machine to maximum. "So we can get super clean clothes."
He went over to Riona, who rolled her eyes and the two watched the machine.
"Draco," Riona whispered after some minutes.
"Yeah?"
"Is the soap suppose to come out of thing?" Riona asked as the two watched soap fall to the floor.
"I don't think so," Draco said slowly.
Riona walked over to the washing machine. She turned it off and opened the door. Soap fell everywhere and clothes poured out of the washing machine. She got up again, but fell to the floor as she slipped.
"Draco help!" Riona shouted, but he was to busy laughing. "DRACO!"
"I'm coming- WHOA! AHHHHHH!" He shouted as he slipped. "You weren't suppose to open the door!" he shouted.
"NOW YOU TELL ME!" Riona yelled. She got up, but fell again. "Now how do we get up?" she whined.
"Do you need some help?" a lady asked. Draco and Riona looked up and chuckled nervously.
"N-n-no," Riona said. "We're fine."
"Yea," Draco said. The last thing they needed was a muggle helping them. Draco got up, but was tripped by Riona's hand. He went crashing to the floor and the two lay there, covered in soap.
Draco looked at the door and found Hermione Granger and her mother walk in. He quickly put a soapy, wet shirt over his head. He didn't want to be seen by her. Riona looked at Draco and took the shirt off his head just as Hermione walked by. He fell back to the floor, silently cursing at Riona.
"Draco?" Hermione questioned, about to burst into laughter.
"Yes?" he whispered.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Hermione laughed. "Man will everyone get a load- AHHHHHH!" she screamed as Riona took her ankle and tripped her into the soap.
"Sorry only I'm allowed to humiliate Malfoy," she said kindly. She put a hand on Draco's shoulder and had succeeded in getting up. But when she took her first step she went crashing to the floor.
"Oh!" she said. "HELP!" she shouted. Immediately everyone who was watching came to their aid, but everyone got caught in the soap and then someone had accidentally pushed the 'ON' bottom and soap began to fly everywhere!
IT WAS THE ATTACK OF THE SOAP! People slipped everywhere. their were screams all over the place and no one could mange to get up. And when they did they fell back down again.
"WHAT DO WE DO?!" someone shouted, trying to keep the door close, but failed when they fell to the floor. The door flew open again and soap was everywhere.
"SHUT THE MACHINE OFF!"Draco shouted. Riona took off her heels and managed to press the 'OFF' bottom as she was slammed to the machine by someone slipping. Everyone sat down on the floor and sighed, but as they looked around the place they all groaned.
Then the manager walked in.
"WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE?!" he shouted. Everyone walked (A/N: Oops wrong word ^_^) crawed away, pointing at Riona and Malfoy.
"Hi," the two said, chuckling nervously.
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A/N: LOL! I love this story, so much! When I'm writing it I crack up laughing and when people walk in they think I'm weird, but when you write a funny story the writer needs to laugh at their own work because then-
Riona: YEA! YEA! Whatever! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE DRACO TURN ME INTO A MOUSE?!?!?!?!
Draco: *Still laughing from that part* I loved that part! *Gives cutiepie a high five*
Cutiepie: Sorry Riona, but I gotta go with Draco on this one! *Laughs along with him*
Riona: *Frowns* I'm always getting picked on by those two! Hm! It's not fair!
Cutiepie: *Calms down* Well, anywayz, this story is gonna get up-dated pretty quickly cause I want to get to the squealed and since Fanfiction.net isn't working today.................... I KNOW! I NEED MY DAILY DOSE OF FANFICTION! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Draco: She's such a cry baby!
Riona: *nodds in agreement*
Riona and Draco: What's the squeal about?!
Cutiepie: *Stops crying and smiles evilly* I don't want to ruin it for anybody. It's just REALLY funny. Well, review and tell me what you think of this chapter, kay! CYA!
Riona and Draco: TELL US WHAT THE SQUEAL IS ABOUT!
Cutiepie: *puts fingers in ears* IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING!