Disclaimer: Read chapter one!
A/N: Well, thank you all who reviewed. Oh and DBZ gal THANKS SO MUCH FOR WHAT YOU SAID even if i'm not a H/D fan! U c I'm gonna b TRYING to write seven stories to this odd crazy duo, lol and I was thinking of plots and u gave me a wonderful idea! Thanks so much and thank u everyone else who reviewed! THANKS! THANKS! THANKS! Th-
Riona: ALL right enough with the thanks!
Draco: Get one with the story!
Cutiepie: *mimics them in a whiny way* Fine! Btw, what chapter is this??
Riona and Draco: FIVE! START TYPING!
Cutiepie: Geezums! There cranky!
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-The Darks Lord's Daughter-
-Chapter Five-
-Riona, The Malfoy's, and the Dursleys?? Oh no!-
"We're moving?!" Draco and Riona said in unison. It was June 13th, another crazy summer day at the Malfoy house. They had just found out that Mimi was pregnant and now Narcissa and Lucious were telling them they were moving.
"It's only temporary," Narcissa quickly said. "I mean we'll need a house with three rooms," she added looking at Riona, "and with Mimi pregnant, we'll need some more space for the kittens. It's just until the end of the summer."
"So, where are we moving?" Draco asked.
~*~
Harry rolled onto his side to look at his window. He had just completed is Potions homework when he heard the new neighbors begin to yell, scream, and argue. His eye went wide when he saw Draco Malfoy step out at the house next door followed by a black haired girl, who was yelling.
"I GET THE BIGGER ROOM!" Riona shouted racing into the house.
"Oh no you don't!" Draco exclaimed. He ran back into the house up the stairs and came to a sudden halt as Riona slammed the door shut.
"HAHAHAHAHA! Riona laughed evilly. "I WIN!" She opened the door and patted Draco on the cheek. "Don't worry, you can come and visit..... A MILLION YEARS FROM NOW! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Draco rolled his eyes and the two walked down the stairs into the kitchen. He sat down on a chair watching the muggle movers place their furniture where his mother told them to. Riona walked over to the fridge and started looking for some cheese to put on her hot sandwich. She opened cabinets and drawers, but couldn't find any mozzarella cheese.
"WHERE'S THE CHEESE?!" she shouted at Draco who shrugged. "Narcissa, where's the cheese?" Riona asked.
"In the- DON'T PUT THAT THERE!" she yelled at a muggle mover, who was sprinkling the Floo Powder in the fireplace. She stomped over to the mover, snatched the pot and placed it on top of the fireplace. "THere, " she said, the turned and motioned the mover o follow her.
"The cheese?" Riona whispered as Narcissa pasted by. She grunted, grabbed Draco's hand and walked over to their neighbors, the Dursleys.
She rang the door bell and the two quietly waited. Moments later a skinny women, whom we all know as Petunia, opened the door. She smiled and tucked a strand of curly brown hair behind her ear.
"Hello," she squeaked. Draco and Riona stared at her, both on the brink of laughter.
Riona cleared her throat and replied, "Um, we're the new neighbors-"
"Just married?" Petunia asked with a smile.
Draco and Riona turned to each other and made a disgusted face. "NO! WHY'D WOULD I WANT TO MARRY HER/HIM!" the two shouted, shifting away from each other.
"Well, any ways," Riona continued, "we, well I was wondering if you had any cheese?"
"CHEESE?!" Draco yelled. "WE CAME HERE FOR CHEESE?!" Riona glared at him.
"Yes! We did!" she hissed angrily. She turned to Petunia and smiled.
"O, um, yea.... I think we do," Petunia stuttered. "I'm sorry, but we don't have cheese," Petunia said.
"FOR PETE'S SAKE DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE CHEESE!" Riona shouted. She turned to Petunia and smiled, then turned around to leave.
"You know," Petunia quickly said, "since you and your family are new to the neighborhood and probably don't have food in your refrigerator, why don't you come and have dinner here with my family and I?"
Riona looked at her and turned to Draco, smiling evilly, She covered his mouth and answered, "We would love that!"
"8:00?" Petunia said. Riona nodded.
She took Draco's hand, still covering his mouth and walked back home. She opened the door and released him.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?" he shouted.
"Made you and your parents have dinner with muggles," Riona said, plopping down on a couch. She took some popcorn a mover had freshly made and began to eat (A/N: Rude isn't she?)
"DAD!" Draco shouted, running into the kitchen.
"What is it Draco?" Lucious asked.
"Riona just told the muggles next door that we would have dinner with them!" Draco quickly said.
"That's fine, uh-huh, o-WHAT (A/N: Man I wish this site could resize the size of the letters, lol)?!" he shouted, running into the living room and glaring at Riona, who continued to eat the movers popcorn. "WHY'D YOU GO AND DO A THING LIKE THAT?!"
Riona looked at him and answered, "Be read by 8:00, okay!" She got up gave the mover back his popcorn, which was all eaten and followed a muggle, who was carrying her bed, up to her room, humming "I will Survive."
~*~
Riona and the Malfoy's walked over ot the Dursleys house Riona rang the door bell and they quietly, yet angrily waited to be attended.
"Petunia showed up once more. "Hello," she said, eyeing that with disgust as they were all wearing black.
The Malfoy's notices this and turned around to leave. Riona quickly got a hold of them and pushed them back, but they protested hoping she would let go.
"You... guys... can... do.... AHHHHHH!" She screamed, falling to the floor. She scrambled to her feet and yelled, "GET BACK HERE OR I TELL MY FATHER!"
The Malfoy's slowly and I mean VERY SLOWLY turned around and walked back. They reached Riona, who slapped them in the head. She turned around to Petunia and smiled. Petunia let out a fake laugh and quickly stopped as her four guest stared at her.
Petunia cleared her throat and showed them in. Mr. Dursleys walked in and looked at his wife, who circled her index finger around her ear and pointed at the Malfoy's.
"Hello," he said, extending his hand out to Lucious. Lucious looked at the hand and eyed Mr. Dursley with annoyance. "Um,why don't you meet my son, Dudley. DUDLEY!"
A short, fat, kid walked down the stairs and his eyes lit up when they fell on Riona. She moved an inch closer to Draco and chuckled nervously. She didn't like the idea of a muggle liking her.
"And our nephew Harry!" Mr. Dursley said, calling him.
The Malfoy's eyes grew wide as Harry Potter walked down the stairs. He stopped in front of them and they all stared. "YOUR MY NEIGHBOR!" The Malfoy's said to Harry and Harry said to the Malfoy's. They stared at each other and an awkward silence fell.
"I'm leaving!" Lucious declared the rest of his family agreeing.
"Oh no your not!" Riona said, taking out her wand and locking the door. The Malfoy's turned around.
"Riona you just used magic-"
"Oh if they live with Po-Po-Po-Po-Po-Po HIM they're sure to know about Hogwarts!" Riona spat. "Now let's act like.... human beings and ENJOY a nice dinner.... with muggles."
The Malfoy's gave her a dirty look and Petunia screamed, running into the kitchen and grabbing a knife.
"STAY AWAY!" she shouted, holding Dudley. "IF I KNEW YOU WERE ONE OF THEM I WOULD HAVE NEVER INVITED YOU!"
"See Riona she doesn't want us to have dinner," Draco whispered. Riona stared at the lady and frowned. She wanted to see what muggles were like and how they acted, but now her chance was ruined.
"You hate people like us?" Riona asked.
"STAY AWAY!"
Riona lifted an eyebrow and lifted her wand making the Dursleys scream. She turned around to the Malfoy's and smiled. "Why don't we have some fun?"
"Now this is an evening I'll enjoy," Lucious said, taking out his wand.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" The Dursley screamed, running into the cupboard.
"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO THEM?" Harry suddenly asked. Riona and the Malfoy's turned around to face.
"We're not gonna kill them Po-Po-Po-Po-"
"Potter?" Draco said flatly.
Riona nodded and continued, "We're just gonna have some good ol' fun. Why don't you join us?"
Harry looked at her and took a step back. He had a bad feeling about this girl. His scar tingling with a bit of pain as he stared at her. He shook his head no and sat on the stairs, watching the Malfoy's.
Riona walked over to the closet, opened it and stuck her wand out. The Dursley let out a petrifying scream and the Malfoy's burst out laughing. They did it again and once more the Dursleys screamed.
"Alo-"
"DON'T CURSE US!" Dudley yelled, bursting into tears.
The Malfoy's let out a laugh and this is how it went all night.
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A/N: HAHAHAHAHA! I'm so mean to the Dursley!
Riona and Draco: This is one chapter I like *give each other a high five*
Cutiepie: Anywayz, I don't think Dudley looks like that still. I read a bit of the fifth book in the beginning and I can't remember what he looks like and Oh no! Harry suspects something! DUN DUN DUN!
Harry: *to Riona* Who r u?
Riona: Uh! Riona duh!
Harry: *Rolls eyes and is thrown out by Draco and Riona*
Riona: You not allowed in here! Your a Gryffindor!
Cutiepie: um...... mind them. Anywayz, I hoped you guys liked it. Review please!
A/N: Well, thank you all who reviewed. Oh and DBZ gal THANKS SO MUCH FOR WHAT YOU SAID even if i'm not a H/D fan! U c I'm gonna b TRYING to write seven stories to this odd crazy duo, lol and I was thinking of plots and u gave me a wonderful idea! Thanks so much and thank u everyone else who reviewed! THANKS! THANKS! THANKS! Th-
Riona: ALL right enough with the thanks!
Draco: Get one with the story!
Cutiepie: *mimics them in a whiny way* Fine! Btw, what chapter is this??
Riona and Draco: FIVE! START TYPING!
Cutiepie: Geezums! There cranky!
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-The Darks Lord's Daughter-
-Chapter Five-
-Riona, The Malfoy's, and the Dursleys?? Oh no!-
"We're moving?!" Draco and Riona said in unison. It was June 13th, another crazy summer day at the Malfoy house. They had just found out that Mimi was pregnant and now Narcissa and Lucious were telling them they were moving.
"It's only temporary," Narcissa quickly said. "I mean we'll need a house with three rooms," she added looking at Riona, "and with Mimi pregnant, we'll need some more space for the kittens. It's just until the end of the summer."
"So, where are we moving?" Draco asked.
~*~
Harry rolled onto his side to look at his window. He had just completed is Potions homework when he heard the new neighbors begin to yell, scream, and argue. His eye went wide when he saw Draco Malfoy step out at the house next door followed by a black haired girl, who was yelling.
"I GET THE BIGGER ROOM!" Riona shouted racing into the house.
"Oh no you don't!" Draco exclaimed. He ran back into the house up the stairs and came to a sudden halt as Riona slammed the door shut.
"HAHAHAHAHA! Riona laughed evilly. "I WIN!" She opened the door and patted Draco on the cheek. "Don't worry, you can come and visit..... A MILLION YEARS FROM NOW! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Draco rolled his eyes and the two walked down the stairs into the kitchen. He sat down on a chair watching the muggle movers place their furniture where his mother told them to. Riona walked over to the fridge and started looking for some cheese to put on her hot sandwich. She opened cabinets and drawers, but couldn't find any mozzarella cheese.
"WHERE'S THE CHEESE?!" she shouted at Draco who shrugged. "Narcissa, where's the cheese?" Riona asked.
"In the- DON'T PUT THAT THERE!" she yelled at a muggle mover, who was sprinkling the Floo Powder in the fireplace. She stomped over to the mover, snatched the pot and placed it on top of the fireplace. "THere, " she said, the turned and motioned the mover o follow her.
"The cheese?" Riona whispered as Narcissa pasted by. She grunted, grabbed Draco's hand and walked over to their neighbors, the Dursleys.
She rang the door bell and the two quietly waited. Moments later a skinny women, whom we all know as Petunia, opened the door. She smiled and tucked a strand of curly brown hair behind her ear.
"Hello," she squeaked. Draco and Riona stared at her, both on the brink of laughter.
Riona cleared her throat and replied, "Um, we're the new neighbors-"
"Just married?" Petunia asked with a smile.
Draco and Riona turned to each other and made a disgusted face. "NO! WHY'D WOULD I WANT TO MARRY HER/HIM!" the two shouted, shifting away from each other.
"Well, any ways," Riona continued, "we, well I was wondering if you had any cheese?"
"CHEESE?!" Draco yelled. "WE CAME HERE FOR CHEESE?!" Riona glared at him.
"Yes! We did!" she hissed angrily. She turned to Petunia and smiled.
"O, um, yea.... I think we do," Petunia stuttered. "I'm sorry, but we don't have cheese," Petunia said.
"FOR PETE'S SAKE DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE CHEESE!" Riona shouted. She turned to Petunia and smiled, then turned around to leave.
"You know," Petunia quickly said, "since you and your family are new to the neighborhood and probably don't have food in your refrigerator, why don't you come and have dinner here with my family and I?"
Riona looked at her and turned to Draco, smiling evilly, She covered his mouth and answered, "We would love that!"
"8:00?" Petunia said. Riona nodded.
She took Draco's hand, still covering his mouth and walked back home. She opened the door and released him.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?" he shouted.
"Made you and your parents have dinner with muggles," Riona said, plopping down on a couch. She took some popcorn a mover had freshly made and began to eat (A/N: Rude isn't she?)
"DAD!" Draco shouted, running into the kitchen.
"What is it Draco?" Lucious asked.
"Riona just told the muggles next door that we would have dinner with them!" Draco quickly said.
"That's fine, uh-huh, o-WHAT (A/N: Man I wish this site could resize the size of the letters, lol)?!" he shouted, running into the living room and glaring at Riona, who continued to eat the movers popcorn. "WHY'D YOU GO AND DO A THING LIKE THAT?!"
Riona looked at him and answered, "Be read by 8:00, okay!" She got up gave the mover back his popcorn, which was all eaten and followed a muggle, who was carrying her bed, up to her room, humming "I will Survive."
~*~
Riona and the Malfoy's walked over ot the Dursleys house Riona rang the door bell and they quietly, yet angrily waited to be attended.
"Petunia showed up once more. "Hello," she said, eyeing that with disgust as they were all wearing black.
The Malfoy's notices this and turned around to leave. Riona quickly got a hold of them and pushed them back, but they protested hoping she would let go.
"You... guys... can... do.... AHHHHHH!" She screamed, falling to the floor. She scrambled to her feet and yelled, "GET BACK HERE OR I TELL MY FATHER!"
The Malfoy's slowly and I mean VERY SLOWLY turned around and walked back. They reached Riona, who slapped them in the head. She turned around to Petunia and smiled. Petunia let out a fake laugh and quickly stopped as her four guest stared at her.
Petunia cleared her throat and showed them in. Mr. Dursleys walked in and looked at his wife, who circled her index finger around her ear and pointed at the Malfoy's.
"Hello," he said, extending his hand out to Lucious. Lucious looked at the hand and eyed Mr. Dursley with annoyance. "Um,why don't you meet my son, Dudley. DUDLEY!"
A short, fat, kid walked down the stairs and his eyes lit up when they fell on Riona. She moved an inch closer to Draco and chuckled nervously. She didn't like the idea of a muggle liking her.
"And our nephew Harry!" Mr. Dursley said, calling him.
The Malfoy's eyes grew wide as Harry Potter walked down the stairs. He stopped in front of them and they all stared. "YOUR MY NEIGHBOR!" The Malfoy's said to Harry and Harry said to the Malfoy's. They stared at each other and an awkward silence fell.
"I'm leaving!" Lucious declared the rest of his family agreeing.
"Oh no your not!" Riona said, taking out her wand and locking the door. The Malfoy's turned around.
"Riona you just used magic-"
"Oh if they live with Po-Po-Po-Po-Po-Po HIM they're sure to know about Hogwarts!" Riona spat. "Now let's act like.... human beings and ENJOY a nice dinner.... with muggles."
The Malfoy's gave her a dirty look and Petunia screamed, running into the kitchen and grabbing a knife.
"STAY AWAY!" she shouted, holding Dudley. "IF I KNEW YOU WERE ONE OF THEM I WOULD HAVE NEVER INVITED YOU!"
"See Riona she doesn't want us to have dinner," Draco whispered. Riona stared at the lady and frowned. She wanted to see what muggles were like and how they acted, but now her chance was ruined.
"You hate people like us?" Riona asked.
"STAY AWAY!"
Riona lifted an eyebrow and lifted her wand making the Dursleys scream. She turned around to the Malfoy's and smiled. "Why don't we have some fun?"
"Now this is an evening I'll enjoy," Lucious said, taking out his wand.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" The Dursley screamed, running into the cupboard.
"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO THEM?" Harry suddenly asked. Riona and the Malfoy's turned around to face.
"We're not gonna kill them Po-Po-Po-Po-"
"Potter?" Draco said flatly.
Riona nodded and continued, "We're just gonna have some good ol' fun. Why don't you join us?"
Harry looked at her and took a step back. He had a bad feeling about this girl. His scar tingling with a bit of pain as he stared at her. He shook his head no and sat on the stairs, watching the Malfoy's.
Riona walked over to the closet, opened it and stuck her wand out. The Dursley let out a petrifying scream and the Malfoy's burst out laughing. They did it again and once more the Dursleys screamed.
"Alo-"
"DON'T CURSE US!" Dudley yelled, bursting into tears.
The Malfoy's let out a laugh and this is how it went all night.
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A/N: HAHAHAHAHA! I'm so mean to the Dursley!
Riona and Draco: This is one chapter I like *give each other a high five*
Cutiepie: Anywayz, I don't think Dudley looks like that still. I read a bit of the fifth book in the beginning and I can't remember what he looks like and Oh no! Harry suspects something! DUN DUN DUN!
Harry: *to Riona* Who r u?
Riona: Uh! Riona duh!
Harry: *Rolls eyes and is thrown out by Draco and Riona*
Riona: You not allowed in here! Your a Gryffindor!
Cutiepie: um...... mind them. Anywayz, I hoped you guys liked it. Review please!