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A/N: I'M SO SORRY THAT THIS TOOK A WHILE TO UPDATE! It's just that school started and my math teacher drowns us with homework. I'm starting piano classes again and I also have to practice my flute and I had written this chapter in many different pieces of paper and I lost the beginning, so I was to lazy to think of it. And I'm also writing my own novel...novella... or something around there! My own story in other words! And yea I'm pretty busy, so Updates are gonna be slower and I'M SO SORRY! REALLY I AM! O! And I'm also reading the fifth book and this story- and I repeat- WILL NOT FOLLOW THE BOOK! OK! and I don't like that Umbridge woman! I I luv how McGanogal acts when she's around her though! lol! So anywayz, Thank you all who reviewed and I hope-
Draco: I want to thank all reviewers who r feeling sorry for me! Thank you! because you don't know what it's like to live with these two.... girls.
Cutiepie: o.O ANYWAYZ, *Riona and Draco stare at her* Hope u enjoy this-
Riona: O! One more thing.
Cutiepie: *glares at her*
Riona: *whispers* never mind.
Cutiepie: *says in one breath before the other two cut in* Ihopeyouenjoythischapter!
Riona and Draco: o.O.... er......wat?!?!
Cutiepie: aren't u two suppose to be in bed... sleeping!
Draco: One more thing!
Cutiepie: *gives him an annoyed and angry glare*
Draco: enjoy!
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-The Dark Lord's Daughter-
-Chapter Six-
-Riona, The Malfoy's and A Telephone-
"What is it?" Lucious whispered as he and the other three stared at the creamy colored telephone that had come with the house. It was June 27 and they had been living there for two weeks. Everything was fine, at least to the Malfoy's it was.
"I don't know," Draco said as the others held out their wands, ready to attack.
"I think it was call a felephone," Lucious said.
"No it's called a telephone," Riona corrected.
"Oh," the Malfoy's whispered.
"RRRINGGGGGGGGGG!" it rang.
Everyone jumped in surprise and put their wands way in front of them. Draco ran behind everyone for he couldn't use magic and looked over his mother's shoulder. Riona pushed Lucious in front of her and hissed, "get it before i attacks or does something evil!"
Lucious gave her a dirty look and with a trembling hand picked up the phone. "H-h-hello," he stuttered.
"Hi! Is this Mr. Malfoy?" a lady on the other line said so loud that Lucious put the phone his arm's length away from him.
"YES!" he shouted from that distance.
"Ok! Well, your new number is going to be 555-5555. Ok! *click*"
Lucious stared at the phone. Then turned to the others who were all curious to find out who was on the other line. "Our new number is 555- 5555," he informed.
"We have a number?" Draco asked. "What's it for?"
"Maybe it's used to keep track of us and the things we do," Riona whispered. The Malfoy's gasped and they all looked at the telephone as if it were something dangerous.
"RRINNNNNNNNNNNG!' It rang again. The Malfoy's took a step back, wands still out in front of them.
"Riona go get it!" Draco hissed, shoving her towards the phone that rang very loudly.
She scowled at him and slowly picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"Is your refrigerator running?" the caller asked.
".....er.... yes?" Riona said slowly, lifting an eyebrow.
"THEN GO CATCH IT! HAHAHAHAHA!*click*"
Riona looked at the phone and shook her head. Thank God we don't use those things, she thought, people call and say stupid things!
"Let's go 'catch' our refrigerator," she said sarcastically to the Malfoy's.
"But it's not running," Narcissa said, not seeing that it was a joke.
"Never mind," Riona mumbled.
They all turned to leave when the phone rang again. This time it was Draco's turn to answer it. He walked over, taking nervous glances at every one else.
"Hello?" he said.
"Santa Claus?" a squeaky little girl's voice said.
"......er...," he started to say, but was cut off when the little girl gave a loud shriek.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOUR REAL!" she exclaimed. "SEE MARK HE IS REAL!" OH MY GOSH! So Have I been a good girl?"
Draco stared at his parents and Riona, who all leaned in to hear. "Look-" he said, but was cut off again with the girl crying.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'VE BEEN BAD!B-b-but what did I do?" the girl cried.
"I'M NOT SANTA! Draco yelled at once. It was silent on the other end and he heard someone crying. "Hello? Are you there?"
"Look Mister," a gruff man's voice said angrily. "If you weren't Santa why didn't you say so or at least pretend to be Santa! Now you made my little sister sad and angry! Don't ever call this house again! *click*"
Draco stared at the phone. "I didn't even- I HATE TELEPHONES!" He slammed the phone on the receiver and turned away when the phone rang again. "Don't answer it! It might be Santa's fan club callin' to have their big brothers yell at you!"
Riona let out a laugh and picked up the phone. "Hello?" she said.
"Hi, Mrs. Trinti," someone said. Riona said about to answer when the lady cut her off, "you ordered 40 bouquets of flowers and where exactly do you live?"
"40 BOUQUETS!" Riona shouted. She gaped at the Malfoy's, who were all shocked and then smiled. "Yes I did...."
~*~
(DING! DONG!)
"HARRY GET THE DOOR!" Petunia shouted from the kitchen.
Harry walked over to the door, mimicking his aunt and his eyes shot open in surprise as he stared at all the flowers in the front yard. He swallowed hard and instantly images of what Petunia would do flashed in his mind.
"Trinti?" the woman, who had brought all the flowers said.
"Er...."
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON OVER HERE! AND WHAT ARE ALL THOSE FLOWERS DOING IN OUR FRONT YARD!" he heard Petunia yell. "WHO SENT ALL OF THESE?!"
The lady held out a card and Petunia snatched it ut of her hand. It read:
From your very kind neighbors!
Hope you enjoy all 40 bouquets of flowers!
Petunia crumbled the card and angrily signed the check board, glaring at the Malfoy's house. She spotted them waving out their window and winking at her.
~*~
(DING! DONG!)
Narcissa walked over to the door and slammed it shut as quickly as she opened it. She frowned and walked back to the kitchen and Riona could swear that she saw smoke coming out of her ears.
"WHO ORDERED 20 OR SOME BOXES OF PIZZA?!" she yelled.
"20!" the other three exclaimed. Narcissa nodded.
"The Dursley's!" Riona was quick to accuse.
"Why-"
"The flowers!"
Narcissa sharply turned on her heels and stormed out of the room. She picked up the phone and dialed a number. She pressed so hard that some keys got stuck and she pounded on the phone to get them back.
"Yes. Can you be here by 4:00 in the morning. 4 Privet Drive. Thank you *click*" Riona, Draco, and Lucious heard her say.
~*~
(DING! DONG!)
"Who in their right mind would come by 4:00 in the morning?" Petunia mumbled. She got up and put on a frilly pink robe. Then she walked down stairs. She opened the door and screamed.
All over her front yard were animals of all kinds. Horses, rabbits, birds, lions, cats, dogs, and so much more.
"Where's the party?" the trainer said.
~*~
"RRRRINNNNNNNNGGGGGG!" the phone rang.
"SOMEONE GET IT!" Narcissa yelled from her room.
Riona groaned and walked down the stairs. She stumbled in the dark and made it over to the ringing phone, Draco behind her.
"Hello?" she mumbled.
"YOU BETTER STOP-" Riona slammed the phone on the receiver and fell to the floor, sleeping.
"Who was it?" Draco muttered.
"The flower," Riona replied.
"Oh," Draco said, sleeping on the floor next to her.
~*~
Petunia tore open her front door and stomped over to the Malfoy's house. She slammed the door shut, making the windows tremble. Neighbors looked out their windows curiously. She knocked and tapped her foot impatiently, arms crossed over her chest.
"DRACO! RIONA! GET IT! Narcissa shouted. Riona groaned and got up. She walked towards the door and leaned on it, nodding her head as Petunia yelled at her. She closed her eyes, kept nodding, and fell asleep.
"YOU BETTER STOP USING THAT TELEPHONE TO CALL PETTING ZOO'S AND MAKE COME OVER TO OR HOUSE!" she shouted.
"Mm-hmm," Riona hummed, quite annoyed that she was being awaken for this. She took a deep breath and continued to nod and listen to Petunia.
"IF YOU DON'T STOP... I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE!" Petunia screamed. She put her hands on her hips and waited for Riona to reply. She looked at her and was about to yell again, but Riona let out a loud snore and fell on top of her. "THAT'S IT I'M CALLING!"
And with that, she pushed Riona back in into her house and turned on her heel.
~*~
"Officer I'm pretty sure that this mug- lady is hearing and seeing things," Lucious explained to the police men Petunia had called.
"HE'S LYING!" Petunia shouted.
"I'm positively sure that we never called any-"
"LIAR!"
"WILL YOU SHUT-UP AND LET ME FINISH!" Lucious shouted, grabbing his wand in his pocket, trying his hardest not to whip it out and curse her.
Petunia crossed her arms and frown. Everyone was outside on the her lawn, watching the police man who just nodded and scribbled on his pad. He was really just doodling, wishing he was home in his bed.
"So I'm sorry that this crazy, lunatic of a mug- woman had to bother you," Lucious said kindly and force a smile onto his face.
Draco and Riona noticed this and made a face. "Lucious... nice?" Riona muttered.
"I know," Draco said with disgust.
"Alright then!" the officer exclaimed, glad that this was over. "Please don't try and harass each other again. He got into his car and sped away.
The Dursley and the Malfoy's glared at each other turned o their heels and left towards there own homes. Lucious slammed the door shut and took out his wand. He muttered a couple of words and the telephone.....
"M-m-m-m-mr. Malfoy," Riona stuttered. "You just blew up the telephone."
"I know and good night," he said.
~*~
Someone in England dialed a number.
"*BI, BI, BI* I'm sorry, but the number that you have dialed has just been blown up because of annoying neighbors like you! If you would like to try again.... please don't. THank you *Click*
The person stared at the phone.
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A/N: HAHAHA! I liked the ending. Well, that chapter was probably the longest and I hope it makes up for the long wait. You know I just realized something.
Riona and Draco: What?!?!
Cutiepie: Every story I write the six chapter is ALWAYS the longest!
Riona and Draco: o.O so!
Cutiepie: *Rolls eyes* Anywayz-
Riona: REVIEW! hehehe, I always wanted to do that!
Draco and Cutiepie: o.O
Riona: wat??
Cutiepie: er.... I need to book an apointment to St. Mungo's for u! *goes to make an appoitnment*
Draco: Well-
Riona: REVIEW!
Draco: Stop that!
Riona: NO!
Draco: *rolls eyes* well-
Riona: REVIEW!
Draco: *Puts a hand over her mouth* C-
Riona: *muffled* Re- OUCH!
Draco: CYA! *Le's go of Riona who jumps him*
A/N: I'M SO SORRY THAT THIS TOOK A WHILE TO UPDATE! It's just that school started and my math teacher drowns us with homework. I'm starting piano classes again and I also have to practice my flute and I had written this chapter in many different pieces of paper and I lost the beginning, so I was to lazy to think of it. And I'm also writing my own novel...novella... or something around there! My own story in other words! And yea I'm pretty busy, so Updates are gonna be slower and I'M SO SORRY! REALLY I AM! O! And I'm also reading the fifth book and this story- and I repeat- WILL NOT FOLLOW THE BOOK! OK! and I don't like that Umbridge woman! I I luv how McGanogal acts when she's around her though! lol! So anywayz, Thank you all who reviewed and I hope-
Draco: I want to thank all reviewers who r feeling sorry for me! Thank you! because you don't know what it's like to live with these two.... girls.
Cutiepie: o.O ANYWAYZ, *Riona and Draco stare at her* Hope u enjoy this-
Riona: O! One more thing.
Cutiepie: *glares at her*
Riona: *whispers* never mind.
Cutiepie: *says in one breath before the other two cut in* Ihopeyouenjoythischapter!
Riona and Draco: o.O.... er......wat?!?!
Cutiepie: aren't u two suppose to be in bed... sleeping!
Draco: One more thing!
Cutiepie: *gives him an annoyed and angry glare*
Draco: enjoy!
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-The Dark Lord's Daughter-
-Chapter Six-
-Riona, The Malfoy's and A Telephone-
"What is it?" Lucious whispered as he and the other three stared at the creamy colored telephone that had come with the house. It was June 27 and they had been living there for two weeks. Everything was fine, at least to the Malfoy's it was.
"I don't know," Draco said as the others held out their wands, ready to attack.
"I think it was call a felephone," Lucious said.
"No it's called a telephone," Riona corrected.
"Oh," the Malfoy's whispered.
"RRRINGGGGGGGGGG!" it rang.
Everyone jumped in surprise and put their wands way in front of them. Draco ran behind everyone for he couldn't use magic and looked over his mother's shoulder. Riona pushed Lucious in front of her and hissed, "get it before i attacks or does something evil!"
Lucious gave her a dirty look and with a trembling hand picked up the phone. "H-h-hello," he stuttered.
"Hi! Is this Mr. Malfoy?" a lady on the other line said so loud that Lucious put the phone his arm's length away from him.
"YES!" he shouted from that distance.
"Ok! Well, your new number is going to be 555-5555. Ok! *click*"
Lucious stared at the phone. Then turned to the others who were all curious to find out who was on the other line. "Our new number is 555- 5555," he informed.
"We have a number?" Draco asked. "What's it for?"
"Maybe it's used to keep track of us and the things we do," Riona whispered. The Malfoy's gasped and they all looked at the telephone as if it were something dangerous.
"RRINNNNNNNNNNNG!' It rang again. The Malfoy's took a step back, wands still out in front of them.
"Riona go get it!" Draco hissed, shoving her towards the phone that rang very loudly.
She scowled at him and slowly picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"Is your refrigerator running?" the caller asked.
".....er.... yes?" Riona said slowly, lifting an eyebrow.
"THEN GO CATCH IT! HAHAHAHAHA!*click*"
Riona looked at the phone and shook her head. Thank God we don't use those things, she thought, people call and say stupid things!
"Let's go 'catch' our refrigerator," she said sarcastically to the Malfoy's.
"But it's not running," Narcissa said, not seeing that it was a joke.
"Never mind," Riona mumbled.
They all turned to leave when the phone rang again. This time it was Draco's turn to answer it. He walked over, taking nervous glances at every one else.
"Hello?" he said.
"Santa Claus?" a squeaky little girl's voice said.
"......er...," he started to say, but was cut off when the little girl gave a loud shriek.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOUR REAL!" she exclaimed. "SEE MARK HE IS REAL!" OH MY GOSH! So Have I been a good girl?"
Draco stared at his parents and Riona, who all leaned in to hear. "Look-" he said, but was cut off again with the girl crying.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'VE BEEN BAD!B-b-but what did I do?" the girl cried.
"I'M NOT SANTA! Draco yelled at once. It was silent on the other end and he heard someone crying. "Hello? Are you there?"
"Look Mister," a gruff man's voice said angrily. "If you weren't Santa why didn't you say so or at least pretend to be Santa! Now you made my little sister sad and angry! Don't ever call this house again! *click*"
Draco stared at the phone. "I didn't even- I HATE TELEPHONES!" He slammed the phone on the receiver and turned away when the phone rang again. "Don't answer it! It might be Santa's fan club callin' to have their big brothers yell at you!"
Riona let out a laugh and picked up the phone. "Hello?" she said.
"Hi, Mrs. Trinti," someone said. Riona said about to answer when the lady cut her off, "you ordered 40 bouquets of flowers and where exactly do you live?"
"40 BOUQUETS!" Riona shouted. She gaped at the Malfoy's, who were all shocked and then smiled. "Yes I did...."
~*~
(DING! DONG!)
"HARRY GET THE DOOR!" Petunia shouted from the kitchen.
Harry walked over to the door, mimicking his aunt and his eyes shot open in surprise as he stared at all the flowers in the front yard. He swallowed hard and instantly images of what Petunia would do flashed in his mind.
"Trinti?" the woman, who had brought all the flowers said.
"Er...."
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON OVER HERE! AND WHAT ARE ALL THOSE FLOWERS DOING IN OUR FRONT YARD!" he heard Petunia yell. "WHO SENT ALL OF THESE?!"
The lady held out a card and Petunia snatched it ut of her hand. It read:
From your very kind neighbors!
Hope you enjoy all 40 bouquets of flowers!
Petunia crumbled the card and angrily signed the check board, glaring at the Malfoy's house. She spotted them waving out their window and winking at her.
~*~
(DING! DONG!)
Narcissa walked over to the door and slammed it shut as quickly as she opened it. She frowned and walked back to the kitchen and Riona could swear that she saw smoke coming out of her ears.
"WHO ORDERED 20 OR SOME BOXES OF PIZZA?!" she yelled.
"20!" the other three exclaimed. Narcissa nodded.
"The Dursley's!" Riona was quick to accuse.
"Why-"
"The flowers!"
Narcissa sharply turned on her heels and stormed out of the room. She picked up the phone and dialed a number. She pressed so hard that some keys got stuck and she pounded on the phone to get them back.
"Yes. Can you be here by 4:00 in the morning. 4 Privet Drive. Thank you *click*" Riona, Draco, and Lucious heard her say.
~*~
(DING! DONG!)
"Who in their right mind would come by 4:00 in the morning?" Petunia mumbled. She got up and put on a frilly pink robe. Then she walked down stairs. She opened the door and screamed.
All over her front yard were animals of all kinds. Horses, rabbits, birds, lions, cats, dogs, and so much more.
"Where's the party?" the trainer said.
~*~
"RRRRINNNNNNNNGGGGGG!" the phone rang.
"SOMEONE GET IT!" Narcissa yelled from her room.
Riona groaned and walked down the stairs. She stumbled in the dark and made it over to the ringing phone, Draco behind her.
"Hello?" she mumbled.
"YOU BETTER STOP-" Riona slammed the phone on the receiver and fell to the floor, sleeping.
"Who was it?" Draco muttered.
"The flower," Riona replied.
"Oh," Draco said, sleeping on the floor next to her.
~*~
Petunia tore open her front door and stomped over to the Malfoy's house. She slammed the door shut, making the windows tremble. Neighbors looked out their windows curiously. She knocked and tapped her foot impatiently, arms crossed over her chest.
"DRACO! RIONA! GET IT! Narcissa shouted. Riona groaned and got up. She walked towards the door and leaned on it, nodding her head as Petunia yelled at her. She closed her eyes, kept nodding, and fell asleep.
"YOU BETTER STOP USING THAT TELEPHONE TO CALL PETTING ZOO'S AND MAKE COME OVER TO OR HOUSE!" she shouted.
"Mm-hmm," Riona hummed, quite annoyed that she was being awaken for this. She took a deep breath and continued to nod and listen to Petunia.
"IF YOU DON'T STOP... I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE!" Petunia screamed. She put her hands on her hips and waited for Riona to reply. She looked at her and was about to yell again, but Riona let out a loud snore and fell on top of her. "THAT'S IT I'M CALLING!"
And with that, she pushed Riona back in into her house and turned on her heel.
~*~
"Officer I'm pretty sure that this mug- lady is hearing and seeing things," Lucious explained to the police men Petunia had called.
"HE'S LYING!" Petunia shouted.
"I'm positively sure that we never called any-"
"LIAR!"
"WILL YOU SHUT-UP AND LET ME FINISH!" Lucious shouted, grabbing his wand in his pocket, trying his hardest not to whip it out and curse her.
Petunia crossed her arms and frown. Everyone was outside on the her lawn, watching the police man who just nodded and scribbled on his pad. He was really just doodling, wishing he was home in his bed.
"So I'm sorry that this crazy, lunatic of a mug- woman had to bother you," Lucious said kindly and force a smile onto his face.
Draco and Riona noticed this and made a face. "Lucious... nice?" Riona muttered.
"I know," Draco said with disgust.
"Alright then!" the officer exclaimed, glad that this was over. "Please don't try and harass each other again. He got into his car and sped away.
The Dursley and the Malfoy's glared at each other turned o their heels and left towards there own homes. Lucious slammed the door shut and took out his wand. He muttered a couple of words and the telephone.....
"M-m-m-m-mr. Malfoy," Riona stuttered. "You just blew up the telephone."
"I know and good night," he said.
~*~
Someone in England dialed a number.
"*BI, BI, BI* I'm sorry, but the number that you have dialed has just been blown up because of annoying neighbors like you! If you would like to try again.... please don't. THank you *Click*
The person stared at the phone.
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A/N: HAHAHA! I liked the ending. Well, that chapter was probably the longest and I hope it makes up for the long wait. You know I just realized something.
Riona and Draco: What?!?!
Cutiepie: Every story I write the six chapter is ALWAYS the longest!
Riona and Draco: o.O so!
Cutiepie: *Rolls eyes* Anywayz-
Riona: REVIEW! hehehe, I always wanted to do that!
Draco and Cutiepie: o.O
Riona: wat??
Cutiepie: er.... I need to book an apointment to St. Mungo's for u! *goes to make an appoitnment*
Draco: Well-
Riona: REVIEW!
Draco: Stop that!
Riona: NO!
Draco: *rolls eyes* well-
Riona: REVIEW!
Draco: *Puts a hand over her mouth* C-
Riona: *muffled* Re- OUCH!
Draco: CYA! *Le's go of Riona who jumps him*