Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own any part of Dragonball Z or GT.



NOTE: So I was reading though the newer issue of Cosmo and the Cosmo confessions were really good, so I decided to write a little story using a few of the tales in there. So I guess I don't own those either. Damn! I know Love's Pain isn't finished but this idea really hit me. I hope you like.

Pan:23 Marron: 25

Bra:23 Trunks:27

Goten:26 Uub:26

Okay so Trunks and Pan are married. They have been married for one year. Marron and Goten are married and they have been married for three years. Bra and Uub are engaged and they have been together for four years.



Girl's Night



The girls were all crowded in Pan's living room eating fruit and catching up on the latest gossip in their lives. It had been forever since they had some time to themselves, and Pan had missed her two best friends. Her and Trunks had finally married after three years of dating and she was living the life she had always wanted. But with the contentment of married life meant that she didn't get to see Bra and Marron as much as she use to, especially since they both had other things going on in their lives.

"Okay, so how did you get rid of Trunks tonight?" Marron asked Pan, pulling her from her thoughts.

"Yeah, he has barely left your side since ya'll got married. How did you rid of my darling big brother?" Bra chimed in.

"Oh that's easy. I told him that we were going to have a girl's night and unless he wanted his nails painted and have his hair done then he should go to Uub's or Uncle Goten's." Pan said eating the last of the strawberries. She laughed as she remembered the horrified look on her husband's face.

"I can't believe he was gullible enough to fall for that. Trunks has known you for 23 years and he really thinks that you would voluntarily paint your nails or play with your hair just for the hell of it?" Marron asked in shock.

"I know! I think he was just scared of what I would do to him if he stayed."

"Okay, okay enough about my big brother. Now lets get down to the dirt. It has been forever since we had time to really talk." Bra said getting comfortable on the couch.

"We will, but first what time are we suppose to be at the church tomorrow?" Pan asked Bra.

"Um, Mom said to be there no latter than 10:00 in the morning."

"Bra, I can't believe you are getting married tomorrow. Uub is going to be so stunned when he sees you walking sown the isle." Marron gushed as she got up to get another beer.

"Just like Goten was when ya'll got married."

"That's true. I've never seen my Uncle so speechless before, well except for when he saw the wedding cake at the reception." Pan giggled.

"Oh, don't remind me. I didn't think I would get a single piece of cake. And I really didn't think I would ever be able to get cake out of my wedding dress. I almost killed him." Marron groaned.

The girls continued talking until they were down to one six pack and no food. Pan had spent most the time trying to distract Bra and Marron from the topic that she knew they were dying to talk about. When her distraction tactics failed she groaned when she saw the evil glint in both Marron and Bra's eyes. "So Pan, what is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you since you and Trunks got married?" Marron asked sharing a devious look with Bra.

Pan turned bright red and wouldn't look at either Bra or Marron in the eye. "This is just between us! I mean it. The last thing I need is for anyone else to find out."

"Of course, girl! Now dish."

"Well about a month after we were married, Trunks and I were fooling around and it was getting pretty heavy. I was only in my panties and Trunks was down to his boxers when the damn phone rang. I tried to get him to ignore it but he said that it could be important. So he answered it. The idiot! Well it turns out that it was his office. Go figure. Anyway, he had to go in or lose some big merger they were working on. So here I am, more or less naked, wet and incredibly horny, and where is my brainless husband? On his way to his stupid office." Pan paused to get rid of her old anger at Trunks as Bra and Marron laughed at her obvious problem.

"Laugh now but it gets worse. I'm so damn horny that I decide to finish the job myself. Not realizing that the idiot I married didn't locked the door when he left. So one minute, I was lying fully naked and sprawled out on the couch enjoying myself, and the next thing I know, Bulma is standing over me looking shocked." Bra spit her beer out when Pan mentioned her mother's name.

"What is Dende's name did you do? Better question what did Mom do?"

"She, um, quickly asked me to give some papers to Trunks and walked quickly out the door. I still can't look her in the eye. I wanted to kill Trunks right then and there. Needless to say I yelled at him when he finally got home, but him being a typical guy was more upset that I finished without him. Guess who didn't get sex for a week."

"Wow Pan that is bad. No wonder Mom told Trunks that he should take a second honeymoon." Bra said getting a new beer for the three of them. "Okay Marron we heard about Pan's problem so now it's your turn."

"Do I have to?"

"Hell yeah! If I just had to tell about that then you have to tell something." Pan demanded.

"Fine but it is more embarrassing for Goten than me but here goes nothing. We were in a really nice restaurant for our three year anniversary. It was really nice and really cozy and after we had eaten I decided to give him a treat for doing something romantic for once. So I crawled under the table and started giving him head. At one point, I came up for air, but on my way back down, my head smacked the table."

At this point both Pan and Bra broke out in uncontrollable laughter as they pictured the scene that Marron had just described for them.

"Wait guys, like Pan's it gets worse. As soon as my head made contact, Goten's fork went flying up in the air, landing prong-side down on his package. I swear I have never heard him yell so loud before. Of course, I quickly climbed back into my seat, so that I could get him to shut up before the manager came over to investigate what had caused him to scream like a girl. Thank Dende for his Saiyan blood, because it would have been just great to explain at the hospital why he needed stitches and how he received his injury."

Both Pan and Bra fell out of their seats laughing at Goten's expense. "Poor Uncle Goten. No wonder he won't go out to fancy restaurant with us. That also explains the twitching he does whenever he sees a fork now." Pan said as she finally was able to get herself under control. "Alright Bra, your turn. Both Marron and I have shared our little secrets, now you have to go."

"Alright, so you know how Grandpa has all those animals?"

"Yeah, what do they have to do with anything?" Marron asked confused.

"You will see. Well anyway, Uub and I said that we would watch Grandpa's black lab while he went to a conference, since Daddy threatened to blast it if it got in his way one more time. Anyway, you know how Uub has that open studio apartment? Well when we started feeling frisky, there was really no place for us to put the dog. So, I guess the dog got a little jealous, because while we were, well doing it, the dog jumped on top of Uub and started to lick his ass. I swear I have never seen that boy jump so high before in his life. Thanks to the licking, I didn't get any until Grandpa got back to pick his dog."

"Poor Uub! That explains why he won't go anywhere near any animal now."

"I wish I could have seen him jump. That would have been so priceless. You know this is no fair. Both of your stories involved the guys getting embarrassed. Mine was so about me getting embarrassed."

"It's not our fault, you decided to get busy with yourself where anybody could see you." Bra said smugly.

"Oh shut-up! At least my man isn't afraid of animals." Pan said feeling defensive.

"At least my guy can satisfy me!" Bra shot back.

"Just wait till you are married. Trust me, your sex life is better before you say,'I do' " Marron chimed in.

"Oh I don't know. Minus that one incident, Trunks and I have a really, really good sex life. I swear that man is like a machine. It's good that he works so much, otherwise I would never get any rest."

"Goten is good but I swear he has too much of his father in him. I have to drop huge hints most of the time. But damn when he does it, he does it!"

"I guess I'm lucky that Trunks is like his father then. Because form what I hear Bulma isn't complaining form lack of sex."

"Thanks Pan! That was something I wanted to think about. How would you feel if I talked about your parent's sex life?"

"Okay Bra. Sorry, I'll never bring up Bulma and Vegeta fucking like there's no tomorrow again."

"PAN!"

"Alright you two, cut it out. It's 12:00 and we are all a little tipsy and Miss Bra over here had to be up early for her wedding. If we don't want to catch the wrath of Bulma for having her daughter up late then I say we go on to bed."



(The Next Day)

"And do you Bra Vegeta Briefs take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do."

"Then I pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride. Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you Mr. And Mrs. Uub Brown." (Sorry I don't know his last name.)



So what do you think? I may add a chapter devoted to the guys. Review and tell me what you think!
C-town Chica ;)