Minor Spoiler for the "The Spy Who Really Liked Me" (first aired 19.11.03) Extreme Spoiler for "Jack and Diane" by John Cougar Mellencamp Disclaimer: Jack and Diane isn't mine. Jake 2.0 isn't mine.

Jake and Diane by LikeAStone

Little ditty 'bout Jake and Diane / 2 American geeks working in NSAland / Diane really wants that Nobel prize / Jake just wants to save ev'ryone a few times /

Flippin' off Kyle n Lou behind their backs / Jacobs runnin' on the treadmill / Diane's checking out his ass / Jacob say "Hey Diane is it safe / For me to have sex?" / Doctor Diane blushes and says / I'll have to check / And Jacob Say /

Oh yeah, nanites are the bomb / The thrill of kicking ass is never gone / Oh yeah nanites are the bomb / The thrill of kicking ass is never gone /

Jacob sits back and eavesdrops on next door / Raises his eyebrow and does his best Kyle / "Well you know Jake, there's no I in team" / Diane says "Hey Jake, your results came back clean" / Diane say a /

Oh yeah, Nobel, c'mon! / That man with nanites really turns me on / Oh yeah, my Nobel, come on! / That man with nanites really turns me on

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