FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!
WEDDING!
They appeared in a house. Hermione looked at him strangely. He took her hand and led her through a door.
"Mum, dad!" Neville called. Hermione looked at him even more strangely.
"Aren't your parents in Saint Mungos?" She asked him.
"No. You see it wore off one day. Completely and totally. They have all their memory. You're the first person I've told that I have my parents back." Neville said beaming at her. She smiled at him brightly.
"I'm so glad. I'm happy for you Neville." She said hugging him.
Sure enough his parents came walking into the room, "Neville honey! I wasn't expecting you. Who is your lady friend?" His mother asked him. "I think I saw her before."
"She visited you at Saint Mungos mum. This is Hermione Slytherin. She's one of my good friends and housemate. Hermione these are my parents." Neville said.
"Pleasure to meet you Mrs. And Mr. Longbottom." She said shaking their hands in turn.
"The pleasure is all mine, dear. You're welcome here any time of course. Except when we're on duty. Aurors get called in at all the wrong times." His mother said friendly.
"Yes, I must imagine they do. Neville we should get back. I don't know if my Head Girl rules apply at night. Pleasure again meeting you." She told them. With another pop they were gone.
"Thank you for that." She said as they were walking back to the Gryffindor common room.
"It's only right to." He said saying the password to Fat Lady. She scolded them for being out so late then let them in.
They sat down in front of the fire. The common room was almost packed so hardly anyone noticed them.
"Listen about what you told me… If he doesn't come around it is his fault. If he loved you he would do anything for you."
"But I wouldn't you know for him. So why should he stop for me?" She asked.
"It's different. You are doing the right thing and he's doing the wrong thing. Besides I know what your last name means. You gave it up, and so can he." He told her honestly.
"I suppose. But look what it's gotten me into. Voldemort's 'A' list, disownment from my family-" He cut her off.
"More friends, in the end you'll live, Harry said Sirius was coming back, the ability to be anything you want to be, shall I go on?" He asked her challengingly. She was surprised how much Neville had changed.
It had probably all started when they went to the Ministry in their fifth year. He had a lot of the qualities his father possessed.
"You're right. Thanks again Neville. It was good to talk to you. I really mean it. Harry and Ron would have flipped if I told them. You were so calm and supportive. You won't even tell anyone. That's good of you. Goodnight Neville."
"Night Hermione." He told her as she went out of the portrait hole.
"So what's wrong with her?" Ron and Harry asked him at the same time.
"Where'd you go off to?" Ron asked. Harry looked at him suspiciously.
"Speak up." Harry said waiting for an answer. Neville shook his head.
"Night guys. I should be headed to bed." Neville said getting up and going to bed.
Hermione got up the next morning in a much better mood after talking to Neville. She decided she would go to visit Ron and Harry.
She walked to the portrait and said the password. As usual they weren't up. She went to the boys dormitory.
She walked past all the years until she got to the seventh years. There were five beds and she had no idea which ones they were. All were covered by four posters.
She saw Ron's trunk. She quietly snuck over there. She uncovered a bit. Surely there he was on his back.
She slapped him slightly and closed the covers. She heard him stir and awaken. She walked over to Harry and did the same. She rushed behind another's bed and watched as both boys got up at the exact same time.
"What'd you do that for mate?" Ron asked Harry angrily.
"Me? You slapped me." Harry said just as angrily.
Hermione giggled quietly. They both looked around confused. She burst out laughing. They both walked around until they found her.
"That wasn't right." Harry said. She just laughed harder.
"The looks on your faces. So funny." She said laughing uncontrollably.
"So, I got some stuff from my brothers' shop. I was thinking we pull a prank. Not just 'a' prank. A major prank.
"You know how Snape always comes in at meals wearing black looking grumpy. I say we change that. Here is what we do…" Ron said starting to go into the plan.
Hermione disapproved but decided it was worth it to see his face, and there would be no harm done. Professor Snape needed to lighten up. If this wouldn't get him to laugh nothing would. A string of pranks every class and meal.
At dinner that day Harry, Hermione, and Ron made sure that everyone was in. They casually put a piece of invisible tape on the ground around the Great Hall entrance. Once you stepped inside of it, it was activated.
They went inside talking about Quidditch. No one suspected a thing. That was the good thing.
"Neville. Guys we can trust him," Hermione said sitting down next to him.
"When Professor Snape comes in, make sure to watch his feet." Hermione said. He looked at her confused. She just nodded.
Suddenly the doors burst open and in walked the potion master. Without him even realizing it, he was leaving a trail of rose petals.
Everyone snickered slightly. He looked at them disapproving. They snickered even more. As he sat down he was still oblivious.
Soon roses started to pile up from his feet. He then noticed. It started piling up more and more until they were collapsing onto his plate.
Even most of the teachers had to start laughing. Soon the hall was filled with laughter. Even Dumbledore had to join in.
"Now pay attention to his robes." Ron told the Gryffindor table. They nodded at him.
As if on cue his robes turned into a wedding dress. One that was very fluffy and puffy. The whole hall burst into louder laughter.
"Congratulations Professor!" Someone shouted as another added.
"Who's the lucky guy?" Snape looked more menacingly than he ever had.
He tried to change his robes back but they wouldn't change. He stormed out of there tripping on his veil once.
"Who did that?" Professor Dumbledore said trying to stop laughing. It just made everyone else laugh more. "No harm done. You're all dismissed." He said as he looked at the stream of rose petals.
"You three did that didn't you?" Seamus Finnigan asked in the common room. They nodded laughing.
"Good show!" Someone shouted to them. Everyone agreed and patted them on the back.
"Look, I got photos on my wand." Hermione said and with a flick a couple dozen photos came streaming out of her wand. Each replayed what happened.
It had the words 'Congratulations Professor. We wish you the best.' written on the bottom.
"We pass them out this weekend. This is wonderful." Harry said pocketing a few.
"I know you did that." Draco said as she came into her common room.
"And what will you do? Tell?" She asked him. He shook his head.
"Laugh and ask for photos. Why the fuck would I tell? Slytherins don't tattle on someone unless they get something out of it." Draco told her venomously.
She threw him some photos and looked away sadly. He looked at her and went into his room.
Hermione got up the next day early like always. She got dressed in a sleeveless white shirt and white pants with a shell necklace and belt. She decided to carry the theme into here hair. She put white streaks all throughout her hair.
She made her way to the Gryffindor common room since it was still early for breakfast. Few people were up including Lavender and Parvati, Seamus, Collin, a second year who's name was Pierre, a transfer student in her year called Benji who looked straight out of a Good Charlotte video, and Neville.
She said hi to Seamus, smiled at the second year, ignored Parvati and Lavender who were looking jealously at her, and sat down next to Neville.
"Morning Neville. Listen I wanted to ask you if Harry and Ron gave you any trouble, because well they still don't know?" She asked him.
"Don't worry about it. They still think of me as the same person I was in my first year. The whimpering little boy who can't undo a jell legs jinx. I mean I have changed since then." He said smiling to her.
"Very much so. I was so surprised at you even in first year. You were doubting your ability to be a Gryffindor. I'm still sorry for that one time I cursed you. Then in fifth year when Harry told you all to stay. Merlin you put up a struggle. If it hadn't been for you it would have been a lot harder. To tell you the truth you are a hottie now too. A lot of girls like you" He blushed to her.
"Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I had just followed your instructions, if we all had. If only you three went, would Sirius still be alive?" A heavy thought hit her.
"Neville, there is a prophecy. Sirius is a fire prince. He is coming back, and if it weren't for you, we'd be dead." She told him honestly. She had almost forgotten about Sirius.
"Really." He simply replied. She shook her head yes.
"I was wondering," She said lowering her voice so only he could hear.
"The American transfer student that came yesterday… What's he like?" She asked him not looking once at Benji.
"I haven't talked to him. He was just sorted this morning I think. He scares me a bit." Neville said smirking.
"Neville!" Hermione punched him on the arm causing him to burst into laughter. Everyone looked at him, "He's alright, I promise. Go on, don't make me deduct points." Hermione started laughing herself.
"Gotten over Malfoy so fast?" He asked her quietly grinning.
"You little bastard!" It just caused him to laugh even more.
"For real now. I think you should show him around. It's the weekend now so I dunno. I'll help you. We have Hogsmeade again today." Neville said straightening up. She nodded.
She pulled him by the robes over to Benji. He looked up with some mild interest from his CD player.
"Hermione Granger. I'm your Head Girl. This is Neville." She said pointing to him. He elbowed her. She kicked him. He grinned trying to suppress laughter.
"Benji." He said slowly and simply. He took off his magical head phones.
"What are you listening to?" She asked him trying to make conversation.
"Good Charlotte. Why?" He asked her suspiciously.
"Good Charlotte is cool. I've seen them once in Australia. They're all so nice. I gave Benji my lighter to sign and he called over Joel. He said and I quote, 'Looks Joel, it's a lighter. Look it lights up from the inside. I'll give you a sign guitar if you let me have this.' I was like fuck. I traded and he said again and I quote, 'Come here, you get a hug for that.' Joel started playing with it. They're the best Wizard group." Hermione blabbered on.
"Now that Hermione is done with her story, would you like us to help you meet some other people?" Neville said.
"Accio guitar! See. Engorgio." She said as the guitar flew over and became a normal size.
'To Hermione, We enjoy the lighter! We'll play for it forever. Hope to meet you again. Love, Benji Joel Paul Billy Chris'
"Isn't it cool?" She put it in her pocket for now.
"Hermione, I swear you're nuts." He said shaking his head.
"What're you? A couple?" Benji asked them. They took a huge step away from each other.
"The day I date Neville will be a sad day indeed." Hermione said. Neville just nodded furiously.
"We're friends. I dunno how things are there, but here girls can be friends with guys. Except maybe them." He said pointing disgustedly and Parvati and Lavender. Hermione nodded in agreement.
"Look Ron and Harry! I'll be back in a second Nev." She said rushing over to them.
"Morning." Ron said rubbing his eyes. Harry just stood staring at something that wasn't there.
"Hi guys. I was just about to show around the exchange student from America. You want to help?" She asked them.
Before they would say anything she dragged them off.
"That wasn't so bad was it?" She asked the three boys as they sat in the Three Broomsticks.
"The dude barely talked. When he did it was so slow I thought I could fall asleep on the spot. He kept having such a bad attitude." Harry told her honestly.
"You have to say Hermione, he was a bit sarcastic, to put it in one word." Ron added.
"You guys are being mean. Just because he's different than us doesn't mean he's a bad person."
"And we didn't say that. Just he's so different." Harry said shrugging as he sipped on his drink.
"Neville you agree with me, right?" She asked him. He slouched down in his chair and suddenly became very interested in his shoe laces.
"Be that way. You'll have it on your consciences." She said tilting her head, "I like his style. It's a nice change."
"The gothic punk wannabe junk? If it was something more like Minor Threat stuff or like the actual Made stuff then hell yeah." Harry told her.
"Fuck yeah! I have some Made stuff in my trunk. I never wear it. We should try that look." Ron said thinking a bit.
"I dunno guys." Neville said taking a drink from his Butterbeer.
"Neville I know you're not a coward." Hermione taunted.
"For Halloween. Give me a break until then. For the ball." Harry and Ron agreed.
"It might offend him." Hermione shook her head.
"Come on!" Peer pressure was weighing down on her. She nodded reluctantly.
A/N I LOVED THE WEDDING PART SOO SOOOO SOOOOOO SWEET! LMFAO THATS TOO RICH I LUV THAT! NEXT CHAPPY IS COMING SOON! MY AUNTIE IS HERE!
WEDDING!
They appeared in a house. Hermione looked at him strangely. He took her hand and led her through a door.
"Mum, dad!" Neville called. Hermione looked at him even more strangely.
"Aren't your parents in Saint Mungos?" She asked him.
"No. You see it wore off one day. Completely and totally. They have all their memory. You're the first person I've told that I have my parents back." Neville said beaming at her. She smiled at him brightly.
"I'm so glad. I'm happy for you Neville." She said hugging him.
Sure enough his parents came walking into the room, "Neville honey! I wasn't expecting you. Who is your lady friend?" His mother asked him. "I think I saw her before."
"She visited you at Saint Mungos mum. This is Hermione Slytherin. She's one of my good friends and housemate. Hermione these are my parents." Neville said.
"Pleasure to meet you Mrs. And Mr. Longbottom." She said shaking their hands in turn.
"The pleasure is all mine, dear. You're welcome here any time of course. Except when we're on duty. Aurors get called in at all the wrong times." His mother said friendly.
"Yes, I must imagine they do. Neville we should get back. I don't know if my Head Girl rules apply at night. Pleasure again meeting you." She told them. With another pop they were gone.
"Thank you for that." She said as they were walking back to the Gryffindor common room.
"It's only right to." He said saying the password to Fat Lady. She scolded them for being out so late then let them in.
They sat down in front of the fire. The common room was almost packed so hardly anyone noticed them.
"Listen about what you told me… If he doesn't come around it is his fault. If he loved you he would do anything for you."
"But I wouldn't you know for him. So why should he stop for me?" She asked.
"It's different. You are doing the right thing and he's doing the wrong thing. Besides I know what your last name means. You gave it up, and so can he." He told her honestly.
"I suppose. But look what it's gotten me into. Voldemort's 'A' list, disownment from my family-" He cut her off.
"More friends, in the end you'll live, Harry said Sirius was coming back, the ability to be anything you want to be, shall I go on?" He asked her challengingly. She was surprised how much Neville had changed.
It had probably all started when they went to the Ministry in their fifth year. He had a lot of the qualities his father possessed.
"You're right. Thanks again Neville. It was good to talk to you. I really mean it. Harry and Ron would have flipped if I told them. You were so calm and supportive. You won't even tell anyone. That's good of you. Goodnight Neville."
"Night Hermione." He told her as she went out of the portrait hole.
"So what's wrong with her?" Ron and Harry asked him at the same time.
"Where'd you go off to?" Ron asked. Harry looked at him suspiciously.
"Speak up." Harry said waiting for an answer. Neville shook his head.
"Night guys. I should be headed to bed." Neville said getting up and going to bed.
Hermione got up the next morning in a much better mood after talking to Neville. She decided she would go to visit Ron and Harry.
She walked to the portrait and said the password. As usual they weren't up. She went to the boys dormitory.
She walked past all the years until she got to the seventh years. There were five beds and she had no idea which ones they were. All were covered by four posters.
She saw Ron's trunk. She quietly snuck over there. She uncovered a bit. Surely there he was on his back.
She slapped him slightly and closed the covers. She heard him stir and awaken. She walked over to Harry and did the same. She rushed behind another's bed and watched as both boys got up at the exact same time.
"What'd you do that for mate?" Ron asked Harry angrily.
"Me? You slapped me." Harry said just as angrily.
Hermione giggled quietly. They both looked around confused. She burst out laughing. They both walked around until they found her.
"That wasn't right." Harry said. She just laughed harder.
"The looks on your faces. So funny." She said laughing uncontrollably.
"So, I got some stuff from my brothers' shop. I was thinking we pull a prank. Not just 'a' prank. A major prank.
"You know how Snape always comes in at meals wearing black looking grumpy. I say we change that. Here is what we do…" Ron said starting to go into the plan.
Hermione disapproved but decided it was worth it to see his face, and there would be no harm done. Professor Snape needed to lighten up. If this wouldn't get him to laugh nothing would. A string of pranks every class and meal.
At dinner that day Harry, Hermione, and Ron made sure that everyone was in. They casually put a piece of invisible tape on the ground around the Great Hall entrance. Once you stepped inside of it, it was activated.
They went inside talking about Quidditch. No one suspected a thing. That was the good thing.
"Neville. Guys we can trust him," Hermione said sitting down next to him.
"When Professor Snape comes in, make sure to watch his feet." Hermione said. He looked at her confused. She just nodded.
Suddenly the doors burst open and in walked the potion master. Without him even realizing it, he was leaving a trail of rose petals.
Everyone snickered slightly. He looked at them disapproving. They snickered even more. As he sat down he was still oblivious.
Soon roses started to pile up from his feet. He then noticed. It started piling up more and more until they were collapsing onto his plate.
Even most of the teachers had to start laughing. Soon the hall was filled with laughter. Even Dumbledore had to join in.
"Now pay attention to his robes." Ron told the Gryffindor table. They nodded at him.
As if on cue his robes turned into a wedding dress. One that was very fluffy and puffy. The whole hall burst into louder laughter.
"Congratulations Professor!" Someone shouted as another added.
"Who's the lucky guy?" Snape looked more menacingly than he ever had.
He tried to change his robes back but they wouldn't change. He stormed out of there tripping on his veil once.
"Who did that?" Professor Dumbledore said trying to stop laughing. It just made everyone else laugh more. "No harm done. You're all dismissed." He said as he looked at the stream of rose petals.
"You three did that didn't you?" Seamus Finnigan asked in the common room. They nodded laughing.
"Good show!" Someone shouted to them. Everyone agreed and patted them on the back.
"Look, I got photos on my wand." Hermione said and with a flick a couple dozen photos came streaming out of her wand. Each replayed what happened.
It had the words 'Congratulations Professor. We wish you the best.' written on the bottom.
"We pass them out this weekend. This is wonderful." Harry said pocketing a few.
"I know you did that." Draco said as she came into her common room.
"And what will you do? Tell?" She asked him. He shook his head.
"Laugh and ask for photos. Why the fuck would I tell? Slytherins don't tattle on someone unless they get something out of it." Draco told her venomously.
She threw him some photos and looked away sadly. He looked at her and went into his room.
Hermione got up the next day early like always. She got dressed in a sleeveless white shirt and white pants with a shell necklace and belt. She decided to carry the theme into here hair. She put white streaks all throughout her hair.
She made her way to the Gryffindor common room since it was still early for breakfast. Few people were up including Lavender and Parvati, Seamus, Collin, a second year who's name was Pierre, a transfer student in her year called Benji who looked straight out of a Good Charlotte video, and Neville.
She said hi to Seamus, smiled at the second year, ignored Parvati and Lavender who were looking jealously at her, and sat down next to Neville.
"Morning Neville. Listen I wanted to ask you if Harry and Ron gave you any trouble, because well they still don't know?" She asked him.
"Don't worry about it. They still think of me as the same person I was in my first year. The whimpering little boy who can't undo a jell legs jinx. I mean I have changed since then." He said smiling to her.
"Very much so. I was so surprised at you even in first year. You were doubting your ability to be a Gryffindor. I'm still sorry for that one time I cursed you. Then in fifth year when Harry told you all to stay. Merlin you put up a struggle. If it hadn't been for you it would have been a lot harder. To tell you the truth you are a hottie now too. A lot of girls like you" He blushed to her.
"Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I had just followed your instructions, if we all had. If only you three went, would Sirius still be alive?" A heavy thought hit her.
"Neville, there is a prophecy. Sirius is a fire prince. He is coming back, and if it weren't for you, we'd be dead." She told him honestly. She had almost forgotten about Sirius.
"Really." He simply replied. She shook her head yes.
"I was wondering," She said lowering her voice so only he could hear.
"The American transfer student that came yesterday… What's he like?" She asked him not looking once at Benji.
"I haven't talked to him. He was just sorted this morning I think. He scares me a bit." Neville said smirking.
"Neville!" Hermione punched him on the arm causing him to burst into laughter. Everyone looked at him, "He's alright, I promise. Go on, don't make me deduct points." Hermione started laughing herself.
"Gotten over Malfoy so fast?" He asked her quietly grinning.
"You little bastard!" It just caused him to laugh even more.
"For real now. I think you should show him around. It's the weekend now so I dunno. I'll help you. We have Hogsmeade again today." Neville said straightening up. She nodded.
She pulled him by the robes over to Benji. He looked up with some mild interest from his CD player.
"Hermione Granger. I'm your Head Girl. This is Neville." She said pointing to him. He elbowed her. She kicked him. He grinned trying to suppress laughter.
"Benji." He said slowly and simply. He took off his magical head phones.
"What are you listening to?" She asked him trying to make conversation.
"Good Charlotte. Why?" He asked her suspiciously.
"Good Charlotte is cool. I've seen them once in Australia. They're all so nice. I gave Benji my lighter to sign and he called over Joel. He said and I quote, 'Looks Joel, it's a lighter. Look it lights up from the inside. I'll give you a sign guitar if you let me have this.' I was like fuck. I traded and he said again and I quote, 'Come here, you get a hug for that.' Joel started playing with it. They're the best Wizard group." Hermione blabbered on.
"Now that Hermione is done with her story, would you like us to help you meet some other people?" Neville said.
"Accio guitar! See. Engorgio." She said as the guitar flew over and became a normal size.
'To Hermione, We enjoy the lighter! We'll play for it forever. Hope to meet you again. Love, Benji Joel Paul Billy Chris'
"Isn't it cool?" She put it in her pocket for now.
"Hermione, I swear you're nuts." He said shaking his head.
"What're you? A couple?" Benji asked them. They took a huge step away from each other.
"The day I date Neville will be a sad day indeed." Hermione said. Neville just nodded furiously.
"We're friends. I dunno how things are there, but here girls can be friends with guys. Except maybe them." He said pointing disgustedly and Parvati and Lavender. Hermione nodded in agreement.
"Look Ron and Harry! I'll be back in a second Nev." She said rushing over to them.
"Morning." Ron said rubbing his eyes. Harry just stood staring at something that wasn't there.
"Hi guys. I was just about to show around the exchange student from America. You want to help?" She asked them.
Before they would say anything she dragged them off.
"That wasn't so bad was it?" She asked the three boys as they sat in the Three Broomsticks.
"The dude barely talked. When he did it was so slow I thought I could fall asleep on the spot. He kept having such a bad attitude." Harry told her honestly.
"You have to say Hermione, he was a bit sarcastic, to put it in one word." Ron added.
"You guys are being mean. Just because he's different than us doesn't mean he's a bad person."
"And we didn't say that. Just he's so different." Harry said shrugging as he sipped on his drink.
"Neville you agree with me, right?" She asked him. He slouched down in his chair and suddenly became very interested in his shoe laces.
"Be that way. You'll have it on your consciences." She said tilting her head, "I like his style. It's a nice change."
"The gothic punk wannabe junk? If it was something more like Minor Threat stuff or like the actual Made stuff then hell yeah." Harry told her.
"Fuck yeah! I have some Made stuff in my trunk. I never wear it. We should try that look." Ron said thinking a bit.
"I dunno guys." Neville said taking a drink from his Butterbeer.
"Neville I know you're not a coward." Hermione taunted.
"For Halloween. Give me a break until then. For the ball." Harry and Ron agreed.
"It might offend him." Hermione shook her head.
"Come on!" Peer pressure was weighing down on her. She nodded reluctantly.
A/N I LOVED THE WEDDING PART SOO SOOOO SOOOOOO SWEET! LMFAO THATS TOO RICH I LUV THAT! NEXT CHAPPY IS COMING SOON! MY AUNTIE IS HERE!