another random short from yours truly!
disclaimer-dont own dbz,of course.*mumble mumble*
Always Workin'
They say you've got it easy. Wrong. As the title of this story says, I'm always workin'. Work is never easy. I can't stand it.
-SMACK- "GOKU WOULD YOU PAY ATTENTION??!!"
My job's a hassle. I feel like a slave.
-SMACK,BANG- "GOHAN YOU AREN'T GOING TO TRAIN AND THAT'S THAT!!"
Freedom...so close, yet so far away.
...
.....
......
one day....
I'll be free...
-DONG- "SWEET MOTHER OF KAMI WHAT WAS THAT FOR,WENCH?!!"
"YOU WANT ANOTHER, VEGETA?!"
This job is a pain in the...well, everywhere.
I'm always workin'.
I've had it.
That's it.
Now is the time..
Chichi's screech of horror filled the air.
"I SWEAR WOMAN YOU SMACK ME OVER THE HEAD OF ONE MORE HARD-HEADED SAIYAN I'M GONNA OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP-..WHATEVER THE HECK THEY CALL THAT CRAP...ALL OVER YOU!!!"
Goku and Gohan could barely hold in their laughter as Chichi laid horrified beneath the shadow of the insanely pissed off fryingpan.
"Yep.."he said as he lit a cigarette."I quit my job today. Tired of always workin'.."
The frying pan took a deep sigh and looked at the companions around him.
Random kitchen appliances that had fallen to Chichi's angry grasp.
And woe be to the next object of destruction they saw beamed along the saiyan skulls by the Hand of Death known as Chichi.
"Boss, I'm so glad you made me stand up for myself."
Vegeta emerged from the shadows as the appliances praised him.
A smirk on his face, he took it all into his ego.
"Yes, my loyal subjects..Freedom is arriving."
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BWAHAHA!! didnt expect that one did ya?
Review please, it's always nice to know when people enjoy my weird humor and don't.
disclaimer-dont own dbz,of course.*mumble mumble*
Always Workin'
They say you've got it easy. Wrong. As the title of this story says, I'm always workin'. Work is never easy. I can't stand it.
-SMACK- "GOKU WOULD YOU PAY ATTENTION??!!"
My job's a hassle. I feel like a slave.
-SMACK,BANG- "GOHAN YOU AREN'T GOING TO TRAIN AND THAT'S THAT!!"
Freedom...so close, yet so far away.
...
.....
......
one day....
I'll be free...
-DONG- "SWEET MOTHER OF KAMI WHAT WAS THAT FOR,WENCH?!!"
"YOU WANT ANOTHER, VEGETA?!"
This job is a pain in the...well, everywhere.
I'm always workin'.
I've had it.
That's it.
Now is the time..
Chichi's screech of horror filled the air.
"I SWEAR WOMAN YOU SMACK ME OVER THE HEAD OF ONE MORE HARD-HEADED SAIYAN I'M GONNA OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP-..WHATEVER THE HECK THEY CALL THAT CRAP...ALL OVER YOU!!!"
Goku and Gohan could barely hold in their laughter as Chichi laid horrified beneath the shadow of the insanely pissed off fryingpan.
"Yep.."he said as he lit a cigarette."I quit my job today. Tired of always workin'.."
The frying pan took a deep sigh and looked at the companions around him.
Random kitchen appliances that had fallen to Chichi's angry grasp.
And woe be to the next object of destruction they saw beamed along the saiyan skulls by the Hand of Death known as Chichi.
"Boss, I'm so glad you made me stand up for myself."
Vegeta emerged from the shadows as the appliances praised him.
A smirk on his face, he took it all into his ego.
"Yes, my loyal subjects..Freedom is arriving."
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BWAHAHA!! didnt expect that one did ya?
Review please, it's always nice to know when people enjoy my weird humor and don't.