WHAT'S GOING ON?
Chapter 1
" Hurry up you bloody slowpokes!" Hermione Granger called up to the boy dormitories.
" Hold on! Were coming!" A male voice called down. Hermione smirked to her self. Out of the many years she had known them, they took their own sweet time.
" I'm the girl here! I should be up in my room primping my lovely features, not you guys! Get your arses down here now, were already late for breakfast and I'm starving!" The two boys plodded down the stairs " 'Bout time!" She stated
" So you really think our features are lovely?" Draco asked, clasping his hands and fluttering his eyelashes.
" Shut up!" she smiled.
" Besides, we were not starring in the mirror, well, at least I wasn't." Blaise laughed
" I WAS NOT!" said Draco defensively, eyes wide.
" Whatever you say, Malfoy." Hermione laughed too as they made their way to the great hall. " It's great to be back!" she said
" Yeah, I can't wait to get to potions. Mum was so happy ' oh Blaise Advanced Potions! We're so proud'. Dad bought me that new broom, SolarIce!"
"Blaise, you want to be a healer, DUH! Of course you got A.P.! That, and you're a Slytherin. We all got A.P. I herd some Gryffindors got it too! It's not that hard." Hermione said
" Besides, we got the broom too. Fastest there is. It'll do wonders for our Quidditch team!" Draco added
" Yeah we'll snatch that ruddy trophy from the Gyrfindorks!" Hermione chortled at Blaise's antics.
They sat down and had breakfast. They were the golden trio of the school. Yes, the top dogs. Well, there was also Potter, Weasley, and Brown, but they didn't care.
On their way to potions who did they bump into? ...Uh…duh? -
" Well, well, well, what do we have here? Why, none other than Potty, Weasel, the Mudblood." Hermione stood back; she really hated these conformations, but slightly played along nonetheless.
" Leave us alone, Malfoy."
" Aw, we're just having our fun, there's still 20 minutes to potions." Blaise smirked
" Well, have your fun somewhere else." Brown stated
"I wasn't speaking to you, Mudblood"
" Don't call her that, you bastard!" Potter shouted. That was her cue she calmly walked up to him and slapped him across the face, causing him to fall.
" No one talks to my friends like that." She said in a low voice to the shocked boy.
" Than how come you talk to us like that?" Brown yelled while rushing at Hermione tackling her. Hermione punched her in her nose.
" Bitch! I don't say that stuff they do!" Draco and Blaise pushed off Brown.
" DON'T TOUCH HER!" the other boys yelled. Soon they were all fighting. Brown, or Lavender, was out cold after a punch or two, but she managed to rip Hermione's shirt down the center, exposing her bra. Hermione than jumped into the other fight Weasley had a lousy aim and missed Blaise, but hit Hermione instead. The fight stopped every one gaping at Ron. Hermione got up and charged at Ron, beating the living crap out of him. He couldn't do a thing about it. And who should turn the corner, why Snape of course. "POTTER! WEASLEY! A MONTHS DETENTION! the same goes for Brown when she regains consciousness!" He shouted everyone stopped (of course Hermione landed one last shot on Ron's jaw) Hermione hid behind Draco so he couldn't see her bra. " And you three, explain at once!"
" Self defense, professor." They weren't lying either (for once) Weasley and Potter limped and brought Brown to the infirmary as Hermione fixed her shirt with a flick of her wand.
" Under the circumstances, I must give each of you a detention. Since the other party is going to spend the night at the infirmary, I suggest that you meet me in the potions room tonight for detention." And with that, he walked off leaving Blaise to fix all of their cuts and bruises. (Snape knew he was a healer)
"Detention! That is so not fair!! I mean we were attacked and-"
" DRACO!" Hermione shouted to shut him up "The procedures are 2 weeks of detention to all who fight, regardless of what part they played. He's letting us off you dope! It says so in Hogwarts; a History! Blaise fix us up." After a few moments of spells and 'accioed' potions, they were fine
" Lets get to potions then," Draco said and they headed off to class.
" And by the way," Blaise added.
" Nice bra." the boys said in union, causing both their heads to be smacked.
" Thank you."
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AN – yeah she's in Slytherin! Her parents are Pureblood. Deal with it! ;) oh yah, I hope you liked the designs!
Please review it gets SO much better ( and longer!!!) . If you have ANY ideas E-MAIL THEM TO ME!!!!!!! Not review, cuz that gives it away to other ppl! So review THEN e-mail!!! Thank you so much!