California Dreamin' By HieiNimbus3007 (a.k.a. NimbusXtreme3007)

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, Armani, The Bee-Gees, a club called Wipz, LaZBoy, 'Cops', 'America's Most Wanted', Harry Potter, Nestle, Marvin, the urinals at a club called Wipz, the trademark George of the Jungle "Watch out for that tree" line, the trademark He-Man line "I've got the power", or the Bee-Gees, or their wicked song 'Stayin' Alive'.

Here it is, the third, thus final, installment to the One-Shot-From-Hell- Turned-Sequel-Turned-Trilogy. :sniff" I will miss it! The dark corner at Wipz is now even more full of resentful nerds. ==========Dr. Mackintosh wasn't in this story, but he's doing just fine. He has a wife, three kids, and a dog named Scoochie. ==========Kurama and Hiei, *do* live in Hollywood, now, but life is not really as Hiei had dreamed. Kurama does *indeed* model underwear. For Calvin Cline. But Hiei is unemployed. Frankly, all his potential employers found him a little intimidating during interviews, since he keeps muttering something about liver and onions. They are happily married now, with a little adopted Vietnamese daughter Kurama named *Star Twinkle*.

---The Soundtrack for California Dreamin' is now available from IDon'tGiveAShit records. Also available from selfsame record label is a 3 disk set of Dr. Mackintosh talking about how he should have had a bigger part in this story. It is a must-listen if you need a better reason to kill yourself.

===Read this now!=== Hee hee, Do I have your attention? Good! ^_^

----I have a few issues to discuss with you.

1. I am honored that you have spent your time reading my helpless (heh) little fic. Tank you! 2. I am insane. 3. I have two cats named Shippo and Miroku that are really happy you read this fic. I have other cats, too...but they aren't important.

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