Sandy~YAY! Let's find out what happened to Jack!
Jack~...What did you to to me, lass? ::is slightly nervous::
Vicky~You'll see...::evil smirk::....MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Jack/Sandy~...O.O...That can't be good...
~Chappie Two~
::Aboard the Black Pearl::
"Gibbs!," yelled Anamria,"Here comes Will! Prepare to hoist them up!" "Aye!," replied Gibbs.
When the rowboat approached, Gibbs threw down a rope and Will and a still figure emerged.
"Will, who is tha'?," asked Gibbs. "Yeah," said Anamaria,"Who's the strumpet? And where's Jack?"
"Well...erm,"started Will,"The strumpet IS Jack."
As you can now tell, the unimaginable yet totally expected thing has happened. Captain Jack Sparrow had been turned into a female.
"Wehn he took the staff, he started glowing all pink. I closed my eyes and he passed out. When I opened them...SHE was there,"explained Will.
Anamaria and Gibbs were now in hysterical laughter. "Oh, this is to good te be true!," howled Gibbs,"Jack is a strumpet!"
Will, who couldn't help himself, fell to the floor with the others, laughing like there was no tomorrow.
...Until, they heard a moan come from Jack's spot. "Uergh...where am I?," came a femal voice,"...And what's wrong with me voice?...And me hands?...AND THE REST OF ME?!"
The only one laughing now was Anamaria. "Um...Jack," she managed to croak out,"I think you should look in a mirror."
Jack quickly ran to his quarters below deck. All that was heard was a high pitched shriek. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
She ran back on deck to find the others on the floor, laughing and holding their stomachs.
"STOP LAUGHING! AS CAPTAIN I DEMAND YOU STOP!," she bellowed.
"Jack," said Will, through his laughter,"I'm sorry to say, but even as Captain, you aren't very intimidating in your...current state." And, once again, the laughter continued.
In truth, Jack DIDN'T loook very tough now. His normally dread locked hair was now straight and totally tame, almost like Anamaria's and down to his now-much-thinner waist. His normally narrow hips were now curved, much like Elizebeth's, and his legs long and elegant.
When one looked above the waist, you came to see the usual flat stomach that Jack had always had. But, when one looked higher, a few new...developments came into veiw. Chest hair no longer resided there. Instead, two mounds of flesh.
"My, Jack, aren't you the lovely one," joked Gibbs. Jack instantly snapped at being called "lovely".
With one swift movement, the now-female-Jack slapped Gibbs and Will across the face. The two held their cheeks in, howling in pain. Now, only the two females were laughing.
"So, who's not intimidating again?," hissed Jack. "What the hell happened to you, lad?....Lass?,"asked Gibbs.
"Well,"began Jack,"Apparently, the legand is that males who touch or never seen THE SAME. They're seen, but not...male, exactly."
"How do we fix it?," aske Anamaria. "We go back to that daft whelp that told us to look here for the staff," siad Will,"The one in Tortuga."
"Yes," began Jack,"Felix...Well, then. Set sails! We sail now!"
~End of Chapter Two~
Jack~...O.O....YOU TURNED ME INTO A STRUMPET!
Vicky~::is laughing her butt off::
Sandy~::is laughing like maniac::
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Jack~...What did you to to me, lass? ::is slightly nervous::
Vicky~You'll see...::evil smirk::....MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Jack/Sandy~...O.O...That can't be good...
~Chappie Two~
::Aboard the Black Pearl::
"Gibbs!," yelled Anamria,"Here comes Will! Prepare to hoist them up!" "Aye!," replied Gibbs.
When the rowboat approached, Gibbs threw down a rope and Will and a still figure emerged.
"Will, who is tha'?," asked Gibbs. "Yeah," said Anamaria,"Who's the strumpet? And where's Jack?"
"Well...erm,"started Will,"The strumpet IS Jack."
As you can now tell, the unimaginable yet totally expected thing has happened. Captain Jack Sparrow had been turned into a female.
"Wehn he took the staff, he started glowing all pink. I closed my eyes and he passed out. When I opened them...SHE was there,"explained Will.
Anamaria and Gibbs were now in hysterical laughter. "Oh, this is to good te be true!," howled Gibbs,"Jack is a strumpet!"
Will, who couldn't help himself, fell to the floor with the others, laughing like there was no tomorrow.
...Until, they heard a moan come from Jack's spot. "Uergh...where am I?," came a femal voice,"...And what's wrong with me voice?...And me hands?...AND THE REST OF ME?!"
The only one laughing now was Anamaria. "Um...Jack," she managed to croak out,"I think you should look in a mirror."
Jack quickly ran to his quarters below deck. All that was heard was a high pitched shriek. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
She ran back on deck to find the others on the floor, laughing and holding their stomachs.
"STOP LAUGHING! AS CAPTAIN I DEMAND YOU STOP!," she bellowed.
"Jack," said Will, through his laughter,"I'm sorry to say, but even as Captain, you aren't very intimidating in your...current state." And, once again, the laughter continued.
In truth, Jack DIDN'T loook very tough now. His normally dread locked hair was now straight and totally tame, almost like Anamaria's and down to his now-much-thinner waist. His normally narrow hips were now curved, much like Elizebeth's, and his legs long and elegant.
When one looked above the waist, you came to see the usual flat stomach that Jack had always had. But, when one looked higher, a few new...developments came into veiw. Chest hair no longer resided there. Instead, two mounds of flesh.
"My, Jack, aren't you the lovely one," joked Gibbs. Jack instantly snapped at being called "lovely".
With one swift movement, the now-female-Jack slapped Gibbs and Will across the face. The two held their cheeks in, howling in pain. Now, only the two females were laughing.
"So, who's not intimidating again?," hissed Jack. "What the hell happened to you, lad?....Lass?,"asked Gibbs.
"Well,"began Jack,"Apparently, the legand is that males who touch or never seen THE SAME. They're seen, but not...male, exactly."
"How do we fix it?," aske Anamaria. "We go back to that daft whelp that told us to look here for the staff," siad Will,"The one in Tortuga."
"Yes," began Jack,"Felix...Well, then. Set sails! We sail now!"
~End of Chapter Two~
Jack~...O.O....YOU TURNED ME INTO A STRUMPET!
Vicky~::is laughing her butt off::
Sandy~::is laughing like maniac::
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