Sandy~Oh sweet mother Will!
Vicky~We...we...UPDATED!
::Thunder rumbles and lightning strikes::
Jack~Oh my god...THEY UPDATED!
Will~Everybody run for your lives!
Sandy/Vicky~...We're not that bad...::evil grin::MWAHAHAHAHA!
~:~Rumble in Tortuga~:~
"Will!,"Jack called in his now-feminine-voice,"lower the sails! We near Tortuga!"
Will did as Jack ordered, trying to avoid another slap across the face.
"Do ye wish for a nice dress to wear, Cap'n?,"Gibbs joked.
Jack turned to him, left eye twitching.
"Watch it, Gibbs,"she threatened,"I don't take kindly to such jokes."
Anamaria could only laugh. In fact, that's all she'd done in the three days that they had been sailing. Laugh at Jack, laugh with Will, laugh with Gibbs, and laugh when Jack slapped the two.
Jack suddenly turned to the dark skinned woman.
"Anamaria, shut up already! All I've seen ye do since we set sail is laugh at me 'bout ev'ry single damn thing!"
Anamaria stopped for a moment and went over her options in her head.
She could:
A) Stop laughing and die due to air constriction caused by holding in her laughter
B)Continue laughing and make Jack mad, causing the new female to try and fight her
or
C)Continue laughing and risk getting thrown off the ship, while knowing very well that Jack would never try.
...
'I'll opt with the second one for now,'she thought to herself.
...And with that she kept laughing.
"Tha's it!,"Jack exclaimed,"I've 'ad enough!"
Jack ran from the helm and walked to Anamaria, pointing a finger in her face.
"Listen, you. I may be a woman now, but there IS an upside. No longer being a man, I can fight you and not feel guilty at all."
Will and Gibbs stopped what they were doing and watched the two. Anamaria was now sitting on deck, holding her sides due to so much laughing. Jack was in her face, turning red.
Anamria stopped laughing and looked up to the woman in front of her.
"Jack Sparrow, ya better not try. You know very well that I'll wipe the deck with ya."
But, Jack didn't listen. He didn't know whether it was the adrenaline or the fact that he was just nuts, but he got up and smack the dark woman across the face.
Will and Gibbs stood there, shocked at what they had just witnessed, and scared for Jack.
Anamaria sat there, holding her reddening cheek.
"You...Little...Wench,"she spat,"How DARE you!"
Jack stood there, breathing hard and ready to fight.
"Going to do something 'bout it, savvy?"
Anamaria, at that moment, saw red.
"I'll kill you,"she hissed.
"Ready when you are, love,"Jack said, prepared to beat Anamaria to a pulp.
"EEEEEEEE!,"the dark woman shrieked, tackling Jack.
The two women rolled around on the deck, slapping and biting and pulling hair.
Will watched in amusement as Jack bit Anamaria's arms as Anamaria slapped her upside the head.
Gibba was cracking up, almost suffocating from lauging so hard.
...But, suddenly, the two women stopped. The boat jerked slightly in the breeze.
"We're here,"Jack said, getting up casually and straightening her clothes,"Let's be off now, eh?"
Anamaria watched as the female captain casually walked off the ship and onto the shores of Tortuga, as if nothing has happened.
"Crazy little wench,"she hissed, picking her aching body up off the deck.
"Ooh, Anam-"
"Not a word, Gibbs!,"she hissed.
Will grinned.
"She gave you quite a shiner. That's gonna show in a few hours."
Anamaria turned to him.
"Not. Another. Word."
~:~In The Pub~:~
A tanned woman stormed into the pub, her long hair flailing about around her.
The men stared as she walked in, huffing and puffing as if she had swam all the way there.
"Erm...'Ello,"the bartender said,"Er...'Ow can I 'elp you, lass?"
"Where's. Felix,"she said, her eyes glowing dangerously.
The bartender flashed her a toothy smile, despite his lack of good teeth.
"Felix be on his way, lass. Should be 'ere in a minute or two. Ca I get you anythin' in the meantime?"
She instantly blurted out,"Rum."
With that, she strode to a table and sat there, waiting.
"Why, lookie there,"a rather large man said from the table across the room,"Sexy lil' lass, isn't she?"
The man next to him, much smaller and skinnier, looked in the direction his friend was motioning towards.
"Quite the strumpet...What say we introduce ourselves, eh?"
"Way ahead of ya, mate."
They stalked over, grinning maliciously, and sat down with her.
"'Ello, love. Wha's your name?,"the larger man asked.
The woman looked towards him and scowled.
'Umm..Oh lord, what to say?,'she thought,'I can't tell them who I really am...Oh, here we go!'
"Jackie,"she said.
"Such a pretty name,"the smaller man said,"For such a pretty lass."
Jack scowled.
'Oh, they're gonna get it soon.'
"What say you come spend a night with me,"the large man said,"We can go to my room and-"
"Do me a favor and sod off,"Jack snapped,"or go walk the plank on some ship."
Both men laughed.
"Oh, come on! It's just for a night of fun,"the boisterous man chuckled,"Besides, we're bigger than you. Therefore, harder for you to resist in struggle."
With that, the two men grabbed her and tried to drag her away.
'That's it!,'she thought.
SLAP! WHACK! CRASH!
The two men now lay in a heap on the floor.
The bartender walked over to her, another man behind him.
"Here be yer rum, lass. And I brought Felix o'er to see ya."
He placed the rum down and left, allowing the man behind him to sit down across from Jack.
"Now, who might you be?,"he asked.
"It's me, Felix."
"Me WHO, love?"
Jack checked for listeners and leaned in to whisper,"Captain Jack Sparrow."
Felix's eyes bugged out...and he grinned.
"I see you found Jezebelle's staff."
Jack scowled.
"Indeed. Now, how do I lift the curse?"
Felix laughed.
"Lift it? I be but a pirate, not a master of magic! I know not of this curse!"
Jack's left eye twitched.
She reached forward, grabbing the front of Felix's shirt and pulling him to her face.
"Felix, you have thirty seconds to tell me or I will hurt you,"she hissed.
Felix laughed.
"You can't hurt me! At least not now, in such a WEAK form."
Jack's eye twitched again. She flicked her dagger out of her belt and held it to Felix's throat.
"Twenty-five seconds."
Felix tensed.
"Surely you wouldn-"
"Twenty seconds."
"I do not know how to-"
"Fifteen."
"Please, Jack, I cannot help you here! I-"
"Ten"
"But-"
"Nine"
"Jack-"
"Eight"
"No!"
"Seven"
"FINE!....I...I know of a place,"Felix said, finally caving in.
"That's better."
~End of Chapter Three~
Vicky~We...we...UPDATED!
::Thunder rumbles and lightning strikes::
Jack~Oh my god...THEY UPDATED!
Will~Everybody run for your lives!
Sandy/Vicky~...We're not that bad...::evil grin::MWAHAHAHAHA!
~:~Rumble in Tortuga~:~
"Will!,"Jack called in his now-feminine-voice,"lower the sails! We near Tortuga!"
Will did as Jack ordered, trying to avoid another slap across the face.
"Do ye wish for a nice dress to wear, Cap'n?,"Gibbs joked.
Jack turned to him, left eye twitching.
"Watch it, Gibbs,"she threatened,"I don't take kindly to such jokes."
Anamaria could only laugh. In fact, that's all she'd done in the three days that they had been sailing. Laugh at Jack, laugh with Will, laugh with Gibbs, and laugh when Jack slapped the two.
Jack suddenly turned to the dark skinned woman.
"Anamaria, shut up already! All I've seen ye do since we set sail is laugh at me 'bout ev'ry single damn thing!"
Anamaria stopped for a moment and went over her options in her head.
She could:
A) Stop laughing and die due to air constriction caused by holding in her laughter
B)Continue laughing and make Jack mad, causing the new female to try and fight her
or
C)Continue laughing and risk getting thrown off the ship, while knowing very well that Jack would never try.
...
'I'll opt with the second one for now,'she thought to herself.
...And with that she kept laughing.
"Tha's it!,"Jack exclaimed,"I've 'ad enough!"
Jack ran from the helm and walked to Anamaria, pointing a finger in her face.
"Listen, you. I may be a woman now, but there IS an upside. No longer being a man, I can fight you and not feel guilty at all."
Will and Gibbs stopped what they were doing and watched the two. Anamaria was now sitting on deck, holding her sides due to so much laughing. Jack was in her face, turning red.
Anamria stopped laughing and looked up to the woman in front of her.
"Jack Sparrow, ya better not try. You know very well that I'll wipe the deck with ya."
But, Jack didn't listen. He didn't know whether it was the adrenaline or the fact that he was just nuts, but he got up and smack the dark woman across the face.
Will and Gibbs stood there, shocked at what they had just witnessed, and scared for Jack.
Anamaria sat there, holding her reddening cheek.
"You...Little...Wench,"she spat,"How DARE you!"
Jack stood there, breathing hard and ready to fight.
"Going to do something 'bout it, savvy?"
Anamaria, at that moment, saw red.
"I'll kill you,"she hissed.
"Ready when you are, love,"Jack said, prepared to beat Anamaria to a pulp.
"EEEEEEEE!,"the dark woman shrieked, tackling Jack.
The two women rolled around on the deck, slapping and biting and pulling hair.
Will watched in amusement as Jack bit Anamaria's arms as Anamaria slapped her upside the head.
Gibba was cracking up, almost suffocating from lauging so hard.
...But, suddenly, the two women stopped. The boat jerked slightly in the breeze.
"We're here,"Jack said, getting up casually and straightening her clothes,"Let's be off now, eh?"
Anamaria watched as the female captain casually walked off the ship and onto the shores of Tortuga, as if nothing has happened.
"Crazy little wench,"she hissed, picking her aching body up off the deck.
"Ooh, Anam-"
"Not a word, Gibbs!,"she hissed.
Will grinned.
"She gave you quite a shiner. That's gonna show in a few hours."
Anamaria turned to him.
"Not. Another. Word."
~:~In The Pub~:~
A tanned woman stormed into the pub, her long hair flailing about around her.
The men stared as she walked in, huffing and puffing as if she had swam all the way there.
"Erm...'Ello,"the bartender said,"Er...'Ow can I 'elp you, lass?"
"Where's. Felix,"she said, her eyes glowing dangerously.
The bartender flashed her a toothy smile, despite his lack of good teeth.
"Felix be on his way, lass. Should be 'ere in a minute or two. Ca I get you anythin' in the meantime?"
She instantly blurted out,"Rum."
With that, she strode to a table and sat there, waiting.
"Why, lookie there,"a rather large man said from the table across the room,"Sexy lil' lass, isn't she?"
The man next to him, much smaller and skinnier, looked in the direction his friend was motioning towards.
"Quite the strumpet...What say we introduce ourselves, eh?"
"Way ahead of ya, mate."
They stalked over, grinning maliciously, and sat down with her.
"'Ello, love. Wha's your name?,"the larger man asked.
The woman looked towards him and scowled.
'Umm..Oh lord, what to say?,'she thought,'I can't tell them who I really am...Oh, here we go!'
"Jackie,"she said.
"Such a pretty name,"the smaller man said,"For such a pretty lass."
Jack scowled.
'Oh, they're gonna get it soon.'
"What say you come spend a night with me,"the large man said,"We can go to my room and-"
"Do me a favor and sod off,"Jack snapped,"or go walk the plank on some ship."
Both men laughed.
"Oh, come on! It's just for a night of fun,"the boisterous man chuckled,"Besides, we're bigger than you. Therefore, harder for you to resist in struggle."
With that, the two men grabbed her and tried to drag her away.
'That's it!,'she thought.
SLAP! WHACK! CRASH!
The two men now lay in a heap on the floor.
The bartender walked over to her, another man behind him.
"Here be yer rum, lass. And I brought Felix o'er to see ya."
He placed the rum down and left, allowing the man behind him to sit down across from Jack.
"Now, who might you be?,"he asked.
"It's me, Felix."
"Me WHO, love?"
Jack checked for listeners and leaned in to whisper,"Captain Jack Sparrow."
Felix's eyes bugged out...and he grinned.
"I see you found Jezebelle's staff."
Jack scowled.
"Indeed. Now, how do I lift the curse?"
Felix laughed.
"Lift it? I be but a pirate, not a master of magic! I know not of this curse!"
Jack's left eye twitched.
She reached forward, grabbing the front of Felix's shirt and pulling him to her face.
"Felix, you have thirty seconds to tell me or I will hurt you,"she hissed.
Felix laughed.
"You can't hurt me! At least not now, in such a WEAK form."
Jack's eye twitched again. She flicked her dagger out of her belt and held it to Felix's throat.
"Twenty-five seconds."
Felix tensed.
"Surely you wouldn-"
"Twenty seconds."
"I do not know how to-"
"Fifteen."
"Please, Jack, I cannot help you here! I-"
"Ten"
"But-"
"Nine"
"Jack-"
"Eight"
"No!"
"Seven"
"FINE!....I...I know of a place,"Felix said, finally caving in.
"That's better."
~End of Chapter Three~