Sandy~Sorry for the lack of reviews, people!
Vicky~Yup. We justr had to get our ideas together.
Jack~::is looking at his new female self in a mirror:: Does this outfit make my butt look big?
Will~O.O
Jack~o.0
Vicky/Sandy~...o.o...Moving right along...
~:~Men~:~
Jack now had Felix by the ear and was dragging him back to the Black Pearl.
"Ow! Jack me lad!-...Err...lass! Please, let go of me!"
"Shut your pie hole!,"she screamed.
Felix went red with embarrassment.
"Jack, lass, please-"
"One more word and I swear-"
"I don't need to go with you! Just take me map!"
"Dun think so, You'll be coming with me and me crew."
~/~On the Black Pearl~/~
"I got him!,"Jack exclaimed,"Set sails and follow his direction!"
She then turned to Felix.
"If your directions are wrong, even by accident, you'll pay. I promise you that."
She then turned to Gibbs, who was silently laughing at Felix's fear of the new female captain.
"And YOU, Gibbs, will be swabbin' the deck for laughin. I want to be able to see meself in it."
"Would that be your male self or your female self?,"Will joked.
Jack turned on him, eyes flaring with fury.
"One more wisecrack like that, Turner, and I promise, little Will Junior won't have a speck of a chance at life."
To emphasize her point, Jack held her dagger at least an inch from Will's...lower regions.
Will paled and began to sweat. He instinctively covered his privates quickly, wanting them to stay connected with the rest of him.
"Ma'am, yes ma'am!"
Jack's glare intensified.
"I mean-Sir! Yes sir!"
With that, Jack turned on her heel.
"I'll be in me cabin! If anyone interrupts without a good reason, ye'll be swimmin with the fishes!"
With a few loud stomps and a slam, Jack locked herself in her quarters.
...And as soon as she was out of earshot, everyone looked at each other.
Anamaria was still nursing her wounds from her scrap with Jack. She grumbled and ranted in anger and embarrassment.
Gibbs was mumbling to himself about cranky females as he swabbed the deck.
Will was still pale and was still covering his lower regions.
Felix...well, he was still recovering from that little incident in the pub.
"Well,"Felix began,"I guees we better set sail before that...crazed wench comes back and asked why we ar'nt movin."
Everyone nodded in a greement.
Anamaria left her her corner on deck and went to work on setting the sails.
"Will,"Gibbs called.
Will turned to Gibbs, who beckoned for him with one finger.
"Bring Felix,"he whispered.
Will nodded and grabbed Felix arms, pulling him over to where Gibbs was.
"Anamaria,"Felix called,"Man the helm! Just sail east!"
Gibbs beckoned them with a finger again, leading them into the kitchen while Anamaria went back to her wounds.
"Lads, we need to get Jack under control,"Gibbs declared.
"I concur,"Will said, fearing for his private parts,"I prefer to have ALL my appendages."
Felix nodded.
"She'll slit me throat if I even breath the wrong way!"
"What we need, me lads,"Gibbs began,"Is a plan."
"Like what?,"Felix and Will asked in unison.
"Well...we could.::whisper, whisper::...."
"That's rich!,"Will laughed.
"Perfect!"
"And then we could.....::whisper, whisper::...."
"Perfect!"
~/~Back On Deck~/~
"Okay Will,"Felix said, steering the ship,"You know what to do."
Will nodded.
It was time for him to initiate phase one of "Operation Sedate Cranky Female Jack".
Will cautious walked up to the door of Jack's cabin.
Slowly, he knocked.
"Jack?"
"WHAT?!"
Will winced. Jack sounded angry.
"Jack, it's me. Will. Your friend. I just...I want to talk."
Inside the cabin, Jack could be heard shuffling papers. A few grumbles and curses came from behind the door.
She pracitcally ripped the wooden door off its hinges as she wrenched it open.
"What do ye want, whelp?,"she growled, her hair mussed up and her clothes wrinkled.
"Jack, can I...can I come in?,"Will asked, sounding sincere,"I wanted to talk to you."
"You can talk from out there."
Will pulled something he hadn't done since he was a kid.
The puppy out.
"Pweeeeeaaaase?,"he said, his eyes beginning to water.
If Jack were male at the moment, he would've smacked Will's pouty lip back into place. But, being a female now, she couldn't help but soften a bit and sigh.
"Get in here, whelp,"she said, moving aside.
Will stepped in, grinning while Jack wasn't looking.
"Jack,"he began,"I wanted to...apologize for laughing earlier."
Jack quirked an elegant eyebrow.
"Go on,"she prompted.
"And errr...I'm sorry about making fun of you. It was wrong, and childish. I'm sorry."
Jack still stood there, leaning on a shelf.
Will couldn't help but admire Jack's female form.
In female form, Jack was only about one or two inches shorter. Her legs and hips curved, like Elizebeth's but, as Will noted, much better looking. The once doughey brown eyes shined even more on the now hairless and feminine face. Also, Will couldn't help but stare at the...rather obvious appendages on Jack's chest. The usually baggy shirt was now stretched tighter across that upper region.
"Okay, Will. I forgive ye."
Will kept staring.
"Will?"
Will looked at her up and down.
"Will!"
Will snapped back into attention.
"Umm, yeah...Thanks Jack. Err...I have to be going. I was going to help Gibbs."
"...Alright. Tell Gibbs that if he can be man enough to come and say 'e's sorry, I'll let 'im off the hook!"
"Will do, Jack!"
As soon as Will closed the door behind him, he ran back on deck, covering his face with his hands.
"I couldn't do it!,"he yelled,"I couldn't do it!"
"Why not, lad?,"Felix asked,"I know Jack is yer friend, but-"
"Yeah, MALE Jack is my friend! FEMALE Jack...she's a sex symbol..."
Will blushed as Gibbs and Felix tried to hide their laughter.
"Will got a bit of a crush, eh?,"Gibbs joked.
"I do NOT,"Will insisted," She just stands there...menacingly unaware of how good she looks...If you think it's so funny, YOU go lure her out her!"
"A'right lad,"Gibbs said, rolling up his sleeves,"I'll be back soon-WITH Jack."
With a few chuckles, Gibbs stepped out and knocked on Jack's door.
"Who is it?,"she called, shuffling through more papers.
"Tis I, cap'n,"Gibbs called through the door.
Jack opened the door and glared at Gibbs.
"Come to beg?,"she growled, dagger in hand.
Gibbs remained calm.
"I wanted to spologize for earlier. Can I come in, sir?...Err ma'am?"
Jack continued glaring...
...then stepped aside.
Gibbs stepped in, arms behind his back.
"As I said...I'm sorry, Jack. I know this may be hard for ye-"
Jack growled again.
"Err...IS hard for you. I should've been more understandin."
Jack continued to glare and put her thin hands on her now wider hips.
Gibbs would've contuniued, if her had not spotted Jack putting her hands on her hips.
He watched her tap her foot impatiently.
"And?"
"And....errr..."
Gibbs was at a loss of words as she stepped closer to him.
"Care to continue, Gibbs?"
Gibbs opened his mouth to speak, but only an "errr" came out.
Jack sighed.
"Is it the door? Would you prefer I closed it so no one will hear?"
Apparently female Jack was a bit nicer at times.
"Err-I-"
Before Gibbs could answer, Jack turned and walked towards the door.
Gibbs stared at Jack as her hips swung from side to side as she walked.
"There,"she said, closing the door,"Now, what were you saying?"
"Errr....Just that I was truly sorry fer messin with ye, lass-er...lad. I never meant to make ye feel bad."
"...Okay. You're off the hook. Just make sure not to do that anymore."
With that, Jack opened the door and let him out.
Gibbs ran back to the guys who were waiting for him on deck.
"Will was right,"Gibbs declared,"I couldn't do it."
Felix laughed and Will just blushed again.
"You two are just too scared of 'er,"Felix declared,"So, I'll go do it."
"Felix, it's no use,"Gibbs said,"She's just..."
"...Way too well built?,"Will tried.
Gibbs only nodded.
Felix laughed.
"Be back soon. And get a rope ready. We'll have her hog tied and sedated soon!"
So, Felix knocked on her door.
"Yes?,"came a slightly irritated voice.
"It's Felix, lad. Open up."
With an irritated growl, an irate woman appeared at the door.
Felix was instantly phased by the fact that her shirt was slightly open, revealing curves he'd only seeen in Tortuga.
"Erm, Jack...er shirt,"he pointed out, trying to hold.
Jack looked down and blushed, closing her slightly open shirt.
"Thanks. Now, what do you want? Are you 'ere to apologize too?"
"Err, yes-"
"Come in,"she said in an exasperated tone.
Felix stepped in, brushing past Jack as he walked.
"Now, I just wanted to say that-"
Felix was cut off as stray bird flew through Jack's cabin window and landed on the floor behind her.
"Aw, poor bird,"she mocked,"I'll just throw it right back out. If it flies, good for him. If not...fun for the sharks."
She turned around and did exactly what Felix feared she would do.
She bent over.
Right in front of him.
Felix could only stare blankly.
He hadn't seen anything that big and round since that red ball he'd had as a kid.
When he came out of his trance, Jack's face was in his sight again.
"Felix?...Felix, are you okay?"
"Errr...I'll have to come back later. I...have to go help Anamaria down in the kitchens."
Felix ran out, trying to hide his reddening face.
"I couldn't do it,"he said, calling Will's and Gibb's attention to him.
"She got you too?,"Gibbs asked,"What was it?"
"She...she.."
Felix was still in a daze.
"She what?,"Will asked, concerned that Jack may have hurt him.
"She...She bent over..."
Will and Gibbs gasped.
...Then burst out laughing.
"She...she bent over?,"Will managed to choke out through his chuckles.
"Yes,"Flix said, sliding down into a sitting position,"And she gave me a VERY clear view."
"What are we going to do?,"Gibbs said, recovering from his laughing,"Not only can Jack hurt us in male AND female form, but now, Jack can almost hypnotize us."
"In all entirety,"Will began,"We are truly out of luck."
"We'll find a way."
They were all brought out of their conversation as Jack came out of her cabin, hair flowing behind her.
"Alright, people,"Jack began, pushing Anamaria and manning the helm,"I'm here now."
No one spoke.
"Doesn't anyone have anything to say?"
Anamaria raised her hand.
"Yes?"
"Yeah, I 'ave somethin to say. You, cap'n, are an ornery bitch."
"Thank you!,"Jack squealed,"Now go swab the deck!"
Anamaria grumbled and walked away.
However, as she passed the other men, she said,"That woman must be stopped."
~:~End of Chapter Four~:~
Vicky~Yup. We justr had to get our ideas together.
Jack~::is looking at his new female self in a mirror:: Does this outfit make my butt look big?
Will~O.O
Jack~o.0
Vicky/Sandy~...o.o...Moving right along...
~:~Men~:~
Jack now had Felix by the ear and was dragging him back to the Black Pearl.
"Ow! Jack me lad!-...Err...lass! Please, let go of me!"
"Shut your pie hole!,"she screamed.
Felix went red with embarrassment.
"Jack, lass, please-"
"One more word and I swear-"
"I don't need to go with you! Just take me map!"
"Dun think so, You'll be coming with me and me crew."
~/~On the Black Pearl~/~
"I got him!,"Jack exclaimed,"Set sails and follow his direction!"
She then turned to Felix.
"If your directions are wrong, even by accident, you'll pay. I promise you that."
She then turned to Gibbs, who was silently laughing at Felix's fear of the new female captain.
"And YOU, Gibbs, will be swabbin' the deck for laughin. I want to be able to see meself in it."
"Would that be your male self or your female self?,"Will joked.
Jack turned on him, eyes flaring with fury.
"One more wisecrack like that, Turner, and I promise, little Will Junior won't have a speck of a chance at life."
To emphasize her point, Jack held her dagger at least an inch from Will's...lower regions.
Will paled and began to sweat. He instinctively covered his privates quickly, wanting them to stay connected with the rest of him.
"Ma'am, yes ma'am!"
Jack's glare intensified.
"I mean-Sir! Yes sir!"
With that, Jack turned on her heel.
"I'll be in me cabin! If anyone interrupts without a good reason, ye'll be swimmin with the fishes!"
With a few loud stomps and a slam, Jack locked herself in her quarters.
...And as soon as she was out of earshot, everyone looked at each other.
Anamaria was still nursing her wounds from her scrap with Jack. She grumbled and ranted in anger and embarrassment.
Gibbs was mumbling to himself about cranky females as he swabbed the deck.
Will was still pale and was still covering his lower regions.
Felix...well, he was still recovering from that little incident in the pub.
"Well,"Felix began,"I guees we better set sail before that...crazed wench comes back and asked why we ar'nt movin."
Everyone nodded in a greement.
Anamaria left her her corner on deck and went to work on setting the sails.
"Will,"Gibbs called.
Will turned to Gibbs, who beckoned for him with one finger.
"Bring Felix,"he whispered.
Will nodded and grabbed Felix arms, pulling him over to where Gibbs was.
"Anamaria,"Felix called,"Man the helm! Just sail east!"
Gibbs beckoned them with a finger again, leading them into the kitchen while Anamaria went back to her wounds.
"Lads, we need to get Jack under control,"Gibbs declared.
"I concur,"Will said, fearing for his private parts,"I prefer to have ALL my appendages."
Felix nodded.
"She'll slit me throat if I even breath the wrong way!"
"What we need, me lads,"Gibbs began,"Is a plan."
"Like what?,"Felix and Will asked in unison.
"Well...we could.::whisper, whisper::...."
"That's rich!,"Will laughed.
"Perfect!"
"And then we could.....::whisper, whisper::...."
"Perfect!"
~/~Back On Deck~/~
"Okay Will,"Felix said, steering the ship,"You know what to do."
Will nodded.
It was time for him to initiate phase one of "Operation Sedate Cranky Female Jack".
Will cautious walked up to the door of Jack's cabin.
Slowly, he knocked.
"Jack?"
"WHAT?!"
Will winced. Jack sounded angry.
"Jack, it's me. Will. Your friend. I just...I want to talk."
Inside the cabin, Jack could be heard shuffling papers. A few grumbles and curses came from behind the door.
She pracitcally ripped the wooden door off its hinges as she wrenched it open.
"What do ye want, whelp?,"she growled, her hair mussed up and her clothes wrinkled.
"Jack, can I...can I come in?,"Will asked, sounding sincere,"I wanted to talk to you."
"You can talk from out there."
Will pulled something he hadn't done since he was a kid.
The puppy out.
"Pweeeeeaaaase?,"he said, his eyes beginning to water.
If Jack were male at the moment, he would've smacked Will's pouty lip back into place. But, being a female now, she couldn't help but soften a bit and sigh.
"Get in here, whelp,"she said, moving aside.
Will stepped in, grinning while Jack wasn't looking.
"Jack,"he began,"I wanted to...apologize for laughing earlier."
Jack quirked an elegant eyebrow.
"Go on,"she prompted.
"And errr...I'm sorry about making fun of you. It was wrong, and childish. I'm sorry."
Jack still stood there, leaning on a shelf.
Will couldn't help but admire Jack's female form.
In female form, Jack was only about one or two inches shorter. Her legs and hips curved, like Elizebeth's but, as Will noted, much better looking. The once doughey brown eyes shined even more on the now hairless and feminine face. Also, Will couldn't help but stare at the...rather obvious appendages on Jack's chest. The usually baggy shirt was now stretched tighter across that upper region.
"Okay, Will. I forgive ye."
Will kept staring.
"Will?"
Will looked at her up and down.
"Will!"
Will snapped back into attention.
"Umm, yeah...Thanks Jack. Err...I have to be going. I was going to help Gibbs."
"...Alright. Tell Gibbs that if he can be man enough to come and say 'e's sorry, I'll let 'im off the hook!"
"Will do, Jack!"
As soon as Will closed the door behind him, he ran back on deck, covering his face with his hands.
"I couldn't do it!,"he yelled,"I couldn't do it!"
"Why not, lad?,"Felix asked,"I know Jack is yer friend, but-"
"Yeah, MALE Jack is my friend! FEMALE Jack...she's a sex symbol..."
Will blushed as Gibbs and Felix tried to hide their laughter.
"Will got a bit of a crush, eh?,"Gibbs joked.
"I do NOT,"Will insisted," She just stands there...menacingly unaware of how good she looks...If you think it's so funny, YOU go lure her out her!"
"A'right lad,"Gibbs said, rolling up his sleeves,"I'll be back soon-WITH Jack."
With a few chuckles, Gibbs stepped out and knocked on Jack's door.
"Who is it?,"she called, shuffling through more papers.
"Tis I, cap'n,"Gibbs called through the door.
Jack opened the door and glared at Gibbs.
"Come to beg?,"she growled, dagger in hand.
Gibbs remained calm.
"I wanted to spologize for earlier. Can I come in, sir?...Err ma'am?"
Jack continued glaring...
...then stepped aside.
Gibbs stepped in, arms behind his back.
"As I said...I'm sorry, Jack. I know this may be hard for ye-"
Jack growled again.
"Err...IS hard for you. I should've been more understandin."
Jack continued to glare and put her thin hands on her now wider hips.
Gibbs would've contuniued, if her had not spotted Jack putting her hands on her hips.
He watched her tap her foot impatiently.
"And?"
"And....errr..."
Gibbs was at a loss of words as she stepped closer to him.
"Care to continue, Gibbs?"
Gibbs opened his mouth to speak, but only an "errr" came out.
Jack sighed.
"Is it the door? Would you prefer I closed it so no one will hear?"
Apparently female Jack was a bit nicer at times.
"Err-I-"
Before Gibbs could answer, Jack turned and walked towards the door.
Gibbs stared at Jack as her hips swung from side to side as she walked.
"There,"she said, closing the door,"Now, what were you saying?"
"Errr....Just that I was truly sorry fer messin with ye, lass-er...lad. I never meant to make ye feel bad."
"...Okay. You're off the hook. Just make sure not to do that anymore."
With that, Jack opened the door and let him out.
Gibbs ran back to the guys who were waiting for him on deck.
"Will was right,"Gibbs declared,"I couldn't do it."
Felix laughed and Will just blushed again.
"You two are just too scared of 'er,"Felix declared,"So, I'll go do it."
"Felix, it's no use,"Gibbs said,"She's just..."
"...Way too well built?,"Will tried.
Gibbs only nodded.
Felix laughed.
"Be back soon. And get a rope ready. We'll have her hog tied and sedated soon!"
So, Felix knocked on her door.
"Yes?,"came a slightly irritated voice.
"It's Felix, lad. Open up."
With an irritated growl, an irate woman appeared at the door.
Felix was instantly phased by the fact that her shirt was slightly open, revealing curves he'd only seeen in Tortuga.
"Erm, Jack...er shirt,"he pointed out, trying to hold.
Jack looked down and blushed, closing her slightly open shirt.
"Thanks. Now, what do you want? Are you 'ere to apologize too?"
"Err, yes-"
"Come in,"she said in an exasperated tone.
Felix stepped in, brushing past Jack as he walked.
"Now, I just wanted to say that-"
Felix was cut off as stray bird flew through Jack's cabin window and landed on the floor behind her.
"Aw, poor bird,"she mocked,"I'll just throw it right back out. If it flies, good for him. If not...fun for the sharks."
She turned around and did exactly what Felix feared she would do.
She bent over.
Right in front of him.
Felix could only stare blankly.
He hadn't seen anything that big and round since that red ball he'd had as a kid.
When he came out of his trance, Jack's face was in his sight again.
"Felix?...Felix, are you okay?"
"Errr...I'll have to come back later. I...have to go help Anamaria down in the kitchens."
Felix ran out, trying to hide his reddening face.
"I couldn't do it,"he said, calling Will's and Gibb's attention to him.
"She got you too?,"Gibbs asked,"What was it?"
"She...she.."
Felix was still in a daze.
"She what?,"Will asked, concerned that Jack may have hurt him.
"She...She bent over..."
Will and Gibbs gasped.
...Then burst out laughing.
"She...she bent over?,"Will managed to choke out through his chuckles.
"Yes,"Flix said, sliding down into a sitting position,"And she gave me a VERY clear view."
"What are we going to do?,"Gibbs said, recovering from his laughing,"Not only can Jack hurt us in male AND female form, but now, Jack can almost hypnotize us."
"In all entirety,"Will began,"We are truly out of luck."
"We'll find a way."
They were all brought out of their conversation as Jack came out of her cabin, hair flowing behind her.
"Alright, people,"Jack began, pushing Anamaria and manning the helm,"I'm here now."
No one spoke.
"Doesn't anyone have anything to say?"
Anamaria raised her hand.
"Yes?"
"Yeah, I 'ave somethin to say. You, cap'n, are an ornery bitch."
"Thank you!,"Jack squealed,"Now go swab the deck!"
Anamaria grumbled and walked away.
However, as she passed the other men, she said,"That woman must be stopped."
~:~End of Chapter Four~:~