Nix's story written by nix for absolutely no reason.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story, which is final fantasy, yu- gi-oh pixy stix, Oscar Meyer wieners, or duel city.
~~~Alexandria castle~~~
Zidane: Oooh yeah. yeah Dagger. ooh yeah. give it to me.
Garnet: Zidane. quieter. the children are trying to sleep!
Zidane: Hey they can't hear us!
Garnet rolls off of Zidane. Then, still naked, puts her hands on her hips and glares at her perverted husband
Zidane: Yes dear?
Garnet: Zidane Tribal you have to stop being so loud when we are. in bed!!!
Zidane: Okay but I don't see-
Garnet: There are hundreds of guards around this castle and they don't have to hear us!!!
Zidane: Okay honey I'm sorry. can we get back to the lovin'?
Garnet: .okay
In the next room where the children where "sleeping".
Matt: Hey Kiwa why was the washing machine on but then suddenly stopped?
Kira: I dunno Matt. hey its starting again!!
Matt: Why Beatrix doin' the laundry so early in the morning?
Kira: I dunno but we should go back to sleep.
Matt: Okay then.
~~~Balamb Garden~~~
Selfie: Hey Irvy? Do you have any more pixy stix?
Irvine: Yeah baby of course Irvine has some pixy stix! I'm full of sugary sweetness!
Selfie: I know! That's why I love my Irvy sooooo much!!!
Zell in the next room: Hey!! Keep it down in there I'm trynna enjoy some hot dogs!!!
Zell sits on the floor and starts chanting the Oscar Meyer wiener song in front of a large dish of hot dogs.
Zell.so everyone would be in love with me!!!!!
~~~Besaid~~~
Tidus and Yuna are sitting on the beach by a small fire holding each other and roasting marshmallows.
Yuna: Tidus. I love you soo much!
Tidus: I love you too Yuna. I love you so much that even all the Blitz ball world cups in the world couldn't add up to. I love you more than there are stars in the sky. More than- AAAHHH A SPIDER!!!! Hide me Yuna!!!
Wakka who appeared out of nowhere with Lulu: That's Tidus for ya eh?
Tidus got up but then tripped into the fire.
Tidus: AAAAAHH!!!!! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!
Yuna: *rolls eyes*
Lulu who is 8 months pregnant: I don't know why you're still with him Yuna. He's a chicken wuss and you're too good for him!
Yuna: But he's sooooo hot!!! And he loves me! I couldn't leave him now!!!
Wakka: Yes you could you know. My brudda can handle it ya? Hey T-boy!! Grabs Tidus and puts out flame*
Tidus: Yeah Wakka?
Wakka: Yuna's dumping you.
Tidus: WHAT?!? Is this true Yuna my dearest?!?
Yuna: Well actually.
Tidus: I cant live without you! Let's see. *Steals Wakkas ultimate weapon (and we all know how pointy that thing is)* Hah!!! This'll do!!! *Drives it into his heart*
~~~In duel city~~~
Joey: Hey Mai? Tell me how much you love me.
Mai: Well actually Joey I only came over here to tell you-
Joey: Yes I know you came here cause you love me Mai!! Cause you know what? I love you too!! I've loved you ever since the day I first met you!
Mai: NO JOEY!!! I came here to tell you that your little sister Serenity is dating Tristen and Duke Devilin!!
Joey: What?!? I mean. all of that was a joke you know? Yeah. all a joke. heheheheh.
Mai: *Raises eyebrows* riiiight.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story, which is final fantasy, yu- gi-oh pixy stix, Oscar Meyer wieners, or duel city.
~~~Alexandria castle~~~
Zidane: Oooh yeah. yeah Dagger. ooh yeah. give it to me.
Garnet: Zidane. quieter. the children are trying to sleep!
Zidane: Hey they can't hear us!
Garnet rolls off of Zidane. Then, still naked, puts her hands on her hips and glares at her perverted husband
Zidane: Yes dear?
Garnet: Zidane Tribal you have to stop being so loud when we are. in bed!!!
Zidane: Okay but I don't see-
Garnet: There are hundreds of guards around this castle and they don't have to hear us!!!
Zidane: Okay honey I'm sorry. can we get back to the lovin'?
Garnet: .okay
In the next room where the children where "sleeping".
Matt: Hey Kiwa why was the washing machine on but then suddenly stopped?
Kira: I dunno Matt. hey its starting again!!
Matt: Why Beatrix doin' the laundry so early in the morning?
Kira: I dunno but we should go back to sleep.
Matt: Okay then.
~~~Balamb Garden~~~
Selfie: Hey Irvy? Do you have any more pixy stix?
Irvine: Yeah baby of course Irvine has some pixy stix! I'm full of sugary sweetness!
Selfie: I know! That's why I love my Irvy sooooo much!!!
Zell in the next room: Hey!! Keep it down in there I'm trynna enjoy some hot dogs!!!
Zell sits on the floor and starts chanting the Oscar Meyer wiener song in front of a large dish of hot dogs.
Zell.so everyone would be in love with me!!!!!
~~~Besaid~~~
Tidus and Yuna are sitting on the beach by a small fire holding each other and roasting marshmallows.
Yuna: Tidus. I love you soo much!
Tidus: I love you too Yuna. I love you so much that even all the Blitz ball world cups in the world couldn't add up to. I love you more than there are stars in the sky. More than- AAAHHH A SPIDER!!!! Hide me Yuna!!!
Wakka who appeared out of nowhere with Lulu: That's Tidus for ya eh?
Tidus got up but then tripped into the fire.
Tidus: AAAAAHH!!!!! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!
Yuna: *rolls eyes*
Lulu who is 8 months pregnant: I don't know why you're still with him Yuna. He's a chicken wuss and you're too good for him!
Yuna: But he's sooooo hot!!! And he loves me! I couldn't leave him now!!!
Wakka: Yes you could you know. My brudda can handle it ya? Hey T-boy!! Grabs Tidus and puts out flame*
Tidus: Yeah Wakka?
Wakka: Yuna's dumping you.
Tidus: WHAT?!? Is this true Yuna my dearest?!?
Yuna: Well actually.
Tidus: I cant live without you! Let's see. *Steals Wakkas ultimate weapon (and we all know how pointy that thing is)* Hah!!! This'll do!!! *Drives it into his heart*
~~~In duel city~~~
Joey: Hey Mai? Tell me how much you love me.
Mai: Well actually Joey I only came over here to tell you-
Joey: Yes I know you came here cause you love me Mai!! Cause you know what? I love you too!! I've loved you ever since the day I first met you!
Mai: NO JOEY!!! I came here to tell you that your little sister Serenity is dating Tristen and Duke Devilin!!
Joey: What?!? I mean. all of that was a joke you know? Yeah. all a joke. heheheheh.
Mai: *Raises eyebrows* riiiight.