Disclaimer: Same thing as the last chapter I do not own anything.

~~~Alexandria castle~~~

It was quiet in Alexandria castle. Well, until now.

Garnet: ZIDANE TRIBAL COME HERE RIGHT NOW!!!

Zidane: Yes Dagger?

Garnet: Your stupid chocobo crapped all over the new carpet!!!

Zidane: Yeah but that's only because he's not allowed outside!!!

Garnet: I never said that.

Zidane: Yeah you did. And besides there's nowhere to keep him!

Garnet: Well then you'll just have to get rid of him now won't you?

Kira & Matt at the same time: No momma you can't make Choco go away!!!

Garnet: Wanna bet?

Matt: Okay but there's nothing I want from yo-

Kira: Matty shaddup!!!

~~~Balamb Garden~~~ Nix: hmm. don't know what to put in here. think. of Janine.

Rinoa: Hi Seify!!

Seifer: * rolls eyes* Hello Rinoa.

Rinoa: You know what?

Seifer: What?

Rinoa: I love Squall!

Seifer: Yes. good for you. You're supposed to love your boyfriend.

Rinoa: I know! And He's sooooo hot!

Seifer: * rolls eyes again* Sure whatever Rinny.

Rinoa: He's my soul mate!!

Seifer: Okay you say that one more time and I-

Rinoa: I Love Squall!

So Seifer went up to Rinoa, took out his gunblade and cut her head off. Then Squall came in the door.

Squall: Meh she had it coming.

~~~Besaid~~~

Yuna, Wakka and all of the other people are at Tidus' funeral.

Yuna: I loved him so much! *Sob * I. Why did you say that Wakka?

Wakka: Hey I thought my brudda could handle it right?

Yuna: He's dead because of you!

Yuna summons Anima and uses his overdrive on Wakka, who dies immediately from a heart attack. Then Tidus' coffin starts to move.

Tidus: Lemme outta here!!

The lid pops open.

Tidus: God you idiots! You almost suffocated me!!

Yuna: Awe.

Nix: And I'm done. I'm trying to talk on the phone. Don't bug me. Don't forget to review!