Disclaimer: I do not own anything and my writing/ typing is probably really
crappy cause I almost busted my nail off while closing my trumpet case, not
that it has anything to do with this disclaimer.
~~~Alexandria castle~~~
Garnet and Zidane are in their bed (doing you-know-what like they usually are). Holding each other in their arms, stroking each other's hair gently and whispering soft words in their ears.
Zidane: Dagger. do you know how much I love you?
Dagger: No sweetie how much?
She cuddles up to him, waiting for an answer. So then Zidane replies with the same cheesy lines (or at least pretty close) that Tidus used in the first chapter.
Zidane: I love you more than Gaia. I love you more than the seeing Kuja scream cause his metal thong is too cold. I love you more than seeing Vivi fall on his face. I love you more than how many people are still confused about what the hell Quina is. I mean what is it? Male or female? I used to think it was male until it married Vivi. well. Vivi might be gay. and-
Garnet: Okay, okay! I get the point!
Zidane: right.
~~~Balamb Garden~~~
Cid: Okay order in the court!
The entire final fantasy 8 cast (other than Rinoa who happens to be dead. Remember the last chapter?) Are in a courtroom as Seifer gets trailed for first-degree murder. Then Zell the lawyer walks up to Seifer who's at stand.
Zell: Okay so a few days ago you killed Rinoa by slicing her head off is that correct?
Seifer: Well she is dead isn't she?
Zell: No funny talk green eyes. Now then did you or did you not murder Rinoa?
Seifer: I didn't murder her! I just shut her up. permanently.
Zell: Hah! So he admits it!
Cid: I hereby sentence Seifer Almasy to a life long in shumi village!
Seifer: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quistis (Seifer's lawyer) stands up.
Quistis: Your honor he had a perfectly good reason to killing that girl! I mean who here in this room wouldn't have wanted to kill her?
A few people shot their hands into the air, including Quistis.
Quistis: Come on be honest!
Everyone's hand was then in the air. A guy turns to Squall and stares at him with his hand in the air.
Guy: Weren't you her boyfriend?
Squall: Yeah but she still wouldn't shut up.
Nix: Not gonna write any more of this lovely chapter. finger hurts. don't forget to review!
~~~Alexandria castle~~~
Garnet and Zidane are in their bed (doing you-know-what like they usually are). Holding each other in their arms, stroking each other's hair gently and whispering soft words in their ears.
Zidane: Dagger. do you know how much I love you?
Dagger: No sweetie how much?
She cuddles up to him, waiting for an answer. So then Zidane replies with the same cheesy lines (or at least pretty close) that Tidus used in the first chapter.
Zidane: I love you more than Gaia. I love you more than the seeing Kuja scream cause his metal thong is too cold. I love you more than seeing Vivi fall on his face. I love you more than how many people are still confused about what the hell Quina is. I mean what is it? Male or female? I used to think it was male until it married Vivi. well. Vivi might be gay. and-
Garnet: Okay, okay! I get the point!
Zidane: right.
~~~Balamb Garden~~~
Cid: Okay order in the court!
The entire final fantasy 8 cast (other than Rinoa who happens to be dead. Remember the last chapter?) Are in a courtroom as Seifer gets trailed for first-degree murder. Then Zell the lawyer walks up to Seifer who's at stand.
Zell: Okay so a few days ago you killed Rinoa by slicing her head off is that correct?
Seifer: Well she is dead isn't she?
Zell: No funny talk green eyes. Now then did you or did you not murder Rinoa?
Seifer: I didn't murder her! I just shut her up. permanently.
Zell: Hah! So he admits it!
Cid: I hereby sentence Seifer Almasy to a life long in shumi village!
Seifer: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quistis (Seifer's lawyer) stands up.
Quistis: Your honor he had a perfectly good reason to killing that girl! I mean who here in this room wouldn't have wanted to kill her?
A few people shot their hands into the air, including Quistis.
Quistis: Come on be honest!
Everyone's hand was then in the air. A guy turns to Squall and stares at him with his hand in the air.
Guy: Weren't you her boyfriend?
Squall: Yeah but she still wouldn't shut up.
Nix: Not gonna write any more of this lovely chapter. finger hurts. don't forget to review!