Disclaimer: I do not own anything or so my lawyers tell me. So does my
mother. and father. but that doesn't matter! Well. so do my teachers. ok
that's it on with the story!
~~~Duel City ~~~
Nix: Okay. yeah takin an idea from one of my wonderful reviewers. I don't remember your name but yeah here you go.
Nix: Oh yeah, if someone in yu-gi oh started to do it with himself, would that count as doin it with someone else? Like Ryou would technically be doing it with Bakura or Yugi with Yami righ?
Ryou is standing in front of a mirror trying desperately to find out what to wear on his date with the Yami Taea, named Alexis. (Nix: Don't ask where I got the name cause I don't remember)
Ryou: Which shirt shall I wear? This blue shirt with these blue jeans? Or this blue shirt with these blue jeans?
Bakura: You should wear that purple shirt with those pink jeans.
Ryou: I never asked you! Stupid spirit of the millennium puzzle. always interrupting me right in the middle of my-
Bakura: No I'm not!
Ryou: You just did you fool! I don't even know why I bother wearing anything at all.
Bakura: Same here. I mean really. we both know we look a lot sexier not wearing anything at all.
Ryou: You've got an excellent point there Bakura.
So Ryou and Bakura walk out of "their" apartment naked, arm in arm, skipping down the street.
(Nix: I dunno I'm getting desperate kay?)
~~~Alexandria castle~~~
Nix: Hahahahah one of my reviewers thought I should get a talk show. You're reading it right now aren't you Allie? Die-hard ffNix fans. Gotta love'em.
Zidane: Woohoo ridin' a chocobo through the castle! And no one can stop me! Muahahahah! Come on Choco! You can go faster than this!
Garnet comes by.
Garnet: Umm. excuse me sweetie but. you're riding the children's Gimme cat.
Gimme cat: Meowwwrrrrrr hissssss!! *Cough cough * excuse me. GET OFF OF ME!!! My tiny cat legs can't. support. your. ultimate. weight!!
Gimme cat's legs collapse and Zidane crushes him. Zidane looks around.
Zidane: Who said that?
The children come running in.
Matt and Kira: Momma, momma! Where's Gimme-Gimme?
Garnet: Umm. Your father has something to tell you.
Matt and Kira: What daddy? What do you wanna tell us?
Zidane: I dunno what I want to tell you. Dagger, what do I want to tell them?
Garnet: Gimme-Gimme went. to the big litter box in the sky because a violent thief sat on him by accident. * Glares at Zidane *
Matt and Kira: WHAT? Dad sat on Gimme-Gimme causing him to be crushed since he couldn't support daddy's weight?
Garnet: well. that's not exactly what I said.
Zidane: I sat on a Gimme cat!?
Jumps up tries to get the road-kill err. butt-kill cat off of his posterior.
Zidane: Eewwww. Gimme guts!
Nix: There you go another chapter done. Merry Christmas to everyone! And maybe as a present to me you could review you know. ^_^ reviews are awesome.
~~~Duel City ~~~
Nix: Okay. yeah takin an idea from one of my wonderful reviewers. I don't remember your name but yeah here you go.
Nix: Oh yeah, if someone in yu-gi oh started to do it with himself, would that count as doin it with someone else? Like Ryou would technically be doing it with Bakura or Yugi with Yami righ?
Ryou is standing in front of a mirror trying desperately to find out what to wear on his date with the Yami Taea, named Alexis. (Nix: Don't ask where I got the name cause I don't remember)
Ryou: Which shirt shall I wear? This blue shirt with these blue jeans? Or this blue shirt with these blue jeans?
Bakura: You should wear that purple shirt with those pink jeans.
Ryou: I never asked you! Stupid spirit of the millennium puzzle. always interrupting me right in the middle of my-
Bakura: No I'm not!
Ryou: You just did you fool! I don't even know why I bother wearing anything at all.
Bakura: Same here. I mean really. we both know we look a lot sexier not wearing anything at all.
Ryou: You've got an excellent point there Bakura.
So Ryou and Bakura walk out of "their" apartment naked, arm in arm, skipping down the street.
(Nix: I dunno I'm getting desperate kay?)
~~~Alexandria castle~~~
Nix: Hahahahah one of my reviewers thought I should get a talk show. You're reading it right now aren't you Allie? Die-hard ffNix fans. Gotta love'em.
Zidane: Woohoo ridin' a chocobo through the castle! And no one can stop me! Muahahahah! Come on Choco! You can go faster than this!
Garnet comes by.
Garnet: Umm. excuse me sweetie but. you're riding the children's Gimme cat.
Gimme cat: Meowwwrrrrrr hissssss!! *Cough cough * excuse me. GET OFF OF ME!!! My tiny cat legs can't. support. your. ultimate. weight!!
Gimme cat's legs collapse and Zidane crushes him. Zidane looks around.
Zidane: Who said that?
The children come running in.
Matt and Kira: Momma, momma! Where's Gimme-Gimme?
Garnet: Umm. Your father has something to tell you.
Matt and Kira: What daddy? What do you wanna tell us?
Zidane: I dunno what I want to tell you. Dagger, what do I want to tell them?
Garnet: Gimme-Gimme went. to the big litter box in the sky because a violent thief sat on him by accident. * Glares at Zidane *
Matt and Kira: WHAT? Dad sat on Gimme-Gimme causing him to be crushed since he couldn't support daddy's weight?
Garnet: well. that's not exactly what I said.
Zidane: I sat on a Gimme cat!?
Jumps up tries to get the road-kill err. butt-kill cat off of his posterior.
Zidane: Eewwww. Gimme guts!
Nix: There you go another chapter done. Merry Christmas to everyone! And maybe as a present to me you could review you know. ^_^ reviews are awesome.