A/N: The Fic Critic: The Hamtaro thing wasn't a joke. If you read the Author's Notes, I stressed several times that it was based off of Super Smash Brothers Melee, a game where the people do things that they normally could not do. The same is for this FanFic, where Hamtaro (Kirby-representative guy) can do things that normally he wouldn't be able to, and can fight as well as other fighters. Please read the Author's Note.

Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z, Digimon, Outlaw Star, Zoids, Cowboy Bebop, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Cardcaptors, Hamtaro, Sailor Moon, Tenchi Muyo!/Tenchi Universe, Pokémon, Rurouni Kenshin, InuYasha or Yu-Yu Hakusho. If I did, then they'd all be on one channel in a huge block. But they're not, and I don't own them. But one day I will...I'm hoping so, anyway.
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The Super Anime World Tournament
By Hayabusa Will (TheNameIsWill@AOL.Com)
Chapter Thirteen-Fight of Warriors

Stalker was sitting at a table, finishing a cup of coffee. "Hey Willie, what's new with you?"

"Aye" Replied Willie, who was eating a haggis (if you don't know what that is, then you probably don't want to know). "Tis all right, not great. I'm getting tired of cleaning up after these pukes, always throwing stuff everywhere and breakin' tables. No freaking consideration for the Scottish one. I'm sick of it. Ach, at least they ain't Englishmen"

The police force of Officer Jenny, Kiyone and Mihoshi walked over and took three seats with Stalker and Willie, Jenny's Growlithe hopping on the sixth seat of the table.

"Oh, Kiyone, I'm tired" Mihoshi whined. "My feet hurt"

"Give me a break, Mihoshi, you've barely done anything all day" Replied an annoyed Kiyone. "Jenny's been doing most of the work. How do you do it, Jenny?"

"Growlithe's been helping" Jenny replied, patting Growlithe on the head. Growlithe gave a happy bark. "I really don't mind being chosen as head of police here. Even though people needed to be taken out all day. But if you guys want to take over for a while feel free"

"We'll think about it" Replied Kiyone.

"You guys feeling tired too?" Asked Stalker. "I'm sick of standing and announcing. It's not too great, especially since it's so hot outside. This suit doesn't help"

"Okay staff, you have to get back to it" Master Hand walked by. "Stalker, the match between Tenchi and Gohan starts in ten minutes, you need to get back to the ring. Willie, just be on guard if we need any cleaning. Girls...Growlithe, you have to get back on patrol. Not the audience yet, we still have our audience security around. Okay, chop-chop"

The group of six got up, Willie mumbling as Stalker and the police force talking quietly. Growlithe barked and walked off with the three officers as Willie exited to the right and Stalker went out to the ring.
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Gohan was in the locker room, pulling on the cleaned boots of his Saiyaman outfit over his socks. He had the rest of the outfit on. He looked at the cap with antenna sticking out and the turban and glasses to the right. "Hm...I think this one" He took the turban and glasses. He tied to turban around his head and put his sunglasses on. "All right"

"Hey son" Goku walked into the locker room.

"Hey dad" Gohan replied as he stood up. "What's up?"

"Are you psyched for your match?" Goku asked, as the father and son left the locker room, walking out into the hallway that lead to the Fighter's Den.

"Yeah, I can't wait" Gohan smiled a little. "I lost to Wobbuffet last year but that was sort of a fluke anyway. I think I can do it this time"

"I know you can son" Goku patted Gohan on the back as the two reached the Fighters' Den, were more than half of everyone left had arrived.

Tenchi was sitting with Ryoko and Kenshin. Tenchi looked up and saw Gohan. "Oh, Gohan's here. Guess that means that he's ready too"

"Attention attention! The next fight will begin in two minutes! Please take your seats!" Stalker's voice called throughout the stadium. Crowds were heard as they settled into the seats. He was standing in the middle of the ring with the microphone. "Welcome back! In case you weren't around, the first half of round one wrapped up two hours again, when Cell defeated Buu, Mewtwo defeated Yugi Moto, Gene Starwind defeated Harry McDougall, Kagato defeated Bit Cloud, Sailor Moon defeated Android Eighteen, Yusuke Urameshi defeated Hamtaro, Pikachu defeated Guilmon and InuYasha defeated Wobbuffet. And are you READY?!" The crowd gave a response.

"I can hardly wait..." Vegeta, annoyed, groaned. "These fights are pathetic...your son better do SOME good against that other teenager"

"Don't worry" Goku replied. "He'll take the fight"

"And now, it's time for the match!" Stalker announced as the crowds cheered wildly. "The first of eight remaining matches in the day. First, from the native Earth, he is the said guardian of Earth and a real bachelor to boot with so many girls after him. Welcome TENCHI MASAKI!"

Tenchi walked out onto the field to cheers, mainly from girls who were interested in him (To why, I have no clue-Author). He had in his hand a bag that clacked as he walked out.

"And his opponent, a fighter of the Earth who fought Cell, though..." Stalker tried not to laugh. "Hercule won, or so they say, but in any case, welcome the son of Goku, our great masked fighter, Gohan, or as we know him THE GREAT SAIYAMAN!"

Gohan dashed out onto the field as the crowd cheered for him, many fond of the popular hero. He leapt into the ring, opposite of Tenchi. He struck a pose. "SAIYAMAN!" The crowd seemed sort of turned off to this. Gohan cleared his throat and went into his pose.

"You know the rules gentlemen. No low blows, not hits to the eyes, no killing, no doing things that aren't decent either. And Mr. Masaki, I'll need to see what's in the bag"

"No problem" Tenchi reached into the brown felt bag and took out seven crystals. Everyone 'Ooh'ed and 'Aah'ed as the crystals floated into the air, shining brightly. They formed together as a handle emerged at the end, creating a crystal sword. He caught the sword and stood with it, facing Gohan. (A/N: This is Tenchi's sword from Tenchi In Tokyo). People looked on as Tenchi wielded the bulky sword.

"All right then, let's get the show on the road! Three...two...one...GO!"

The two immediately began to run, Gohan moving faster. Tenchi took a heavy swing of his crystal sword at Gohan, who ducked and moved away. Gohan moved at Tenchi with a volley of punches, but Tenchi was able to jump over them. He threw two forward kicks in the air, as Gohan leapt back. The two stood apart from each other, still neither doing any damage. Gohan took to the air and came down with a punch, hitting Tenchi as he tried unsuccessfully to block with his sword. Gohan took this advantage to drive his foot into Tenchi's stomach, throwing him back. Tenchi looked up as Gohan floated down to the arena again, fists clenched, ready to attack again. Tenchi swung his sword around and moved at a rather slow speed at Gohan, who managed to duck under a blow from the sword and hit Tench once more in the stomach.

Tenchi was feeling his lunch about to be sent out his mouth with all this trauma to his stomach. Gohan came flying with a fist held high. Tenchi leapt to the left as Gohan came down and finally scored a strike as his sword came down across the Saiyaman's arm. Gohan floated down due to the pain, but quickly came back. Eyes narrowed, Tenchi stepped back and stood sideways, in a stance ready to strike the second Gohan came near. The Saiyan warrior flew full-speed at Tenchi sideways, his hands held about two inches apart. Tenchi prepared to attack, but before Gohan reached, he formed a blast of his ki energy and threw it at Tenchi, who barely held up his sword in time to block. Both warriors were standing on the tiles now, stanidng serious and not hurt much.

The first to break this moment of silence was Gohan, who flew a few inches above the ground at Tenchi. Tenchi swung the crystal sword around twice and hit Gohan once with it in the chest, and once more as it came around to hit him again. Gohan fell onto the ring floor for a few seconds but kicked himself to his feet impressively. Gohan formed another energy blast and shot it, this one lasting in a long, continuous beam. The attack grazed at Tenchi's shoulder, but other than that went off into the sky, perhaps hitting something far off. The attack was dropped by Gohan just as his opponent moved in with a dashing swing of his sword. It was too fast for Gohan to dodge, and so he was knocked into the air. Tenchi quickly leapt off the surface of the ring and came down to drive the sword into Gohan's stomach, knocking him back down with a large thud. Tenchi raised his sword to attack again, only to be kicked by Gohan who was on his way up. Gohan followed up with a punch into Tenchi's face and another flying kick. The two landed and continued their volleys of furious attacks.

"Wow, close match!" Goku spectated. "Go Gohan!"

"Come on Tenchi, you can crush him!" Ryoko announced.

"Isn't this interesting?" Asked Kagato from the table he was sitting with his usual group at. He looked to Cell. "The teenager who defeated you against the teenager who defeated me"

"I'm certain that Gohan will win" Cell stated. "I'm much stronger, after all..."

"Ahem, You're the one who got mopped up by the hamster in the last tournament" Kagato argued.

"Well, you got beaten down by Bit Cloud!" Cell objected. "You're not so strong yourself"

"I just kicked his ass an hour ago! This year and last year are far different, Cell" Kagato growled. "And I'm so sure that Masaki can defeat that Gohan kid, that if he loses, I'll personally let Starwind takes seven shots at me in our match in round two"

"Fine, and if Gohan loses, then I'll let Mewtwo hit me seven times as well before I do anything in our match" Cell replied.

"Fine!" They both growled, turning away.

"I think there's a little something going on between them if they're arguing THIS much" Harry whispered to Vicious, who could only need in agreement.

"GUESS WHO'S BACK!" Came a loud voice, as Van Fleiheight entered the Fighter's Den again. Everyone looked up and went back to what they were doing. "Didn't you guys miss me..."

"At least you're here" Spike said, turning around as Van walked over. "Now I know I'll have some kind of opponent"

"I'm sure one of the guys from my team would've stepped in to fight you" Replied Yusuke. "But, three matches already got changed, I don't think there needs to be anymore"

"Yeah, well" Van sat down next to Yusuke. "You going to drink this soda?"

"Yes" Yusuke snatched the soda out of Van's reach.

Van turned away and looked to the fight. "Whoa, they're beating the crap out of each other!"

And Van was very correct. The two teenagers in the ring continued to tear at each other in an extremely grueling match that had everyone on the edge of their seat. They continued to fight with their all, taking a toll on each other with harsh damage. Gohan was taking the lead now as he struck Tenchi in the face with a punch and turned in midair to hit Tenchi with a kick that struck the side of his head with a loud slam that could be heard around the stadium. Several people winced as Tenchi fell to his hands and knees, his head throbbing in pain. "Ah!..."

"That HAD to hurt..." Stalker announced to the audience, who, judging from their looks, agreed.

Gohan knew he had the advantage as he moved in and stretched his right leg with another mammoth kick into Tenchi's chest. Everyone looked on as Saiyaman grabbed Tenchi and headbutted him in the head, and then slammed him by his arm into the ground. There was much gasping at the sudden lead Gohan had taken. Tenchi got up, only to be punched across the face, and then slammed by the arm. In response, Tenchi raised his sword to take a swing, only managing to graze Tenchi's left arm, tearing the fabric. However, this shock gave Tenchi an ample opportunity to thrust his sword. However, he didn't notice the rate he was thrusting the sword, and it ended up lodging into Gohan's upper stomach. Gohan, now wearing a pained expression, pulled the crystals out of his stomach and threw the sword down to the ground, one hand over the place he was stabbed.

Tenchi held up the sword, which began to glow. Seeing this, Gohan prepared one of his ki energy blasts. The two gave loud yells and dashed at each other. Gohan shot his blast at Tenchi, who held up his glowing crystal sword. The two clashed, flashing off each other in a brilliant light show. Tenchi pushed hard and the blast was launched back into Gohan's face. Gohan yelled and was sent flying back across the ring. Tenchi leapt up with a front flip to swing the sword down, only missing by a little, still grazing Gohan's back. Gohan looked behind him to see Tenchi swing the sword. Before any reactions, Tenchi swung the sword across Gohan's front, to send him into the air, and swung again to launch him away.

Gohan flew back and threw a quickly dodged punch. Both stopped, panting and looked at each other. After this time on beating the crap out of each other, both could tell it was reaching the home stretch. Gohan moved forward and threw a low kick from the side into Tenchi's leg. He followed up with two punches to the chest and a Ki blast-punch in one attack that launched Tenchi from one side of the ring to the other. Gohan dashed at top speed after him. Tenchi lifted his Crystal Sword and took several fast swings. Gohan took about four or five and quickly pushed the next one away. Gohan flew several feet back. ~I think I can take him down with one attack if I do this right...~

There was a sudden burst of light in the ring as a yellow light surrounded Gohan. His turban and glasses were sent flying as his hair became a spiky yellow and eyes a greenish blue. He became a Super Saiyan. Tenchi gasped at this Super Saiyan technique. He saw Gohan fight before, but never saw him do anything like this. Gohan flew at top speed. Tenchi, however, had a plan of his own. With Gohan coming at a high velocity, he could launch him with one attack. He stood and held out his sword. As Gohan came near, Tenchi began to swing around. However, Gohan came flying towards him and punched Tenchi right in the face with full force. Tenchi was launched right from the ring and crashed into the railing near the audience, falling on his face.

"Wow, that was good. The winner is...THE GREAT SAIYAMAN!" Announced Stalker to the cheering crowd.

"Why...I don't believe it. That shrimpy guy that Videl hangs around won" Hercule was shocked at the outcome. "Wow...guess I underestimate him!"

"Gohan!" Videl ran down from the crowd and ran to him, giving him a hug.

"Aw, Videl" Gohan said, sort of embarrassed at this. But the crowd cheered louder. It seemed that they thought that couples were cute.

Back in the Fighter's Den, Bit sighed. "Everyone has someone except for me..." He sighed and looked at Sailor Moon. "How I love her, but I cannot even talk to her..."

"Bit should talk to girl if Bit likes her!" Buu said from next to him.

"No, too embarrassing" Replied Bit.

"No, come! Buu help!" Buu pulled Bit and walked over to the table where the Sailor Scouts were sitting.

"Buu! Stop it! Let me go!" Bit yelled, trying to push the large pink Buu away.

Buu walked over to the table. "Friend wants to talk to Sailor Moon!" Buu pulled Bit in front of the table where Sailor Moon, Sailor Mars and Sailor Mercury looked at him.

"Well, the thing is...heh heh..." Bit was turned red. "Uh...I want to say..."

"Buu's friend Bit likes you!" Buu said aloud.

"Buu!" Growled Bit, turning an even darker shade of red.

The three scouts giggled a little bit from this. Sailor Moon stopped after a second and looked up. "That's sweet of you, Bit, but I have a boyfriend back home, Darien"

"Oh...I think Buu was uh...uh...oh geez" Bit sighed and walked off. "Thanks a lot Buu, you ruined it for me"

"You're welcome!" Buu replied.

"Oh..." Sighed Bit. Buu gave him a pat on the soldier.
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Preview of Next Chapter

Charizard faces Hercule! Yyyeah...after that five minutes of nonsense is over, everyone's getting hyped for the fight between Spike Spiegel and Van Fleiheight. It seems that Spike is meeting up with an old friend of his named Vash the Stampede. Wonder what this renewed friendship could mean. Whatever it does, the fight's turning out to be vicious. Van is fighting like a man on fire, and he's even somehow using a blade technique his Liger does! Seems that everyone underestimated Van, and the match is going to be close.

Next Chapter: Blade versus Bounty