There was no sign of anybody. All Leanna could find was some old gum wappers, ans what looked
like a pile of petrified barf. (A/N: Ewww!!!!!!) She was just about to give up, when Draco came
running up behind her.
"Leanna! Leanna! I found Harry! LEANNA!" She whirled around, and saw Harry and Draco.
"Where were you?" She asked Harry when they finally arrived.
"I was... I was.... you know, I'm not really sure. Wait... wait just a minute! Who did you say
you were again?"
Leanna gave Draco a quizzical look, and responded, "Leanna. Remember?"
"Leanna? Well. That's an odd sort of name, don't you think? It's like a 'Lee' and an 'Anna' all
rolled into one. Isn't that unusual? When you have both of those names, does that mean your two
different people? 'Cause you know, that would be COOL!"
"Isn't that nice?" Leanna said sarcastically. "Are you okay?"
"That's affirmative, captain. Now, take me to your leader. Da Da Da! Zooooom!!!!" He yelled as
he ran around in circles.
"Where did you find him, in a pile of stupid?"
"He was just wandering the halls. He looked kinda lost."
"Really? I hadn't noticed."
"Maybe we should take him back to the... house-y thing."
"Yeah. By the way, what happened to him?"
"I dunno. Lemme consult my crystal ball." Draco retorted.
Leanna just rolled her eyes, and grabbed Harry mid-circle.
"Harry? We are going to take you back to the... um... thingy-ma-bob-er. Okay? Come with us."
"Actually, I'm gonna look for the others. I'll meet you there. If they're all like this, I might
need some help with Claire. She'll be a nightmare."
Leanna laughed, and started to walk with Harry.
They were half way back to the "house", and Hary just wouldn't shut up.
"Wow! Look atthis! It's all green and stuff! Look! It's all crunchy when you step on it! Listen!"
He said as he jumped up and down. "Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! Crunchidy, crunch, crunch!" Leanna
tugged him along, and pulled him in the door.
"Here. I'm gonna sit you on the couch. You can... OMG!" She yelled and she looked away.
"Cool!" Harry said.
"Leanna? OMG! Leanna!" Claire said from the couch.
"What? Wait... who else is with you?" Ron said as he pushed her on the floor. She landed with a
'thump'.
"Just Harry."
"What? Where?" Claire said.
"Right... crap. Where'd he go?" She said, looking around.
"Look at me! Look at me!" Harry said from the game room door. He was swinging it back and forth,
letting it hit him on the head. Every time it did, he let out a 'he he he', and went back for
more.
"What's up with him?" Claire asked.
"Dunno. Draco found him like this."
"Where's Herman when ya need her?"
"That's just the thing. We don't know. We can't find Steph or Neville."
"Maybe they're..."
"Shut up! That's just wrong!" Ron said from the couch.
"No, no, no! I mean maybe they are getting done to them whatever was done to Harry."With that,
Draco came panting in the door.
"I... I found the... the blonde..." He gasped. He pulled Stephanie through the door, and pushed
her on the couch next to Ron.
"She's got a mean right hook!" He said, touching his lip. (It was bleeding.)
"Holy Criznap!" aid Claire. "Steph, why'd ya hit em?"
"Who is 'Steph'?" Stephanie said.
"Oh Gawd, not another one!" Ron said, as he held down Harry. (He was trying to break dance.)
"Stephanie Karen Castanon, what is wrong with you?" Claire asked.
""My name isn't 'Stephanie', 'Karen', or 'Castanon". It's Buffy. Duh."
"Yes, I am a vampire slayer. And your little friend over there is a vampire."
"A vampire slayer?!" Yelled Harry. "Do you really fight vampires? Like, ya know, BAM! BANG!
BOOM!" He said, punching the air.
"Who's that freak?"
"Ron, explain what you know. And, for your own safety, hold her down." Leanna said, nodding
toward Stephanie. She was getting sick of telling the story. Not to mention that she needed to
find out what was going on.
"I'll go look for the others." Claire said as she walked out the door. About a half hour passed
before they heard anything from Claire. And when she came in, it wasn't normal.
Claire burst through the door, gasping, much like Draco had done.
"You know, if it's really that much of a workout, maybe I should go out and look for Hermione."
Leanna said. "I am getting a little out of shape."
"I swear! He is... He's... just... EW!" Claire yelled.
"What he do?" asked Ron.
"He was trying to... to... kiss me!" She said as she pushed him away.
"He WHAT?" Ron yelled. "Why, you little pimp daddy wannabe! I have half the mind to..." But by
this time, Neville had given up on Claire, and was flirting with Stephanie. She pinned him to
the ground, and knocked him out cold, but not before he had said, "My, aren't we a little
feisty?'
like a pile of petrified barf. (A/N: Ewww!!!!!!) She was just about to give up, when Draco came
running up behind her.
"Leanna! Leanna! I found Harry! LEANNA!" She whirled around, and saw Harry and Draco.
"Where were you?" She asked Harry when they finally arrived.
"I was... I was.... you know, I'm not really sure. Wait... wait just a minute! Who did you say
you were again?"
Leanna gave Draco a quizzical look, and responded, "Leanna. Remember?"
"Leanna? Well. That's an odd sort of name, don't you think? It's like a 'Lee' and an 'Anna' all
rolled into one. Isn't that unusual? When you have both of those names, does that mean your two
different people? 'Cause you know, that would be COOL!"
"Isn't that nice?" Leanna said sarcastically. "Are you okay?"
"That's affirmative, captain. Now, take me to your leader. Da Da Da! Zooooom!!!!" He yelled as
he ran around in circles.
"Where did you find him, in a pile of stupid?"
"He was just wandering the halls. He looked kinda lost."
"Really? I hadn't noticed."
"Maybe we should take him back to the... house-y thing."
"Yeah. By the way, what happened to him?"
"I dunno. Lemme consult my crystal ball." Draco retorted.
Leanna just rolled her eyes, and grabbed Harry mid-circle.
"Harry? We are going to take you back to the... um... thingy-ma-bob-er. Okay? Come with us."
"Actually, I'm gonna look for the others. I'll meet you there. If they're all like this, I might
need some help with Claire. She'll be a nightmare."
Leanna laughed, and started to walk with Harry.
They were half way back to the "house", and Hary just wouldn't shut up.
"Wow! Look atthis! It's all green and stuff! Look! It's all crunchy when you step on it! Listen!"
He said as he jumped up and down. "Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! Crunchidy, crunch, crunch!" Leanna
tugged him along, and pulled him in the door.
"Here. I'm gonna sit you on the couch. You can... OMG!" She yelled and she looked away.
"Cool!" Harry said.
"Leanna? OMG! Leanna!" Claire said from the couch.
"What? Wait... who else is with you?" Ron said as he pushed her on the floor. She landed with a
'thump'.
"Just Harry."
"What? Where?" Claire said.
"Right... crap. Where'd he go?" She said, looking around.
"Look at me! Look at me!" Harry said from the game room door. He was swinging it back and forth,
letting it hit him on the head. Every time it did, he let out a 'he he he', and went back for
more.
"What's up with him?" Claire asked.
"Dunno. Draco found him like this."
"Where's Herman when ya need her?"
"That's just the thing. We don't know. We can't find Steph or Neville."
"Maybe they're..."
"Shut up! That's just wrong!" Ron said from the couch.
"No, no, no! I mean maybe they are getting done to them whatever was done to Harry."With that,
Draco came panting in the door.
"I... I found the... the blonde..." He gasped. He pulled Stephanie through the door, and pushed
her on the couch next to Ron.
"She's got a mean right hook!" He said, touching his lip. (It was bleeding.)
"Holy Criznap!" aid Claire. "Steph, why'd ya hit em?"
"Who is 'Steph'?" Stephanie said.
"Oh Gawd, not another one!" Ron said, as he held down Harry. (He was trying to break dance.)
"Stephanie Karen Castanon, what is wrong with you?" Claire asked.
""My name isn't 'Stephanie', 'Karen', or 'Castanon". It's Buffy. Duh."
"Yes, I am a vampire slayer. And your little friend over there is a vampire."
"A vampire slayer?!" Yelled Harry. "Do you really fight vampires? Like, ya know, BAM! BANG!
BOOM!" He said, punching the air.
"Who's that freak?"
"Ron, explain what you know. And, for your own safety, hold her down." Leanna said, nodding
toward Stephanie. She was getting sick of telling the story. Not to mention that she needed to
find out what was going on.
"I'll go look for the others." Claire said as she walked out the door. About a half hour passed
before they heard anything from Claire. And when she came in, it wasn't normal.
Claire burst through the door, gasping, much like Draco had done.
"You know, if it's really that much of a workout, maybe I should go out and look for Hermione."
Leanna said. "I am getting a little out of shape."
"I swear! He is... He's... just... EW!" Claire yelled.
"What he do?" asked Ron.
"He was trying to... to... kiss me!" She said as she pushed him away.
"He WHAT?" Ron yelled. "Why, you little pimp daddy wannabe! I have half the mind to..." But by
this time, Neville had given up on Claire, and was flirting with Stephanie. She pinned him to
the ground, and knocked him out cold, but not before he had said, "My, aren't we a little
feisty?'