Car Ride
I got the idea for this when I was on a ride in the car (Hmmm. I wonder how I got the connection).
Disclaimer: darn, I don't own anything This would be called an AU (I think I'm still not entirely sure what that means) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!! Just don't be mean please.
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The silence was thick in the air. A lone car drove down the highway in the middle of the night to its, destination Los Angeles. Suddenly a lone shriek was heard.
"MOMMY, WILLIAM IS PUSHING ME, MAKE HIM STOP!!!!" shrieked 5- year-old Emma Collins from the back seat of the car.
"NO I'M NOT SHE IS PUSHING ME, MAKE HER STOP" yelled 7-year-old William Collins also from the back seat of the car.
"You two stop it, look out your windows and go to sleep we will wake you up when we get there" Buffy Collins said from the front passenger seat.
"Who are we going to see in Los Angeles anyways mommy?" asked William
"Your Uncle Angel and some of his friends" said Buffy.
"Bloody poofter I still don't know why we have to go to see him" Spike Collins said loud enough so only Buffy could here him. He received a "hush" from Buffy.
"Angel is a poofters name" said Emma with a giggle. Spike grinned.
"Now where did you hear that Emma?" asked Buffy who was now glairing at Spike.
"I don't know" Emma said now in a fit of giggles. Silences followed. Silence took over for five minutes when it was disturbed.
"What's a poofter" asked William.
"You are" said Emma
"No you are" said William
"NO YOU ARE" called back Emma
"NO YOU ARE" called back William
"Neither of you are poofters just keep quite and go to sleep we will wake you when we get there" said Spike in a calm voice.
"OK Daddy" said Emma and William at the same time. They tuned over and in their seats to go to sleep.
"How did you do that?" Buffy whispered to Spike when there was complete silence.
"I don't know " Spike replied.
No one talked as the car drove down the highway. It was so quiet that if they were stopped they might even hear crickets. Then.
"William is a poofter" Emma said in a sing-song voice.
"NO I'M NOT" William called back
"Oh Bloody Hell"
THE END
I got the idea for this when I was on a ride in the car (Hmmm. I wonder how I got the connection).
Disclaimer: darn, I don't own anything This would be called an AU (I think I'm still not entirely sure what that means) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!! Just don't be mean please.
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The silence was thick in the air. A lone car drove down the highway in the middle of the night to its, destination Los Angeles. Suddenly a lone shriek was heard.
"MOMMY, WILLIAM IS PUSHING ME, MAKE HIM STOP!!!!" shrieked 5- year-old Emma Collins from the back seat of the car.
"NO I'M NOT SHE IS PUSHING ME, MAKE HER STOP" yelled 7-year-old William Collins also from the back seat of the car.
"You two stop it, look out your windows and go to sleep we will wake you up when we get there" Buffy Collins said from the front passenger seat.
"Who are we going to see in Los Angeles anyways mommy?" asked William
"Your Uncle Angel and some of his friends" said Buffy.
"Bloody poofter I still don't know why we have to go to see him" Spike Collins said loud enough so only Buffy could here him. He received a "hush" from Buffy.
"Angel is a poofters name" said Emma with a giggle. Spike grinned.
"Now where did you hear that Emma?" asked Buffy who was now glairing at Spike.
"I don't know" Emma said now in a fit of giggles. Silences followed. Silence took over for five minutes when it was disturbed.
"What's a poofter" asked William.
"You are" said Emma
"No you are" said William
"NO YOU ARE" called back Emma
"NO YOU ARE" called back William
"Neither of you are poofters just keep quite and go to sleep we will wake you when we get there" said Spike in a calm voice.
"OK Daddy" said Emma and William at the same time. They tuned over and in their seats to go to sleep.
"How did you do that?" Buffy whispered to Spike when there was complete silence.
"I don't know " Spike replied.
No one talked as the car drove down the highway. It was so quiet that if they were stopped they might even hear crickets. Then.
"William is a poofter" Emma said in a sing-song voice.
"NO I'M NOT" William called back
"Oh Bloody Hell"
THE END