Tomoko-chan: Okay, I admit, I'm having an anime affair with Yu Yu Hakusho
and Rurouni Kenshin...
Jin: WHAT!?
Kurama: You're breaking up with us!?
Tomoko-chan: N-no! I just-
Jin: How could you do this to us?
Kurama: I fell in love with you!
Jin: WE fell in love with you!
Jin and Kurama: GUYS LIKE US JUST DON'T FALL OUT OF THE FREAKIN' SKY, YOU KNOW!!!
Kenshin: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *falls from the sky and lands to earth with a thunk. A long silence stretches. . .*
Jin: *looks up hopefully* Beautiful, naked, big-boobed women don't just fall out of the sky, you know!
Tomoko-chan: Uh-huh, right. Anyways, let's NOT make fun of 'Dogma' for a while now, shall we? I am not drifting apart from the Yu Yu Hakusho world for an eternity, but I must connect with my other love, my dearest Kenshin! This fan fic will probably be followed by other affairs, such as that of Sailor Moon, Cardcaptors, Outlaw Star, and Big-O. Of course, my number one favorites are Kenshin and YYH, and I'll most likely make more than one of those. I'm starting to think that all of my fan fics will be rated R, but only for the protection of young minds! *snicker* Most(or all) of my stories will have something to do with sex, love, some 'inappropriate' humor, language, alcohol or drug references, and stuff you just wouldn't want your little sister to read! I know I should have done this warning in my FIRST fan fic, but hey! Better late than never!
On with the warnings, disclaimers, and other boring stuff you must read!
I do not own Kenshin, or any other anime for that matter. If I did own Kenshin, we would be married, have fourteen children, and he'd be my own, personal sex bunny! Unfortunately, he's not, and I must live with that everyday! *SOB!* YEA, THANKS FOR BRINGING UP THE BAD MEMORIES!!
Anywho, as for the warning thing, I'm not so sure where this fan fic will go. I do know that it will have strong love references, like cross-pairing, yaoi, shoujo ai (NOT shonen! Shonen is boy. This is girl.), and some other stuff I can't even think of at the moment. I may and probably will have lemons and limes in this fic. I am experimenting, here! If you are offended in any way with any of this stuff, TOO BAD! I DON'T CARE! It's your fault for not reading the warning! YOUR FAULT! ALL YOUR FAULT!!
As always, comments, questions, tips, messages, notes, and otherwise constructive criticism thingies are welcome with open arms! But, I must scream, NO FLAMES! I accept death threats because they're funny, but NO FLAMES! Got that? I say it again, just in case. NOOOOOOO FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!! It's your own damn fault you don't like my writing, and you can calmly explain that and offer tips to change it, but screaming vulgar curse words isn't going to make it all better! Calling it crap, or saying I'm worthless won't do anything either. I'll just keep writing because I'm probably a million miles away from yoooooooooou!!! MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
*cough cough* Yeah.
Also, on a more positive note, I will be using the ideas offered to me through comments. In other words, if you think Kaoru should have sex then break up with Kenshin, make a comment, and I'll consider it. If you want Kenshin to become depressed and attempt suicide, comment on it, and I'll think about it. If you want flying monkeys and food from the sky come out of Aoshi's arse, then . . .
I'll stare blankly, wish you hadn't commented on that, but still consider it.
Um, I think that's it for now. I'll start writing soon, but in the mean time, read my other fic, Hair of Blood, Tears of Joy. That would make me do a little jig of happiness!
So, let's review, kids!
1. I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, or any other anime. Don't sue me, because I'll put this against you!
2. I have rated this fan fic 'R' for many things, as listed above, and I'm not going to take responsibility for any weeping children saying mean Tomoko-chan wrote a dirty fan fic. I WARNED THEM! It's your fault if your kid's a pervert and ignores warnings!
3. NOOOOOOO FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!! I think that sums it up.
4. I will consider all comments and such as plot advances in this fan fic. That's just the kinda person I am.
5. Read my other fan fic!
Alrighty then! I guess I'll talk to you later, like when I update this thing or whatever. Ja ne!
Jin: WHAT!?
Kurama: You're breaking up with us!?
Tomoko-chan: N-no! I just-
Jin: How could you do this to us?
Kurama: I fell in love with you!
Jin: WE fell in love with you!
Jin and Kurama: GUYS LIKE US JUST DON'T FALL OUT OF THE FREAKIN' SKY, YOU KNOW!!!
Kenshin: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *falls from the sky and lands to earth with a thunk. A long silence stretches. . .*
Jin: *looks up hopefully* Beautiful, naked, big-boobed women don't just fall out of the sky, you know!
Tomoko-chan: Uh-huh, right. Anyways, let's NOT make fun of 'Dogma' for a while now, shall we? I am not drifting apart from the Yu Yu Hakusho world for an eternity, but I must connect with my other love, my dearest Kenshin! This fan fic will probably be followed by other affairs, such as that of Sailor Moon, Cardcaptors, Outlaw Star, and Big-O. Of course, my number one favorites are Kenshin and YYH, and I'll most likely make more than one of those. I'm starting to think that all of my fan fics will be rated R, but only for the protection of young minds! *snicker* Most(or all) of my stories will have something to do with sex, love, some 'inappropriate' humor, language, alcohol or drug references, and stuff you just wouldn't want your little sister to read! I know I should have done this warning in my FIRST fan fic, but hey! Better late than never!
On with the warnings, disclaimers, and other boring stuff you must read!
I do not own Kenshin, or any other anime for that matter. If I did own Kenshin, we would be married, have fourteen children, and he'd be my own, personal sex bunny! Unfortunately, he's not, and I must live with that everyday! *SOB!* YEA, THANKS FOR BRINGING UP THE BAD MEMORIES!!
Anywho, as for the warning thing, I'm not so sure where this fan fic will go. I do know that it will have strong love references, like cross-pairing, yaoi, shoujo ai (NOT shonen! Shonen is boy. This is girl.), and some other stuff I can't even think of at the moment. I may and probably will have lemons and limes in this fic. I am experimenting, here! If you are offended in any way with any of this stuff, TOO BAD! I DON'T CARE! It's your fault for not reading the warning! YOUR FAULT! ALL YOUR FAULT!!
As always, comments, questions, tips, messages, notes, and otherwise constructive criticism thingies are welcome with open arms! But, I must scream, NO FLAMES! I accept death threats because they're funny, but NO FLAMES! Got that? I say it again, just in case. NOOOOOOO FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!! It's your own damn fault you don't like my writing, and you can calmly explain that and offer tips to change it, but screaming vulgar curse words isn't going to make it all better! Calling it crap, or saying I'm worthless won't do anything either. I'll just keep writing because I'm probably a million miles away from yoooooooooou!!! MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
*cough cough* Yeah.
Also, on a more positive note, I will be using the ideas offered to me through comments. In other words, if you think Kaoru should have sex then break up with Kenshin, make a comment, and I'll consider it. If you want Kenshin to become depressed and attempt suicide, comment on it, and I'll think about it. If you want flying monkeys and food from the sky come out of Aoshi's arse, then . . .
I'll stare blankly, wish you hadn't commented on that, but still consider it.
Um, I think that's it for now. I'll start writing soon, but in the mean time, read my other fic, Hair of Blood, Tears of Joy. That would make me do a little jig of happiness!
So, let's review, kids!
1. I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, or any other anime. Don't sue me, because I'll put this against you!
2. I have rated this fan fic 'R' for many things, as listed above, and I'm not going to take responsibility for any weeping children saying mean Tomoko-chan wrote a dirty fan fic. I WARNED THEM! It's your fault if your kid's a pervert and ignores warnings!
3. NOOOOOOO FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!! I think that sums it up.
4. I will consider all comments and such as plot advances in this fan fic. That's just the kinda person I am.
5. Read my other fan fic!
Alrighty then! I guess I'll talk to you later, like when I update this thing or whatever. Ja ne!