"Hell, no!" Draco said, unyielding. "There is no way on Lucius' green earth that I am going to say that I... I... did things... with Saint Potter!"
"C'mon!" Leanna pleaded. "Please? For me?"
"No!"
"Listen!" Claire yelled. "If you don't do this, then they won't get back to normal, which means Harry will still think you slept with him. Not to mention that they are getting increasingly worse, which means that he might actually try to sleep with you. Clear?"
"You don't even know if this is going to work!" Draco retorted, uncertainty in his grey eyes.
"You got any better ideas, Dragon Boy?"
"Well, no, but..."
"Exactly."
"Why don't we just lock them all away?"
"How bout we leave you with them?"
"How bout no?"
"You are a jerk, you know that?"
"Well you are a control freak!"
"No, actually, that would be me..." Leanna said quietly.
"SHUT UP!" they said in unison.
"Word stealer!" Claire shot at Draco.
"Mind reader!" he shot back.
"Freak!"
"Weirdo!"
"Blondie!"
"Shorty!"
"Grey-eyed, blonde haired know-it-all!"
"GIRL!"
Leanna and Claire just stared at him.
"I ran out of insults!" He said pleadingly.
"Maybe we should just stop now." Leanna said, trying to patch things up. "Pay attention to me! Now, I'm gonna go try and fix Neville. Claire, you get Hermione. Draco, YOU GET HARRY."
Claire and Leanna went off to try and fix things.
"You get Harry..." Draco mocked. "Why do I always get the bad ones?" And with that, he was off.
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" Listen, Neville, um, hunny..." Leanna started with a cringe at the last word. "It's me, your, uh, wife..."
"I know who you are."
"Well, I just wanted to say that I am very sorry about what you are, er, misled to think. I would never cheat on you."
"They why is Shaniqua tell Shanaynay that she heard Shatay that she saw you with that Draco guy? Huh?"
"Well, me and, um, Shanuqua, whoever that is," she added the last part under her breath, "have been having some issue with each other lately."
"Like what?"
"Um, she, um, she, well, she, um, said that, um, I wasn't good enough for you?" She tried.
"Really?" He seemed to believe it.
"Um, yeah..."
"Well then, I'm gonna have to tell her that..." his last words were cut off. His face changed. He shifted uneasily. "Hey, Leanna, what are you doing in the boy's room?" he asked.
"Neville?"
"Yeah..."
"Um, so, are you gonna talk to Shaniqua?" She asked. She wasn't sure if this was the real Neville, or just another change.
"Who?"
"Oh, um, right. Never mind then. Bye!" She said, and darted out of the bathroom. It had worked! Now, if only it did for Hermione, Harry, and Stephanie too.
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(A/N: Everything in spizneak is below in regular English so that you can understand it.)
"Hzinomie?" Claire asked.
"Yinzeah! Siznup?" Hermione asked back.
"Um, iznI wiznas jiznust wiznonderin' iznf yzinou ciznould tiznell minze izbout, um, Biznob, finzrom, um, binzack iznin tiznhe giznhetto?"
"Yizneah! Wiznait, wiznas hizne tiznhe oiznne tiznhat diznumped mizne fiznor tiznhat sliznut, Shiznaniqua?"
"Um, yizneah?"
"Riznight. Hizne wiznas iznall 'Hiznerm, inzI liznike, giznot nizno tiznmie fzinor yiznou iznanymore', inzand iznI wiznas iznall, 'Yiznes yzinou dizno!', iznand hizne wizmas iznall, 'Ninzo, iznI diznon't', iznand iznI wiznas inzall, 'whizno siznays?', iznand tiznhen hizne's iznall 'mizne' iznand iznI'm iznall, 'wiznnell iznI siznays yiznou dizno', iznand hizne's iznall 'wiznell iznI siznays iznI diznon't', iznand iznI wiznas iznall, 'mizny biznehind yiznou diznon't', tiznhen hizne's iznall, 'wiznellizn I'm lizneavin yiznou', iznand iznI wiznas liznike, 'iznum, nizno, yiznour niznot', aiznnd tiznhen hizne's iznall, 'yizneah iznI aiznm', iznand iznI wiznas iznall, 'fiznor wiznho?', iznand tiznhen hizne's iznall, 'Shiznaniqua', iznand iznI'm iznall, 'thiznat sliznut?', iznand hizne's iznall, 'siznhe's izna biznetter siznlut tiznhan yiznou', iznand iznI'm iznall, 'niznuh-iznuh', iznand hizne's iznall, 'iznuh-hiznuh', iznand lizneft. Yiznou diznig?"
Claire blinked. "Um, yeah. Right..." Then Hermione's face started to change, and she got all figit-y.
"What are we doing in here?" She asked.
"You were tellin me about... wait... you didn't say that in spizneak!"
"What?"
"Never mind. IT WORKED!" She said, and jumped up and down. She ran from the room, so she could see if it worked for the others. (A/N: Sorry that I had to type that all in spizneak. Here's what it says: "Homie?" Claire asked.
"Yeah! Sup?" Hermione asked back.
"Um, I was just wonderin' in you could tell me about, um, Bob, from, um, back in the ghetto?"
"Yeah! Wait, was he the one that dumped me for that slut, Shaniqua?"
"Um, yeah?"
"Right. He was all 'Herm, I like, got no time for you anymore', and I was all, 'Yes you do!', and he was all, 'No, I don't', and I was all, 'who says?', and then he's all 'me' and I'm all, 'well I says you do', and he's all 'well I says I don't', and I was all, 'my behind you don't', then he's all, 'well I'm leavin you', and I was like, 'um, no, your not', and then he's all, 'yeah I am', and I was all, 'for who?', and then he's all, 'Shaniqua', and I'm all, 'that slut?', and he's all, 'she's a better slut than you', and I'm all, 'nuh-uh', and he's all, 'uh-huh', and left. You dig?"
Claire blinked. "Um, yeah. Right..." Then Hermione's face started to change, and she got all figit-y.)
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Draco really didn't want to do this. But he didn't want to take the chance of Potter showing up on top of him in the middle of the night. That was a scary thought.
"Um, Harry?"
"What do you want?"
"I was just here to apologize..."
"Well, you should be."
"Um, I was, um, wrong?"
"Yeah, you were."
"And, um, I'm sorry?"
"You should be."
"What do you want me to d now?!" He yelled. This obviously wasn't working.
"Kiss me." Harry said.
"Wait, what?"
"Kiss me, you fool!"
"Bloody hell!" Screamed Draco, walking backward. Harry was coming toward him, making kissing noises.
"AHHHH!"
"So you really don't love me?" Harry said, stopping. "So this was all a lie?"
"No, um, no..."
"Then why won't you kiss me?"
"Because, I, um, I have a cold!"
"You sound fine to me."
"Well, you see, it's one of those um, unnoticeable ones. Yeah, it's new." He said, still backing up.
"I don't care if I get it! Just kiss me! I won't believe that you are truly sincere until you do."
"Well that's not going to happen!"
"Fine then, I will have to tell everybody about your minuscule, how shall I put this?... 'Boy Toy'." He smiled, putting his index and thumb very close together.
"Now wait just a bloody minute, Potter!" That was NOT true. Draco L. Malfoy was not going to sit there and let some lame scar-face tell him that he had small family jewels!
"So, if it's not true, then kiss me!"
"No!"
"Fine then!" Harry opened the door, and yelled, "Hey, everybody! Draco just wanted to let you all know that..." Draco only had one choice. He grabbed Harry By the face, and swung him around. He kissed him, open mouthed and all. Harry pulled away. He looked petrified.
"There, you happy?" Draco said.
"What in bloody hell was your tongue doing in my mouth, Malfoy?" Harry said with a disgusted look on his face.
"But, you, I..." Draco began.
"Just stay away from me!" Harry said, and ran out the open door.
"But..." Draco said, looking for an answer.
"Looks like we got the regular Harry back." Said Ron. "And not at a good time, either."
"C'mon!" Leanna pleaded. "Please? For me?"
"No!"
"Listen!" Claire yelled. "If you don't do this, then they won't get back to normal, which means Harry will still think you slept with him. Not to mention that they are getting increasingly worse, which means that he might actually try to sleep with you. Clear?"
"You don't even know if this is going to work!" Draco retorted, uncertainty in his grey eyes.
"You got any better ideas, Dragon Boy?"
"Well, no, but..."
"Exactly."
"Why don't we just lock them all away?"
"How bout we leave you with them?"
"How bout no?"
"You are a jerk, you know that?"
"Well you are a control freak!"
"No, actually, that would be me..." Leanna said quietly.
"SHUT UP!" they said in unison.
"Word stealer!" Claire shot at Draco.
"Mind reader!" he shot back.
"Freak!"
"Weirdo!"
"Blondie!"
"Shorty!"
"Grey-eyed, blonde haired know-it-all!"
"GIRL!"
Leanna and Claire just stared at him.
"I ran out of insults!" He said pleadingly.
"Maybe we should just stop now." Leanna said, trying to patch things up. "Pay attention to me! Now, I'm gonna go try and fix Neville. Claire, you get Hermione. Draco, YOU GET HARRY."
Claire and Leanna went off to try and fix things.
"You get Harry..." Draco mocked. "Why do I always get the bad ones?" And with that, he was off.
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" Listen, Neville, um, hunny..." Leanna started with a cringe at the last word. "It's me, your, uh, wife..."
"I know who you are."
"Well, I just wanted to say that I am very sorry about what you are, er, misled to think. I would never cheat on you."
"They why is Shaniqua tell Shanaynay that she heard Shatay that she saw you with that Draco guy? Huh?"
"Well, me and, um, Shanuqua, whoever that is," she added the last part under her breath, "have been having some issue with each other lately."
"Like what?"
"Um, she, um, she, well, she, um, said that, um, I wasn't good enough for you?" She tried.
"Really?" He seemed to believe it.
"Um, yeah..."
"Well then, I'm gonna have to tell her that..." his last words were cut off. His face changed. He shifted uneasily. "Hey, Leanna, what are you doing in the boy's room?" he asked.
"Neville?"
"Yeah..."
"Um, so, are you gonna talk to Shaniqua?" She asked. She wasn't sure if this was the real Neville, or just another change.
"Who?"
"Oh, um, right. Never mind then. Bye!" She said, and darted out of the bathroom. It had worked! Now, if only it did for Hermione, Harry, and Stephanie too.
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(A/N: Everything in spizneak is below in regular English so that you can understand it.)
"Hzinomie?" Claire asked.
"Yinzeah! Siznup?" Hermione asked back.
"Um, iznI wiznas jiznust wiznonderin' iznf yzinou ciznould tiznell minze izbout, um, Biznob, finzrom, um, binzack iznin tiznhe giznhetto?"
"Yizneah! Wiznait, wiznas hizne tiznhe oiznne tiznhat diznumped mizne fiznor tiznhat sliznut, Shiznaniqua?"
"Um, yizneah?"
"Riznight. Hizne wiznas iznall 'Hiznerm, inzI liznike, giznot nizno tiznmie fzinor yiznou iznanymore', inzand iznI wiznas iznall, 'Yiznes yzinou dizno!', iznand hizne wizmas iznall, 'Ninzo, iznI diznon't', iznand iznI wiznas inzall, 'whizno siznays?', iznand tiznhen hizne's iznall 'mizne' iznand iznI'm iznall, 'wiznnell iznI siznays yiznou dizno', iznand hizne's iznall 'wiznell iznI siznays iznI diznon't', iznand iznI wiznas iznall, 'mizny biznehind yiznou diznon't', tiznhen hizne's iznall, 'wiznellizn I'm lizneavin yiznou', iznand iznI wiznas liznike, 'iznum, nizno, yiznour niznot', aiznnd tiznhen hizne's iznall, 'yizneah iznI aiznm', iznand iznI wiznas iznall, 'fiznor wiznho?', iznand tiznhen hizne's iznall, 'Shiznaniqua', iznand iznI'm iznall, 'thiznat sliznut?', iznand hizne's iznall, 'siznhe's izna biznetter siznlut tiznhan yiznou', iznand iznI'm iznall, 'niznuh-iznuh', iznand hizne's iznall, 'iznuh-hiznuh', iznand lizneft. Yiznou diznig?"
Claire blinked. "Um, yeah. Right..." Then Hermione's face started to change, and she got all figit-y.
"What are we doing in here?" She asked.
"You were tellin me about... wait... you didn't say that in spizneak!"
"What?"
"Never mind. IT WORKED!" She said, and jumped up and down. She ran from the room, so she could see if it worked for the others. (A/N: Sorry that I had to type that all in spizneak. Here's what it says: "Homie?" Claire asked.
"Yeah! Sup?" Hermione asked back.
"Um, I was just wonderin' in you could tell me about, um, Bob, from, um, back in the ghetto?"
"Yeah! Wait, was he the one that dumped me for that slut, Shaniqua?"
"Um, yeah?"
"Right. He was all 'Herm, I like, got no time for you anymore', and I was all, 'Yes you do!', and he was all, 'No, I don't', and I was all, 'who says?', and then he's all 'me' and I'm all, 'well I says you do', and he's all 'well I says I don't', and I was all, 'my behind you don't', then he's all, 'well I'm leavin you', and I was like, 'um, no, your not', and then he's all, 'yeah I am', and I was all, 'for who?', and then he's all, 'Shaniqua', and I'm all, 'that slut?', and he's all, 'she's a better slut than you', and I'm all, 'nuh-uh', and he's all, 'uh-huh', and left. You dig?"
Claire blinked. "Um, yeah. Right..." Then Hermione's face started to change, and she got all figit-y.)
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Draco really didn't want to do this. But he didn't want to take the chance of Potter showing up on top of him in the middle of the night. That was a scary thought.
"Um, Harry?"
"What do you want?"
"I was just here to apologize..."
"Well, you should be."
"Um, I was, um, wrong?"
"Yeah, you were."
"And, um, I'm sorry?"
"You should be."
"What do you want me to d now?!" He yelled. This obviously wasn't working.
"Kiss me." Harry said.
"Wait, what?"
"Kiss me, you fool!"
"Bloody hell!" Screamed Draco, walking backward. Harry was coming toward him, making kissing noises.
"AHHHH!"
"So you really don't love me?" Harry said, stopping. "So this was all a lie?"
"No, um, no..."
"Then why won't you kiss me?"
"Because, I, um, I have a cold!"
"You sound fine to me."
"Well, you see, it's one of those um, unnoticeable ones. Yeah, it's new." He said, still backing up.
"I don't care if I get it! Just kiss me! I won't believe that you are truly sincere until you do."
"Well that's not going to happen!"
"Fine then, I will have to tell everybody about your minuscule, how shall I put this?... 'Boy Toy'." He smiled, putting his index and thumb very close together.
"Now wait just a bloody minute, Potter!" That was NOT true. Draco L. Malfoy was not going to sit there and let some lame scar-face tell him that he had small family jewels!
"So, if it's not true, then kiss me!"
"No!"
"Fine then!" Harry opened the door, and yelled, "Hey, everybody! Draco just wanted to let you all know that..." Draco only had one choice. He grabbed Harry By the face, and swung him around. He kissed him, open mouthed and all. Harry pulled away. He looked petrified.
"There, you happy?" Draco said.
"What in bloody hell was your tongue doing in my mouth, Malfoy?" Harry said with a disgusted look on his face.
"But, you, I..." Draco began.
"Just stay away from me!" Harry said, and ran out the open door.
"But..." Draco said, looking for an answer.
"Looks like we got the regular Harry back." Said Ron. "And not at a good time, either."