Ok this my first ficcy, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't flame me....please?

And if you do flame me ::takes out flamethrower:: I think you get what I mean. ^_^

Summery: It's a hidden camera act. I take A-20 (the little "chibi" character that followed Mimiru for a while....the one with no nose :)), she has a camera and with me, sneaks up on .Hack characters and see what they do when they're not on the set...but A-20 isn't as quiet as I hope she would be ^_^;;;

Disclaimer: I wish I owned .Hack//SIGN, but I don't ::cries a river of tears:: BUT I'M GOING TO CONQUER ALL ANIME TO BE MINE!!!!!!!!!! ....ahem.

Four steps: 1:Read

2:Enjoy

3:No flames...

4: ...or get flamed :)

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VenusWaveMastergoesBallistic: HEY! ::whisper:: hey! I'm waiting for A-20 to come out of her house and I'm gonna scare her sooooooooooooooo bad ^_____________^ heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!.......!!! shh..shh...she's coming out ::has camera in hands::

A-20: Huh? Who's there?

VenusWaveMastergoesBallistic: MAHA!!!! LET ME EAT YOU!....BOO!!!!!

A-20: EEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ((((O______0)))))

A-20: **Huff** **Puff**.....::glare::

VenusWaveMastergoesBallistic: ::rolling on the floor laughing butt off::HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A-20: THAT WASN'T FUNNY!!!

VenusWaveMastergoesBallistic: HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

A-20:STOP IT!

VenusWaveMastergoesBallistic: Ha-Ha-Ha okay okay, I'm sorry ::snicker::

A-20: ::glare::

VenusWaveMastergoesBallistic: ::giggle:: anyways ::snicker:: as you know I'm VenusWaveMastergoesBallistic and .......... Drummer roll please? ........we will be spying, um I mean "observing" the .Hack characters and see what they do off the set.

A-20: And I'm the camera man....er.....woman.....GIRL! This will be great! ^_^;;;

VenusWaveMastergoesBallistic: Okay! Now lets get star~~~ A-20: Your name is too long.... VenusWaveMastergoesBallistic: My .....name....is too long?... A-20: That's what I just said right? VenusWaveMastergoesBallistic: FINE! Just call me VWMB k?

A-20: ^.^ yeah!

VWMB:....Right -_-U. Anywayz~~~ First off we're gonna start off with one of my favorite charcters....Tsukasa!!!! ::snaps fingers and we're magically at some unknown, strangers, house that we had no idea exist:: Here we are ^-^

A-20: whoa.... What just happened ***SMACK!*** OW! What was that for ?!

VWMB: SHUSH! Someone's coming.....ROLL THE CAMERAS YOU DIMWIT!

A-20: OH MY !!! IT"S mmph

VWMB: What do you want? Him to find us out?...Stupid ...hm......what the heck is he....OH MY GOSH! ::dieing of laughter:: HE IS-----HE IS-----HE IS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! ::saying it very quietly though....at least trying to::

A-20: OH MY GOSH!!! HE'S A....um...um....what is that word again?

VWMB: ...... exterminator?

A-20: EXACTLY!!!! VWMB: ::sigh::

Tsukasa: Huh? What was that?...... hmmmmmmmm.....

Strangerpersonthingy: Hello? Who's there?

Tsukasa: The exter---exter----externaminator.......THE BUG KILLER!!!!!

A-20: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! VWMB: Shut your mouth!!!!! .....

Tsukasa: HA! I knew some one was her----ACK! YOU!

VWMB: heh heh heh heh ...Hey, Tsukasa old buddy old pal...um? Whats up?

Tsukasa: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEWARE MY EVIL BUG SPRAY OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VWMB: ACK!!!! LETS GET OUTTA HERE!!!! ::running while dragging A-20 on the ground

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Welp that's it for now! ^_^ I'll try to up date **huff** soon **puff** A-20!!! RUN FASTER BEFORE HE CATCHES YOU!!!!!!

A-20: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Tsukasa: COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VWMB: I'll try to update as soon as I can but that would be very AHHHHHHHHHHHH....unlikely. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE"S GANGING UP ON US ::silence::

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