Hey! It sucks to be a FF.net-er today; this part is massively editted. As in, mmm, YuugixJounouchi sex... but not here. It's over at AdultFanFiction.net, MediaMiner.org, or my site. Go for it. Besides, its another one of those things where Jounouchi does all sorts of thinking. And... damn, its YuugixJounouchi! What's not to like? ^_^
Very Unlike Yuugi
When they got back to Yuugi's place, the first thing they did was drop of Yuugi's shopping bags in his room. Or rather, Yuugi tossed them carelessly onto his bedroom floor and dropped onto his bed, sighing contentedly. "Can I take a quick shower before we watch a movie? I want to get comfy and put on some house clothes."
"That's fine, I can wait."
Yuugi got some clothes from his dresser and disappeared into the hallway, humming and bouncing on the balls of his feet. He was certainly excited about something. Jounouchi figured it was just new clothes. He made himself at home, sitting in a chair and propping his feet up on Yuugi's desk, amusing himself by imagining what Yuugi's grandpa would say if he saw. He grabbed a magazine from the desk and settled into reading it. It was a magazine focused on Duel Monsters. Very like Yuugi to be reading.
At least something about Yuugi was recognizable. He shook his head. Nope, he wasn't going to think about how weird Yuugi was being tonight… He heard the shower begin running.
Jounouchi read for at least 20 minutes before the shower stopped. Five minutes later Yuugi entered the room, rubbing his hair almost violently with a towel. Jounouchi's mouth immediately went dry as he saw Yuugi's 'house clothes'.
A little white t-shirt, loose-fitting but barely long enough to cover the waistband of Yuugi's dark blue shorts.
Short shorts. Impossibly short shorts. As in, if he left the house in those shorts, he would be pushing the limits of public decency. So short that the material barely covered his rear end, leaving it quite accessible to Jounouchi's gaze.
Not that he looked. He didn't like boys.
The shorts were forgotten as Yuugi dropped his towel into a laundry basket, revealing his hair. His hair wasn't up and pointed in different directions. Instead it was laid almost completely flat, damp and rumpled. The black and magenta were mixed everywhere, and the blond parts framed his face.
"Shit!" Jounouchi exclaimed, unable to tear his eyes away. "What'd you do to your hair?"
Yuugi stared at him as though he'd just asked what color the sky was. "What?"
"It's… flat."
Yuugi laughed. "What, did you think it stood up by itself? Baka; I do that because it looks ridiculous down."
"Not to mention you look shorter."
"Shut up!" Jounouchi could tell that Yuugi wasn't offended because he was still laughing softly. "Come on, let's go put in a movie."
Jounouchi couldn't pay attention to the movie. Who could with Yuugi sitting beside him on the couch? And sitting was putting it mildly; Yuugi was sprawled out, one leg tossed over Jounouchi's lap, hand absently scratching his belly as he watched the movie. Jounouchi's eyes kept skimming the expanse of the smooth leg tossed so casually over him, and the movie was completely forgotten. Jounouchi didn't even know the title.
And of course, Yuugi's hair was still baffling him. How had he never realized that Yuugi's hair was just as subject to gravity as everyone else's? Wait, did that mean that Honda's hair went down too?
His musings were interrupted by a loud rumble, followed by Yuugi sitting up, taking back his leg and stretching out.
Why was Jounouchi so disappointed to see the leg go?
"I'm hungry, you want anything?" Yuugi asked, standing and stretching again. Jounouchi shook his head. He pretended to watch the movie until Yuugi was in the kitchen.
How confusing! Yugi had been acting strange every since Jounouchi had arrived: the flirting, touching his ass, the shorts, the leg… but even harder to understand was how Jounouchi reacted to everything that Yuugi was doing. He didn't like guys! Yet he had been pleasantly surprised by everything that was happening…
Damn it, though; he liked girls! And Yuugi was most definitely not a girl.
Yuugi returned, sitting on the couch - normally, with his legs tucked underneath him - and munching on an apple, turning to the movie without acknowledging Jounouchi. Jounouchi stared without shame as Yuugi ate, eyes widening as he watched Yuugi lick his lips. He tried to resist mimicking the action, wishing he could taste those lips. After a moment Yuugi glanced over, head cocked to the side in confusion. "Something on your mind?" he asked, taking another bite of his apple.
"Ah, no," Jounouchi answered slowly. Finally he tore his gaze away and tried to focus on the movie… but his mockery of focus didn't last long.
"Would you like something to drink?"
Jounouchi looked at Yuugi again. Blinked. Did that mean what he thought it meant?
"Jiichan has some pretty good stuff hidden in the freezer…"
"But you don't drink," Jounouchi said dumbly. The Yuugi he was accustomed to was like a little brother: cute, innocent, and maybe a little perverted at times. The Yuugi he was accustomed to didn't drink, and didn't hit on his best friend.
"Not as a habit," Yuugi replied, "but who doesn't once in a while?"
"But…" Jounouchi was dumb-founded. Could his night get any stranger?
"Why so shocked? I never said I was a saint."
Jounouchi regained a little of his usual composure and joked, "No, but it's nice to pretend." Okay, so maybe it wasn't COMPLETELY been a joke.
"Good one!" Yuugi laughed. Then, still chuckling softly, Yuugi moved to sit close to Jounouchi, practically falling into the blond's lap. "But I'm serious." Jounouchi was still as stone as Yuugi knelt up and whispered in his ear, "because I figure that once I get a few drinks in you, you'll be willing to let me in you."
Jounouchi imagined that his eyes couldn't get any bigger. That had to be the corniest pick-up line he had ever heard… but fuck man, that was a pick-up line! From Yuugi! Speaking of Yuugi, he was still giggling near Jounouchi's ear, leaning against his shoulder, seemingly waiting for an answer.
Apparently his night could get stranger.
- author says -
... *resisting another simon-says joke*
So anyway,this part is... a little less humorous than the last part. Then again, I guess this is still kinda funny. It goes out to Danichan for letting me use her "saint" line... which she'd smack me for, because she's not a big fan of yaoi/fan fiction, but she said I could use it...
*giggle* that really is the worst pick-up line ever; it struck me, and I said 'why the hell not?'. I think its sort of funny... and hey, it worked, so who's complaining? not I, says the samurai.
...look at me have nothing to say. Go read the freakin' unedited version! XD
Oh! Reviewers! You rule! I have, in my life, read ONE story where Yuugi was on top over at AdultFanFiction.net... erm... called "The Darkness in the Light" by DragondreamerYamiDragon. Good story, but dark. ^_^