Disclaimer: I owned .Hack a few minuets ago , but then I lost in my room...so I don't own it!

VWMB: Today, everything shall be revealed! ::thunder and lightening sounds::

A-20: She means the flash backs. Don't be dramatic.

VWMB: QUIET YOU FOOLISH MORTAL!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

All except VWMB: ::shivers::

VWMB: Bacon! (

All except me: ::anime fall::

A-20: Anywayz.I'll just be stepping away from this..THING right now.heh,heh,heh.

Tsukasa, Subaru: HEY! WHAT ABOUT US?!

A-20: ::watching a football game and eating Bacon::

VWMB: BACON!!! ::pounces:: A-20: AIYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Both: :: wrestling on the floor for the bacon:: A-20: //Remembering what happened to Tsukasa when VWMB and he were wrestling on the floor for a piece of Bacon// (((0_o))) Here! You can have it! Just leave me alone!

Tsukasa: Smart move, too bad I learned the hard way ::sigh:: ::looks at his stomach::

Subaru: What? What is it? Are you hiding something from me?

VWMB: Maaa~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~aybe~~~~~~~~~~~~e! ^^ Subaru: WHY YOU LITTLE --------------------------

Authoress (VWMB duh!) : this scene has been cut short because she knows to many words that I don't understand and won't look it up the dictionary. That is all.

::Maha appears::

VWMB: MAHA!!!!!!! YOU ARE ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE, VERY FAVORITE, FAVEY FAVEY FAVEY, FAVORITE CHARACTER!!!! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^ Maha: ::choking:: ::mouthing something to Tsukasa::

Tsukasa: o come on Maha, don't you see how happy she is? And another good thing is that she won't have to choke me to death and scream in my ear about how good bacon is! ^_________^

Maha: !!! .._ Tsukasa: Maha //Kitty snicker// said that .gulp if-she-ate-the-bacon-from-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my- ugh ::passes outs::

A-20: I think we all know what he means, well did you?

VWMB: YUP!^^ And I ain't a shamed of it either! ^_^

Everyone else: Barfs

VWMB: This probably the longest chappy yet! In the next chappy, the secret shall be revealed why Subaru hates Tsukasa.

Everyone else: still vomiting

VWMB: I'm gonna leave now. Until next time! Bon Voyage!