Heeeeereee we go!! The long awaited chapter 3 and the start of the movie! The usual suspects will apply-'Gomen, I don't have spellcheck so I may mess up some spellings... Also Ryou will be used to refer to..well, Ryou, and Bakura will be used to refer to his yami. As always, positive comments and constructive criticism are welcome. Flames on the other hand, will be used to toast marshmallows and to chase Yami Bakura around with. *insert insane fanfic writer cackle*'
Standard-everyday-semi-original-disclaimer:I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. I don't own the Star Wars franchise. I don't own any other mentioned brand names. Hell, I don't even own a car. So don't sue me.
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As the movie started.The chaos began.....
(N-bk:Just to make it easier for me and confusing to you... Yami:*to the readers*Actually she's just extremely lazy. N-bk:~.~....Hush you...anyway, details may be a little skimped upon in the following chapters..And it will be a lot of dialouge...^^;;; Gomen Nasai!)
"Ooooo...opening credits..In a galaxy far,far away..DA, DAA, DA, DA, DA, DAAAAAAAA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DAAAAAA-*Mwph*"
"Shut upYami! Yugi, how much sugar did you feed him!?" Seto hissed ,all the while clapping a hand over Yami's mouth.
"Well...He's finished the milk duds...," Yugi said peering at the empty box.
"ARRRRUGH!!!It's not even ten minutes into the movie!!" Kaiba said,removing his hand from Yami's mouth because Yami was trying to stab at it with his Millennium Puzzle.
"AAAIIEEEE!!" Ryou yelped suddenly at the explosion on screen and jumped into his yami's arms.
Bakura frowned and none-too-gracefully deposited Ryou back in his seat.
"Scaredy cat. Of all the people in the world, I had to get stuck with this pansy boy."
Ryou simply looked at Bakura silently with a neutral expression.A slightly derranged grin formed. Then,he dangled the ring in one hand and a blowtorch procured from who-knows-where in the other. A working blowtorch.
Bakura quickly changed his tune. "But of course, he's such a great pans-I mean guy!" It was in such a sugary sweet tone that Bakura feared he was liable for a cavity for talking like that.
Satisfied, Ryou smiled his kawaii smile, put the blowtorch away, and continued watching the movie. Leaving a darkly muttering Bakura who was also starting to wonder if he was influencing Ryou a bit too much.
"Ohmygosh!" Téa suddenly squealed ",It's Anakin and Obi-Wan!! They are so cuuuuuuutee!!" She began to swoon.
"Eh,they're just a buncha pretty boys...," Joey said rolling his eyes. He was soon faced with a flaming mad Téa.
"What did you say?" Téa spoke in a threatening manner and wearing an expression guarenteed to leave Joey with nightmares.
"Epp..nothing!" Joey managed to squeak, shrinking from the girl's gaze.
"Yep, hell hath no fury than a pissed fangirl," muttered Tristain, who had enough sense to say it loud enough that only he could hear it.
After few moments of actually watching the film in which stuff happened.
"Eeeeeewwwwwww!" Ryou and Téa squeaked in unsion.
"Feh!They're only bug things!"
"Big brother,can I-"
"No, Mokuba, I'm not buying you bugs like that!"
"Awwww........."
"Why doesn't R2 see them!?"
"I can't watch!"
"Heh,this is turning out pretty good."
"Only because you're a sick,sick man."
"You want to lose your soul gangster boy?"
*Munch*
"Bring it on..."
The sounds of Bakura and Joey fighting erupted silently from behind the seats. Everyone ignored it.
"YEAH!!PULL OUT THE LIGHT SABER!!WHOO-HOO!!THEY ARE NO MORE!!!THEY HAVE CEASED TO EXIST!!!"
"Shhh!Yami!We'll get kicked out if you get too loud!"
"Téa's right! You should really calm down."
*Munch*
"Hey Yugi can I grab some popcorn?"
*Munch*
"Sure Tristain..uh-oh..what are you doing Yami??"
"You should know, Yugi, he's your yami."
"That doesn't mean I know what he's thinking,Kaiba, especially now that he's had sugar...."
"Muwahahah.."
"Yami??Er...Wait!Don't do that!!Get down!!"
Yami stood on his seat cackling,despite his aibou's pleading not to. "TO THE HOVERSHIP!!! CHASE THE ZAM!!! WHOO-HOO!! NNNNnnnyyaaaaaooooooo!!....Look!I'm flying!!"
The king of games was promptly dragged back down to his chair by a combined effort of the group, not including Joey and Bakura who were still duking it out.
For those who cared in the theater, which were three old guys betting on the fight a few rows back, Joey was winning.
Back to the others....
"Eww....what a gruesome way to go..."
"Well...yeah...but she did try to kill her...."
And the movie continued....
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